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Gvac
03-27-2008, 06:31 PM
And I NEVER get heartburn. I didn't eat anything spicy or anything.

It was awful.

Marc with a c
03-27-2008, 06:34 PM
have a nice day off tomorrow

King Hippos Bandaid
03-27-2008, 06:34 PM
I am experiencing hard core heartburn and reflux

but I was silly and ate mexican I deserve it


did you eat bad yesterday, it sometimes lingers

Friday
03-27-2008, 06:35 PM
i have super duper acid reflux which is affected by everything including my asthma.

of course, being unemployed means not being able to get my meds as often as i am used to.

so imagine feeling that burning pain every day, for hours, and without warning... no matter what you are eating.

yeah. that's my world right now. i win! :tongue:


or lose..... :sad:

sailor
03-27-2008, 06:37 PM
i blame the pot roast.

TheGameHHH
03-27-2008, 06:38 PM
ive never had heartburn, so i dont know what it feels like. i hear its a bitch though

Gvac
03-27-2008, 06:38 PM
It was awful, HHH. Like I swallowed a pint of battery acid.

I hope that never happens again.

TheGameHHH
03-27-2008, 06:40 PM
It was awful, HHH. Like I swallowed a pint of battery acid.

I hope that never happens again.

did it occur after u ate or was it out of the blue, Mr. Gv with a c?

FUNKMAN
03-27-2008, 06:40 PM
maybe you miss your old name and it's really 'heartache' instead :smile:


i get heartburn so bad sometimes that my jaw hurts, it's an odd thing but glad it's not too often. tums is about the best thing for me though i never tried taking one of them "before you eat" antacids

Gvac
03-27-2008, 06:42 PM
did it occur after u ate or was it out of the blue, Mr. Gv with a c?

Completely out of the blue.

I bought some Tums and that seemed to help.

Maybe I had a heart attack?

Friday
03-27-2008, 06:45 PM
Completely out of the blue.

I bought some Tums and that seemed to help.

Maybe I had a heart attack?

Pepcid AC is good if you get it bad.

but dude... you're old. get used to it.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-27-2008, 06:46 PM
I hate spitting out acid

much more painful then cum

Gvac
03-27-2008, 06:46 PM
Maybe coffee and Marlboros really isn't the breakfast of champions and I should start eating healthier?

TheGameHHH
03-27-2008, 06:49 PM
Completely out of the blue.

I bought some Tums and that seemed to help.

Maybe I had a heart attack?

email fezzie, see what he says. and change your breakfast

Gvac
03-27-2008, 06:51 PM
email fezzie, see what he says. and change your breakfast

Email Fezzie?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And I think you're right about the breakfast part. I'm just not hungry in the morning though.

nevnut
03-27-2008, 06:57 PM
And I NEVER get heartburn. I didn't eat anything spicy or anything.

It was awful.

From what I've been told, sperm sometimes does that.

:wink:

Gvac
03-27-2008, 07:00 PM
From what I've been told, sperm sometimes does that.

:wink:

mikeyboy told me it would coat and soothe!

Sometimes I'm so naive.

hunnerbun
03-27-2008, 07:37 PM
Completely out of the blue.

I bought some Tums and that seemed to help.

Maybe I had a heart attack?

Don't you need a heart before you can have a heart attack? :innocent:

A.J.
03-28-2008, 03:39 AM
Even Jesus was human.

PapaBear
03-28-2008, 05:24 AM
Don't you need a heart before you can have a heart attack? :innocent:
GV does have a heart.

GV has no soul.

http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_t-47xQUhB74/Rs3J2zXJbTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/h6ofIW56f2I/s320/greatvalue.jpg



Yeah. That's right. I said it.:annoyed:

King Hippos Bandaid
03-28-2008, 05:29 AM
GV does have a heart.

GV has no soul.

http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_t-47xQUhB74/Rs3J2zXJbTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/h6ofIW56f2I/s320/greatvalue.jpg



Yeah. That's right. I said it.:annoyed:


Gvac sold me his Soul for some Alf Pogs

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/bartsoul.jpg

IamPixie
03-28-2008, 05:31 AM
Gvac sold me his Soul for some Alf Pogs

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/bartsoul.jpg

hey guys, look what I found! http://www.knowledgewatch.com/images/NeedleImageFinal450320.jpg

ScottFromGA
03-28-2008, 05:32 AM
i blame the pot roast.

damn...pot roast sounds good right now.....yum.

cupcakelove
03-28-2008, 05:32 AM
I will sometimes get it real bad if I take aspirin the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

ScottFromGA
03-28-2008, 05:33 AM
GV does have a heart.

GV has no soul.

http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_t-47xQUhB74/Rs3J2zXJbTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/h6ofIW56f2I/s320/greatvalue.jpg



Yeah. That's right. I said it.:annoyed:

my daughter loves Spam...and the cheap, hayseed version called Treet.

Treet and Cheese....scrum-diddly-umptious.

PapaBear
03-28-2008, 05:55 AM
hey guys, look what I found! http://www.knowledgewatch.com/images/NeedleImageFinal450320.jpg

http://www.bewarethecheese.com/ca%20snickers%20kudos.jpg

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-30-2008, 04:57 PM
I've had gallbladder issues since 2004 when I went on Atkins.

Lately I've been so gassy and I can't even describe the heartburn.

I'm fat, farty, and in my 40s. I really want this taken care of but I'm still waiting for the company I temp for to hire me.

Stankfoot
03-30-2008, 05:38 PM
I'm fat, farty, and in my 40s.

stop trying to turn us on! plus nice use of alliteration ....

Ritalin
03-30-2008, 05:49 PM
I'm fat, farty, and in my 40s.

You're a country song.

EffMeBoobs
03-30-2008, 05:57 PM
Sucks getting old doesn't it Greggie?

Reynolds
03-30-2008, 06:08 PM
Since I was 15 I would get heartburn at least twice a day, from pretty much anything I ate. Started taking calcium supplements daily 3 years ago, and get heartburn about once a month now.

A.J.
03-31-2008, 04:08 AM
Lately I've been so gassy and I can't even describe the heartburn.

I'm fat, farty, and in my 40s.

Girls don't fart!

grlNIN
03-31-2008, 05:35 AM
I feel like I get heartburn when im in the process of becoming agitated, stressed and severely annoyed.

Like right now because my boss is going to hold a meeting with loud, fat nurses 15 feet away from me instead of in the meeting room.

Mike Teacher
03-31-2008, 03:36 PM
Problems From Heartburn on the Rise

WASHINGTON (March 31) - Chronic heartburn is a daily acid bath for the esophagus, and complications from it are on the rise.

New government figures show a worrisome increase in esophagus disorders from severe acid reflux. The worst one, esophageal cancer, is continuing its march as the nation's fastest-growing malignancy.

LINKY (http://news.aol.com/health/story/_a/problems-from-heartburn-on-the-rise/20080331164409990001)

FUNKMAN
03-31-2008, 03:38 PM
Problems From Heartburn on the Rise

WASHINGTON (March 31) - Chronic heartburn is a daily acid bath for the esophagus, and complications from it are on the rise.

New government figures show a worrisome increase in esophagus disorders from severe acid reflux. The worst one, esophageal cancer, is continuing its march as the nation's fastest-growing malignancy.

LINKY (http://news.aol.com/health/story/_a/problems-from-heartburn-on-the-rise/20080331164409990001)

all that acid makes your poopy stink more too...