Old man porn

[sr71blackbird]

There is this old man I work with and he asked me if I have any porn, so I had a few dvd's I have not looked at in a few years, so I loaned them to him. I did not even care if he kept them. But a few days later he comes back to me and says they were disgusting and he asks me if I have anything less raunchy. Most of my porn involves the anus and the mouth, so I doubt I have anything that will suit his tastes.
He asks me if I have anything with girls like Pamela Anderson in it and I realize he is asking me for the kind of porn I used to look at when I was in high school, and on video tapes!
I do not have any idea how to even find the kinds of stuff he is looking for. Any ideas?

[CaptClown]

There is this old man I work with and he asked me if I have any porn, so I had a few dvd's I have not looked at in a few years, so I loaned them to him. I did not even care if he kept them. But a few days later he comes back to me and says they were disgusting and he asks me if I have anything less raunchy. Most of my porn involves the anus and the mouth, so I doubt I have anything that will suit his tastes.
He asks me if I have anything with girls like Pamela Anderson in it and I realize he is asking me for the kind of porn I used to look at when I was in high school, and on video tapes!
I do not have any idea how to even find the kinds of stuff he is looking for. Any ideas?

Does he look like this guy?

http://www.thestagcompany.com/Flash/soundboard/old-man.jpg

[donnie_darko]

just go for those playboy movies that they release, some good ole fashion fake humpering

[Drunky McBetidont]

holy shit that is funny.:lol::lol::lol: i can't get the image of some ol' codger saying the dirty movies i lent him were disgusting.:clap:
give him gay hardcore ass fuck porn that makes gay people sick. either that or put lemon party up on his screen when he steps away.:devil2:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Ron_Jeremy_mod.jpg/200px-Ron_Jeremy_mod.jpg

[Stedman]

i dealt with this a while back only the old man was also black.

all of my porn contains young white women and i didn't really know what to get for him.

after a couple weeks he just brought me some titles of shit he thought he wanted to see.

at the top of the list was the Amy Fischer tape. so far its the only one i've gotten for him and he seemed more than happy with it.

maybe old people would be interested in seeing Lou's wrinkled ass.

as for the vhs part i have no idea what to tell you.

[Dougie Brootal]

why the fuck are you fetching porn for some old man?!?!

[Stedman]

why the fuck do i tend to post so many damn single sentance paragraphs?

then i tend to space my lines between separate thoughts like this rather than just using any punctuation

god it must be a chore for people to read my posts

[sailor]

why the fuck do i tend to post so many damn single sentance paragraphs?

then i tend to space my lines between separate thoughts like this rather than just using any punctuation

god it must be a chore for people to read my posts

it's easy on the eyes, actually. why don't you folk just tell these old guys to go buy their own porn or just get cinemax?

[Stedman]

because he's my friend. we work together every day and sometimes have to go on overnight trips out of town for work. if the old guy wants to utilize my piracy habit so he can pop in a DVD and watch it while trying to diddle his hideous wife then goddammit i'm there for him.

[ToddEVF]

the VHS stuff you can usually find at mom and pop video stores. Of course it won't be new releases. Also some adult novelty stores have a bin with VHS releases. Or if worse comes to worse, burn it to a disc and then tape it through the VCR. . .

if you have one

[keithy_19]

I thought this was going to be about the porn thats out there with the creepy old guys and what you think they smell of.

I'm gonna say they smell like dirty water dogs or the bay.

:innocent:

[topless_mike]

being in nassau county, you mean to tell me he hasnt passed a store with a
"video- 3 for $10" sign in it?

vhs bargin bin is where the action is !

[commish13]

I was hoping this would be a thread telling us that you found more stuff like Lemon Party and were going to share.

[LaBoob]

I thought this was going to be about the porn thats out there with the creepy old guys and what you think they smell of.

I'm gonna say they smell like dirty water dogs or the bay.

:innocent:

HAHAHA, the bay... I can smell it from my house sometimes
:wink:

[keithy_19]

HAHAHA, the bay... I can smell it from my house sometimes
:wink:

You cross the bridge and pass the South Amboy Cinema and you get that ebautiful Jersey shore refuge scent. Oh how I love it.

[drusilla]

that's a complete opposite story than i was expecting. most of the old jewish dudes that i know are the ones with the sickest shit out there. that's how our local chicken tape came to be.

[SinA]

when you gave it to him, did you picture him jacking his old man cock?

[Devo37]

give him a tummy-sticks video. he'll stop asking after that.

[A.J.]

Give him a copy of "2 Girls 1 Cup".

[LaBoob]

Give him some 8-track porn

[Kris10]

I've never lent out porn before, LOL

[FUNKMAN]

2 Women 1 Cane

[Fallon]

I've never lent out porn before, LOL

Yeah, that's kinda creepy. Maybe send a link here or there, but to physically hand someone a disc. Eww.

[sr71blackbird]

I disagree, I have exchanged porn many times with different people, but since I sometimes do not get mine back, I lent him some that I did care if I lost.

[Fallon]

I disagree, I have exchanged porn many times with different people, but since I sometimes do not get mine back, I lent him some that I did care if I lost.

Do you wipe the dry cum off the disc before you lend them out?

[lleeder]

When I was younger I had a Tracey Lords Tape that I had stolen from my friends dad It was when she was of a questionable age. I lent it out and never got it back. That was the last time I shared.

[Stedman]

i've watched a lot of porn before but never once have a felt the urge to take the DVD player about so i could actually jack off onto the disk while i was watching it.

may be something i would like to took into though.

[stan's son]

i have the same story as lleeder!... lent traci lords porn to my 10th grade history teacher and never got it back!...son of a bitch!....i did get an A in his class though!!!

[Kris10]

Do you wipe the dry cum off the disc before you lend them out?

Ugh! This is why you BUY porn NEW!

[TheMojoPin]

i've watched a lot of porn before but never once have a felt the urge to take the DVD player about so i could actually jack off onto the disk while i was watching it.

may be something i would like to took into though.

QFJT.

I think it says a lot about those people, that they assume everyone else is busting a nut wildly and without abandon, or inexplicably taking out the DVD/tape and then unleashing on it.

Very weird.

[joethebartender]

I've never lent out porn before, LOL

I have to get that "cooking" video back to you.:wink: Thanks for the loan!

[Kris10]

I have to get that "cooking" video back to you.:wink: Thanks for the loan!

:clap:
Anytime you need a "loan" you know how to get ahold of me, baby! *wink, wink*

[deepinthewoods]

My advice: no cunt for old men.

[CountryBob]

Years ago I installed phone systems and was working at a high school over the summer replacing wiring and phones. The head janitor was a 50's something hag with saggy tits and facial hair. She asked me one day if I liked porn - "of course" I replied and that was it. The next day she arrived with a huge trash bag filled with VHS tapes of copied porn. So, I took the bag and went home to check them out. I remembered the tapes that night while a couple of buddies were over drinking and watching a baseball game. I popped one of the tapes in and it was gay porn. Holy shit - did I ever have some explaining to do. The next day I asked the woman WTF - there were 2 guys on that tape. She said she got them from her brother that had just died - cleaned out his belongings. Up to this point in my life I had not been freaked out this bad - a dead mans gay porn collection in my house.

[topless_mike]

a dead mans gay porn collection in my house.

thats like getting the head, the tail, the whole dam thing..

you just cant make that up....

[TheMojoPin]

Years ago I installed phone systems and was working at a high school over the summer replacing wiring and phones. The head janitor was a 50's something hag with saggy tits and facial hair. She asked me one day if I liked porn - "of course" I replied and that was it. The next day she arrived with a huge trash bag filled with VHS tapes of copied porn. So, I took the bag and went home to check them out. I remembered the tapes that night while a couple of buddies were over drinking and watching a baseball game. I popped one of the tapes in and it was gay porn. Holy shit - did I ever have some explaining to do. The next day I asked the woman WTF - there were 2 guys on that tape. She said she got them from her brother that had just died - cleaned out his belongings. Up to this point in my life I had not been freaked out this bad - a dead mans gay porn collection in my house.

You drop that last part as if that was the only thing that mde it weird and creepy.

[CountryBob]

Yeah, back then I really didnt think that getting porn from a nasty old sea hag that was a school janitor -was a big deal - until now. What was I thinking?

[topless_mike]

im more surprised by a female janitor....