Why Are Albanians So Creepy?

[Gvac]

Dear Almighty Oracle,

Please provide an answer to this age old question.

Thank you.

Your pal,

Gvac

[Marc with a c]

they have really really long arms

[TheMojoPin]

The really long arms that they use to send too many creepy PM'S.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

they come up with American names

ie Kevin

[epo]

They name their kids Kevin.

[mikeyboy]

It's the pale skin, white hair and pink eyes.

[Marc with a c]

we need to ban all albanians from this site NOW

[King Hippos Bandaid]

they own Italian named Pizzerias

[Jubjubs]

Some of them have 'Fins.

[epo]

They name their kids Marc with a C.

[TheMojoPin]

The webbing between their 16 toes.

[Rorschach]

they're faggots

[KnoxHarrington]

That superfluous third nipple on their foreheads.

[Kevin]

It's the pale skin, white hair and pink eyes.

You sure you don't mean Irish?

[IMSlacker]

They cannot regulate their own body temperature.

[Marc with a c]

You sure you don't mean Irish?

shut up butt cut. go get some new curtains

[epo]

They PM Bossanova.

[Bossanova]

Tey are unfunny and unoriginal assholes

[TheQuestion]

One word - unibrows

[Jubjubs]

Who goes to Albany anymore?

[epo]

70's Bush.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Kevin is a unfunny and unoriginal assholes


fixed it

Hey John Belushi was an Albanian, so that is not fully correct with all Albanians

[TheMojoPin]

Their freakishly large taints.

[Marc with a c]

the have weird j's

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Fucking Albanian Americans are fucking faggots. Fuck them and their gay infedel lifestyle. Praise be to Allah and non Albanian faggots.

[BeerBandit]

They are cheap Lek-Pinchers.

Anybody?

[epo]

Fucking Albanian Americans are fucking faggots. Fuck them and their gay infedel lifestyle. Praise be to Allah and non Albanian faggots.

QFT

[Judge Smails]

You might find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive. But I urge you all to give Kevin the benefit of the doubt. This way, and only in this way, do we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world.

http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/hoxha_adil.jpg

[IMSlacker]

If you touch them, you'll get warts.

[epo]

They all have hairy palms.

[drusilla]

Who goes to Albany anymore?

:sad:

[Fezticle98]

You might find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive. But I urge you all to give Kevin the benefit of the doubt. This way, and only in this way, do we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world.

http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/hoxha_adil.jpg

Great early Simpsons callback. :thumbup:

Once again proving my theory that any subject can be related to an episode of the Simpsons.

[Freakshow]

Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic.

[Dude!]

dem albanians is da niggas of europe

(i hope that is ok to say)

[silera]

Anyone from three like voweled countries is inbred and prone to creepiness-

Abkhazia – Goat People
Afghanistan – Terrorists and Goat Fuckers
Albania – Keepers of the Creep
Australia – Kangaroo Fuckers
Azerbaijan – Commie Kangaroo Fuckers
Bahamas - Creepy Island Folk
Canada - Seriously all Creeps
Cayman Islands - Financial creeps that killed Lex Luther
Comoros – HOMOROS I say
Falkland Islands - Falking creeps
Guatemala – Wetbacks and fucking el creepos if you ask me

I would say the list is endless, but that would be a lie.

[Fallon]

Lilly shouldn't be lumped in with Kevin. This thread should be "Why Are Albanian Men So Creepy?"

[IrishAlkey]

Anyone from three like voweled countries is inbred and prone to creepiness-

Abkhazia – Goat People
Afghanistan – Terrorists and Goat Fuckers
Albania – Keepers of the Creep
Australia – Kangaroo Fuckers
Azerbaijan – Commie Kangaroo Fuckers
Bahamas - Creepy Island Folk
Canada - Seriously all Creeps
Cayman Islands - Financial creeps that killed Lex Luther
Comoros – HOMOROS I say
Falkland Islands - Falking creeps
Guatemala – Wetbacks and fucking el creepos if you ask me

I would say the list is endless, but that would be a lie.

This is why I married you.

Will anybody even understand the effort you put into this?

I'm licking your cunt and anus tonight.

[epo]

Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic.

Coach was the best.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9c/Cheers_coach.jpg/250px-Cheers_coach.jpg

[drusilla]

dem albanians is da niggas of europe

(i hope that is ok to say)

i thought they were the mexicans of greece

[IrishAlkey]

i thought they were the mexicans of greece

Greece is a good one!

Ass fuckers! All of 'em!

[silera]

Sooo..........

Greece - triple voweled country

Mr Drusilla- BrAIn SUrgEOn (see all FIVE vowels??????)........

He might be the creepiest ass fucking brain surgeon, and the only one, ever to walk the earth.

LOCK THIS THREAD PEOPLE I'M STARTING A LOOSE VOWELS WEBSITE.

[IrishAlkey]

Sooo..........

Greece - triple voweled country

Mr Drusilla- BrAIn SUrgEOn (see all FIVE vowels??????)........

He might be the creepiest ass fucking brain surgeon, and the only one, ever to walk the earth.

LOCK THIS THREAD PEOPLE I'M STARTING A LOOSE VOWELS WEBSITE.

Whoa...

Dino is the anti-christ...

[drusilla]

hmm, all brain surgeons do constantly compare themselves to god.

i think you people are on to something here!!!!!11

[sailor]

Lilly shouldn't be lumped in with Kevin. This thread should be "Why Are Albanian Men So Creepy?"

for real. and why do they hate italians so (or was that just my high school)?

[DESMO22]

Anyone from three like voweled countries is inbred and prone to creepiness-

Abkhazia – Goat People
Afghanistan – Terrorists and Goat Fuckers
Albania – Keepers of the Creep
Australia – Kangaroo Fuckers
Azerbaijan – Commie Kangaroo Fuckers
Bahamas - Creepy Island Folk
Canada - Seriously all Creeps
Cayman Islands - Financial creeps that killed Lex Luther
Comoros – HOMOROS I say
Falkland Islands - Falking creeps
Guatemala – Wetbacks and fucking el creepos if you ask me

I would say the list is endless, but that would be a lie.
Oh and don`t forget the seriously Creepiest of all Silera United States of America, three liked vowels did you not say, e-e-e . :annoyed:

[Freakshow]

i thought they were the mexicans of greece

Albania is Yugoslavia's Portugal.

[ralphbxny]

They have as much hair on their hands as they do on their head and back!

[ralphbxny]

Plus they are White Muslems!

[ozzie]

Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic.

Coach was right... we learn as we sing.

[ozzie]

I first read this as "Why are Alabamians So Creepy?"

I thought I was going to have to knock someone's teeth out.

[BeerBandit]

I first read this as "Why are Alabamians So Creepy?"

I thought I was going to have to knock someone's teeth out.

That would be a stupid thread.


We already know why Alabamians are so creepy. Your capital was founded by a moose.
http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/geta.jpg

[Hottub]

I've got no problem with Albanians.:thumbup:


http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/owl4ever/albania.jpg


http://yalibnan.com/site/archives/2005/05/img/mexico%20lebanon%20albania.jpg

[silera]

Oh and don`t forget the seriously Creepiest of all Silera United States of America, three liked vowels did you not say, e-e-e . :annoyed:

I only got to the G's!!!!

[DESMO22]

I only got to the G's!!!!

Well then I`ll not jump on you so fast next time. My back was up but now it`s goin down. Honestly I have never met an Albanian or seen an Albanian, I must get out more.

[Gvac]

Honestly I have never met an Albanian or seen an Albanian, I must get out more.

Lucky!

[TheMojoPin]

Well then I`ll not jump on you so fast next time. My back was up but now it`s goin down. Honestly I have never met an Albanian or seen an Albanian, I must get out more.

You probably have met them without knowing it. Albanians are incredibly crafty, which only adds to their deadliness. They're similar to ninjas, except twice as smelly and eight times as inbred.

[sr71blackbird]

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Some of their women are hot

[DESMO22]

You probably have met them without knowing it. Albanians are incredibly crafty, which only adds to their deadliness. They're similar to ninjas, except twice as smelly and eight times as inbred.

Well then I gues I have met an Albanian, because I have met a few smelly inbreds throughout my life. Thanks for makin me laugh:laugh:

[DESMO22]

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Some of their women are hot

Wow I never met these smelly inbreds, your right they are hot

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Cause Kevin's alive

[Kevin]

Albanian women would put all of your so called women to absolute shame.. Forget Lily.. She is considered rather avg by Albanian standards..

Hispanic women are also just as hot..

[Freakshow]

I've got no problem with Albanians.:thumbup:

http://yalibnan.com/site/archives/2005/05/img/mexico%20lebanon%20albania.jpg

Screw Albania. Look how freaking hot Miss Lebanon is!!!!!
I'd launch tactical air strikes across her borders in a heartbeat.