View Full Version : tonight I was a mo
jauble
02-10-2008, 02:03 AM
I walk girls home...no matter what. Its what I do and what I am known for. Anyway I think I might be gay based on my actions. I walked some drunk girls from my place to their place and then I walked back. On the way back I met a stumbly blonde who I took back to her dorm and she stuck her tounge in my mouth and asked if I frederick (my name is jeff) would come upstairs with her. I said no and went home. Does this make me gay or a decent person?
IMSlacker
02-10-2008, 03:26 AM
You're a decent gay person.
Ritalin
02-10-2008, 04:13 AM
You did the right thing.
You'd have felt bad if you went up there.
sailor
02-10-2008, 04:26 AM
you'd have probably caught something.
Jujubees2
02-10-2008, 04:42 AM
You did the right thing.
<b>You'd have felt bad if you went up there.</b>
Oh, I think he would have felt good first and then maybe bad.
Seriously, you're on your way to sainthood! (and I would have done the same thing)
Marc with a c
02-10-2008, 05:28 AM
i miss college
Tenbatsuzen
02-10-2008, 06:19 AM
Drunk girl + doesn't know who you are = recipe for rape charges. You did the right thing.
JerseyRich
02-10-2008, 06:29 AM
i miss gvac
He's back. Don't worry.
ZigZagBigBag
02-10-2008, 06:29 AM
if by mo you meant 'dashing gentleman' then yes you were one. you never mentioned if the stumbly blond was hot or not...which should be deciding factor to the gayness question. letting a drunk girl blow you is a natural thing and maybe you should try just going with it sometime. just my opinion.
ZigZagBigBag
02-10-2008, 06:30 AM
Drunk girl + doesn't know who you are = recipe for rape charges. You did the right thing.
she can't press charges if she thinks you are a Fred
Ritalin
02-10-2008, 06:31 AM
Drunk girl + doesn't know who you are = recipe for rape charges. You did the right thing.
I know another recipe for rape:
Gvac + half the dudes on this messageboard + alone in a room
(of course, there's always an issue of consent)
drjoek
02-10-2008, 06:33 AM
How much fun could it have been to have sex with a drunk college girl?
ah..............nevermind
strike that
cougarjake13
02-10-2008, 07:20 AM
You're a decent gay person.
yep
thats says it all
MadMatt
02-10-2008, 07:32 AM
Good work dude. I have done similar things in the past, so you aren't the only one.
There are enough douchebags in the world - it's good that there are still gentlemen out there that won't take advantage of the situation.
Plus Tenbats brings up a good point; not only did you do the right thing, but you possibly avoided criminal charges.
mendyweiss
02-10-2008, 07:47 AM
What would Bennington have done ? hmmmm
led37zep
02-10-2008, 08:18 AM
you'd have probably caught something.
Ya.....a GOOD TIME!
http://maochan.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/oh-snap.jpg
You did the right thing by not going up to her room with her...she sounds like the kinda girl you take to the bushes anyway.
IamPixie
02-10-2008, 08:20 AM
if she called you by the right name would you have gone up?
sailor
02-10-2008, 08:21 AM
if she called you by the right name would you have gone up?
i think that makes a world of difference.
jauble
02-10-2008, 08:31 AM
if she called you by the right name would you have gone up?
no, that had nothing to do with it I just thought that part was funny
scottinnj
02-10-2008, 11:43 AM
Drunk girl + doesn't know who you are = recipe for rape charges. You did the right thing.
First thing that came to my mind. A satisfied dick isn't worth 10 years in the slammer.
zentraed
02-10-2008, 12:26 PM
i've found myself in many similar gay situations. the correct answer is "blowjob".
EliSnow
02-10-2008, 12:49 PM
she can't press charges if she thinks you are a Fred
Yes, she can.
There is a difference between pressing rape charges and actually being able to go to trial on them.
Death Metal Moe
02-10-2008, 01:17 PM
I love the Bennington Doctrine, but seriously. NOT having sex with some drunk whore isn't an application to the Ghey Association.
Do what you feel is right. Sounds like you did, don't 2nd guess yourself.
Midkiff
02-10-2008, 05:06 PM
Fuck that shit, you're a fag for not plowing the chick.
You should have done her, keep reminding her that you are Frederick, so it sticks, and hit the bricks.
FUNKMAN
02-10-2008, 05:17 PM
good call... you avoided puke on the pecker
Reephdweller
02-10-2008, 05:23 PM
You made the right decision. It's not gay to not take advantage of the opportunity you had. Considering the circumstances, it's smart thinking and the right thing to do.
ToddEVF
02-10-2008, 05:24 PM
good call... you avoided puke on the pecker
and that is the whole moral of this isn't it?
jauble
02-10-2008, 05:47 PM
Im really surprised that doug hasnt posted a ghey story just based on the thread name alone
walking joint
02-10-2008, 06:23 PM
not gay, but once you marry a different girl you will regret this for the rest of your life.
Sarge
02-10-2008, 06:27 PM
You absolutely did the right thing.
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-10-2008, 06:32 PM
I was a college student 20 plus years ago. I would have applauded your actions then as I do now.
Dougie Brootal
02-11-2008, 05:33 AM
Anyway I think I might be gay based on my actions.
it was only a matter of time...:smoke:
Im really surprised that doug hasnt posted a ghey story just based on the thread name alone
i knew you were baiting me.
ralphbxny
02-11-2008, 05:41 AM
Your a good man, but your penis hates you!
topless_mike
02-11-2008, 05:56 AM
you cant prove a blowjob.
Freitag
02-11-2008, 06:01 AM
you cant prove a blowjob.
Monica Lewinsky may disagree.
topless_mike
02-11-2008, 07:02 AM
Monica Lewinsky may disagree.
drunk = *gulp*
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