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topless_mike
03-18-2008, 06:02 AM
to enjoy when this certain gentleman walks by because his cologne smells good?
would it be wrong of me to ask what it is, so i can purchase it myself?

how would you even go upon this?

"dood, you smell good. what are you wearing" ?

drjoek
03-18-2008, 06:05 AM
Fag

Chigworthy
03-18-2008, 06:06 AM
By cologne do you mean "cock and ass smell"?

cupcakelove
03-18-2008, 06:09 AM
I hate when I can smell other guys fragrances. If I can smell it from 5 feet away, you're wearing too much.

Thebazile78
03-18-2008, 06:11 AM
to enjoy when this certain gentleman walks by because his cologne smells good?
would it be wrong of me to ask what it is, so i can purchase it myself?

how would you even go upon this?

"dood, you smell good. what are you wearing" ?

Is he a teammate of yours or just an office-mate?

I think it's a lot more awkward asking that kind of question if it's not a teammate.

Midkiff
03-18-2008, 06:18 AM
Just ask him. Dude, what cologne are you wearing. It's not gay.

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 06:18 AM
he's a production manager in the next trailer.
he's a dead ringer for mr bean, except he's an import from england, about 6'10, and 350.

nate1000
03-18-2008, 06:22 AM
Fag

X2

A.J.
03-18-2008, 06:46 AM
I hate when I can smell other guys fragrances. If I can smell it from 5 feet away, you're wearing too much.

Unless you are in a taxicab.

ravn816
03-18-2008, 07:50 AM
he's a production manager in the next trailer.
he's a dead ringer for mr bean, except he's an import from england, about 6'10, and 350.

Mr. Bean is also British. VERY British. However, envisioning Rowan Atkinson (the actor who plays him) as a fucking giant is either hilarious or disconcerting. I can't decide.

For me, I don't like a lot of colognes and perfumes. So I'd say avoid it. But to each his own.

joethebartender
03-18-2008, 07:54 AM
Make sure you ask him when you're standing next to each other at the urinals. Then wink.

Jujubees2
03-18-2008, 07:56 AM
Make sure you ask him when you're standing next to each other at the urinals. Then wink.

And offer to shake it for him.

MadMatt
03-18-2008, 07:57 AM
to enjoy when this certain gentleman walks by because his cologne smells good?
would it be wrong of me to ask what it is, so i can purchase it myself?

how would you even go upon this?

"dood, you smell good. what are you wearing" ?

You can ask, but you need to start with "This is really embarrassing for me to ask..." or something like that so he knows you are not hitting on him. Also complement the scent (not really him - that would be gay) and mention that you like it and you think your GF/Wife/etc. would really like it if you got some to wear.

Do it right and the question will come out as a complement and legitimate interest in the cologne. Do it wrong, you may have a new boyfriend or get dragged to HR for sexual harassment.

jauble
03-18-2008, 08:00 AM
dont forget to cup the balls

Team_Ramrod
03-18-2008, 08:26 AM
Ask him, there's nothing wrong with that.

It's a machismo thing.... just like the stair stepper at the gym.

And Christ, nothing makes me feel like I'm back in training camp like an hour on that prick.


I say go for it; when you find out let me know what it is... I may purchase it based on your admiration for it.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-18-2008, 08:31 AM
is cologne the new buzz word for cock

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 09:52 AM
so i axed him.

"Nigel, what cologne is that?"

"Angel for men by Thierry Mugler"

"dood, it smells good"

"thanks"


i was going to follow with a "no homo" but he probably wouldnt get it.
besides. he looks like he could hurt me.

so, im off to get Angel for men after work.

Chigworthy
03-18-2008, 10:22 AM
Angel for men sounds like gay douche.

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 10:32 AM
but it smells soooooooo good

*sigh*

keithy_19
03-18-2008, 03:07 PM
So Mike, you took everyone's advice and kissed his neck softly while he turned away and said softly, 'your fragance makes me erect. I need to know what you're wearing so I can make you erect.' And then brushed the inside of the large fellows thigh and said, 'i'm jsut across the hall.'

Marc with a c
03-18-2008, 03:12 PM
friday night a gentleman passed me in a bar, and i told the person i was standing with that the passer byer smelled good, and he overheard me and thanked me.

Thebazile78
03-18-2008, 03:47 PM
"Angel for men by Thierry Mugler"


I found this online:

Angel Cologne by Thierry Mugler, Launched by the design house of thierry mugler in 1996, angel is classified as a sharp, oriental, woody fragrance. This masculine scent possesses a blend of mint, coffee, caramel, lavender, and tar. It is recommended for daytime wear.

Sounds interesting, actually.

IamFogHat
03-18-2008, 03:52 PM
Considering male and female cologne/perfume are all designed by chemical engineers with pheromones and shit I would say this is almost as gay as the tranny thread.

drjoek
03-18-2008, 07:05 PM
It sounds so fierce angel tits

Fallon
03-18-2008, 07:25 PM
friday night a gentleman passed me in a bar, and i told the person i was standing with that the passer byer smelled good, and he overheard me and thanked me.

And that person was, you guessed it. Frank Stallone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/jaydub919/blogimages/desk.jpg

KC2OSO
03-18-2008, 07:36 PM
Just explain you were trying to get your two scents in and move on.

Is Polo Cologne still in?

led37zep
03-18-2008, 07:48 PM
Guys still wear colonge? Seriously, what the fuck?!?!

keithy_19
03-18-2008, 08:32 PM
Guys still wear colonge? Seriously, what the fuck?!?!

I do. My girl loves the scent of Tommy so when I see her I wear it. Not a lot of it, but a subtle amount.

joethebartender
03-18-2008, 08:36 PM
I wear Burberry touch.

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/3/optimized/235103_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=273&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg

topless_mike
03-19-2008, 04:57 AM
I found this online:



Sounds interesting, actually.

at first spray, its kinda strong.. then when the alchohol evaps, to me, it smells like chocolate.

yum

topless_mike
03-19-2008, 04:57 AM
So Mike, you took everyone's advice and kissed his neck softly while he turned away and said softly, 'your fragance makes me erect. I need to know what you're wearing so I can make you erect.' And then brushed the inside of the large fellows thigh and said, 'i'm jsut across the hall.'

no, i just tapped my foot in the stall

topless_mike
03-19-2008, 04:58 AM
friday night a gentleman passed me in a bar, and i told the person i was standing with that the passer byer smelled good, and he overheard me and thanked me.

nothing wrong with that.
i like your attitude...

Chigworthy
03-19-2008, 09:19 AM
Does it come wrapped in a condom?