I Love This Place

[DiabloSammich]

RonFez.net.

No sarcasm, no hidden innuendo, no double meaning. I absolutely love this board.

There are posts on this board that are funnier than 80% of standup today.

The eclectic mix of personalities bring a ton of different viewpoints to a situation, and for the most part, there is an extremely high level of respect for all the board members from all the board members.

For all the shit that the mods take, the rule is fair and balanced. And the bannings are either perfectly justified, or have perfect comedic timing.

So enough with the poormouth, who's with me? RonFez.net 4 Lyfe Bitchez!!!!!!!!!

[underdog]

I agree. Especially with the funny. Some of the shit people post (especially marc with a c) put me in tears from laughing so hard.

[Whiskeyportal]

http://lh4.google.com/whiskeyportal/R-GmWMoK4HI/AAAAAAAAA14/PUshihyOR-s/Diablo%20Sammich.jpg?imgmax=512

[Ritalin]

Wolverines!

[drjoek]

RonFez.net.

No sarcasm, no hidden innuendo, no double meaning. I absolutely love this board.

There are posts on this board that are funnier than 80% of standup today.

The eclectic mix of personalities bring a ton of different viewpoints to a situation, and for the most part, there is an extremely high level of respect for all the board members from all the board members.

For all the shit that the mods take, the rule is fair and balanced. And the bannings are either perfectly justified, or have perfect comedic timing.

So enough with the poormouth, who's with me? RonFez.net 4 Lyfe Bitchez!!!!!!!!!


QFT:thumbup:

[DiabloSammich]

http://lh4.google.com/whiskeyportal/R-GmWMoK4HI/AAAAAAAAA14/PUshihyOR-s/Diablo%20Sammich.jpg?imgmax=512


This is what I'm talking about. This place fucking rocks.

[TheMojoPin]

This place has sucked for years. This thread is an insult to your Gvac 4 Prez sig pic. He sees the truth.

[HBox]

People need to know how awesome we are. We should go to other boards and tell them.

[DiabloSammich]

People need to know how awesome we are. We should go to other boards and tell them.



Oh yeah. A RonFez.net invasion. I like it.

[Team_Ramrod]

It starts out a scary place, trying to find where you fit in and who the 'tough guys' are. After a while a comfort level sets in and you start to post with a certain level of confidence.
At about month 5 you start to believe this place is great, month 5 -9 totally consume your every waking hour. Babies are neglected, you experience the first ever 'no thanks' to your wifes vag and your work performance deteriorates due to lack of sleep. At month 10 you realize that this place sucks and you never want to be affiliated with such a shit hole, by month 11 you realize you overreacted and you make peace with the place. You return to post only to find that your material is half the quality of what it was in month 5 - 9.
You spend the rest of your life trying to regain the status you once held.

This place is my home, the only difference between here and home is that I've don't jack off while logged in to RF.net...... to date anyway.

[Hottub]

This place is my home, the only difference between here and home is that I've don't jack off while logged in to RF.net...... to date anyway.

I know the threads (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54575&highlight=hot+dude) you view. Faggot.

[Team_Ramrod]

I know the threads (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54575&highlight=hot+dude) you view. Faggot.

Nice Tub, really fucking nice!

If curiousity didn't get the best of me I would NEVER have clicked on that forum.




But thanks for pointing it out......:thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

No sarcasm, no hidden innuendo, no double meaning. I absolutely love this board.
There are posts on this board that are funnier than 80% of standup today.
The eclectic mix of personalities bring a ton of different viewpoints to a situation, and for the most part, there is an extremely high level of respect for all the board members from all the board members.
For all the shit that the mods take, the rule is fair and balanced. And the bannings are either perfectly justified, or have perfect comedic timing.

WHAT HE SAID...Just with a deeper voice and a lot more attitude, only because I'm from the Bronx.. You people are very funny and deliver gut busting laughs on a daily basis..I really do appreciate funny people and there are (jauble's #1) quite a few on this board..
Although I personally, have to reign myself in, and bridle my "comedic stylings" to some extent, I thoroughly enjoy hanging with youz guyz..The Mods are fair, diplomatic and exercise a degree of tact not often found..Plus..The Mod imposed sanctions and other disciplines they occasionally have to dispense, are so paltry that nobody could ever accuse them of being abusive or ignoble..
Just about everyone on this board is respectful and nonjudgemental..On a slightly more personal note..Practically everybody here, totally ignores me, or writes me off as a board character.. Completely understood..I'm a newbie, I'm a wise ass and I take NOTHING serious..Not a great jumping off point if you're trying to make a positive impression on a couple hundred people who don't know you from a can of paint...
Bottom line...If this was a pay-site, you'd have All my credit card numbers..Because this is the best place on the net to loiter with the intent to acquire a controlled substance..Said substance being a hearty belly laugh..So, big ups to RonFez.net, if we ever cross paths in prison I'll give you a hand job...

[Marc with a c]

i only ignore you because you scare me

[sailor]

WHAT HE SAID...Just with a deeper voice and a lot more attitude, only because I'm from the Bronx.. You people are very funny and deliver gut busting laughs on a daily basis..I really do appreciate funny people and there are (jauble's #1) quite a few on this board..
Although I personally, have to reign myself in, and bridle my "comedic stylings" to some extent, I thoroughly enjoy hanging with youz guyz..The Mods are fair, diplomatic and exercise a degree of tact not often found..Plus..The Mod imposed sanctions and other disciplines they occasionally have to dispense, are so paltry that nobody could ever accuse them of being abusive or ignoble..
Just about everyone on this board is respectful and nonjudgemental..On a slightly more personal note..Practically everybody here, totally ignores me, or writes me off as a board character.. Completely understood..I'm a newbie, I'm a wise ass and I take NOTHING serious..Not a great jumping off point if you're trying to make a positive impression on a couple hundred people who don't know you from a can of paint...
Bottom line...If this was a pay-site, you'd have All my credit card numbers..Because this is the best place on the net to loiter with the intent to acquire a controlled substance..Said substance being a hearty belly laugh..So, big ups to RonFez.net, if we ever cross paths in prison I'll give you a hand job...
it is.

[mikeyboy]

It's pretty amazing to see the Stockholm Syndrome in action.

[sailor]

It's pretty amazing to see the Stockholm Syndrome in action.

you better explain that one to MwaC as well.

[mikeyboy]

you better explain that one to MwaC as well.

I already bookmarked the wikipedia link for him.

[jonyrotn]

i only ignore you because you scare me
well, you intrigue me...

it is.
will they accept food stamps?

[Hottub]

I'll take the handjob, jony.

[SinA]

Lock it up Mikeyboy. There are already two (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3459) threads (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62137) on this topic.



:wink:

[drjoek]

Bottom line...If this was a pay-site, you'd have All my credit card numbers..Because this is the best place on the net to loiter with the intent to acquire a controlled substance..Said substance being a hearty belly laugh..So, big ups to RonFez.net, if we ever cross paths in prison I'll give you a hand job...

Just PM me those credit card numbers and I 'll get a couple of things started for ya no problem

[sailor]

Just PM me those credit card numbers and I 'll get a couple of things started for ya no problem

who would trust a joke thief (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1663142#post1663142)?

[drjoek]

who would trust a joke thief (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1663142#post1663142)?

trust me I'm a doctor

[SatCam]

trust me I'm a doctor

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.



A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

[Friday]

You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low
Just when things went right
Doesn't mean they're always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone

Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm comin' off this
Long & winding road

I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight, tonight
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

You know that I've seen
Too many romantic dreams
Up in lights, fallin' off the silver screen

My heart's like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing keeps me together at the seams

I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

[Reephdweller]

This thread is creepier than my brother.

[drjoek]

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.



A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

:thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

I'll take the handjob, jony.
See you in the big house Tub..I'll be the one with the condom hanging out off my ass..

who would trust a joke thief (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1663142#post1663142)?
That's a heavy allegation, is the medical board aware of this compultion?

[ChrisTheCop]

The only people I know who dislike RonFez.net are the ones who never spend any real time here.

Ron and Fez listeners are the best people in the world, it only makes sense that their TRUE board is made up of that same fiber.

People come and people go, some just change their names.

But the heart of this place is what keeps old members coming back, and new members checking it out.

RonFez is my first, my last, my every board.

http://www.shentondixon.co.uk/images/B%20copy.jpg

[sailor]

That's a heavy allegation, is the medical board aware of this compultion?

no need to involve the authorities and ruin a man's life, but he even highlighted the exact same words i did. he took not only the joke but the style it was delivered in as well. tsk-tsk. for shame!

[AngelAmy]

I love you too sammich!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this board has made me hang out less with my friends because they cant bring the funny like you people


damn you people, people think Im a loser now, well if the shoe fits

i better not have fucked up this line

[grlNIN]

It was wholesomely unnecessary to start a thread about how much you love me.

[ChrisTheCop]

I love you too sammich!

It was wholesomely unnecessary to start a thread about how much you love me.

Why do women always think its about them?

And why do they refer to themselves as places???

But I agree, this place is wholesome.

[Reephdweller]

Why do women always think its about them?

And why do they refer to themselves as places???

But I agree, this place is wholesome.


Cause women think everything is about them.







it is

[AngelAmy]

Why do women always think its about them?

And why do they refer to themselves as places???

But I agree, this place is wholesome.

every thread is about me, silly

[mikeyboy]

i better not have fucked up this line


:lol:

[jonyrotn]

Why do women always think its about them?

And why do they refer to themselves as places???

But I agree, this place is wholesome.

Don't rile up the women folk..We need them to lure in new members..Once they're here we'll win them over, but we need bait and to put it bluntly Marc with A C just ain't enough..

[drjoek]

no need to involve the authorities and ruin a man's life, but he even highlighted the exact same words i did. he took not only the joke but the style it was delivered in as well. tsk-tsk. for shame!

how do you like my idea of using the size 2 font? pretty cool idea don't you think?

[Reephdweller]

and to put it bluntly Marc with A C just ain't enough..


Is he ever?

[midwestjeff]

Then why don't you marry it.

[jonyrotn]

Then why don't you marry it.
I'm sorry young man.. But with jokes like that, it's clearly past your bedtime..Run along now..Tell your mommy to shut off the computer, it uses alot of energy..

[jonyrotn]

Is he ever?What's in the God damn briefcase?

[underdog]

damn you people, people think Im a loser now, well if the shoe fits

i better not have fucked up this line


I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my life.

[Reephdweller]

What's in the God damn briefcase?




I think it's either Tony Rockyhorrors head on fire, or the little Kitner boy.

[jauble]

this board has made me hang out less with my friends because they cant bring the funny like you people


damn you people, people think Im a loser now, well if the shoe fits

i better not have fucked up this line


http://www.zacharybork.com/Dscn1072.jpg

Im sure we can find shoes for these...I might have to put them on order but...yeah.

(over seas phone call convo: tell the chinese kids to step up production please)

[keithy_19]

I's ok.

[EliSnow]

It's pretty amazing to see the Stockholm Syndrome in action.

Here I was going to do the line from Die Hard after this, but then I remembered that they got the name of the Syndrome wrong in that movie.

Fuckers.


Oh yeah, I like Ronfez.net too.

[sailor]

how do you like my idea of using the size 2 font? pretty cool idea don't you think?

hahaha

[jonyrotn]

:lol::lol:I think it's either Tony Rockyhorrors head on fire, or the little Kitner boy.

[Gvac]

DiabloSammich = sellout ass kisser?

Say it ain't so!

[DiabloSammich]

DiabloSammich = sellout ass kisser?

Say it ain't so!

I was caught in a moment of grand love for the human race and everyone here in particular, so I figured I'd share.

I do, however, feel myself slipping downhill again as April 1st fast approaches. Don't worry.