why are cops such assbags?

[weekapaugjz]

with all apologies to chris the cop, but why are cops such fucking assholes?

i just got pulled over for having my license plate covered with snow during A FUCKING SNOWSTORM! then i had to freeze my balls off and conduct field sobriety tests (which i passed) on snow covered roads. how can a cop get a good read of someones balance when you are tripping over chunks of ice and slush in the road? god i fucking hate cops.

[led37zep]

C.H.I.P.S ruled

[weekapaugjz]

C.H.I.P.S ruled

yes, but only because erik estrada was in it...

[Devo37]

yes, but only because erik estrada was in it...

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[envirogator]

nothing riles me more than to get pulled over by uneducated, civil service lackeys holding a line card for their brethren....fucking civil servants....get me a latte!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

nothing riles me more than to get pulled over by uneducated, civil service lackeys holding a line card for their brethren....fucking civil servants....get me a latte!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's the spirit i'm looking for!

[SatCam]

have you been drinking?

[Mike Teacher]

have you been drinking?


that detail seemed to be omitted

[Bulldogcakes]

The real blame should be directed at the douchebag politicians who pass the laws the Cops have to enforce. Many of which they personally don't agree with, but they have to do their jobs whether they like the laws or not. They're just following orders, like the rest of the stormtroopers.

BTW-That last line was a joke, Chris.

[Jujubees2]

C.H.I.P.S ruled

Ponch and John couldn't hold a candle to Officers Malloy and Reed!

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[weekapaugjz]

have you been drinking?

that detail seemed to be omitted

not really my point, but i thought that was covered with the sobriety tests. i had five beers over a four hour period so i was well under the legal limit. i would understand if i got pulled over for swerving or reckless driving or something along those lines, but i was driving 25 in a 35 and in my lane. the only reason i was pulled over was because my plates were covered in snow.

[Friday]

I was pulled over on my way to church last sunday for expired plates.

I had the old plates on and the new ones in the rear window. But I had had the flu and bronchitis all week, not to mention having been laid off from my job so being outside in the cold and applying the new plates i had gotten just a few days prior was not priority 1.

After hearing all of this and seeing me break down the cop STILL gave me a ticket for 'improper display' of the plates.

A think a warning would have done the trick. Jerk.

[sailor]

not really my point, but i thought that was covered with the sobriety tests. i had five beers over a four hour period so i was well under the legal limit. i would understand if i got pulled over for swerving or reckless driving or something along those lines, but i was driving 25 in a 35 and in my lane. the only reason i was pulled over was because my plates were covered in snow.

5 in 4 hours is under, but i wouldn't call it "well" under the limit. i'd rather they make you waste a few minutes to keep the rest of us safe.

[nevnut]

not really my point, but i thought that was covered with the sobriety tests. i had five beers over a four hour period so i was well under the legal limit. i would understand if i got pulled over for swerving or reckless driving or something along those lines, but i was driving 25 in a 35 and in my lane. the only reason i was pulled over was because my plates were covered in snow.

5 in 4 hours is under, but i wouldn't call it "well" under the limit. i'd rather they make you waste a few minutes to keep the rest of us safe.

I've had 5 in 2 hours and only blew .06

I think he was fairly safe.

[weekapaugjz]

5 in 4 hours is under, but i wouldn't call it "well" under the limit. i'd rather they make you waste a few minutes to keep the rest of us safe.

i wasn't pulled over for unsafe driving. like i said, id understand if i was driving recklessly, but i wasn't. i was pulled over for having a plate covered with snow. i had no problem with doing the sobriety tests, i had informed the cop i had a few beers during the night so i expected them. my only complaint about those is how can they get a read on someone's balance when they have to walk a "line" in ice and slush?

[sailor]

I've had 5 in 2 hours and only blew .06

I think he was fairly safe.

didn't say he wasn't. i just think it was reasonable for them to test him. cost to him - a few wasted minutes. possible savings to society if he had been worse - who knows?

[sailor]

i wasn't pulled over for unsafe driving. like i said, id understand if i was driving recklessly, but i wasn't. i was pulled over for having a plate covered with snow. i had no problem with doing the sobriety tests, i had informed the cop i had a few beers during the night so i expected them. my only complaint about those is how can they get a read on someone's balance when they have to walk a "line" in ice and slush?

fair enough. i misunderstood you original complaint. they were just pissed off that they couldn't become pharmacists.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

assbag is a funny insult


I hate checkpoints by bridges and tunnels, I must be a cop magnet
I always tell them I am getting off work at a restaurant and that I did not drink

you never told them you had a few, it is their opening to fuck around with you

[TheMojoPin]

assbag is a funny insult


I hate checkpoints by bridges and tunnels, I must be a rape magnet

Stop dressing so sexily.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Stop dressing so sexily.


nope , cops love my t rex arms and my hamhock thighs

it gets me out of tickets

[TheMojoPin]

nope , cops love my t rex arms and my hamhock thighs

it gets me out of tickets

The site of those red, chaffed thighs must get you out of a lot of things.

[GvacNoMore]

why are cops such assbags?


Why are Jews so cheap?

Why are Polish people so stupid?

Why are Blacks so lazy?

Why are the Irish such drunks?

Why are Italians all greasy mobsters?

Why are Asians such lousy drivers?



Sorry, but I've got some very close friends that are cops and they're the most laid back guys in the world.

Just sayin'.

[jonyrotn]

with all apologies to chris the cop, but why are cops such fucking assholes?

i just got pulled over for having my license plate covered with snow during A FUCKING SNOWSTORM! then i had to freeze my balls off and conduct field sobriety tests (which i passed) on snow covered roads. how can a cop get a good read of someones balance when you are tripping over chunks of ice and slush in the road? god i fucking hate cops.
As an extremly active NYC police officer with nearly 1000 arrets, I can proudly admit that only two of those arrests were for DWI.. The only reason those were made is because one resulted in a serious physical injury.. And the other unfortunately resulted in the death of another..As a rule my partner and I ( he's a drunk) will do what we can to get a drunk off the road and into their apartment safely (ask Dwight Gooden)..Him and I both know that sometimes good people find themselves in sticky situations.. The big difference between us and most all other cops is, we can find a legit arrest almost without leaving the station house block. In addition to our own high standards for arrests ( D Felony or better)..The State affords the officer full descretion..No matter what line of shit the cop gives you, he NEVER has to issue the summons.. It's A 1-8-7 on an undercover cop..
The real blame should be directed at the douchebag politicians who pass the laws the Cops have to enforce. Many of which they personally don't agree with, but they have to do their jobs whether they like the laws or not. They're just following orders, like the rest of the stormtroopers.BTW-That last line was a joke, Chris.

The Traffic Regulations in NYS, are up to the descrestion of the cop 98% of the time.. Don't believe that horse shit they peddle..Fuck the police!

[weekapaugjz]

Why are Jews so cheap?

Why are Polish people so stupid?

Why are Blacks so lazy?

Why are the Irish such drunks?

Why are Italians all greasy mobsters?

Why are Asians such lousy drivers?



Sorry, but I've got some very close friends that are cops and they're the most laid back guys in the world.

Just sayin'.

just like all corporations are greedy?

[sailor]

As an extremly active NYC police officer with nearly 1000 arrets, I can proudly admit that only two of those arrests were for DWI.. The only reason those were made is because one resulted in a serious physical injury.. And the other unfortunately resulted in the death of another..As a rule my partner and I ( he's a drunk) will do what we can to get a drunk off the road and into their apartment safely (ask Dwight Gooden)..Him and I both know that sometimes good people find themselves in sticky situations.. The big difference between us and most all other cops is, we can find a legit arrest almost without leaving the station house block. In addition to our own high standards for arrests ( D Felony or better)..The State affords the officer full descretion..No matter what line of shit the cop gives you, he NEVER has to issue the summons.. It's A 1-8-7 on an undercover cop..


The Traffic Regulations in NYS, are up to the descrestion of the cop 98% of the time.. Don't believe that horse shit they peddle..Fuck the police!

your partner is doc gooden? sweet!

[GvacNoMore]

just like all corporations are greedy?

Although I never stated that 'all corporations are greedy' they are indeed. Profit is the motivating factor of any corporation, and the old saying "what's bad for the worker is good for business" does indeed ring true.

Obviously some corporations have their place. There are no small businesses mass producing automobiles, for example. But I'm telling you that I go to the guy around the corner every time I buy a bottle of wine or booze, and I gladly pay $21.99 instead of going to one of those corporate giants where I'd pay $18.99 or $19.99.

Saving 2 or 3 bucks isn't that important to me, but helping a guy who has a wife and three kids to feed is.

[epo]

assbag is a funny insult



I always thought Asshat was much funnier.

[TheMojoPin]

Although I never stated that 'all corporations are greedy' they are indeed. Profit is the motivating factor of any corporation, and the old saying "what's bad for the worker is good for business" does indeed ring true.

Obviously some corporations have their place. There are no small businesses mass producing automobiles, for example. But I'm telling you that I go to the guy around the corner every time I buy a bottle of wine or booze, and I gladly pay $21.99 instead of going to one of those corporate giants where I'd pay $18.99 or $19.99.

Saving 2 or 3 bucks isn't that important to me, but helping a guy who has a wife and three kids to feed is.

Gvac's roundabout advice of the day: become a drunken fucking lush to help support the local booze store.

[JimBeam]

By the way unless you're 250+ lbs 5 beers in 2 hours is pushing it.

I've posted this before and if I remember the calculations correctly it takes 3.6 beers over an hour and 1 every hour after that to get a man of 185 lbs legally drunk ( and that was at the old .10 limit ).

[weekapaugjz]

By the way unless you're 250+ lbs 5 beers in 2 hours is pushing it.

I've posted this before and if I remember the calculations correctly it takes 3.6 beers over an hour and 1 every hour after that to get a man of 185 lbs legally drunk ( and that was at the old .10 limit ).

thank you sir for pointing out my huskiness. 6'3'' 265. something ive been working on. down from my tops of 280 though

[JimBeam]

That was more a response to NevNut's post about 5 beers in 2 hours.

No weight judgement here.

[earthbrown]

with all apologies to chris the cop, but why are cops such fucking assholes?

i just got pulled over for having my license plate covered with snow during A FUCKING SNOWSTORM! then i had to freeze my balls off and conduct field sobriety tests (which i passed) on snow covered roads. how can a cop get a good read of someones balance when you are tripping over chunks of ice and slush in the road? god i fucking hate cops.

That is NY for you.

My county runs DWI night, where a pair of officers ride in one car, they pull people over for the slightest traffic infraction in order to get in the door for a DWI.

There is something that my friend was taught that murders the standard tests in terms of cause for a brethalyzer... he does something with a pen and if your eyes do something he knows you have been drinking. He said that he has NEVER had someone fail that screen and be sober, but he has had people pass that and then blow a .20.....

My friend(dumb ass) got caught by the dwi car, cops were about to leave him after a pull over, and then the one cop on the passenger side noticed beer coming from under the driver seat, where he had pushed his can after being lit up....


K

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I always thought Asshat was much funnier.


I hear asshat alot, kinda loses it luster, I hear it alot

assbag is new to me , so i like it

[lleeder]

the only reason i was pulled over was because my plates were covered in snow.

He forgot to say what kind of snow.
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[JimBeam]

Earth that test is called Horizontal/Vertical gaze Nystagmus ( mispelling that word I think ).

As far as I know it's standard practice for most field sobriety tests ( at least it was when I was in the Louisiana State Police Academt back in '97 ).

It basically works on the concept that you're eyes will always try and center themselves and when they have you stare at the pen the way you eyes bounce, or don't bounce, while they try to readjust is a sign of how intoxicated you are.

The more they bounce the more in the bag you are.

I believe that the vertical test is a better indicator of narcotic use but I'm not sure why that is.

Back when I was in we weren't allowed to use handheld breathalyzers and relied on three tests ( walk and turn, one leg count w/ arms extended and the gaze ) to make a determination whether to make an arrest.

At that point they were brought to blow in a full size breathalyzer to get an actual BAC.

No fooling the gaze ot Intoxilyzer 5000.

[jauble]

I hear asshat alot, kinda loses it luster, I hear it alot

assbag is new to me , so i like it

how about baghat

[sailor]

how about baghat

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[cougarjake13]

with all apologies to chris the cop, but why are cops such fucking assholes?

i just got pulled over for having my license plate covered with snow during A FUCKING SNOWSTORM! then i had to freeze my balls off and conduct field sobriety tests (which i passed) on snow covered roads. how can a cop get a good read of someones balance when you are tripping over chunks of ice and slush in the road? god i fucking hate cops.

he was prob pissed that he had night duty at 3 am and took it out on you

[Kris10]

i wasn't pulled over for unsafe driving. like i said, id understand if i was driving recklessly, but i wasn't. i was pulled over for having a plate covered with snow. i had no problem with doing the sobriety tests, i had informed the cop i had a few beers during the night so i expected them. my only complaint about those is how can they get a read on someone's balance when they have to walk a "line" in ice and slush?

Would you have been able to ice skate the line if need be?

[foodcourtdruide]

I totally think I can control my breath with my mind and only blow sober breath into the breathalizer.