Defending King Hippo - A Diatribe

[DiabloSammich]

What am I missing with this guy? Where is the substance? Just before you label me a bacon-phobe or mcrib-iac, let me say that I am solidly objective in who I yell at, regardless of how much weight they've lost in the last month.

[cupcakelove]

That's a really short post.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Bacon-phobe


When I become President, you get NOTHING

[SatCam]

Well, you speak for the audience. You wouln't go into an elementary school and talk the same way as you do at a veterans center.

[epo]

Don't make me answer this dogshit.

[RhinoinMN]

I like turkey bacon.

[underdog]

We need someone to jerk him off.

[lleeder]

We need someone to jerk him off.

Not it.

[epo]

I need to jerk him off.

QFT

[underdog]

QFT

Don't make me answer this dogshit.

[TheMojoPin]

When he talks to a bunch of black people, he's all like, "WHITE PEOPLE SO CRAZAY."

But then when he talks to white people, he can't because his mouth is full of bacon and sadness.

[bobrobot]

Clearly... the ONLY defense is insanity!!!

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/diseases/images/straightjacket.jpg

did i tell ya that i lost 30 lbs...?

(i did...)

[WampusCrandle]

Bacon-phobe


When I become President, you get NOTHING

1 - i want to be VP of balloon dogs
2 - great avatar
3 - i certainly do

[Jughead]

I Love Hippo But he hates me......???..Ps Please Sammy go back to your goodieee Av...Please??? That one creeps me out...thanks

[topless_mike]

all of this brings one thought to mind..




... miss fat_sunny

[OGC]

I Love Hippo But he hates me......???....


You are lucky that he hates you, he doesn't even know I exist. :glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

You are lucky that he hates you, he doesn't even know I exist. :glurps:

pssst. bring bacon.

[led37zep]

I heard Drudge is about to run a story about how Hippos been seen smoking soy bacon with Amy Winehouse.

This bastard is about to fall off that precious pedestal he calls Staten Island!

[topless_mike]

This bastard is about to fall of that <s>precious pedestal</s> landfill he calls Staten Island!

corrected

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I Love Hippo But he hates me......???..Ps Please Sammy go back to your goodieee Av...Please??? That one creeps me out...thanks

Hate is such a strong word

I tolerate you


j/k, you are cool in my book

[PhishHead]

Why do all his posts and sigs have something to do with Bacon in some shape or form.

[topless_mike]

Why do all his posts and sigs have something to do with Bacon in some shape or form.

because he's a rebellious jewish faith person

fuck it.

i dont care what mikeyboy says about him, he's ok in my book.

[RhinoinMN]

Hate is such a strong word

I tolerate you


j/k, you are cool in my book

your in my coloring book.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why do all his posts and sigs have something to do with Bacon in some shape or form.

my new gimmick can be that I am all about Bob Weir

[PhishHead]

my new gimmick can be that I am all about Bob Weir

if you do that I will never speak to you again and will not recognize your existence.

[drjoek]

King Hippos alright be he's no KingHippohaspeaked
:king:

[drjoek]

if you do that I will never speak to you again and will not recognize your existence.

Help>Slip>Franklin

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if you do that I will never speak to you again and will not recognize your existence.

Ill stick to Bacon, I Heart you too much to do that

[KingHipposBandaidHasPeakd]

King Hippos alright be he's no KingHippohaspeaked
:king:

You know it son

[topless_mike]

more bored charachters

:wallbash:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

more bored charachters

:wallbash:

none of them mine

I dont like them either, cept for that lovable Jinxy Mchippo, it isnt me, but I like the Chutzpah

[mikeyboy]

none of them mine

I dont like them either, cept for that lovable Jinxy Mchippo, it isnt me, but I like the Hutspa

It's Chutzpah. I thought you were jewish.

[PhishHead]

It's Chutzpah. I thought you were jewish.

he is a horrible jew that eats bacon everyday

[mikeyboy]

he is a horrible jew that eats bacon everyday

He married a shiksa too.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

He married a shiksa too.

yeah I stink

and I knew that (chutzpah) also, but rushed out the post

but no religion should force you into not eating pork, esp bacon

[topless_mike]

but no religion should force you into not eating pork, esp bacon

i agree. i like hogs, too.

[led37zep]

i agree. i like hogs, too.

Wanna go "Hoggin'?

[ralphbxny]

Wanna go "Hoggin'?

After 3 scotches...Im in!