Don't Worry I'm Not A Kid Toucher, She's A Midget

[lleeder]

People have been saying there's no more new things to talk about so I've decided to reveal this story from my past. Once I was at a bar during the day and met these three girls, one happened to be a midget. I was drunk, she was drunk and I decided why not. So I walked to a nearby beach with her to see what romance would occur. Mind you it was like 4 in the afternoon and nice out so alot of familys were still on the beach. As we were heavily involved this women walks ups and ask my age. I told her it was 22, then she asks the midgets age and she replies 26. The women not believing the midgets age gives me a nasty look and says "You should be ashamed of yourself!!!" That killed the mood and the midget was furious at being thought of as a minor. The was the last I saw of her. She went home full of sand and I went home with blue balls.

[jauble]

what kind of piggish friends did she have where "option A" was the midget?

[jauble]

Oh and lleeder I want you to know there is nothing wrong with a 4 in the afternoon drunk.

[mikeyboy]

People take note. That is an awesome use of the Confessional.

[Kevin]

Diablo is being proven right more and more everyday..

[lleeder]

what kind of piggish friends did she have where "option A" was the midget?

Sometimes the shortest path is the path of least resistance.

[donnie_darko]

you were probably lucky, cause your cock would've still seemed tiny.

[jauble]

you were probably lucky, cause your cock would've still seemed tiny.

fucking face :thumbup:

nice one dd

[underdog]

Lleeder is #1 board poster!

[led37zep]

I've always thought we could cure kid touchers by turning them onto midgets. Now we have proof!

[Leticia]

How ignorant could that woman have been to not notice that the girl was a midget on not a kid???

They do look different...


Unless she happened to not look that different and I'm the one who's ignorant....:unsure:

I need to go to bed...

[Leticia]

People take note. That is an awesome use of the Confessional.

Oh, and I completely agree with this!! :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

As we were heavily involved this women walks ups and ask my age. I told her it was 22, then she asks the midgets age and she replies 26. The women not believing the midgets age gives me a nasty look and says "You should be ashamed of yourself!!!"

Hey Willie Wonka..I'm 100% certain that it wasn't her age she was referring to..Answer me these.
A)Why didn't you just hide her in your pants till night fall?
B)Did she work for "Travleocity"?
C)Are you from Mastic?
D)Got her number?

[Ritalin]

You should have just picked her up and tossed her until the coast was clear.

[Tall_James]

She went home full of sand

Was it actually sawdust and was she actually a stuffed Dora the Explorer doll that you won on the boardwalk?

Seriously though, I agree with Mikeyboy. And the title is in the running for "Thread Title of the Year".

[MagillaGorillaz]

Was this the lucky lady?

http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites//lpbw/bios/gallery/amy_175.jpg

[Furtherman]

I was drunk, she was drunk and I decided why not.

Very rarely does any good follow this thought.

Lleeder, that was f'n hysterical.

[Dougie Brootal]

this thread is useless without pics.

[The Majik Man]

I would have made sweet majik love to her
we coulda had a baby
a majik mulleted midget
I could charge two bits a gander for that kinda majik

[Tall_James]

I would have made sweet majik love to her
we coulda had a baby
a majik mulleted midget
I could charge two bits a gander for that kinda majik

Technically, it would be called a "midjet".

[riverofpiss]

what kind of piggish friends did she have where "option A" was the midget?

"I get the ugly one.":laugh:

[DOHO@HOME]

this is a after school special tv movie in the making:
one lil disappointment meets drunk in the afternoon guy they meet they fall into carnival fever then just when you think this is a match made in the local bar ol cock blocker appears with her fuckin questions to ruin a odd hookup that could have turned into a long afternoon relationship and maybe turn out another lil disappointing picture ruiner you would still be paying for the eye sore.:thumbup::lol::clap:

[DiabloSammich]

Creep.

[topless_mike]

where is Jezo?
i'd love to hear his take on all this.

[DolaMight]

My friend was blackout drunk and did a T-Rex. Slowdanced then disappeared for an hour. He claimed nothing happed but it defiantly happened. I can tell because when it comes up he can't adequately defend himself on the night in question. Freaks out.

What did it look like? Was it like this or much much worse?
http://d.yimg.com/news.aunz.yimg.com/xp/xtra/20070518/10/1644848231.jpg

My friend's one wasn't quite there but wasn't the worst one I've ever seen.

[keithy_19]

http://www.er.uqam.ca/pasteur/e320170/tel18-david.jpg

"stay away from my wife you son-of-a-bitch!"

[keithy_19]

http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hot-midget.jpg

[topless_mike]

next to her tiny hands, and that little mouth, your cock must have looked massive.

talk about an ego booster.

[keithy_19]

next to her tiny hands, and that little mouth, your cock must have looked massive.

talk about an ego booster.

What if he has a micro penis?

[ROCKVILLEJOE'S HEMMOHROID]

Hey, dis is rockvillejoe's hemmhoroid. i sound like paulie walnuts now since i have been hit wit preperation h, skip.

ya wanna response, big guy? complainin dat more people are commenting about my hosts' asshole situation? well maybe because you are talkin about fuckin a midget! ohhhhhhhhh.

not for nuttin, hotshot, but dis is your idea of a new idea? we been fuckin midgets at the bing since tony was suckin his momma's teet. ohhhhhhh.

and ya din't even deliva the goods. stroons. i thought maybe rockvillejoe was a fagola because he's stickin sewing needles up his ass like he has a contract on me. tanks to ramrod's suggestion. but at least that rockvillejoe would have spun dat little miss on his cannoli toot sweet! ohhhhhhhh.

so i'm pointin my forefinger and baby finga wit da pinky ring right at ya, tough guy. layoff the whinin or i'll send my cousin hemmoroid who is as big as bobby baccala into your asshole. ohhhhhhh.

got it skip? ohhhhhhh.

[underdog]

Hey, dis is rockvillejoe's hemmhoroid. i sound like paulie walnuts now since i have been hit wit preperation h, skip.

ya wanna response, big guy? complainin dat more people are commenting about my hosts' asshole situation? well maybe because you are talkin about fuckin a midget! ohhhhhhhhh.

not for nuttin, hotshot, but dis is your idea of a new idea? we been fuckin midgets at the bing since tony was suckin his momma's teet. ohhhhhhh.

and ya din't even deliva the goods. stroons. i thought maybe rockvillejoe was a fagola because he's stickin sewing needles up his ass like he has a contract on me. tanks to ramrod's suggestion. but at least that rockvillejoe would have spun dat little miss on his cannoli toot sweet! ohhhhhhhh.

so i'm pointin my forefinger and baby finga wit da pinky ring right at ya, tough guy. layoff the whinin or i'll send my cousin hemmoroid who is as big as bobby baccala into your asshole. ohhhhhhh.

got it skip? ohhhhhhh.

I think we've reached a new low in board characters.

[drusilla]

http://www.er.uqam.ca/pasteur/e320170/tel18-david.jpg

"stay away from my wife you son-of-a-bitch!"

ahahahahahaahahahaahahaaahahahahaaha

[CountryBob]

If you fuck a midget will you catch the "midget germ" and forever ruin your DNA for future children?