Beware the nuclear kitty!

[epo]

On Interstate 5 in Seattle, the feds are monitoring for nuclear "dirty bombs" and they discovered a nuclear threat....of the worst kind: A nuclear pussycat.

Link to story here. (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/dannywestneat/2004300343_danny23.html)

So the cops chase down this car with "nuclear" traces and discover:

"Turned out to be a cat with cancer that had undergone a radiological treatment three days earlier," Giuliano said.

He added: "That's the type of technology we have that's going on in the background. You don't see it. If I hadn't told you about it, you'd never know it was there."

Uggh.

[Friday]

that sounds like a pretty lethal pussy


:smoke:

[topless_mike]

that sounds like a pretty lethal pussy


:smoke:

that, my darling, was pretty smooth....

[Bulldogcakes]

that sounds like a pretty lethal pussy

:smoke:

I prefer a nice, shaved pussy myself. (http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/shaved_pussy.jpg)

[A.J.]

A nuclear pussycat.

"NUCULAR pussy."

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/George_W_Bush.jpg

[keithy_19]

The worst part about it is the cop was going to write a ticket, but he somehow ended up with nuclear dick and let her off with a warning.

Ugh...

[scottinnj]

You don't see it. If I hadn't told you about it, you'd never know it was there

That's a worse line then "If I told you, I'd have to kill you"
I wonder how much pussy he gets using that in da club.

[FUNKMAN]

i'd think they would have pulled her over for litter

[high fly]

Now the terrorists know not to try any-a that WMD-equipped-pet funny business...

[HBox]

They just caught someone else using this technology:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9275/hulktq4.jpg

[scottinnj]

They just caught someone else using this technology:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9275/hulktq4.jpg

Too bad they couldn't invent "Make a good movie" technology for him.