Today somebody checked out my boobs

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I was at work and I passed one of the pressmen while I was in Desktop. I wasn't really paying attention to him but as we passed I saw his head tilt from looking at my face down to the ol' knockers. It was pretty obvious (even through my peripheral vision since he was close to my height). This has happened to me only once before and I felt flattered at the time. This time I feel skeeved out because, well, I'm pretty sure some of the pressmen checked in with their POs. As a matter of fact, a former pressman was featured on To Catch a Predator Ocean County, NJ.

Good times. :tongue:

[PapaBear]

This thread is useless without pics.:devil2:

[jonyrotn]

I aint to proud to admit that I am exceptionally guilty of this sub-conscience pig move..I have tried to look a woman with nice breasts in the eyes countless times and have failed almost every single time..It is NOT something I do on purpose but I do it none the less. I'm not a skeevemiester by anyones standards and probably get caught less then 10% of the time. It seems even when I do get caught, I usually get let off with a stern smile..I would stop if I thought I could but the efforts would be futile..I would like to offer an apology to all the woman I've ogled and all the woman I intend to ogle.. Sorry m'am..May I look at your tits? See it's damn near imposbible

[CountryBob]

My boss has a great rack - C cup but she smashes them suckers down so no one here at the office will notice em. The first time I saw her outside of work she had a dress on and holy shit - I couldnt quit staring at em. She gave me shit about staring at her boobs but I told her it was such a shock - not seeing them at work. Now, she sticks em in my face.

[A.J.]

See what your insomniac co-worker is missing by taking off all the time: the glorious Fuzzybutt rack!

[topless_mike]

i wouldnt let it bother you.
if you have the nice rack, be proud of it.

nice racks are hard to find these days.

[Hottub]

Please don't ask me what color your eyes are.:innocent:

[Tall_James]

Please don't ask me what color your eyes are.:innocent:

She has eyes?

[jonyrotn]

She has eyes?
:lol:

[Jujubees2]

I had this old professor for botany in college and whenever we were in lab and using microscopes, he would stand behind the women and look down their shirts as they bent over to look into the microscope. God, what a lucky bastard he was...

Even though I'm a breastman, I dated a woman in grad school who had a beautiful rack but she said she was attracted to me because when we would talk I wouldn't stare at her chest like all the other guys (or at least she didn't catch me).

[samechick]

Luckily I work from home, but when I go out I just wear XXL Champion hoodies.

[IamPixie]

my professor in school was a lesbian and I would always catch her staring at my girls. She was more obvious than any man I've ever caught looking at them. I'm generally pretty oblivious.

[DolaMight]

You would have to describe how low cut your top was for us to determine whether it was a skeeve move or a how can you blame the guy move.

Sometimes a man can forget to be subtle if he's presented with more than he's expecting.
Sometimes guys are just predators.

[Team_Ramrod]

If it's low cut, I'm looking from 50 meters down the hall... and I'm not looking up till we pass by. That's just how it is ladies, the same goes for a tight t-shirt. It you have small boobs I won't be giving a glance, but if you're sporting extra cuppage I'll be staring.

Some girls say they don't like it, but I know they want it. Otherwise, they wouldn't dress like that.

Right guys, Right?

Huh, Who's with me?

[BeerBandit]

If you didn't want people to look, you shouldn't have breasts. You knew what you were doing. I hope you've learned your lesson.

[Hottub]

Luckily I work from home, but when I go out I just wear XXL Champion hoodies.


For shame. Mr. B said it many years ago...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/85/Letthepuppiesbreathe.jpg

[A.J.]

my professor in school was a lesbian and I would always catch her staring at my girls. She was more obvious than any man I've ever caught looking at them. I'm generally pretty oblivious.

I guess said teacher would disagree with your Mod Quote.

Or not.

[IamPixie]

I guess said teacher would disagree with your Mod Quote.

Or not.

Damn mod quote conjuring up my feelings of inadequacy .

[Rockvillejoe]

i'd especially like to hear "f me boobs" take on this topic.

[Rockvillejoe]

life is way too short. if i see a nice rack, i'm looking. if there is exposed cleavage, it is a celebration. sort of like spotting a celebrity. "do you know who/what i just saw?". or like finding a 20 spot on the sidewalk. it can make your day, and potentially stay in your memory banks for decades. we are way too uptight in this country about our bodies and our social mores. relax, as long as they don't attempt to cop a feel, be proud. jut them out with pride and show the world. i say celebrate natural or surgically enhanced beauty.

[ralphbxny]

If it makes all you girls feel better I have checked out all your Boobies !!

[grlNIN]

I've just started embracing low cut shirts, even though i have moderately sized bewbs.

[Kris10]

I don't mind when guys check out my rack, I even have a tat on my chest to draw attention to them :) The other day a guy I work with poked my boob he claimed by accident I said if you want to touch them just go for it! :thumbup:

[topless_mike]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/threadxk3.gif


just re-itterating what Papa Bear said.
doesnt even have to be a nudie. can just be you in a t-shirt.



seriously...

[CountryBob]

life is way too short. if i see a nice rack, i'm looking. if there is exposed cleavage, it is a celebration. sort of like spotting a celebrity. "do you know who/what i just saw?". or like finding a 20 spot on the sidewalk. it can make your day, and potentially stay in your memory banks for decades. we are way too uptight in this country about our bodies and our social mores. relax, as long as they don't attempt to cop a feel, be proud. jut them out with pride and show the world. i say celebrate natural or surgically enhanced beauty.

The same thing goes if we see girls with erect nipples sticking out behind the clothes. It is like a car wreck - I cant go by without looking.

[mikeyboy]

my professor in school was a lesbian and I would always catch her staring at my girls. She was more obvious than any man I've ever caught looking at them. I'm generally pretty oblivious.

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

:innocent:

[hexy68]

my professor in school was a lesbian and I would always catch her staring at my girls. She was more obvious than any man I've ever caught looking at them. I'm generally pretty oblivious.

did she make you stay after class for some extra teacher/student instruction Pixie? :tongue:

[Jujubees2]

I don't mind when guys check out my rack, I even have a tat on my chest to draw attention to them :) The other day a guy I work with poked my boob he claimed by accident I said if you want to touch them just go for it! :thumbup:

And did he?

[FUNKMAN]

some guys have all the luck

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lots of people stare at my boobs, damn pervs

[ralphbxny]

lots of people stare at my boobs, damn pervs

Sorry!

[EddieMoscone]

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

:innocent:

Jesus Christo!

Sorry pixie...

[Jujubees2]

lots of people stare at my boobs, damn pervs

Hippo, just get one of these. It'll solve all your problems.

http://christianfecteau.com/static/hi-fi/slimx/harness/bro.jpg

[IamPixie]

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

:innocent:

I rue the day

[BeerBandit]

I rue the day


I understand. Should've oiled 'em up first. Well, tomorrow is another day.

[topless_mike]

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

:innocent:

if those are Pixie's, then she needs a new mod quote.


Take note girls-
This is awesome use of the Rackage...

[Marc with a c]

I rue the day

just be glad mikey has it saved to his desktop.

[Hottub]

just be glad mikey has it as his wallpaper.

He's a creep.

[hexy68]

just be glad mikey has it saved to his desktop.

good...i thought it was just me! :tongue:

[TheMojoPin]

Keep the sausage factory working nonstop, boys...

[jonyrotn]

I don't mind when guys check out my rack, I even have a tat on my chest to draw attention to them :) The other day a guy I work with poked my boob he claimed by accident I said if you want to touch them just go for it! :thumbup:
God I love the Russians...You should run for president..You're AWSOME and your brain operates at a much higher level then most womenif only because, you understand that a man's brain functions on very basic, lower levels.. A perfect example, the movie "The Warriors" remember which gang almost killed the Warriors? That's right, the chicks...We are suckers for a set of bombs and so persoal attention..All men understand clevage and if a man feels like you're offering him his own little show, you could just about ask him to do anything, upto and including high crimes and felonies..
P.S.Can you post a pic of your third tatoo? Please? :wink:

[Death Metal Moe]

http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00303/32/76/303406723_l.jpg

I like chickssssssssss

and their titssssssssssssss

[keithy_19]

I've never gotten caught looking at a pair of tits. The one time I got caught was when I was in my english class and there was this hispanic girl with an awesome ass. I stared a hole through it. It was like I was in a trane of ass bewilderment. She turned around and said exclaimed, Keith! I looked at her and gave a half-smile and shrugged and she smile and giggled.

So my advice is to smile and giggle. Just take one for the team.

[grlNIN]

"...a pair of tits..."


Your girlfriend is one lucky lady, she better not let you slip away.

[patsopinion]

the boob glance is not our fault
its part of the wiring of the male scyhe(sp fu)
i say more clevage and the world would be a better place
no more baggy sweat shirts
no more big jackets
no more shame in our society about the breast
the female body is the most common artistic muse
boobs for everyone!

[pennington]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg


I...uh...really...uh...like...uh...your blouse...

[joethebartender]

I've never gotten caught looking at a pair of tits.
So my advice is to smile and giggle. Just take one for the team.

As far as you know. In reality, you have been caught many times. (unless those "does it make me a fag" threads were true)

[Sinestro]

I've never gotten caught looking at a pair of tits. The one time I got caught was when I was in my english class and there was this hispanic girl with an awesome ass. I stared a hole through it. It was like I was in a trane of ass bewilderment. She turned around and said exclaimed, Keith! I looked at her and gave a half-smile and shrugged and she smile and giggled.



Did you follow-up her after that? That was your opening. She probably liked you somewhat.

[Gmann]

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

:innocent:



Pixie is my board crush.

[PapaBear]

Though I am a huge fan of Pixie (you know you rock in my book, girl)...

SOME OF US DEMAND FUZZYBUTT CLEAVAGE!!!!

:wub:

[A.J.]

Keep the sausage factory working nonstop, boys...

Oh, I'll bet some of these boys' sausages are being worked all right...

[BeerBandit]

Back in the mid 90s, I worked at a prominent Delaware River raft and canoe company summers in college. My "crew" and I all had matching Foakley's (except for Jerome), and we would use the mirrored surfaces to glance at the "Bettys" on the beach as they removed their life jackets. Seems lame now, but that's how I met my wife.

Isn't that right Piuki?

[Team_Ramrod]

"...a pair of tits..."


Your girlfriend is one lucky lady, she better not let you slip away.



Yeah, wouldn't want to confuse that with the class of "Jorge Posada Makes Me Wet".

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My boobs are ok. They're not as good as Pixie's but then again whose boobs are? I'm 41 for God's sake.

On a funny note, I found a *vital* mistake in one of the proofs. I got accolades from all the press supervisors and all the suits. The other proofreader jokingly offered a chest bump in some sort of masculine ritual.

I said, "Oh no, little man, I'd knock you into next week."


Hand to God.

[Piuki]

Back in the mid 90s, I worked at a prominent Delaware River raft and canoe company summers in college. My "crew" and I all had matching Foakley's (except for Jerome), and we would use the mirrored surfaces to glance at the "Bettys" on the beach as they removed their life jackets. Seems lame now, but that's how I met my wife.

Isn't that right Piuki?

It's sad but true. That and all the shagging on the raft trailer. :wub:

[grlNIN]

Yeah, wouldn't want to confuse that with the class of "Jorge Posada Makes Me Wet".

Yes, because he is clearly not spitting on someone in the picture.

Fuckoff.

[Kris10]

God I love the Russians...You should run for president..You're AWSOME and your brain operates at a much higher level then most womenif only because, you understand that a man's brain functions on very basic, lower levels.. A perfect example, the movie "The Warriors" remember which gang almost killed the Warriors? That's right, the chicks...We are suckers for a set of bombs and so persoal attention..All men understand clevage and if a man feels like you're offering him his own little show, you could just about ask him to do anything, upto and including high crimes and felonies..
P.S.Can you post a pic of your third tatoo? Please? :wink:

I have a close up of my the 4th tat, no cleavage. I'll work on that for ya. :tongue:

[TjM]

I'm not proud of it but I check out every nice rack and ass in my vacinity

[chili_chest]

Pixie and Alice FuzzyB have boobies!
cool!

They are both HAWT!

[ralphbxny]

I keep checkin this thread for pics and I am always sadly disappointed!

[BeerBandit]

I keep checkin this thread for pics and I am always sadly disappointed!

Be careful what you wish for.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/manboobs1106_228x334.jpg

[cougarjake13]

but they are such lovely boobs































alice's that is

[SatCam]

Pixie and Alice FuzzyB have boobies!
cool!

They are both HAWT!

dont let mojo see this post or else


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[scottinnj]

My boss has a great rack - C cups

Or Tea cups on a rack?

http://www.ourminithings.com/DH123.jpg

[watson]

My boss has a great rack - C cup

does he wear a manssiere?