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I woke up late this morning and ran out of the house without showering.
I feel so dirty.
Please love me.
Mike Teacher
04-01-2008, 05:07 PM
we need a 'Gvac has a thought' forum
Team_Ramrod
04-01-2008, 05:07 PM
I love you!
I bet you smell all Manly! Don't you?!!
*Sniff* *Sniff*
Damn you smell awful.
IamPixie
04-01-2008, 05:13 PM
*Sniff* *Sniff*
Damn you smell awful.
That's New Jersey.
Bossanova
04-01-2008, 05:19 PM
Call me after 3 days of no showering
Marc with a c
04-01-2008, 05:21 PM
I feel so dirty.
how dirty greggy?
how dirty greggy?
My heiney is itchy.
furie
04-01-2008, 05:29 PM
i didn't shower after going to the gym. 9 games of racquetball and then i just jumped in the car and headed home in my pool of my own stank.
Stankfoot
04-01-2008, 05:32 PM
My heiney is itchy.
Did you crap in your pants again?
Did you crap in your pants again?
I'm afraid to look.
I'd hate to ruin a 12 year streak.
topless_mike
04-01-2008, 05:42 PM
i can imagine the fromunda cheese hanging out under your bag.
you could always take a *mikeyboy* shower with cologne.
IamFogHat
04-01-2008, 06:15 PM
How did your thread making fun of another thread get more responses than the original thread?
Friday
04-01-2008, 06:27 PM
Please love me.
Sorry.
Can't.
Brad_Rush
04-01-2008, 06:38 PM
i can imagine the fromunda cheese hanging out under your bag.
I just puked a little.
Death Metal Moe
04-01-2008, 06:42 PM
I'm afraid to look.
I'd hate to ruin a 12 year streak.
You left a streak back there for 12 years? Now THAT'S dedication.
But I'll bet you had time to get coffee....DIDN'T YOU.
Tall_James
04-02-2008, 04:27 AM
Sounds like someone needs a prisoner shower.
Jujubees2
04-02-2008, 05:11 AM
I can't function without a shower in the morning.
When my in-laws come to visit they sometimes go 3-4 days without a shower. Don't know how they do it.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-02-2008, 05:18 AM
a shower is the only thing that can wake me up in the morning, I'm a zombie, if I take a shower the night before
GvacMobile
04-02-2008, 05:24 AM
When my in-laws come to visit they sometimes go 3-4 days without a shower.
I hope the apple fell as far from the tree as possible.
Jujubees2
04-02-2008, 06:18 AM
I hope the apple fell as far from the tree as possible.
Oh yeah, if the Mrs. goes more than a day without a shower, I drag her into the backyard and hose her down.
GvacMobile
04-02-2008, 06:28 AM
Oh yeah, if the Mrs. goes more than a day without a shower, I drag her into the backyard and hose her down.
Nice!
Pics?
Jujubees2
04-02-2008, 06:40 AM
Nice!
Pics?
Here's one when I washed her and the car at the same time.
http://www.2sportscars.com/women/n6.jpg
Jughead
04-02-2008, 06:50 AM
Nice...I went to another message board for the first time a minute ago. To vote on babays due date.....It was so strange...Now i feel dirty..
EddieMoscone
04-02-2008, 07:15 AM
I'd call in sick before coming into work without a shower.
Leticia
04-03-2008, 12:42 AM
I had given Coskstrong head after he has wrestled and not taken a shower afterwards.
Me loves him.
And is it weird that I think unwashed balls smell like salt and vinegar chips?
topless_mike
04-03-2008, 04:51 AM
I had given Coskstrong head after he has wrestled and not taken a shower afterwards.
Me loves him.
And is it weird that I think unwashed balls smell like salt and vinegar chips?
hawt !
Hottub
04-03-2008, 04:57 AM
I've never blown cockstrong unless he was showered and shaved.
topless_mike
04-03-2008, 04:58 AM
I've never blown cockstrong unless he was showered and shaved.
ummm, i have to go to a dark corner now.
i'll be back in about 3 min.
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