I Hate My Feet

[DiabloSammich]

My freshman year of high school I made the Varsity Basketball team. Not a great accomplishment, it was a small school in the middle of TX, graduating class of 60, two-thirds of which only participated in rodeo, and the rest referred to basketball as "n****** games". Not alot of competition.

My first game I twisted/sprained my ankle so bad I was on crutches for two weeks. Not a break, just a horrible sprain.

Since that glorious day, I sprain my ankle at least twice a year, sometimes twisting it on nothing in particular. Everytime it happens, I get the same warm wash all over my body, gut wrenching nausea, and then a burning hatred for my feet.

Should I cut them off?

[ChrisTheCop]

post more about comic books.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2000/images/unbreakable3.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I'll give you a briefcase full of dirty underwear for them.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes , yes you should

I can then call you stumpy

[Nick the Cock]

On a serious note before you break out your rusty hacksaw.. I had a similar problem for a long time. Someone recomended MSM. I had very low expectations, but MSM taken with Vitamin C (So it absorbs). After about two months, ten years of ankle problems disapeared. My problem was seriously pulled ligaments. Sorry to get all serious, I will work on a dumb comeback.

[DiabloSammich]

On a serious note before you break out your rusty hacksaw.. I had a similar problem for a long time. Someone recomended MSM. I had very low expectations, but MSM taken with Vitamin C (So it absorbs). After about two months, ten years of ankle problems disapeared. My problem was seriously pulled ligaments. Sorry to get all serious, I will work on a dumb comeback.


Holy shit! A useful and informative post intended to help with the problem brought to the forefront at the beginning of the thread? You gotta be shitting me!!!!

Nice work, Mr. the Cock.

[Dougie Brootal]

Holy shit! A useful and informative post intended to help with the problem brought to the forefront at the beginning of the thread? You gotta be shitting me!!!!

Nice work, Mr. the Cock.

oh... we got a first timer here! welcome to the board Nick the Cock! :tongue:

[Marc with a c]

no

[A.J.]

I hate your feet too. I hate everyone's feet. Feet are disgusting.

[topless_mike]

your feet scratch me at night and wake me up.








wait, is this thing on?

[Jughead]

Hey Stumpy..Don't do it...:bye:

[jonyrotn]

If you do opt to rid yourself off those hideous appendages, may I suggest, letting your dad hang them from his rearview mirror..

It most likely is a ligament issue, and you would be smart to treat it as such..

[hurlmon]

Just imagine how happy you could be with your new feet...

http://www.geocities.com/hurlmon63/image_59.jpg

[jonyrotn]

On a serious note before you break out your rusty hacksaw.. I had a similar problem for a long time. Someone recomended MSM. I had very low expectations, but MSM taken with Vitamin C (So it absorbs). After about two months, ten years of ankle problems disapeared. My problem was seriously pulled ligaments. Sorry to get all serious, I will work on a dumb comeback.

Hey Saint Nick....Why don't you peddle your message of benevolence elsewhere? If your're not interested in hurting other people's feelings, or at the very least, portraying them in a negitive light, your input is not welcome....If you're here to help, beat it..If you're gonna be nice, tell your story walking..We're here to hurt..If you don't think you can say, to a fellow board member, at anytime..."Your dad's a fag and that's why your son sucks cock", this is not the place for you..
If you feel you can operate in this realm, may I suggest this, or a similar exercise...Pick one of the many Mikes on the board, then make a false public allegation about Mike, your cock and either his ass or his mouth...go ahead, try it..If it feels right, you've found a home..If it hurts, go to the Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint's website and never come back...Just kidding.... You can go to Oprah's site..

[IamFogHat]

A girlfriend once told me I have 'Flat, pretty feet." Sorry.

[SatCam]

Everytime it happens, I get the same warm wash all over my body, gut wrenching nausea, and then a burning hatred for my feet.

Replace the word "feet" with "asshole" and you have me 5-6 nights a week

[Nick the Cock]

This isn't my first post, but it is the first to get a response. So I finaly feel like part of the gang. So let me see if I can work on the right material. "Why don't you try shoving your feet up your own ass and maybe the natural healing properties of the prostate will heal your piece of shit elphant man/ Hillary kankles you future peg leg asshole."

How'd I do?

[Reephdweller]

What are you talking about, they're cute!

http://poplicks.com/images/six-toes.jpg

[Doctor Z]

I hate your feet too. I hate everyone's feet. Feet are disgusting.

Seconded.

[FUNKMAN]

i feel your pain. in my teens I came down off somebody's foot playing basketball on more than one occassion and it was pure

A GO NYYYYYYYYYYYYY

swelled up like a softball, saw stars, and prayed for mercy as I laid on the ground

another thing about my feet is when I stand straight up my toes do not touch the ground unless I curl them down. I have a very high instep and the ball of my foot takes a pounding when I play/played sports, especially basketball. my older brother joe has an even higher instep and we have a name for our feet

Furniture Feet

[jauble]

This isn't my first post, but it is the first to get a response. So I finaly feel like part of the gang. So let me see if I can work on the right material. "Why don't you try shoving your feet up your own ass and maybe the natural healing properties of the prostate will heal your piece of shit elphant man/ Hillary kankles you future peg leg asshole."

How'd I do?

Much better, but drop the science throw in the term bacon and make sure you call doug a fag...otherwise top notch friend.

[DiabloSammich]

This isn't my first post, but it is the first to get a response. So I finaly feel like part of the gang. So let me see if I can work on the right material. "Why don't you try shoving your feet up your own ass and maybe the natural healing properties of the prostate will heal your piece of shit elphant man/ Hillary kankles you future peg leg asshole."

How'd I do?


Wow. You might have a future here, after all. Way to rebound.

[reillyluck]

i love my feet. i have cute adorable toes. they are incredible. ask gvac.

[DiabloSammich]

i love my feet. i have cute adorable toes. they are incredible. ask gvac.


Way to make this thread all about you. Can't you see I'm suffering?

[reillyluck]

Way to make this thread all about you. Can't you see I'm suffering?

this thread is useless without pictures.

[ralphbxny]

i love my feet. i have cute adorable toes. they are incredible. ask gvac.

What are you talking about, they're cute!

http://poplicks.com/images/six-toes.jpg

I have a Raging Hard-on!

[RhinoinMN]

I have a Raging Hard-on!

I'm sure that Diablo would be honored if you would take care of that right here in his thread.

[drjoek]

I cant believe this thread has legs!



:lol:

get it legs

:laugh: