Keep Kissing Corporate Cock

[Gvac]

Yeah, that's right...you. The people who go to Home Depot or Lowe's to save a few bucks and ignore their neighborhood hardware store. The ones who go to Home Liquors or Super Cellars or Shop Rite Liquors instead of the local mom and pop liquor store. Or maybe you prefer Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts to the little, independently owned coffee shop in your town.

Keep feeding these greedy cocksuckers with your money and keep putting the little guy out of business.

See what happens.

Shit, it's happened already.

Piss and moan about price and convenience all you want, but shut the fuck up when the place you work for is swallowed up by one of these giant conglomerates and you're put out of a job.

I've had enough. Seriously. I'm so fucking pissed off I can't stand it.

And yet come November, we'll have people absolutely convinced that their candidate will change America into some kind of wonderland. You all realize that no matter what, liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican, each and every candidate is beholden to one of these power hungry corporations and will spend their time in office paying them back, right?

And one side of the aisle will scream "more power to the government!" while the other will scream "more power to big business!" and you will sit there and choose sides.

Well not me.

I'm not giving power to either one of them.

Fuck 'em both.

[Kevin]

Its all my fault.. I encouraged him with my 12:38 thread.. I am so sorry everyone..:glurps:

[midwestjeff]

The finger insertion has begun.

[SatCam]

You do realize that....................................... forget it

[IMSlacker]

I thought I was suckling the corporate teat. You make it seem gay.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Yeah, that's right...you. The people who go to Home Depot or Lowe's to save a few bucks and ignore their neighborhood hardware store. The ones who go to Home Liquors or Super Cellars or Shop Rite Liquors instead of the local mom and pop liquor store. Or maybe you prefer Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts to the little, independently owned coffee shop in your town.
I buy local whenever possible, but my neighborhood hardware store doesn't sell powertools and there are only a handful of local coffee joints left in the nation. But don't you think this is what specialized food merchants were saying when grocery stores first opened? And what do you say to people who only have Wal-Marts and Lowes near them? Are they supposed to pay an arm and a leg for gas so they can find a local joint?

[underdog]

The irony of this post versus you only posting on Sunday because of a Catholic tradition is fucking hilarious.

[Judge Smails]

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[SatCam]

Banned

On Vacation!

:lol:

[Bulldogcakes]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/be/McBlowMe.jpg

:clap::thumbup::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[sailor]

The irony of this post versus you only posting on Sunday because of a Catholic tradition is fucking hilarious.

i don't see that at all.

[Jughead]

Walmart Sucks Big **** ***** ***** Dicks!!!..There I feel better..

[Jujubees2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/01/JTGEORGE_big.jpg

KRAMER: Yeah, of course you do. And do you know why? Because you're a bunch of yuppies. It's your go-go corporate takeover lifestyles that are driving out these Mom and Pop stores and destroying the fabric of this neighborhood.

GEORGE: Well, what's so great about a Mom and Pop store? Let me tell you something. If my Mom and Pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.

[DoubleJ]

Okay, Ronnie.

[sailor]

walmart five and dime was once a mom and pop store.

[JerseyRich]

You guys should watch this film.

http://www.buylocalday.org/img/original/walmartmovie.jpg

[Friday]

i actually rotate between the two mom and pop liquor stores in my little town.

damn the man.

[TheMojoPin]

Super Cellars?

Those basements sound AWESOME.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I miss Direct Video, my local video store in the 1980s

porn, only one copy of new movies and Nintendo Games and Stale Popcorn was their signture. Then Blockbuster came and wiped all mom and pop video stores out of business

fuck you blockbuster, you deserve the ass raping that Net Flix is handing you

[Team_Ramrod]

But I only shop at Lowes because Jimmy Johnson Drives the #48 Lowes Car.

I Love big corporations, in my opinion the mom and pop stores that went out of business weren't innovative enough to become a corporate giant; therefore they failed.

Don't blame the corporations for doing what the little guys couldn't.

I want to be a corporation when I grow up.

[GvacNoMore]

But I only shop at Lowes because Jimmy Johnson Drives the #48 Lowes Car.

I Love big corporations, in my opinion the mom and pop stores that went out of business weren't innovative enough to become a corporate giant; therefore they failed.

Don't blame the corporations for doing what the little guys couldn't.

I want to be a corporation when I grow up.

You sound like the kind of guy who'd rather eat at Benningan's or Chili's than a privately owned restaurant. You probably order Domino's or Little Caesar's instead of from the local pizza shop.

Yuck.

And NASCAR should be banned immediately. Gas guzzling vehicles going nowhere for the enjoyment of the hayseeds in attendance? MADNESS!!!!

[Jujubees2]

I want to be a corporation when I grow up.

Why, so we can kiss your cock?

[nevnut]

You sound like the kind of guy who'd rather eat at Benningan's or Chili's than a privately owned restaurant. You probably order Domino's or Little Caesar's instead of from the local pizza shop.

Yuck.

And NASCAR should be banned immediately. Gas guzzling vehicles going nowhere for the enjoyment of the hayseeds in attendance? MADNESS!!!!

I was just startin to like you until you had to go and slam NASCAR.

:wink:

[led37zep]

is mom and pop a new term for Arab and Hindu? Because I've never been to a liquer store run by a mom and pop.

[sailor]

You sound like the kind of guy who'd rather eat at Benningan's or Chili's than a privately owned restaurant. You probably order Domino's or Little Caesar's instead of from the local pizza shop.

Yuck.

And NASCAR should be banned immediately. Gas guzzling vehicles going nowhere for the enjoyment of the hayseeds in attendance? MADNESS!!!!

there's a big difference between food-service choices and buying the exact same lawn mower for a cheaper price.

[epo]

Once again, Mr. G is right about the Maaaaaaannnnnnnnn.....

Seriously, it's not really that hard to avoid the corporate fucks when possible. And even when you shop, read a label or two and you might start purchasing items that are made close to home.

Do all of that and you just might help your local economy.

[TheMojoPin]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE SUPER CELLARS, GODDAMMIT!!! What makes them so super?!?

[GvacNoMore]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE SUPER CELLARS, GODDAMMIT!!! What makes them so super?!?

They're supermarket sized liquor stores, and despite the name they don't sell just wine. They generally sell booze and cases of beer cheaper than the small, independently owned liquor stores can buy it wholesale.

[Team_Ramrod]

You sound like the kind of guy who'd rather eat at Benningan's or Chili's than a privately owned restaurant. You probably order Domino's or Little Caesar's instead of from the local pizza shop.

Yuck.

And NASCAR should be banned immediately. Gas guzzling vehicles going nowhere for the enjoyment of the hayseeds in attendance? MADNESS!!!!

We don't have Benningan's or Chili's here.... I go for East Side Mario's, Boston Pizza or Moxies. And for Pizza, My preference is Panago Pizza. I don't like Little Ceasars, Pizza Hut is too Greasy....

Honestly, I don't know of any restaurants in my neighbourhood that are mom and pop. There are pubs and Taverns that I frequent, but no 'family' settings.

[TheMojoPin]

They're supermarket sized liquor stores, and despite the name they don't sell just wine. They generally sell booze and cases of beer cheaper than the small, independently owned liquor stores can buy it wholesale.

Those places sound awesome for my boozing needs in terms of pricing, selection, convenience and quantities. Why in Gawd's name would I not shop at them?

[GvacNoMore]

Honestly, I don't know of any restaurants in my neighbourhood that are mom and pop. There are pubs and Taverns that I frequent, but no 'family' settings.

Canada just sounds worse and worse.

[DiabloSammich]

Home Depot rocks.

[epo]

Home Depot rocks.

Sir, I do not agree with your decision, but as an American I shall respect your right to share it. However I counter with this:

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[lleeder]

Are you suggesting we raise super markets?

[ToddEVF]

I hear Dunkin Donuts funds terrorism. . .

[GvacNoMore]

I can't believe no one commented on the spectacular use of alliteration in this thread title, by the way.

[lleeder]

I would have enjoyed it more if every word started with K.

[epo]

I can't believe no one commented on the spectacular use of alliteration in this thread title, by the way.

In the realm of figures of speech, I'll Anaphora everytime.

Good day to you sir, and sir to you a good day!

[sailor]

I can't believe no one commented on the spectacular use of alliteration in this thread title, by the way.

fuck, i totally meant to, then got side-tracked. seriously.

[DiabloSammich]

Sir, I do not agree with your decision, but as an American I shall respect your right to share it. However I counter with this:






Well, you certainly bring up a good point, and it's not without merit. But I'm not sure you a fully grasping the foundation of my argument. I believe I can sum it up with this...



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[epo]

Well, you certainly bring up a good point, and it's not without merit. But I'm not sure you a fully grasping the foundation of my argument. I believe I can sum it up with this...



While that does have some merit, I counter with:

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[GvacNoMore]

Keep supporting these pricks and their outsourcing and soon this is all you'll be able to listen to


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[epo]

Keep supporting these pricks and their outsourcing and soon this is all you'll be able to listen to



True enough, that's why I prefer to:

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[TheMojoPin]

While I see many of you having vaid points, I think you're all missing the warnings that Gvac is giving that try to steer us away from a future where this is all but inevitable:

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[TheMojoPin]

Guys, we might want to slow down with these videos. We might give Hottub a fatal case of erection.

[DiabloSammich]

Okay, epo, you are officially off track now. There's no way you can fully stand behind what you're saying now, you're just toeing the line. Mojo brought more relevance to the argument, and he's coming from a completely different perspective. Maybe this will help...

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[TheMojoPin]

I think we need to shift the focus on the actual idea of "corporate cock kissing." I think this well-thought out discussion of the issue brings many pertinant issues to the table that must be considered:

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[Ritalin]

is mom and pop a new term for Arab and Hindu? Because I've never been to a liquer store run by a mom and pop.

Lowery's on Queens Boulevard.

http://www.queensrocks.com/2006/01/theres-nothing-like-good-liquor-store.html

[DiabloSammich]

I think your point will defintely hold water, as long as we expand the parameters of our paradigm shift. With that taken into consideration, the following will be extremely difficult to dispute...

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[epo]

Those are interesting points, but may I suggest:

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[DiabloSammich]

You know, I think we are all arriving at nearly the same conclusion, just taking different roads getting there. In the interest of non-partisan solidairity, I offer this final point that i think we can all agree on....


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[epo]

I agree with your fundamental principle, however I'm sure if we can sell that to the general public. Maybe we could package it like this:

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[TheMojoPin]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, PLEASE. Gvac's bitter appraisal of the socioeconimic structure of this country is easily supported with this detailed thesis:

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[epo]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, PLEASE. Gvac's bitter appraisal of the socioeconimic structure of this country is easily supported with this detailed thesis:



Mojo, you've completely lost the point. Let me try to help get you back in line:

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[TheMojoPin]

I think a way out of this quagmire is a relatively simple solution:

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[IMSlacker]

You're all completely full of shit, and have missed the point entirely. Allow me to elaborate:

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[epo]

Jesus Christ, you people couldn't be more off track. It's going to take a large effort such as this to help you out:

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[IMSlacker]

Jesus Christ, you people couldn't be more off track. It's going to take a large effort such as this to help you out:

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OMG! lock it now!

[TheMojoPin]

Please allow me to deliver a scathing dissertation that sums up anyone that believes Gvac's theory is off base:

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[joethebartender]

mmmmmm...Corporate cock!
Now I'm fucking starvin'. We got any corporate cock back there??

http://www.kelloggs.ca/french/whoweare/images/char_cornelius.gif

[epo]

mmmmmm...Corporate cock!
Now I'm fucking starvin'. We got any corporate cock back there??



Eww. Hopefully this will get you on the right track.

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[GvacNoMore]

Do the right thing this week - support your local small businesses.

Pretend you have a soul you heartless cocksuckers.

[Crippler]

Do the right thing this week - support your local small businesses.

Pretend you have a soul you heartless cocksuckers.

Heed this man’s warning! Lest we fall victim to a future in which there will be…

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[DolaMight]

I like GVAC but I hope RF.net is down for maintenance next Sunday, for a full 24hours.

[cougarjake13]

Yeah, that's right...you. The people who go to Home Depot or Lowe's to save a few bucks and ignore their neighborhood hardware store. The ones who go to Home Liquors or Super Cellars or Shop Rite Liquors instead of the local mom and pop liquor store. Or maybe you prefer Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts to the little, independently owned coffee shop in your town.

Keep feeding these greedy cocksuckers with your money and keep putting the little guy out of business.

See what happens.

Shit, it's happened already.

Piss and moan about price and convenience all you want, but shut the fuck up when the place you work for is swallowed up by one of these giant conglomerates and you're put out of a job.

I've had enough. Seriously. I'm so fucking pissed off I can't stand it.

And yet come November, we'll have people absolutely convinced that their candidate will change America into some kind of wonderland. You all realize that no matter what, liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican, each and every candidate is beholden to one of these power hungry corporations and will spend their time in office paying them back, right?

And one side of the aisle will scream "more power to the government!" while the other will scream "more power to big business!" and you will sit there and choose sides.

Well not me.

I'm not giving power to either one of them.

Fuck 'em both.



i'll let you suck the corporate cock while i suck on the female corporate tits

[scottinnj]

i'll let you suck the corporate cock while i suck on the female corporate tits

:lol: :lol: :lol: QFT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Jays]

I support when I can, but if there is not hardware store around, what the fuck should I do, travel 50-75 miles and send some more pollution into the air and burn more of our oil and gas, or should I go to Home Depot, where there are people working who are integral to my local economy?

We need better business plans for our local stores, we need more neighborhood business associations to support each other better and offer a united front against corporate stores.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I never went to Supercuts.

[TheGameHHH]

Aren't these giant chains the very fundamentals of capitalism at work?

[keithy_19]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE SUPER CELLARS, GODDAMMIT!!! What makes them so super?!?

Surround sound, big screen tv, lush carpeting, x-box 360, foos ball, air hockey, pool table, stripper poll, open bar, bean bag chairs., pot, and a hi-fi stereo.