View Full Version : Dave v Earl Basketball Game
underdog
04-02-2008, 09:25 AM
I just wanted to get started on this thread early, because its going to be great. Ron told them last week to do it Thursday of this week, so I'm sure Earl and Dave found a court to do it on and set it up to broadcast it live.
If there's one thing Earl is great at, its following through with stuff he says he'll do on the air.
Also, even though there is zero chance of this game actually happening, if it ever did, my money is on Dave. Earl is probably awful at basketball.
Fallon
04-02-2008, 09:27 AM
Dave's hair is now aerodynamic. He's gonna get some jump!
Knowledged_one
04-02-2008, 09:27 AM
Like this man says
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-2003/snipes-blade.jpeg
Always bet on black
drusilla
04-02-2008, 09:28 AM
they should do it where i work. we have a small arena & we could get a nice crowd.
Fallon
04-02-2008, 09:28 AM
Like this man says
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-2003/snipes-blade.jpeg
Always bet on black
I thought he said "White people crazy, they pay taxes!".
underdog
04-02-2008, 09:28 AM
Always bet on black
Yeah, but its Earl. He's probably so uncoordinated and cannot shoot at all. He probably does that two handed chest shot that little girls do.
topless_mike
04-02-2008, 09:36 AM
screaming for a photoshop...
http://markus.brenner.de/ea/jpg/jvbird.jpg
Marc with a c
04-02-2008, 09:36 AM
this will be exactly like the game in american history x
King Hippos Bandaid
04-02-2008, 10:02 AM
Dave will pwn Earl
Earl looks like he doesn't have an ounce of sports talent
Baby DEW Year
04-02-2008, 10:57 AM
Dave will pwn Earl
Earl looks like he doesn't have an ounce of talent
Fixed it! :thumbup:
Mike Teacher
04-02-2008, 11:29 AM
this will be exactly like the game in american history x
Great game. I wonder how wide Earl can get his mouth on the curb before Dave stomps him.
boobieman
04-02-2008, 11:33 AM
Why not play the game in fantasy land where gum drop girls will be the refs....This game will not happen....I wish I could never pay off my bets...then I can go to AC and say no keepcees.
SEE UAYAAAAAAAAAA
mosquito
04-02-2008, 12:18 PM
I picture Dave with no coordination what so ever, he'll probably be drunk for this game.
Knowledged_one
04-02-2008, 12:23 PM
You all are killing Earl about talent are stating it because of how bad he is on the show, but Dave looks to not be so dainty on his feet. I mean i am betting Dave is waaaaaaaaaaaay out of shape and might keel over before 15 minutes were up
I dont think Earl will win so much as Dave might collapse before the game is over
Tallman388
04-02-2008, 12:34 PM
I would go with Earl on this one, Dave's last claim to athletic fame was his middle school baseball team with stat boy as manager. He gave that up for the CBA poetry magazine once he got to high school. Plus Dave smokes.
topless_mike
04-02-2008, 12:38 PM
i find earl to be like david banner.
once he gets pushed to the edge....
King Hippos Bandaid
04-02-2008, 12:49 PM
You all are killing Earl about talent are stating it because of how bad he is on the show, but Dave looks to not be so dainty on his feet. I mean i am betting Dave is waaaaaaaaaaaay out of shape and might keel over before 15 minutes were up
I dont think Earl will win so much as Dave might collapse before the game is over
I have met the man (Earl) on several occasions, he is flat footed and would suck at any sport
Dave has crazy hyper energy, so i can see your Tortoise Hare Comparaion
but if I can run full court for 2 hours, Dave is in better shape than me
weekapaugjz
04-02-2008, 12:50 PM
i find earl to be like david banner.
once he gets pushed to the edge....
exactly. i see this ending with earl choking out dave under the hoop after dave starts taunting earl about his dead grandmother.
drjoek
04-02-2008, 12:59 PM
I have met the man (Earl) on several occasions, he is flat footed and would suck at any sport
Dave has crazy hyper energy, so i can see your Tortoise Hare Comparaion
but if I can run full court for 2 hours, Dave is in better shape than me
Have you seen pictures of him lately hes been eating like a storm trooper to win that silly bet hes now 30 lbs over weight he smokes and drinks. All Earl will have to do is keep moving and Dave will pass out Earl went threee rounds today Dave was one punch McGhee
King Hippos Bandaid
04-02-2008, 01:00 PM
Have you seen pictures of him lately hes been eating like a storm trooper to win that silly bet hes now 30 lbs over weight he smokes and drinks. All Earl will have to do is keep moving and Dave will pass out Earl went threee rounds today Dave was one punch McGhee
saw Dave and drank with him all night on Saturday
he is gr8 shape (not skinny, but not Fat like Me), was hyped up all night
He will CRUSH Earl
ONYONN
04-02-2008, 01:21 PM
Earl will be late for the game. I heard it take him 3 weeks to put on socks.
underdog
04-02-2008, 01:35 PM
Earl sucks at sports. Everyone keeps forgetting this.
It will be like an overweight uncle playing a little girly girl at basketball. No matter how fat the uncle is, he's still going to destroy the girl because she cannot play basketball.
cartshlepper
04-02-2008, 01:36 PM
tragic really,
Pour Earl is going to lose the game, he said it himself he hasn't played in forever. There is nothing more shameful than a black guy losing a basket ball game to a white guy, never mind a red haired clown like Dave, Earl is giving up his last ounce of blackness.:surrender:
MikeB
04-04-2008, 01:50 AM
what a great game that was yesterday. Best radio ever. Here is some video from it:
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DOHO@HOME
04-04-2008, 03:25 AM
what a great game that was yesterday. Best radio ever. Here is some video from it:
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LLfUtMrbbr0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LLfUtMrbbr0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Wow what a game and the video is real clear how did you get it?:wallbash:
underdog
04-24-2008, 09:16 AM
Oh, hai.
Caseyelan
04-24-2008, 09:29 AM
dave will smash earl in the face with his firey basketball skills.
Friday
04-24-2008, 09:33 AM
i fear this may end in an injury that prevents Dave from helping to carry appliances up to the apartment.... :huh:
Caseyelan
04-24-2008, 09:56 AM
i fear this may end in an injury that prevents Dave from helping to carry appliances up to the apartment.... :huh:
I bet he did this on purpose.
pittphantoms
04-25-2008, 07:18 AM
Youtube has clips up of the game already... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
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