Why Can't I Find Any Porn On The Internet?

[Gvac]

Has it been banned?

Have the religious zealots won?

Will we ever be able to see nude women in provocative poses and/or engaged in real or simulated sexual acts again?

Once again, thank you.

[mikeyboy]

My dear boy, you aren't looking hard enough. The internet is held together by porn.

[Furtherman]

Having Rice Krispies for dinner every night is making him crazy. We need to start a feed Gvac drive.

[Gvac]

Can't anyone here take a hint?

[Hottub]

There really isn't any.

This sucks. (http://block.opendns.com/?url=88888815857485847166837815688078&ablock)

[EliSnow]

I shudder to think what we'd have on this board, if we allowed porn here.

[mikeyboy]

I shudder to think what we'd have on this board, if we allowed porn here.

http://www.shaggingsheep.biz/bilder/sexy-sau_red2.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://www.shaggingsheep.biz/bilder/sexy-sau_red2.jpg

You put a wedding dress on that and Eli might explode.

[Team_Ramrod]

psst... gvac... no, over here.... i got the shit you're looking for.

meet me out back in an hour, i'll hook you up.

don't tell no one; you hear me? no one!

[sr71blackbird]

AHEM ..... NSFW (http://www.redtube.com/)

[Gvac]

I don't think that chick is really a teen babysitter.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe a nsfw on that blackbird

[EliSnow]

You put a wedding dress on that and Eli might explode.

My question to you is how you remembered that one of my fetishes was bridal porn.

[SatCam]

AHEM ..... NSFW (http://www.redtube.com/)

wow dude you're a pervert. I mean cmon who really looks at that stuff? right guys?

[Fallon]

Can't anyone here take a hint?

NSFW (http://www.yourdailygirls.com/)

[A.J.]

My dear boy, you aren't looking hard enough.

Exactly -- that's why he needs the porn.

[Hottub]

My question to you is how you remembered that one of my fetishes was bridal porn.



Because one day I started a listening thread with a bridal pic, and you had a boner all afternoon.

[EliSnow]

Because one day I started a listening thread with a bridal pic, and you had a boner all afternoon.

You remembered too?


Stalker!!!

[Furtherman]

My question to you is how you remembered that one of my fetishes was bridal porn.



Because one day I started a listening thread with a bridal pic, and you had a boner all afternoon.

Yea, you've mentioned it a couple times. Or was it marrying a sheep?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

since the interweb came out, regular porn scenes wont due it for me


its gotta be homemade, with college girls and poor girls, who are sluts, but on the DL

not the implanted whores that are mostly ugly or not my type

I love seeing a 7 or 8 and/or a regular chick in porno style scenes

[topless_mike]

maybe a nsfw on that blackbird

havent you learned yet?
you must do a rollover first to see what the link is.

cant trust the crazies around here.

[IamFogHat]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-TA57L0kuc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-TA57L0kuc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[Justice4all]

Always fun, always there...and always NSFW. Enjoy Messaih Gvac (http://www.youporn.com)

[Jughead]

My dear boy, you aren't looking hard enough. The internet is held together by porn.

ewww

[EddieMoscone]

One of the first free Joints I ever heard of...The Hun's Yellow Pages (http://thehun.net).

[TheMojoPin]

since the interweb came out, regular porn scenes wont due it for me

Hmmmmmm, I wonder what that's code for...

I'm taking bets as to when we'll see Hippo doing the Gary Glitter perp walk!

[Tenbatsuzen]

My question to you is how you remembered that one of my fetishes was bridal porn.



Did you ever see the one with Eve Lawrence in a threeway with a bridesmaid? Horrific 80's style wedding dress, but it's right up your alley.

[Tenbatsuzen]

And Empornium? Cheggit? Pirate's Bay? Jeez.

[topless_mike]

Did you ever see the one with Eve Lawrence in a threeway with a bridesmaid? Horrific 80's style wedding dress, but it's right up your alley.


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/smileys/threadxk3.gif

[Thebazile78]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-TA57L0kuc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-TA57L0kuc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

That's exactly what I thought when I read the thread title.

(I love that show. Need to get a new copy of the soundtrack, though.)

[keithy_19]

www.xnxx.com NSFW

Full length scenes. Go to the Free Porn Movie link. Good stuff. Ya know, if you're a perv. :smoke:

[Enabler]

Did you ever see the one with Eve Lawrence in a threeway with a bridesmaid?



Yes. Yes I did. Try to find that one Gvac.

[cougarjake13]

Why Can't I Find Any Porn On The Internet?


hippo stole it all and its on his computer

[Gvac]

Is that really her stepfather? If so, that's not right.

[jonyrotn]

No internet porn? I'm pretty sure that's the seventh sign...I'm going to church to get good with god...
Oh wait..What's this? Nuns in a girl, girl, alterboy...Never mind the church thing, God will find me if he needs me..

[scottinnj]

Gvac, you can't find any because I found it first and took it all for myself. I'll let you have some, for a fee........

[ralphbxny]

This thread is a community service!!

[Melissa the Accountant]

I know this is more of a guy-oriented thread, but here's a female perspective. My boyfriend and I used to subscribe to Wifey's World (http://www.wifeysworld.com), which I liked because they have humorous dialogue and storylines to their videos. We eventually unsubscribed because Wifey and her husband are really, really into face shots and that just doesn't do a lot for me. It's not that I hate it, but I was getting seriously bored with seeing it in every video. I understand why other people like it, I mean, it's not really all that visually interesting for people to just have boring vaginal sex until they both come and then everything is over.

I'm actually rather inexperienced with the world of porn, and it's tough to find stuff I like. Most of it seems kind of stupid - and I know how unrealistic and demanding it sounds, that I would want both a turn-on and actual entertainment from my smut! I feel kind of silly watching a lot of it, so it's hard for me to relax and enjoy myself - I either want to laugh nervously or it's just stupid and I can't get turned on because I can't take it even remotely seriously. So if you're a girl who has had a similar experience, I would say that Wifey's World is worth at least a shot. You may get as tired of the money shots as I was, but we had some fun with it. And the videos are genuinely funny and well put together. It is very playful in nature.

[led37zep]

I know this is more of a guy-oriented thread, but here's a female perspective. My boyfriend and I used to subscribe to Wifey's World (http://www.wifeysworld.com), which I liked because they have humorous dialogue and storylines to their videos. We eventually unsubscribed because Wifey and her husband are really, really into face shots and that just doesn't do a lot for me. It's not that I hate it, but I was getting seriously bored with seeing it in every video. I understand why other people like it, I mean, it's not really all that visually interesting for people to just have boring vaginal sex until they both come and then everything is over.

I'm actually rather inexperienced with the world of porn, and it's tough to find stuff I like. Most of it seems kind of stupid - and I know how unrealistic and demanding it sounds, that I would want both a turn-on and actual entertainment from my smut! I feel kind of silly watching a lot of it, so it's hard for me to relax and enjoy myself - I either want to laugh nervously or it's just stupid and I can't get turned on because I can't take it even remotely seriously. So if you're a girl who has had a similar experience, I would say that Wifey's World is worth at least a shot. You may get as tired of the money shots as I was, but we had some fun with it. And the videos are genuinely funny and well put together. It is very playful in nature.

We need to do a point/counter point with you and Bronx Johnny

[Gvac]

No new and exciting sites?

[disneyspy]

No new and exciting sites?

this one aint just for faggots anymore- www.fullblownaids.com

[Gvac]

With his own stepdaughter???

That's sick!

[midwestjeff]

Is that really her stepfather? If so, that's not right.

With his own stepdaughter???

That's sick!

Someone has a fetish.

Sinner.

[~Katja~]

this one aint just for faggots anymore- www.fullblownaids.com

he said exciting... there are 3 lesbian videos on there... how exciting can that be?

[GreatAmericanZero]

www.xhamster.com is all you need

[STC-Dub]

I seem to remember some site that plugged on Ron & Fez in live reads: www.carbonite.com. Yeah, that is the one, so much porn it will take you 14 years to look at it all!

[Gvac]

I don't think that dude is a licensed masseuse.

[Fallon]

I don't think that dude is a licensed masseuse.

You're gonna love fuckedhard18.org

[RoseBlood]

You're gonna love fuckedhard18.org

You scare me. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif

[Marc with a c]

cakefarts.com will solve all your problems.

(most likely unsafe for work. depending on where you work).

[Fallon]

You scare me. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif
:(

[nixonfingers]

I think porn.com collected it all and is now charging for it.

[weekapaugjz]

you're welcome. (http://gwmcr.net/) obviously NSFW

you'll need something to extract .rar files

[opie's twisted balls]

also nsfw (www.xhamster.com)

I just worked off a batch to some fine content from there :)