Twitter

[Don Stugots]

was it good?

[spoon]

As good a Kevin banning.

[Stedman]

Its probably been mentioned in this thread already but following Christopher Walken's twitter is oddly amusing. www.twitter.com/cwalken

oh yeah, mine is www.twitter.com/thestedman

[drjoek]

Article in the Times today about celebs using their "people" to do their Twittering for them.

What's the point?
:wallbash:

[JustJon]

Article in the Times today about celebs using their "people" to do their Twittering for them.

What's the point?
:wallbash:

I saw that article. Retarded.

[drjoek]

I saw that article. Retarded.

Britney Spears is looking to hire someone to twitter and blog for her.

[TooLowBrow]

Britney Spears is looking to hire someone to twitter and blog for her.

too bad those are real things and not euphemisms

[Fallon]

I follow the Boston Police. I never realized how many bank robberies their are every day. WTF?

[Fallon]

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Blame Opie for tweeting that.

[WampusCrandle]

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Blame Opie for tweeting that.

i keep forgetting that little boy is like 45

[ChrisTheCop]

I dont know anyone who uses this other than yous guys...
but ok. I joined for fun. I dont promise to entertain you, but you better entertain me!

ChrisTheCop. Do the work.

[EddieMoscone]

I use Twitter as a conduit to post status updates to Facebook via text message.

[TooLowBrow]

I use Twitter as a conduit to post status updates to Facebook via text message.

you can do that without using twitter

[EddieMoscone]

you can do that without using twitter

Thanks for the details.

[TooLowBrow]

Thanks for the details.

http://www.ehow.com/how_4601925_update-facebook-cell-phone.html

[jab]

i thought i saw chris the cop at a bar last night but i didnt go up to him cause if it wasnt him he might have punched me in the face. or perhaps if it was him too. har.


oh also twitter.com/jab2099. i twitter about how exciting my life is. i hope you like the words 'video games' and 'oversleeping'.

[spoon]

twitter, still gay

[Fallon]

twitter, still gay

But you'd miss gems like this one posted three minutes ago.

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[MC Pee Pants]

But you'd miss gems like this one posted three minutes ago.

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Millionaire wasting money.

[ChrisTheCop]

i thought i saw chris the cop at a bar last night but i didnt go up to him cause if it wasnt him he might have punched me in the face. or perhaps if it was him too. har.


oh also twitter.com/jab2099. i twitter about how exciting my life is. i hope you like the words 'video games' and 'oversleeping'.

Everyone's welcome to say hi, especially if bearing a beverage, or cleavage.

I was on the upper west side last night.

[JustJon]

Everyone's welcome to say hi, especially if bearing a beverage, or cleavage.

I was on the upper west side last night.

if you were lucky, jab would have been bearing both.

[falcon95]

twitter.com/falcon95 if you follow me i will follow back

[spoon]

But you'd miss gems like this one posted three minutes ago.

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Sad thing is, I like Oppie, but damn that shit is still fucking gay and I couldn't give a flying fuck.

[epo]

http://media.kcrg.com/images/fire_flames.jpg

[jessicaduh]

Sad thing is, I like Oppie, but damn that shit is still fucking gay and I couldn't give a flying fuck.

everything he twitters is awful. he attempts to be funny, or, i don't know what, and all it does is prove what an unfunny tool he is, and how badly he needs approval from the funny kids...i guess you could figure that all out from listening to the show, though.

he really should just stick to taking in-studio pics or whatever, and stay farrrrrrr away from any weak attempts at humor.

[brettmojo]

everything he twitters is awful. he attempts to be funny, or, i don't know what, and all it does is prove what an unfunny tool he is, and how badly he needs approval from the funny kids...i guess you could figure that all out from listening to the show, though.

he really should just stick to taking in-studio pics or whatever, and stay farrrrrrr away from any weak attempts at humor.
He's about on par with Anthony though.

brettmojo on twitter... :bye:

[Furtherman]

Twitter's psychic experiment (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5415852/Twitters-psychic-experiment.html)

In the first scientific experiment to be conducted via the social messaging service, experts will investigate "remote viewing" - the psychic ability to identify distant locations.

Members of the public will be asked to "tweet" their impressions of a randomly chosen spot in the UK visited by one of the researchers.

Then they will vote for which of five photographs on a website shows where the visitor was standing.

The trial will be repeated with visually different locations four times.

If at the end of the experiment the votes correctly identify at least three targets, it will support the existence of extra-sensory perception.

https://twitter.com/RichardWiseman

[stevob613]

Hey Everyone!

My name is Steve Bohnert, I have been a long time lurker of this site; I am on it daily although sometimes I am not logged in (probably most of the time).

I am a Real Estate Agent in the Monmouth County area in Sea Girt, NJ for Weichert Realtors. In this market I am using every way possible to market myself. I have just signed up for Facebook as well as Twitter.

Please visit my Twitter page, I will be updating frequently during the week and posting new listings that I think reflect the true value of the homes (Im posting deals). Ill be posting multiple types of houses in different price ranges.

If anybody has interest in buying or selling in the Monmouth County area please let me know. My phone number is on my twitter. Also If anyone else outside of the area is buying or selling I can set you up with the best agents from your area to help you.


http://www.twitter.com/monmouthre

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...13518&ref=name

Steve Bohnert
sbohnert@optonline.net

[Hottub]

Moving to Twitter thread.

[RoseBlood]

New definition of "twit":

he's not gay or straight, he's a twit cuz he'd rather be twittering than fucking.

[TooLowBrow]

New definition of "twit":

he's not gay or straight, he's a twit cuz he'd rather be twittering than fucking.

http://cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/book-cover-roald-dalh-the-twits.jpg


looks like fez

[red_red_red]

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Blame Opie for tweeting that.
i got thru 13 seconds of it, it was a very painful 13 seconds

[SilentSpic]

If anyone is interested, join my twitter and I shall follow you too.

http://twitter.com/silentspic

[TooLowBrow]

heres my recent fav tweets


mileycyrus I want to be a stand up comic because of Dane Cook. I just watched some of his old stand- up and I have never laughed so hard =]


sevinnyne6126 (lindsay lohan) an encredible force that has inspired so many of us...in so many different ways. we are the world,

sevinnyne6126oh! thank you to mercedes for the maybach!!!!

joerogandotnetWisdom: Do not try to rush the first dump of the day. Relax, and enjoy the muted sting of last nights jalapenos.

mileycyrusI just heard the most amazing quote. "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." - Laura Swenson

[Foster]

mileycyrusI just heard the most amazing quote. "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." - Laura Swenson

this makes no sense, there are the same amount of kings in a deck of cards as there are jacks!

Miley Cyrus and Laura Swenson are stupid :wallbash:

[TooLowBrow]

this makes no sense, there are the same amount of kings in a deck of cards as there are jacks!

Miley Cyrus and Laura Swenson are stupid :wallbash:

exactly

she couldve said, you mom want you to marry a king, but, statistically youre more likely to bring home a spade

[TooLowBrow]

mileycyrus - watching Cape Fear. such a great movie but continuity is a little off.
adorable!

[underdog]

Historical Tweets (http://historicaltweets.com/)

Some are actually kind of funny.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3675899282_2078711aa1_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2435/3638220542_da37bdfe3b_o.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

mileycyrus - I just heard the voice of Jesus. Wow.IDK if that really goes under "what are you doing" status of twitter."Oh nothing just talking to GOD."
:help:

[Foster]

:help:

I guess she had her first orgasm

[TooLowBrow]

I guess she had her first orgasm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/310152931/Photo_63_normal.jpg
mileycyrusTrying to fall asleep but I am cravinnnggg an egg mcmuffin. Ugh!
yup and now shes pregnant

[sailor]

wtf are you folk stalking miley cyrus for?

pack of fuckin' creeps.

[TooLowBrow]

wtf are you folk stalking miley cyrus for?

its CYBER stalking, stupid

[sailor]

its CYBER stalking, stupid

creep.

[PapaBear]

creep.
CYBER creep, stupid!

[TooLowBrow]

creep.

so block the thread you closet creep

[TooLowBrow]

This stupid cold is the worst thing ever. I can't eat, sleep, or sing. My 3 favorite things in the whole wide world! SO NOT COOL.:glurps:

[TooLowBrow]

just decorated my "little old man" shoes with smiley stickers! Made me happy :)
http://mypict.me/upload/0/2/597/2597030.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

My daddys single "its a good day" got released this week!!!! Yayyy :) such a cute song!
:clap::clap::clap:

[TooLowBrow]

Hi Throat. I'm Miley, you know, the girl you're making miserable... Just wanted to let you know that I hate you. XX Me

:down:

[ImNotGvac]

"trent reznor leaves twitter"

I knew I liked that guy ....

LINK (http://www.distantcreations.com/blog/2009/07/17/trent-reznor-leaves-twitter-the-public-eye-and-plans-the-end-of-nine-inch-nails/)

[Gvac]

I think Miley Cyrus came out of the closet on her Twitter account -

Going off to an alternate universe. Hopefully this one is NO BOYS ALLOWED :)Goodnight.

[TooLowBrow]

Lindsay Lohan (sevinnyne6126) - i only have 209,242 followers :( this makes me really sad

please add her

[brettmojo]

please add her
Only if she adds me first. brettmojo (http://twitter.com/brettmojo)

[led37zep]

Fuck Twitter and its stupid shitness.

Twitter is a waste of time...obviously (http://www.cnbc.com/id/32446935)

Twitter followers are more likely to hear about what people are having for their lunch than read anything actually interesting or worthwhile, according to Pear Analytics.

Less than one in ten tweets have any real "pass-along value" and more than 40 percent of tweets are “pointless babble,” a study by the research firm showed.

[LordJezo]

Can someone explain these blip fm things people post? Whenever I click on one all I get is an unavailable message from the song. Are they supposed to actually play anything?

[foodcourtdruide]

Can someone explain these blip fm things people post? Whenever I click on one all I get is an unavailable message from the song. Are they supposed to actually play anything?

How many times did you click? Everytime you click one you donate $1,000 to the Obama administration.

[hammersavage]

How many times did you click? Everytime you click one you donate $1,000 to the Obama administration.

:laugh:

[falcon95]

"trent reznor leaves twitter"

I knew I liked that guy ....

LINK (http://www.distantcreations.com/blog/2009/07/17/trent-reznor-leaves-twitter-the-public-eye-and-plans-the-end-of-nine-inch-nails/)

trent reznor is a douche twitter is the biggest time sink in history its awesome.....twitter.com/falcon95

[brettmojo]

Fuck Twitter and its stupid shitness.

Twitter is a waste of time...obviously (http://www.cnbc.com/id/32446935)
My twitter fucking rules. Fuck Trent Reznor and fuck the haters.

[brettmojo]

trvsbrkr (http://twitter.com/trvsbrkr)My babies mama is a pile of shit.

Yikes.

[angrymissy]

Casey_Elan is not real
CaseyWhiteMcd is not real

and as of today, the newest fake twitter stalker

Angry_Missy is not real
(mine is angrymissy)

[brettmojo]

Casey_Elan is not real
CaseyWhiteMcd is not real

and as of today, the newest fake twitter stalker

Angry_Missy is not real
(mine is angrymissy)
I sent twitter an email about the fake Casey accounts and all they sent me back were FAQs.

[RhinoinMN]

Twitter is down.

This is the end of all things internets!

GET your PORN FAST!

[brettmojo]

Twitter is down.

This is the end of all things internets!

GET your PORN FAST!
Already have a three month supply.

[Lady Resin]

Casey_Elan is not real
CaseyWhiteMcd is not real

and as of today, the newest fake twitter stalker

Angry_Missy is not real
(mine is angrymissy)

The last I checked Angry_Missy account isn't there anymore.

[PD]

The last I checked Angry_Missy account isn't there anymore.
still there.

[PD]

I sent twitter an email about the fake Casey accounts and all they sent me back were FAQs.

I got as far as them saying they would open up an incident report but they wanted me to open a twitter account, and I wont do that.

[angrymissy]

The last I checked Angry_Missy account isn't there anymore.

Twitter was down for a bit before, that's why

[TripleSkeet]

trent reznor is a douche twitter is the biggest time sink in history its awesome.....twitter.com/falcon95

If by "awesome" you mean "completely fucking gay"....then yea, I agree. Word.

[TooLowBrow]

mileycyrus Hey. Wanna know why I don't sound just like the record live? CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY SINGING without a bunch of effects like everybody else does.

i can respect that

[TooLowBrow]

mileycyrus - I found the cure - McDonalds! YUMMYYY =]

congrats esd and casey

[IMSlacker]

Miley Cyrus quits Twitter. (http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/08/miley-cyrus-twitter-mileycomeback/)

The downward slide has officially begun.

[TooLowBrow]

Miley Cyrus quits Twitter. (http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/08/miley-cyrus-twitter-mileycomeback/)

The downward slide has officially begun.

It’s true, Miley lovers: Hannah Montana is a Twitter Quitter. According to People, Cyrus has apparently deleted her page at the behest of her Last Song co-star and rumored boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. The farewell tweet? “FYI Liam doesn’t have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason,” the teen superstar wrote today. Now, the page is naught but a dead, empty link.


why is it that girls go for insecure guys?

[CruelCircus]

Broke down and signed up. I'd like to be able to go to an Unmasked.

If anyone cares, it's twitter.com/cruelcircus (http://www.twitter.com/cruelcircus).

[Mafialife Chris]

http://twitter.com/MafialifeChris

Follow me, to love and hate!

[Furtherman]

OK, so I'm on this Twitter thing.

My Home page shows all the "tweets" of the people I follow.

So, if there is anyone following me, any of my tweets, will show up on their page?

And if I write to someone, like @202Friends Hello!, would I be able to see that on the 202Friends page? Because I can't seem to figure that out.

[disneyspy]

OK, so I'm on this Twitter thing.

My Home page shows all the "tweets" of the people I follow.

So, if there is anyone following me, any of my tweets, will show up on their page?

And if I write to someone, like @202Friends Hello!, would I be able to see that on the 202Friends page? Because I can't seem to figure that out.

you should be able to,i dont tweet,just follow a few so not positive

[Don Stugots]

1) yes
2) no you see it in your feed.

[hanso]

Google laying in bed you see twiter live updates.
Boy! Is my week end going to be exciting now.

[underdog]

I finally gave in. Facebook actually started annoying me so I'm going to move my drivel to twitter.

[disneyspy]

specialshow This Saturday from 9PM to 12AM eastern, THE MOST IMPORTANT SPECIAL DELIVERY IN OUR HISTORY! Please listen in. RT

[Ham N Egger]

"The most important show in our 20 show history" isn't really saying much. :smile:

[Fallon]

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[disneyspy]

in the last week i've tried to log onto twitter only to get the message that its over capacity,has it been busy for anybuddayelse?

[JPMNICK]

in the last week i've tried to log onto twitter only to get the message that its over capacity,has it been busy for anybuddayelse?

yea there has been a ton of articles written about the poor uptime of twitter. they are having some serious IT issues

[hammersavage]

I caved

[Hottub]

I caved

Man caved.

[disneyspy]

I caved

dont pull a furtherman and tweet the same thing you post on the board,he's this close to being unfollowed

[spoon]

I caved

ur home now twinkle tits

[spoon]

dont pull a furtherman and tweet the same thing you post on the board,he's this close to being unfollowed

nah, he's busy star fucking ALREADY

i sense a serious pattern

[disneyspy]

nah, he's busy star fucking ALREADY

i sense a serious pattern

i fucked a star once,burnt my dick

[spoon]

my eye burnt looking at that post

[hammersavage]

dont pull a furtherman and tweet the same thing you post on the board,he's this close to being unfollowed

i shall try

[spoon]

i shall try

try harder and you'll be a twitter mod so you can "download show files"

[hammersavage]

try harder and you'll be a twitter mod so you can "download show files"

that's the new goal

[hammersavage]

then onto mayor of foursquare

[spoon]

then onto mayor of foursquare

Ha!

U could RULE all the stores in YOUR shit town!

[Furtherman]

dont pull a furtherman and tweet the same thing you post on the board,he's this close to being unfollowed

:laugh:

[Furtherman]

By the way, you can follow Batman: @God_Damn_Batman

And he's hilarious.

Best way to watch fireworks is from the roof of Wayne Tower. As a mob boss begs you to call an ambulance thru his broken teeth. Happy 4th.

When a criminal screams "who are you?" instead of responding "I'm Batman," I just crush his reproductive organs. Dumbass should know by now.

Hey Pattinson, lessons on real brooding: 1. Comb your hair down, you look retarded. 2. Watch your parents get murdered. 3. Get a cape.

Dammit Alfred, if I was humming Danny Elfman I THINK I WOULD KNOW!!!

Another Robin died today. He fell 18 stories onto the pavement. Then got hit by an '84 El Camino. What a shame. That car is a classic.

[thepaulo]

http://twitter.com/thpaulo

follow me follow me pretty please please follow me.

[thepaulo]

please please please please please please please please please...I'm so needy.

[YourAmishDaddy]

http://twitter.com/thpaulo

follow me follow me pretty please please follow me.

No.

[thepaulo]

No.

you bitch

[disneyspy]

i'll give you and hammer a week long trial,impress me but dont over tweet

[thepaulo]

If I get more followers than ESD will people love me?

[YourAmishDaddy]

you bitch

Haha. I love you too.

[Furtherman]

I would highly recommend following @GaryJBusey

I'm not sure if he's the real deal, but he is f'n hilarious.

[Furtherman]

The #Wookieleaks tag on Twitter is bursting with stuff Darth Vader doesn't want you to know about (http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wookieleaks)

[Mafialife Chris]

http://twitter.com/MafialifeChris

Follow me, to love and hate!

:thumbup::smoke:

[spoon]

it's so fucking hard to tolerate

[disneyspy]

whats your twitvalue? http://twalue.com/result.php

[sailor]

Seriously, how does this hashmark/tagging shit work, like today's contest?

[spoon]

twitter, still gay

[disneyspy]

Seriously, how does this hashmark/tagging shit work, like today's contest?

yes

[Furtherman]

Seriously, how does this hashmark/tagging shit work, like today's contest?

If you type like so: #somethinghere

And then you can click on #somethinghere and a search will be performed to find all tweets that have #somethinghere in them. You can see what everyone is saying about #somethinghere in one place.

[disneyspy]

If you type like so: #somethinghere

And then you can click on #somethinghere and a search will be performed to find all tweets that have #somethinghere in them. You can see what everyone is saying about #somethinghere in one place.

oh katja...

[sailor]

If you type like so: #somethinghere

And then you can click on #somethinghere and a search will be performed to find all tweets that have #somethinghere in them. You can see what everyone is saying about #somethinghere in one place.

Too late. Jaime sommers was the perfect nickname for that femme too.

[Jayw]

twitter, still gay


Going to have to reject this statement. I have manged to avoid most all social media but I picked up twitter the other day and it really is entertaing.

I don;t really tweet but I do like to follow peps that interest me. Is going to big. And its to easy.

[disneyspy]

ok my twitter is worth $9.33 but i'll sell it for 5 bucks,who wants it?

be the first to buy it before i start tweeting shit my spy says and it blows up

[spoon]

ok my twitter is worth $9.33 but i'll sell it for 5 bucks,who wants it?

be the first to buy it before i start tweeting shit my spy says and it blows up

That will buy a lot a hard candy buddy. Something you normally have trouble getting these days so good for you.

[disneyspy]

That will buy a lot a hard candy buddy. Something you normally have trouble getting these days so good for you.

so you want to buy my twitter before i start tweeting fuck spoon over and over again?

[disneyspy]

the first tweet is off

disneyspy
fuck spoon
1 minute ago Favorite Reply Delete

[disneyspy]

holy shit,with that one tweet i just gained a follower and my value is up a few cents,hey now

[Jayw]

Any one with hate spoon in there heart must be closely watched. He is the chosen one.

BTW am I major creep for not having my pic on twitter, i don't even use face book. Nothing to hide at all, maybe I will even do it black man style shirtless.

BTW do all black people just become auto-ripped, the mother fuckers got like 3% body fat, must be from African culture or some shit.

Putting my picture on the internet is just a scary thing for me. Lot of anxiety.

[Zorro]

Now Following Jayw and Disneyspy... you guys better have some good shit

[disneyspy]

looks like my twitter is now worth more,the cost of buying it is now 6 bucks ,hurry up cuz the price keeps going up

[spoon]

so you want to buy my twitter before i start tweeting fuck spoon over and over again?

like I give a fuck

12 people will see it and I surely won't be one of them

[RoseBlood]

looks like my twitter is now worth more,the cost of buying it is now 6 bucks ,hurry up cuz the price keeps going up

looks like my twitter is now worth less, i don't remember the last time i used it, hurry up cause the price keeps going down.

[epo]

If you have a Twitter account and you aren't following Mayor Emanuel (http://twitter.com/#!/mayoremanuel), then you are wasting your time.

[underdog]

If you have a Twitter account and you aren't following Mayor Emanuel (http://twitter.com/#!/mayoremanuel), then you are wasting your time.

I remembered the last time you suggested someone, so I followed this. Then I realized patsajak has been deleted! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Furtherman]

My favorite new twitter account is Big Ben:

big_ben_clock Big Ben
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

That's it. Every hour you get the time in England in BONGS.




Just cracks me up.

[CountryBob]

Is it for fans of this man?

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/artists/twitty_conway/conwaytwitty04-280x336.jpg

Cause I'm a fan of Tight Fittin Jeans.

Goddamn Funny Shit Right Here! Where we goin?

[cougarjake13]

My favorite new twitter account is Big Ben:



That's it. Every hour you get the time in England in BONGS.




Just cracks me up.



much diff than big bens cock twitter page

[Chigworthy]

Can someone explain to me how the fuck you can see all of the images on a twitter page? All I can find is a recent images page, but that only shows a few. I FUCKING hate twitter.

[disneyspy]

go to that tweeters profile and click on recent images

[Chigworthy]

go to that tweeters profile and click on recent images

I don't want just the recent ones; I want the whole fucking kit and coboodle.

[PapaBear]

Why is someone calling them self "Art Bell", who admits that they aren't the real Art Bell (tribute site), suddenly following me? No one I'm following has anything to do with UFO's, and I only have 9 other followers.

[spoon]

twitter sux

still

[PapaBear]

twitter sux

still
That's beside the point. I only use it to follow a few things. I just want to know why a fan of a UFO freak decided to follow me. Does he think I have some knowledge of aliens?

[spoon]

he knows

[PapaBear]

he knows
If he's Jerry From Mars, I'm going to bitch slap everyone. EVERYONE!

[spoon]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvNda_YXTi-vi7eL0mfESqbT3w_DWxcCqByxJzFP8AvYwiRfySusUCKySl

[spoon]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToDNv1nBXo3Z9_-D6J-ak7eqLQPlnWPcLyXfK2unUboE9k1mIObFnOdvP7FQ

[jennysmurf]

If he's Jerry From Mars, I'm going to bitch slap everyone. EVERYONE!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvNda_YXTi-vi7eL0mfESqbT3w_DWxcCqByxJzFP8AvYwiRfySusUCKySl

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToDNv1nBXo3Z9_-D6J-ak7eqLQPlnWPcLyXfK2unUboE9k1mIObFnOdvP7FQ

Stop it! If you say his name, he senses it, and comes back!:unsure:

[PapaBear]

Stop it! If you say his name, he senses it, and comes back!:unsure:
You have to say it three times. When he does, and he posts three times, Death Metal Moe comes back.

[spoon]

what is he beetlejuice!?


jerry from mars, jerry from mars, jerry from mars!


:unsure:

[spoon]

You have to say it three times. When he does, and he posts three times, Death Metal Moe comes back.

wait what!?


NOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!


:furious:

[jennysmurf]

wait what!?


NOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!


:furious:

Well, now you've done it. You have only yourself to blame.:nono:

[BigRigRichard]

sorry, posted in wrong topic

[Crispy123]

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