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Rockvillejoe
03-14-2008, 06:27 AM
I was at work and I passed one of the secretaries while I was in Word. I wasn't really paying attention to her but as we passed I saw her head tilt from looking at my ass cheeks over to the ol' meat and potatas. It was pretty obvious, (even through my peripheral vision since she was close to the same level as my weiner). This has happens all the time, especially when I don't tape it to my lower thigh and I feel flattered at the time. This time I feel skeeved out because, well, she was 87 years old with coke bottle glasses. As a matter of fact, she was George Burns first secretary.
topless_mike
03-14-2008, 06:34 AM
I was at work and I passed one of the secretaries while I was in Word. I wasn't really paying attention to her but as we passed I saw her head tilt from looking at my ass cheeks over to the ol' meat and potatas. It was pretty obvious, (even through my peripheral vision since she was close to the same level as my weiner). This has happens all the time, especially when I don't tape it to my lower thigh and I feel flattered at the time. This time I feel skeeved out because, well, she was 87 years old with coke bottle glasses. As a matter of fact, she was George Burns first secretary.

that age is sweet.
they can pop out the dentures and give a great "gummer"
Rockvillejoe
03-14-2008, 07:07 AM
that age is sweet.
they can pop out the dentures and give a great "gummer"

there's nothing like the sound of neck bones cracking as you skull fuck.
lleeder
03-14-2008, 02:48 PM
Are you sure she wasn't checking out your hemorrhoid bulge?
IrishAlkey
03-14-2008, 03:48 PM
Maybe she was looking for a punchline.
~Katja~
03-14-2008, 03:59 PM
someone checked out my package today as well, it had my repaired camera in it.


And really, I always check out the ass, but sometimes a woman can't help but look there though...
damainer
03-14-2008, 07:19 PM
This might not happen if you were not always wearing a speedo to work.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0R_0Nt5PlIdu4M:http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
Kris10
03-15-2008, 06:52 PM
This might not happen if you were not always wearing a speedo to work.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0R_0Nt5PlIdu4M:http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg

SO GROSS! lol
Fezticle98
03-15-2008, 06:58 PM
This might not happen if you were not always wearing a speedo to work.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0R_0Nt5PlIdu4M:http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg

If we can't have boobies on this site, we sure as hell shouldn't be subjected to that. I see brain.
Friday
03-15-2008, 07:00 PM
sometimes man bulges can be misleading... :dry:
Fezticle98
03-15-2008, 07:02 PM
sometimes man bulges can be misleading... :dry:

size queen
lleeder
03-15-2008, 07:38 PM
sometimes man bulges can be misleading... :dry:

Maybe he just got out of the pool.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVHRWSl1z8U&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVHRWSl1z8U&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
deepinthewoods
03-15-2008, 10:19 PM
Watch that the police don't blow it up because it goes unattended for too long.
jonyrotn
03-15-2008, 10:40 PM
This might not happen if you were not always wearing a speedo to work.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0R_0Nt5PlIdu4M:http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
That is God awful..I don't know wether to laugh or poke my eyes out..



Edit: I've decided to laugh...
Rockvillejoe
03-16-2008, 12:46 PM
That is God awful..I don't know wether to laugh or poke my eyes out..



Edit: I've decided to laugh...

the whole shot. the disgusting belly, love handles, inner thighs that slap together on each step, and the mini peni of course!

so many questions..

where in gods name did you find this photo?
where did this guy find that patriotic harness?
is this a self photo?
only in this forum do we get it all.
DonInNC
03-16-2008, 01:15 PM
I had someone check out my package once. I asked if the movies really were only 25 cents and they mumbled something about us grabbing a booth, their eyes fixated on my stuff. I guess the dumbass thought we were in a diner or something.
SatCam
03-16-2008, 05:03 PM
And Today Somebody Checked Out My Package

http://www.learner.org/jnorth/images/graphics/s/sm_mb98UPS1.jpg