Help me come up with a new board name....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

was thinking it may be about time for a change

I know that 80% will be names making fun of me in some form

but I'm cool with that

was thinking just Hippo

Lets help me out, or hurt my feelings until I cry

[Sheeplovr]

..why?

[Sheeplovr]

tweedle dumb the cruise booker

[MadMatt]

King Hippos Adhesive Bandage


Why be a brand whore? What has Johnson & Johnson ever done for you?

:king:

[ChrisTheCop]

Evander Holyfield's Ear.

[topless_mike]

nah dood.
you will always be KHB. its how most people know you by.
why change who you are?

if anything, shorten it to KHB.

[FMJeff]

CruiseBoobs

[topless_mike]

John Bobbits Cock©

[FMJeff]

King Hippos Really Fat

[DiabloSammich]

You really are the master at opening yourself up to abuse. Kudos, sir.

[FMJeff]

My Brother Should've been the only one to come out

[IrishAlkey]

LookAtMe

[MadMatt]

GvacHippo

[FMJeff]

TwinThatShouldNeverHaveBeen

It Rhymes!

[RhinoinMN]

RandysBrother

[FMJeff]

CruisesAre4FagsandJews

[RhinoinMN]

GvacHippo

HVAC

[FMJeff]

WhyDidTheEggSplit?

[Sheeplovr]

Jeffy No Bike

[MobCounty]

Double Dutch

[Freakshow]

King Hippo's Adhesive Bandage

[IrishAlkey]

CuntLipsCruisey

[Furtherman]

Queen Hippos Goiter

[FMJeff]

CruisesandCholesterol

[Freakshow]

AnthonyNotCumia

[Furtherman]

King Hippos Adhesive Bandage

King Hippo's Adhesive Bandage

C'MON.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:lol:

oh god, what I have I done

[MadMatt]

King Hippo's Adhesive Bandage

:lol:

Sorry Budday - Beat you to it by 17 posts!

It is the first thing I thought when I read the thread name...

:lol:

[Freakshow]

I swear I checked for it, but missed yours. It's not the first time. :(

[MadMatt]

ILikePunchOut

[FMJeff]

CruisinForAFrosty

[topless_mike]

DarrylStrawberrysCrackRock

[topless_mike]

MikeyBoyzBitch

[FMJeff]

FribbleMeTimbers

[EliSnow]

Baconlicker

[mikeyboy]

Banny

[RhinoinMN]

What are you going to do with all of those sig pics?

[Furtherman]

White Star Lines.

[FMJeff]

ChooseANeckWinACruise

http://a381.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_4d9c3de590812443ae8d8c34003c79f4.jpg

[MadMatt]

Banny

or... BannyBannerson

:lol:

[Freakshow]

Great Tiger's Turban



(miss Great Tiger's Turban)

[FMJeff]

MyMotherShouldvestoppedwithrandy

[topless_mike]

KevinPartDeux

[MadMatt]

GlassJoe

[FMJeff]

OneZygoteTooMany

[topless_mike]

ILikePosting

[drjoek]

Randys brother whats his name.

[ANC]

AnthonyNotCumia

:lol: HAHAHA it is available, as is buzzard8 and Peachy

[FMJeff]

GirlsLoveCruisesHateCruiseAgents

[MadMatt]

FMJeff is just being a meanie. :nono:

[Sheeplovr]

unfunny randy

[topless_mike]

i know
he's layin it on thick.
its quite amusing, actually.

[EliSnow]

What are you going to do with all of those sig pics?

Good point. I'm not remaking them all.

[ChrisTheCop]

Jim Morrison's Baba.

[FMJeff]

Tom-Cruise-Ery

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow, Jeff

attacking me like I am China

[FMJeff]

BigRedBoatofFat

[vamessenger]

Fez Cornerer

[FMJeff]

NorwegianJewsLines

[RhinoinMN]

Good point. I'm not remaking them all.

That's what I thought of first. I've made 2 or 3 shoddy ones for him, but although bad they still make me sweat.

disrespectful.

[IrishAlkey]

HeavyZzzzzzzzzzzzz

[FMJeff]

Fat

[drjoek]

QueenRhinosTampon

[RhinoinMN]

Fat

that was the most hurtful one.

[FMJeff]

AndreTheCruiseBooker

[RhinoinMN]

QueenRhinosTampon

That's mine.

[Freakshow]

StopPlayingSillyVideoGamesFromTwentyYearsAgo

[ANC]

:lol:

oh god, what I have I done

I remember the feeling buddy... 3/2/07

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57458

By your own advice you should change it to Captain Handsome.

[FMJeff]

Speed2CruiseCantControlMyEatingHabits

[MobCounty]

DoublemintJews

[Furtherman]

LooseLipsDoSomethingOrOtherCruiseLines

[MobCounty]

QueenRhinosTampon

:lol:

[FMJeff]

MyBetterHalfDoesntBookCruises

[MobCounty]

Speed2

[Furtherman]

HeavyListingCrusieLines

[IrishAlkey]

TooUnfitToSit

[FMJeff]

OhLordWontYouBuyMeASize50InMens

[Furtherman]

Park Bench

[BoondockSaint]

LiesToSnoogans.

[drjoek]

LiesAbout hisWaistline

[MrDivian]

quatoinside

[Furtherman]

King Hippos Sweatpants

[FMJeff]

LemonYellowSunArmsRaisedimchubby

[FMJeff]

WhereYouGoinTillTommorowWhereYouGoinwithmyapplepie

[MobCounty]

BermudaTriangleForBacon

[FMJeff]

TooUnfitToSit

PleaseHammerPleaseHurtHim

[MrDivian]

getinmybelleh

[FMJeff]

BaconyBacos

[ChrisTheCop]

TooUnfitToSit

That was the first one that made me laugh!

Worth the wait.



Not a bad board name actually:

WorthTheWeight

[drjoek]

Will this become Hippos epic thread?

by midnight

[MobCounty]

KingHipposBandaid1

[FMJeff]

YouCanDoWhatYouWannaDoICantBeDuller

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I assuming most are going for hurting my feelings to I cry

fucking bastards, but damn funny

[FMJeff]

A little bob marley:

No Seconds I Cry

[MrDivian]

nothatsnotthirdboob

[drjoek]

SirPostAlot

[Freakshow]

MyFaceIsUpHere

[Sheeplovr]

The Danny Devito One

[Jughead]

Bellyfullofsnopps

[Tall_James]

The Other White Meat

[ANC]

The Danny Devito One

BTW - It was good to meet ya on Friday buddy.

[Sheeplovr]

Sister Sledge

[Furtherman]

ThePaperPinnedToMyShirtSaysStatenIsland

[FMJeff]

JimmyBuffetWhosaidBuffetimstarving

[Dougie Brootal]

ThrowingStonesIntoGlassHouses

marc with a c's punchingbag

ban-master j

[FMJeff]

TheMoreYouIgnoreMeTheFatterIGet

[drjoek]

CorpulentCruisemaster

[Sheeplovr]

Thread Regretor

[FMJeff]

CinnamonBunWontYouComeandmytearsaway

[drjoek]

ShouldConsideraSaladOnceinaWhile

[DiabloSammich]

PostWhore McPostWhoreton from PostWhoreville.

Too long?

[FMJeff]

Spoonman

[Dougie Brootal]

Thread Regretor

thats mine.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn Jeff, hate its being directed at me

but damn good assortment of fat jokes

[Dougie Brootal]

damn Jeff, hate its being directed at me

but damn good assortment of fat jokes

he's really going for the jugular!

[FMJeff]

a little crash test dummies

MmmMmmMmmMmmm

[FMJeff]

damn Jeff, hate its being directed at me

but damn good assortment of fat jokes

oh stop. i dont hate you. you left yourself wide open for this.

[Sheeplovr]

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh stop. i dont hate you. you left yourself wide open for this.


oh I know, well played

[FMJeff]

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

Patrice O Meals

[mikeyboy]

HuskySpringfield

[FMJeff]

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

DaneCookMeSomthingWillYaImstarvin

[drjoek]

Eli ManImhungry

[drjoek]

Carlos BeltWont close

[FMJeff]

Eli ManImhungry

Derek Jeethatlooksgood

[FMJeff]

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

Carlos MenCFood

[Freakshow]

HeyLookIt'sEnricoPallazzo

[RhinoinMN]

BigAss307#Buddays

[DiabloSammich]

This is the most active I've seen Sheepy in a thread in some time.

Hippo threads bring out the best in all of us.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

marc sailor and lleeder havent even posted once

Jeff set the bar high

I dont want dumb simple fat jokes, (im looking towards your direction lleeder)

[Furtherman]

I'mNotSupposedToBeHereMrGuardPleaseStop

[epo]

DBF - Davidson Basketball Fan.

Seriously, this joke isn't get old at all.

[Kevin]

Randy's Brother? Was that taken?


i am too lazy to read the whole thing.

Nevermind, Rhino took it..

[Freakshow]

BigBoobsMcGee

[RhinoinMN]

RandysBrother

Randys brother whats his name.

Randy's Brother? Was that taken?


i am too lazy to read the whole thing.

yep.

[Kevin]

Jewonlyiname?

[MobCounty]

TruffleShuffler

[Kevin]

Macrib Liar.

[Freitag]

KHB. Simple, to the point, non-gimmicky.

[Freitag]

FMJeff is just being a meanie. :nono:

And yet being hysterical at the same time.

[Jinxy McHippo]

Just make it easy so I can add a Mc to it for my last name.


GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-MEN

[Jinxy McHippo]

Maybe even Jinxy McJew Cruise

[Freitag]

Cholesterol623

[Freitag]

JennyCraigIsaFilthyLiar

[Freitag]

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

That's a home run right there.

JoeRoganAFewHundredPounds

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Matty and Mike

I like KHB, that might be the one

but lets not stop teh funny

[drusilla]

NorwegianJewsLines

ok that one really made me laugh

[Great Tiger's Turban]

How about

Faggot Jewish American Pig Eater

No Self Control Carl

In One Too Many Fantasy Leagues Jeff

Big Ass 307lbs Buddays

[drusilla]

The Danny Devito One

ok that too

[RhinoinMN]

BigAss307#Buddays

How about

Faggot Jewish American Pig Eater

No Self Control Carl

In One Too Many Fantasy Leagues Jeff

Big Ass 307lbs Buddays

I'm being robbed.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I'm being robbed.

I simply displayed my re-imagining of your gem.

Sensative Faggot American

[bobrobot]

Baconoid ???


http://www.yachtforums.com/forums/attachments/special-features/5362-yacht-names-inhognito.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I simply displayed my re-imagining of your gem.

Sensative Faggot American

BINGO!

There it is Hippo!!

[Hottub]

Mr.Wifey
FullMouthJeff
DoubleDown with cheese

[RhinoinMN]

Baconoid ???




That's good. A little spin off of that - Baconite.

[DiabloSammich]

ThePope'sABetterJew

[RhinoinMN]

HasidicHippocrite

[DiabloSammich]

I tell you what I wouldn't use.

Hippo Loves Bacon.


What a stupid name.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

ThePope'sABetterJew

HAHAHAHA

Much better than the Faggot Ray Ramano

[RhinoinMN]

I tell you what I wouldn't use.

Hippo Loves Bacon.


What a stupid name.

QFT

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Quesedicha Paisans is Funnier Than Me

[FMJeff]

JewCruiseYouLose

[Kevin]

Quesedicha Paisans is Funnier Than Me

That may be the most hurtful thing said in this thread.

[Furtherman]

MarcWithADoubleC

[Gvac]

Your new RonFez.net board name is Flounder.

Why Flounder?

Why not?!

[MobCounty]

PianoCasket

[Gvac]

PianoCasket

Your the coldest hearted bastard ever.

And yet I can't stop giggling.

Thank you.

[DiabloSammich]

MyBellyButtonSmellsLikeHomelessFeet

[Tenbatsuzen]

Mr.Wifey
FullMouthJeff
DoubleDown with cheese

I was waiting for the Jeff bashing to begin.

Ironically, he also has a cooler brother named Randy.

[drjoek]

JeffsCoolTwinBrother

[Jughead]

Cruisy Mccloser...

[grlNIN]

Surf&Turf.

[Gvac]

TheCruiseYouCanUseForTheJews

[MobCounty]

Your the coldest hearted bastard ever.

And yet I can't stop giggling.

Thank you.

Nice! my work here is done. Time for a beers.

[grlNIN]

Titanic.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow , you guys are destroying me

why must i get beaten for everyone to pull together


will this unity party only work if its about hurting me

[grlNIN]

LibertyTravel

[Marc with a c]

FribbleMeTimbers

ChooseANeckWinACruise

http://a381.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_4d9c3de590812443ae8d8c34003c79f4.jpg

RalphieMayIHaveSeconds

well done boys.

i can't believe i missed this but im jumping in now

[Marc with a c]

I'm_a_fucking_disgrace

[Marc with a c]

fat_sunny, hold the sunny

[Marc with a c]

my_wife's_blind

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fat_sunny, hold the sunny

:lol: was waiting for you

[Marc with a c]

sir talks alot

[Marc with a c]

the staten island fairy

[Marc with a c]

fez hates me

[Tenbatsuzen]

Cannibal.









(..because he eats bacon?)

[Sheeplovr]

hahaha marc is harsh

[mikeyboy]

Is it gay to express glee that Marc is finally posting in this thread?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is it gay to express glee that Marc is finally posting in this thread?

Just don't say "yay".

[Marc with a c]

i know you didn't ask, but im going to tell you my weekend plans83.

[Marc with a c]

quantity over quality(posts and carbs)

[Marc with a c]

two cents

[Marc with a c]

im a jew for the jokes, and fat for the same reason

[Marc with a c]

man i wish chris' thread stopped this

[Marc with a c]

the cause for marc's infractions

[DiabloSammich]

Don't hold back, marc, just let it out.

[Marc with a c]

Don't hold back, marc, just let it out.

i'm just trying to help, he asked.

how's it coming jeff?

[topless_mike]

holy shit
200 posts in 4 hours.
this thread is haulin ashhhhhhhhh

[Dougie Brootal]

im so glad marc is here. this thread is hilarious!!

[Marc with a c]

throws stones at glass houses

[topless_mike]

oh, and since i know how these threads usually end up..

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/forum%20pics/ibtl_2.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

bacon grease enema

[Dougie Brootal]

throws stones at glass houses

i already used that one.



the baconator

[Marc with a c]

undefeated swordfighter

[Marc with a c]

effmechins

[Bulldogcakes]

effmechins

This is why Marc is IMO the funniest poster on the board. :clap:

[grlNIN]

BadtotheBurrito

[underdog]

This could be the funniest thread in the history of the internet.

[DolaMight]

Fecal Manners

[DolaMight]

Mediocre Man

[DiabloSammich]

The Amazing Dancing T-Rex

[DolaMight]

Don Provolone

Terrible Timmy Toesucker

Pastry Predator

Airlifted

Please Disregard

Taft's Tub

Ken Fresno (l.l.)

Staten Island Czar

[grlNIN]

KingTippo

[sailor]

cliche

[sailor]

no seriously - i play basketball - stop laughing

[MadMatt]

Earl










Sorry - that was mean and uncalled for.

[sailor]

porklovr

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sailor, I expected more (edit: better) from you

[Marc with a c]

expects to much from bland say nothings

[Marc with a c]

i'm constantly posting in threads without reading them:king:

[drjoek]

expects to much from bland say nothings

i'm constantly posting in threads without reading them:king:

These don 't really seem much like board names anymore

[DiabloSammich]

These don 't really seem much like board names anymore



Shhh. Don't bother him. He's on a roll.

[spoon]

Dead to Snoogans

McRibb no More

The Fat Twin

Look @ Me Again

Slow Vaughn

[spoon]

Or you can steal my nickname for Justice4All as it fits with your little pudgy lil arms and short stature!

Behold!!

~Umpa Rex!~

[sailor]

lard_golem

[sailor]

Sailor, I expected more (edit: better) from you

eh, i got here after the festivities were mostly over. most of the good ones were taken, plus since it had run its course anything biting felt like piling on.

phat with a f. see, that just comes across as mean now.

[sailor]

penguin reject jersey

[DolaMight]

Staten Island Seismograph Fucker-upper


Blatant Conflict of Interest Staten Island Seismograph Repairman.



sorry, enough fat jokes.... going to bed. god bless randy.

[PapaBear]

Kevin...

Kevin Bacon.

[topless_mike]

how about

diadnaB s'oppiH gniK

[MrDivian]

cadiologistswetdream

[MrDivian]

cantseemyshoes

[MrDivian]

thatsnotmybellyitsmychin

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thatsnotmybellyitsmychin

who in the blue hell r u

do I know u, I better know you

[Dougie Brootal]

who in the blue hell r u

do I know u, I better know you

my money is on snoogans or mojo.

[Bossanova]

The Reason the Mets choked

Isiah's best friend

[Bossanova]

JClintsman 2008

[Freakshow]

Ireallyamatool

[RhinoinMN]

BobWeirFan

[Bossanova]

BobWeirFan

See that will just start issues

[RhinoinMN]

:innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

JClintsman 2008

I will fucking start 100000 Bob Weir Threads if you dont take that back


this is truly the worst insult in this thread

[topless_mike]

whats the joke behind bob weir ?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

whats the joke behind bob weir ?

Phishy and Bossanova are huge Dead Fans, they hate Bob Weir's guts

so it is fun because it annoys them, more boss, because who can hate Phishy

[Bossanova]

Phishy and Bossanova are huge Dead Fans, they hate Bob Weir's guts

so it is fun because it annoys them, more boss, because who can hate Phishy

I don't know Clintsman2008, who can hate him

[spoon]

Phishy and Bossanova are huge Dead Fans, they hate Bob Weir's guts

so it is fun because it annoys them, more boss, because who can hate Phishy

When did you make that t-rex sig pic!?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

When did you make that t-rex sig pic!?

Slacker made it for me and PMed or put in a thread


u going Saturday Spoony

[IMSlacker]

Slacker made it for me and PMed or put in a thread

It's from the King Hippos Appreciation Thread (http://www.ronfez.net./forums/showthread.php?t=67004&page=2).

[spoon]

It's sweet, only it needs "Umpa Rex" as the name in it for Hippo's alter ego. And this bastard better be a out and out cunt!!

[Sheeplovr]

Male Roseanne