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Gvac
03-23-2008, 05:18 AM
A very happy holiday to my fellow saints and sinners.

DiabloSammich
03-23-2008, 05:23 AM
Have a great day, everyone, from all the Sammiches to you.

sr71blackbird
03-23-2008, 05:47 AM
Merry Easter!!


When I was a kid, and used to get the chocolate bunnys, I would start at the ears. What part of the bunny did you eat first?

When I was a kid, I hated black jelly beans, now I love them.

I think that gormet jelly beans that taste like popcorn, taste like ass.

Friday
03-23-2008, 06:02 AM
Happy Easter, sillies!

off to church I go... wheeeeeeeeee


god, i'm schleepy....

Reephdweller
03-23-2008, 06:14 AM
Happy Easter everyone!

Bulldogcakes
03-23-2008, 06:29 AM
http://cupcakerecipe.net/uploaded_images/ideas_for_easter_bunny_or_r-706165.jpg

HAPPY EASTER!!

Snoogans
03-23-2008, 06:51 AM
FOOLS. All of you. It's not happy easter without:
http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg

Snoogans
03-23-2008, 06:52 AM
I dont even know why these became easter shit to me. They are little ducks. But now is the only time I ever notice them in stores

King Hippos Bandaid
03-23-2008, 07:14 AM
Happy Easter to all the caflicks, Im gonna be too hungover to enjoy my father in law fantastic Beef Wellington

SatCam
03-23-2008, 07:22 AM
FOOLS. All of you. It's not happy easter without:
http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg

Easter is all about

http://i.ivillage.com/DF/Slideshows/chocolate/DF_cremeegg_325.jpg

Peeps are ass

King Hippos Bandaid
03-23-2008, 07:39 AM
Easter is all about

http://i.ivillage.com/DF/Slideshows/chocolate/DF_cremeegg_325.jpg

Peeps are ass

QFT, The Cadbury Egg is in the top 2 of all Holiday Candys

Peeps are garbage, Marshmellows isnt even candy to me

except no imitations, Russel Stover makes a horrible copy of this egg

sailor
03-23-2008, 10:41 AM
Merry Easter!!


When I was a kid, and used to get the chocolate bunnys, I would start at the ears. What part of the bunny did you eat first?

When I was a kid, I hated black jelly beans, now I love them.

I think that gormet jelly beans that taste like popcorn, taste like ass.

the ass

Gvac
03-23-2008, 10:42 AM
the ass

Figures.

Creep.

Gvac
03-23-2008, 05:13 PM
I hope all of my fellow RonFez.netters had a wonderful holiday spending time with family, friends, and loved ones. We should not lose sight of the fact that this is a religious day, though. I think it's only fitting that we pray with the words that Earl has given us -

Holy, holy, holy.

Holy, holy, holy.

Holy, holy, holy.

Kris10
03-23-2008, 05:17 PM
Happy Easter everyone!

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z250/Kittie_kat6662468/diepeepsdie.jpg

Furtherman
04-10-2009, 05:58 AM
Happy Easter! Let's take a moment and remember why we celebrate...

Many, perhaps most, Pagan religions in the Mediterranean area had a major seasonal day of religious celebration at or following the Spring Equinox. Cybele, the Phrygian fertility goddess, had a fictional consort who was believed to have been born via a virgin birth. He was Attis, who was believed to have died and been resurrected each year during the period MAR-22 to MAR-25. "About 200 B.C. mystery cults began to appear in Rome just as they had earlier in Greece. Most notable was the Cybele cult centered on Vatican hill ...Associated with the Cybele cult was that of her lover, Attis (the older Tammuz, Osiris, Dionysus, or Orpheus under a new name). He was a god of ever-reviving vegetation. Born of a virgin, he died and was reborn annually. The festival began as a day of blood on Black Friday and culminated after three days in a day of rejoicing over the resurrection." 1

Wherever Christian worship of Jesus and Pagan worship of Attis were active in the same geographical area in ancient times, Christians "used to celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus on the same date; and pagans and Christians used to quarrel bitterly about which of their gods was the true prototype and which the imitation."

Many religious historians believe that the death and resurrection legends were first associated with Attis, many centuries before the birth of Jesus. They were simply grafted onto stories of Jesus' life in order to make Christian theology more acceptable to Pagans. Others suggest that many of the events in Jesus' life that were recorded in the gospels were lifted from the life of Krishna, the second person of the Hindu Trinity. Ancient Christians had an alternative explanation; they claimed that Satan had created counterfeit deities in advance of the coming of Christ in order to confuse humanity. 2 Modern-day Christians generally regard the Attis legend as being a Pagan myth of little value. They regard Jesus' death and resurrection account as being true, and unrelated to the earlier tradition.

Wiccans and other modern-day Neopagans continue to celebrate the Spring Equinox as one of their 8 yearly Sabbats (holy days of celebration). Near the Mediterranean, this is a time of sprouting of the summer's crop; farther north, it is the time for seeding. Their rituals at the Spring Equinox are related primarily to the fertility of the crops and to the balance of the day and night times. Where Wiccans can safely celebrate the Sabbat out of doors without threat of religious persecution, they often incorporate a bonfire into their rituals, jumping over the dying embers is believed to assure fertility of people and crops.


1 Gerald L. Berry, "Religions of the World," Barns & Noble, (1956).
2 J Farrar & S. Farrar, "Eight Sabbats for Witches," Phoenix, Custer, WA, (1988).

See also: The Egyptian god Horus

boosterp
04-10-2009, 06:10 AM
It's easter already? I thought y'all were celebrating passover or end of lent thing today? :blink:

I can't keep up.

Happy Easter Christians. Hope it is a good one for both you and your families.

Don Stugots
04-10-2009, 08:32 AM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q221/Azeur/freaky/Odin.jpg

WampusCrandle
04-10-2009, 11:06 AM
Praise Easter, the biggest bunny in the world!

booster11373
04-10-2009, 11:30 AM
Its funny, the dead rise any other day of the year and we call them zombies and greet them with chainsaws and shotgun shells but on easter we celebrate zombies with chocolate bunnies and marshmellow baby chickens

drjoek
04-10-2009, 12:35 PM
Happy Easter All

We just rewatched The Passion of the Christ here last night.

very moving

Gvac
04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q221/Azeur/freaky/Odin.jpg

That's ridiculous.

Odin is fake.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Happy Easter. God bless you all, every one.

Friday
04-12-2009, 02:58 AM
Happy Easter to One and All!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3482/gvacresurrectionco1.jpg

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drjoek
04-12-2009, 05:50 AM
Happy Easter to all of RonFez.net

Caseyelan
04-12-2009, 06:14 AM
Happy Easter!!!!

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/2785_94151241279_594886279_2912445_3883285_n.jpg

Love,
Dave and a psycho bunny.

Drunky McBetidont
04-12-2009, 06:21 AM
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/frank-donnie-darko-9237.jpg

Space Edge
04-12-2009, 06:26 AM
Happy Easter everyone.

Gvac
04-12-2009, 07:07 AM
Happy Easter to all my Christian brethren, saints and sinners alike.

Hell, Happy Easter to all my non-Christian brethren too.

BlackSpider
04-12-2009, 07:18 AM
Happy Easter to all my Christian brethren, saints and sinners alike.

Hell, Happy Easter to all my non-Christian brethren too.




Whaaaaaaaaa...? :blink::huh:


Thanks for the inclusion though...

Gvac
04-12-2009, 07:19 AM
I'm praying for your soul as we speak, Spider. Maybe I'll burn a few candles, too.

I hope I'm not too late to save your soul.

BlackSpider
04-12-2009, 07:21 AM
I'm praying for your soul as we speak, Spider. Maybe I'll burn a few candles, too.

I hope I'm not too late to save your soul.



You've met me.
You know I have no soul...

Dell
04-12-2009, 07:26 AM
Happy Easter All... took a Sunday away from the club to go to church with my daughters... nice service... nice time to be with the family

(I thought Peeps were chicks, not ducks)

lleeder
04-12-2009, 07:28 AM
Happy Easter. Can I get into Heaven yet?

IMSlacker
04-12-2009, 07:53 AM
My daughter came up one egg short in the Easter egg hunt this morning. We've looked everywhere, but no luck. Had to have it indoors, because it's raining here. Glad we're at my parents' house.

Furtherman
04-12-2009, 08:02 AM
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/2787_69736519031_642649031_1603594_3042754_n.jpg

~Katja~
04-12-2009, 08:20 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1344


aaaw, I'll accept your egg, gvac

BlackSpider
04-12-2009, 08:24 AM
Great.
More nightmares...

~Katja~
04-12-2009, 08:27 AM
Great.
More nightmares...

ever since you two met you couldn't get him out of your dreams... huh?

BlackSpider
04-12-2009, 08:29 AM
ever since you two met you couldn't get him out of your dreams... huh?


You've been there too...?
It hurts, doesn't it...?

STC-Dub
04-12-2009, 08:34 AM
Merry Easter

~Katja~
04-12-2009, 08:48 AM
You've been there too...?
It hurts, doesn't it...?

very much so

cougarjake13
04-12-2009, 10:43 AM
retsae yppah

disneyspy
04-12-2009, 11:47 AM
you people on the the left coast(my perpestive,cuz we look down on you)always gotta make this about you,fuck that,happy midwester everybudday!

Gvac
04-13-2009, 02:37 AM
For all of you doubting heathens, check this out!

Jesus made an appearance yesterday in a Kit Kat bar.

I think it's His way of saying that the real meaning of Easter isn't eating candy.

How are you sinners gonna deny this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/kitkatjezus.jpg

Chip196
04-13-2009, 03:57 AM
For all of you doubting heathens, check this out!

Jesus made an appearance yesterday in a Kit Kat bar.

I think it's His way of saying that the real meaning of Easter isn't eating candy.

How are you sinners gonna deny this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/kitkatjezus.jpg

that doesn't look like you at all!!

A.J.
04-13-2009, 04:00 AM
For all of you doubting heathens, check this out!

Jesus made an appearance yesterday in a Kit Kat bar.

I think it's His way of saying that the real meaning of Easter isn't eating candy.

How are you sinners gonna deny this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/kitkatjezus.jpg

Is this Jesus' way of saying "Eat me"?

disneyspy
04-13-2009, 04:36 AM
give me a break
give me a break
break me off a piece
of that jezuz bar!

Thebazile78
04-13-2009, 05:04 AM
Is this Jesus' way of saying "Eat me"?

No, this is:

And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me."

A.J.
04-13-2009, 05:15 AM
No, this is:

He's tastier in Kit Kat form though.

~Katja~
04-13-2009, 05:21 AM
For all of you doubting heathens, check this out!

Jesus made an appearance yesterday in a Kit Kat bar.

I think it's His way of saying that the real meaning of Easter isn't eating candy.

How are you sinners gonna deny this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/kitkatjezus.jpg

looks like one of these 3D ultrasound pics that most people can't decipher

BrooklynKat
04-13-2009, 05:26 AM
Mikey D and the rest of us Greeks celebrate next week. 1/2 price chocolate bunnies anyone?

Furtherman
04-13-2009, 07:52 AM
Is this Jesus' way of saying "Eat me"?

He's hard on the outside, but flakey on the inside.

Enabler
04-13-2009, 02:13 PM
Daves picture on the front page reminded me of a sinister looking easter bunny i encountered back in '83....scary shit. Happy Easter.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=96&pictureid=1359

WampusCrandle
04-13-2009, 02:16 PM
Daves picture on the front page reminded me of a sinister looking easter bunny i encountered back in '83....scary shit. Happy Easter.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=96&pictureid=1359

were you in Japan - that bunny looks asian to me.

PaulOStalker
04-13-2009, 06:00 PM
What a horrific looking child he was.

BlackSpider
04-13-2009, 06:02 PM
were you in Japan - that bunny looks asian to me.



^^^____ This...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Loling.gif