Today a neighbor asked me if I was having an affair.

[Tall_James]

I was talking to a neighbor around the block from me this morning and she, point blank, asked me if I was having an affair. She said that she's been seeing the same minivan parked in my driveway every day after my wife leaves for work and it is gone before she returns.

Needless to say, I was a bit taken aback. However it felt good to tell her that the reason the strange minivan was in the driveway is because it belongs to the guy painting the upstairs of our home.

I wasn't so pissed at the accusation of me having an affair (I'm not, by the way) but I was pissed at her assumption that I would be boning some single-mom divorcee while my 4 year old son is home with me. What the fuck are some people thinking?

It ain't easy being a DILF.

[midwestjeff]

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[Kevin]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

I love you TJ... But that right there should be a banning offense.. The fact that i had to read DILF, will haunt me forever... eeeeeeeeeeeck.

[Hosp]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

You'd like to fuck yourself? Remeber to stretch.

[Team_Ramrod]

You should have grabbed her, turned her around, bent her over the white picket fence you were standing in front of and railed her from behind. Alll while yelling "I am now you nosey bitch"!

[ChrisTheCop]

I love you TJ... (you) DILF (you), (the thought of your ass in those jeans) will haunt me forever... (w)eeeeeeeeeee...

:smoke:

[SinA]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

Not that I don't trust you.... but it's just common board etiquette. When you make a statement like this, you gotta back it up with pics.

[led37zep]

ya, I'm pretty sure she was just testing the waters there James.

[Dude!]

However it felt good to tell her that the reason the strange minivan was in the driveway is because it belongs to the guy painting the upstairs of our home.

so is your gay lover pretending to be a painter

[Nothing Sound]

I was talking to a neighbor around the block from me this morning ......

That's your problem right there.
You talk to your neighbors.

I don't even know my fucking neighbors names, nor do I care.
It's trouble waiting to happen when you get involved with people.

[Kris10]

I need a pic of DILF.

[Fallon]

Well, there was that one fling with Reggie Bush.

[Tall_James]

Well, there was that one fling with Reggie Bush.

He meant nothing.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

I'd do ya; if "do ya" meant listening to Little Feat and Squeeze and Joe Jackson and Nick Lowe. .. then go for ice cream.

[Gmann]

so is your gay lover pretending to be a painter


Oh he's painting something alright

[Stankfoot]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

Isn't the proper term a FILF?
just askin ....

[FUNKMAN]

you should have told her 'yes' and as of matter of fact she had a really nice can and she spreads real nice

[A.J.]

I guess it would have been worse if you still had the Polish au pair.

[Badinia]

I can't imagine anyone having the unmitigated gall to ask that question without mentioning, "because you know, I live in walking distance...and my daughter can watch your kid."

I guess I'd be most insulted by the implication that I would be cheating with someone who drove a minivan.

And I totally think TJ is a DILF.

[Tall_James]

I can't imagine anyone having the unmitigated gall to ask that question without mentioning, "because you know, I live in walking distance...and my daughter can watch your kid."

I guess I'd be most insulted by the implication that I would be cheating with someone who drove a minivan.

And I totally think TJ is a DILF.

:wub::wub::wub:

[joethebartender]

What a nosy, creepy thing to say...I would have told her that I didn't recognize her without the cross-hairs on her forehead.

[Tall_James]

What a nosy, creepy thing to say...I would have told her that I didn't recognize her without the cross-hairs on her forehead.

That made me laugh quite a bit, nice one.

[DolaMight]

Statistics say that the tall are more likely to be unfaithful.

[DolaMight]

And who would have an affair with a woman who drove a minivan. I hate your neighbor.

[mugby43]

I would have pantsed her:laugh:

[cougarjake13]

It ain't easy being a DILF.

I love you TJ... But that right there should be a banning offense.. The fact that i had to read DILF, will haunt me forever... eeeeeeeeeeeck.



you know we say and talk about MILF'S all the time but i neer thought of the flipside of that


i may have to get a labotomy

[midwestjeff]

you know we say and talk about MILF'S all the time but i neer thought of the flipside of that


i may have to get a labotomy

Maybe it will be performed by an attractive doctor. You know, a DILF.

[Midkiff]

Goddamn, your neighbor is a cunt! You should have bitch-slapped her right in her mouth.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Goddamn, your neighbor is a cunt! You should have bitch-slapped her right in her mouth.

So you're advocating domestic violence as a solution from a story about a stupid neighbor. OK, cool. Good to know.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Isn't the proper term a FILF?
just askin ....

I think that's what Mike Tyson calls dirty things.

[midwestjeff]

So you're advocating domestic violence as a solution from a story about a stupid neighbor. OK, cool. Good to know.

domestic violence
acts of violence or abuse against a person living in one's household, esp. a member of one's immediate family.


So you're advocating expanding the definition of domestic violence to include people living in one's neighborhood? OK, cool. Good to know.

[Tenbatsuzen]

domestic violence
acts of violence or abuse against a person living in one's household, esp. a member of one's immediate family.


So you're advocating expanding the definition of domestic violence to include people living in one's neighborhood? OK, cool. Good to know.

Police will usually tack on a domestic violence charge onto assault/battery when it's a man hitting a woman.

[midwestjeff]

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[epo]

Police will usually tack on a domestic violence charge onto assault/battery when it's a man hitting a woman.

What about the term "domestic" doesn't click? You seriously have a problem with occasionally being wrong...don't you?

[Tenbatsuzen]

What about the term "domestic" doesn't click? You seriously have a problem with occasionally being wrong...don't you?

When I am wrong, I apologize. I've just seen charges of domestic violence that didn't involve family, and when I saw the news, I thought it was wrong too.

I could be wrong. I don't know. This was more about Midkiff's constant endorsement about violence against women, trying to be funny and failing miserably, I thought he was safe in his STI haven anyway.

[SatCam]

You probably should start having an affair considering most of the people on yourstreet probably think you are by now

[Tall_James]

You probably should start having an affair considering most of the people on yourstreet probably think you are by now

Good point.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Good point.

Starting running through your neighborhood and be friendly with your gay neighbors.

[Midkiff]

So you're advocating domestic violence as a solution from a story about a stupid neighbor. OK, cool. Good to know.

I advocate slapping cunts in the mouth. Therefore, if I lived near you, you would have a bruised mouth.

I could be wrong. I don't know. This was more about Midkiff's constant endorsement about violence against women, trying to be funny and failing miserably, I thought he was safe in his STI haven anyway.

Dude, stop taking your embarrassment about being pwn3d out on me all the time, especially when I'm not the one who pwn3d you. As for my "constant endorsement" of violence against women, shut your fucking lie-hole, you god damn liar. When I want your opinion about my funniness, I'll fucking tell you, shit-dick. Goddamn lying sack of shit.

I found a picture of you typing your post:

http://paradox-strategy.com/monkey_typing.jpg

[lleeder]

That's alot slower than dial-up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I advocate slapping cunts in the mouth. Therefore, if I lived near you, you would have a bruised mouth.



Dude, stop taking your embarrassment about being pwn3d out on me all the time, especially when I'm not the one who pwn3d you. As for my "constant endorsement" of violence against women, shut your fucking lie-hole, you god damn liar. When I want your opinion about my funniness, I'll fucking tell you, shit-dick. Goddamn lying sack of shit.

I found a picture of you typing your post:

http://paradox-strategy.com/monkey_typing.jpg

What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you talking in leetspeek? You're a goddamn adult, write like one.

The majority of your posts here add nothing. You post one line statements that are rarely funny, invariably contain either the word "cunt" or "fuck", and therefore kills any shock factor for any statement you make.

What is it with people threatening physical violence when someone open and honestly has an opinion that they don't like them?

[Snoogans]

I was talking to a neighbor around the block from me this morning and she, point blank, asked me if I was having an affair. She said that she's been seeing the same minivan parked in my driveway every day after my wife leaves for work and it is gone before she returns.

Needless to say, I was a bit taken aback. However it felt good to tell her that the reason the strange minivan was in the driveway is because it belongs to the guy painting the upstairs of our home.

I wasn't so pissed at the accusation of me having an affair (I'm not, by the way) but I was pissed at her assumption that I would be boning some single-mom divorcee while my 4 year old son is home with me. What the fuck are some people thinking?

It ain't easy being a DILF.

she probably asked cause she wanted you to say yes so she could fuck you

[Midkiff]

What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you talking in leetspeek? You're a goddamn adult, write like one.

The majority of your posts here add nothing. You post one line statements that are rarely funny, invariably contain either the word "cunt" or "fuck", and therefore kills any shock factor for any statement you make.

What is it with people threatening physical violence when someone open and honestly has an opinion that they don't like them?

Shut the fuck up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Shut the fuck up.

Can I ask you a question?

You post normally on STI. You actually have coherent thoughts and don't come off like an uneducated, woman-hating redneck there. If you actually posted like that here I'm sure there wouldn't be as much of a problem. And crossposting between boards doesn't count.

[Midkiff]

Can I ask you a question?

You post normally on STI. You actually have coherent thoughts and don't come off like an uneducated, woman-hating redneck there. If you actually posted like that here I'm sure there wouldn't be as much of a problem. And crossposting between boards doesn't count.

Where's the question?

Honestly, it's because at STI there's nobody riding me, being a dick. I may post differently, because I can be more myself, and more open, without fear of somebody just being a dick for dickery's sake.

I am college-educated, a yankee, I hate rednecks, and the gentlest and kindest person you would ever meet. I have never raised a hand to any woman. When I post here, my dark experiences with this board affect my posts.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Where's the question?

Honestly, it's because at STI there's nobody riding me, being a dick. I may post differently, because I can be more myself, and more open, without fear of somebody just being a dick for dickery's sake.

I am college-educated, a yankee, I hate rednecks, and the gentlest and kindest person you would ever meet. I have never raised a hand to any woman. When I post here, my dark experiences with this board affect my posts.

"Dark experience?" This isn't fucking Fallujah.

If I pulled a selection of your posts, there is a definite theme of woman-hating and violent nature to your posts. Say what you want about it being a joke, but when it's not funny and adds nothing, it makes you look like a sociopath. And say what you want about me being the root cause of your "dark experience", it's not like I picked you out of a crop of newbies to pick on for no reason whatsoever. Your posting style grated on me and I let you know it. You either hang or you don't. You didn't, and you can't. Do you notice that you are pretty much the only poster I go after on a regular basis, and it's mainly because you are incredibly annoying and your posts add nothing?

If you have such a "dark experience", then don't come here. Don't post here. There are boards I don't like. I don't post there. If I think the environment has changed, then I post there. I used to rail on FBA all the time, now I post there.

The reason why I took you off my ignore list is that I hope people change. Sadly, it's not the case. I didn't say a word to you until you posted the unfunny line about TJ beating the shit out of her neighborhood. And I realized that you hadn't changed.

[Gvac]

I was talking to a neighbor around the block from me this morning and she, point blank, asked me if I was having an affair. She said that she's been seeing the same minivan parked in my driveway every day after my wife leaves for work and it is gone before she returns.

Needless to say, I was a bit taken aback. However it felt good to tell her that the reason the strange minivan was in the driveway is because it belongs to the guy painting the upstairs of our home.

I wasn't so pissed at the accusation of me having an affair (I'm not, by the way) but I was pissed at her assumption that I would be boning some single-mom divorcee while my 4 year old son is home with me. What the fuck are some people thinking?

It ain't easy being a DILF.

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[epo]

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The mere fact that you thought of Billy Squier in this situation is very, very disturbing.

[Tall_James]

The mere fact that you thought of Billy Squier in this situation is very, very disturbing.

But most entertaining.

[mdr55]

Is your neighbor kinda sexy??? Maybe she wants to kick it to you.

[Midkiff]

"Dark experience?" This isn't fucking Fallujah.

If I pulled a selection of your posts, there is a definite theme of woman-hating and violent nature to your posts. Say what you want about it being a joke, but when it's not funny and adds nothing, it makes you look like a sociopath. And say what you want about me being the root cause of your "dark experience", it's not like I picked you out of a crop of newbies to pick on for no reason whatsoever. Your posting style grated on me and I let you know it. You either hang or you don't. You didn't, and you can't. Do you notice that you are pretty much the only poster I go after on a regular basis, and it's mainly because you are incredibly annoying and your posts add nothing?

If you have such a "dark experience", then don't come here. Don't post here. There are boards I don't like. I don't post there. If I think the environment has changed, then I post there. I used to rail on FBA all the time, now I post there.

The reason why I took you off my ignore list is that I hope people change. Sadly, it's not the case. I didn't say a word to you until you posted the unfunny line about TJ beating the shit out of her neighborhood. And I realized that you hadn't changed.

Shut up.

[SatCam]

I didn't say a word to you until you posted the unfunny line about TJ beating the shit out of her neighborhood.

:wallbash:

[Bellyfullasnot]

I think she was working you. Could you imagine asking a female neighbor the same question? It's hard enough to do the "stay @ home dad play date thing" without looking like a creep. I'm thankful my kid's class mates have a couple of cops and fireman as parents. I was never comfortable with approaching a mom and saying let's get our kid's together while our spouse's are @ work.

[Kris10]

That's alot slower than dial-up.

I love lleeder. You always make me laugh. :lol:

[scottinnj]

I was talking to a neighbor around the block from me this morning and she, point blank, asked me if I was having an affair. She said that she's been seeing the same minivan parked in my driveway every day after my wife leaves for work and it is gone before she returns.

Needless to say, I was a bit taken aback. However it felt good to tell her that the reason the strange minivan was in the driveway is because it belongs to the guy painting the upstairs of our home.

I wasn't so pissed at the accusation of me having an affair (I'm not, by the way) but I was pissed at her assumption that I would be boning some single-mom divorcee while my 4 year old son is home with me. What the fuck are some people thinking?

It ain't easy being a DILF.


You are nicer then me. I would have told her to go fuck herself in her nosy fucking fuckhole. (Midkiff taught me that) Shuts 'em right up.

[scottinnj]

I am college-educated, a yankee, I hate rednecks...........


Goddamn, Midkiff, you really know how to hurt a guy.

I must end it now.

http://thebiglead.com/pictures/kitten_die.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

goddamn i wanna fuck midkiff......what was this thread about???

[Midkiff]

goddamn i wanna fuck midkiff......what was this thread about???

Hey hey, ya gotta buy me dinner first, big boy! Tee hee!