Design your own show opening

[realmenhatelife]

If you were picking the show opening, what would it be? I know theres been suggestions for opening songs threads, but after a search I didn't see this specifically.

Mine would be :

'Righteous dude called jesus' eulogy from Heathers
followed by
serrated edge - the dead milkmen

[ZigZagBigBag]

a soundbite from 'taxi driver'
followed by the song fun lovin' criminals, by the fun lovin' criminals.

[moochcassidy]

a soundbite from 'taxi driver'
followed by the song fun lovin' criminals, by the fun lovin' criminals.

i wanted to use fun lovin criminals..didnt know they were big over here

[dino_electropolis]

i wanted to use fun lovin criminals..didnt know they were big over here

I remember hearin about Fun Lovin Criminals....was not too familiar with their music, and for some reason, once i read the name, i thought of a cartoon bunny....is there some relation, or am i nuts?


My opening:

Scene from Lebowski, The Dude and Walter en route to the Drop Off, phone rings, etc......"Fuckin Amateurs"

Followed by: "Opiate"- TOOL

[moochcassidy]

a soundbite from 'taxi driver'
followed by the song fun lovin' criminals, by the fun lovin' criminals.

had a quick go at that one. will try and slip it in somewhere

Taxi Lovin Criminals (http://media.putfile.com/taxi-lovin-criminals)


anyone else got requests put em here. just try and make the clip link up with the song.

[schabadoo]

had a quick go at that one. will try and slip it in somewhere

Taxi Lovin Criminals (http://media.putfile.com/taxi-lovin-criminals)


I like the Fun Lovin Criminals, but I wonder if using Red Angel Dragnet off of Combat Rock would work better. The Travis tie-in is nice, and it already has the '...here is a man that would not take it anymore...' part in it, if you wanted to drop the second DeNiro clip.


anyone else got requests put em here. just try and make the clip link up with the song.

That is very cool.

[JustJon]

i wanted to use fun lovin criminals..didnt know they were big over here

They were never huge over here, but they got quite a lot of airplay with Scooby Snacks.

[realmenhatelife]

clip: Kurt Russel punking out Billy Bob Thorton at the beginning of Tombstone ending with the line 'are you gonna do something or are you just gonna stand there and bleed'

song: lightsabre cocksucking blues by mclusky



clip: something with al swearengen ranting about the pinkerton's from the series 'deadwood'

song: divide and conquer by husker du


clip: from Barton Fink 'I'm not only Mr Mahue's secretary. Bill and I are ..... In love'

song: Glendora- Rilo Kiley

[schabadoo]

Quick and dirty, Fight Club 'middle children of history' quote into Blank Generation. Tried to think of what Ron would like...Chuck's been on the show, and Richard Hell is right in that Patti Smith/Iggy genre.

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/blank_fight.mp3">Fight_Blank</a>

[moochcassidy]

clip: Kurt Russel punking out Billy Bob Thorton at the beginning of Tombstone ending with the line 'are you gonna do something or are you just gonna stand there and bleed'

song: lightsabre cocksucking blues by mclusky



clip: something with al swearengen ranting about the pinkerton's from the series 'deadwood'

song: divide and conquer by husker du


clip: from Barton Fink 'I'm not only Mr Mahue's secretary. Bill and I are ..... In love'

song: Glendora- Rilo Kiley


good shit but we used husker du a few weeks ago.

how about Deadwood Cocksucker Blues (http://media.putfile.com/deadwood-cocksucker)

[Dougie Brootal]

good shit but we used husker du a few weeks ago.

how about Deadwood Cocksucker Blues (http://media.putfile.com/deadwood-cocksucker)

hey, arent you supposed to be doing this every day anyways?

get back to work!!!:tongue:

[jetdog]

Bottle Rocket - Bob Maplethorpe potential getaway driver, go!........
...........
That's good, cause it hits me right here.

Damage - John Spencer Blues Explosion

[jimmyolsenblues]

i would do a throw back.

Pulp fiction clip and insane clown posse.

[moochcassidy]

Quick and dirty, Fight Club 'middle children of history' quote into Blank Generation. Tried to think of what Ron would like...Chuck's been on the show, and Richard Hell is right in that Patti Smith/Iggy genre.

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/blank_fight.mp3">Fight_Blank</a>

cool as flip. cleaned up the clip.

Fight Blank (http://media.putfile.com/fight-club-generation)

[realmenhatelife]

good shit but we used husker du a few weeks ago.

how about Deadwood Cocksucker Blues (http://media.putfile.com/deadwood-cocksucker)


noone is better than mooch.

I may have a child just to name him Deadwood Cocksucker Blues

[schabadoo]

Thanks Mooch.

I'm going to bore you with a couple more:

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/freedom_brother.mp3">For the Pennsylvania primary</a>

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/change.mp3">If Clinton somehow wins</a>

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/longTime.mp3">Earl and Fez's big day</a>

[Freakshow]

I got an assist on an opening a couple of months back with a Gattaca clip (you rock Mooch!).

It would be pretty cool to get "so you're telling me there's a chance" from Dumb and Dumber followed by Cursed Female by Porno for Pyros. They might have used the D+D clip before, though.

Fun Lovin' Criminals were big with College radio (maybe just cause I was in college at the time).

[moochcassidy]

Thanks Mooch.

I'm going to bore you with a couple more:

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/freedom_brother.mp3">For the Pennsylvania primary</a>

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/change.mp3">If Clinton somehow wins</a>

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/longTime.mp3">Earl and Fez's big day</a>


dude those are really good. 'long time cumming' is perfect.

how are you pulling the clips? if youre ripping from youtube check out keepvid.com (http://keepvid.com/) and FLV Extract (http://www.moitah.net/)

better site for finding streamed video OVguide (http://www.ovguide.com/)

[schabadoo]

dude those are really good. 'long time cumming' is perfect.

how are you pulling the clips? if youre ripping from youtube check out keepvid.com (http://keepvid.com/) and FLV Extract (http://www.moitah.net/)

better site for finding streamed video OVguide (http://www.ovguide.com/)

Thanks Mooch. I love your openings btw, they really add a lot to the show.

I saw the thread and thought I'd try some, so I grabbed some clips off reelwavs.com and used them.

[frankencurt]

From 'shadow of a doubt'
[to the telegraph operator]
Young Charlie: Mrs. Henderson, do you believe in telepathy?
Mrs. Henderson: Well, I ought to. That's my business.
Young Charlie: Oh, not telegraphy. Mental telepathy. Like, well, suppose you have a thought, and suppose the thought's about someone you're in tune with, and then across thousands of miles, that person knows what you're thinking about and answers you, and it's all mental.
Mrs. Henderson: I don't know what you're talking about. I only send telegrams the normal way.
Into:
'telepathic love' - the wipers

[weekapaugjz]

opening dialogue of alex in clockwork orange at the korova milk bar.

white stripes - hello operator

[realmenhatelife]

http://media.putfile.com/deadheathers

Ok, heres a fun new hobby. From my OP, heathers and the dead milkmen.

[TeeBone]

I'd like to hear the scene from, O Brother Where Art Thou? when the boys are in the car with George Nelson, money flying about and Delmar telling Babyface, 'Friend, some of your spendin money has come un-stowed.'

Follow that up by, 'Dollar Got The Blues,' from Clarence GATEMOUTH Brown's, Gate's On the Heat album.

Here's a live clip of GATE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85V5aDEeSk

[Jughead]

How many ass holes do we have on this ship..Space balls...Hot days Cool nights the Bodacious Band...:wink:

[realmenhatelife]

http://media.putfile.com/bprez

to help earl celebrate 4/22

[Texasfan]

For the hayseeds,

I'd go urban cowboy clip where bud and sissy are talking in the parking lot near the end of the movie and the dialog ends with Travolta saying "I'll kill that son of a bitch".

follow into Johnny Lee " looking for love"

I remember a while back Ronnie B. saying he dug the classic country music and that scene and song popped into my head instantly.

[samechick]

Cowardly Lion Speech (http://www.americanrhetoric.com/mp3clips/newmoviespeeches/moviespeechthewizardofozlioncourage.mp3) and The Time to Live is Now by Buzzy Linhart.

[Photoshop Mike]

Sound bite from the Diner scene of R E S E R V O I R D O G S

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--

MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.

JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby...who the fuck is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I don't even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
I've at least heard of "True
Blue."

MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world's biggest
Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Don't
Preach" phase, I don't know, I
tuned out.

MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, I'm
making a point here. You're gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.


Followed by the tune:

Stuck In The Middle With You by Stealers Wheel

I love that flick :thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

http://media.putfile.com/fargo-lake-marie-37

My attempt. Maybe a little long though.

[schabadoo]

I remember a while back Ronnie B. saying he dug the classic country music and that scene and song popped into my head instantly.

Does this count as classic country?

<a href="http://kudlac.com/media/jerk.mp3">Jerk</a>

[moochcassidy]

Cowardly Lion Speech (http://www.americanrhetoric.com/mp3clips/newmoviespeeches/moviespeechthewizardofozlioncourage.mp3) and The Time to Live is Now by Buzzy Linhart.

wow. thats pretty cool. thanks pal

[marcpsych]

News clip about recent economic woes into "Blind Man in the Dark" by Gov't Mule.

[mikeyboy]

Bump.

As discussed on the show. Use this thread for your opener ideas, and they might use them.

[ADF]

How about the opening soliloquy from Richard III.. you've got your pick from Olivier, McKellan, or Pacino.. let that bleed into "Junior Kickstart" by The Go! Team.

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[ChrisMaynard]

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sorry couldn't find one with better quality

[SyndicateParish]

MOOCH, this one is for you!

This intro's theme.

A goodbye opening from Mooch to Earl.. "Just do your job.." "and I'll never see the likes of you again"..

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'Sexy Beast' Don Logan
Start :00 End: 1:38

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"Flogging Molly - The Likes Of You Again"
-Floggin Molly

Cheers,
MobCounty aka Syndicate Parish

[foodcourtdruide]

I have a few:

Swimming with Sharks:
Buddy: What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you go get me a packet of Sweet-N-Low. You bring me back Equal. That isn't what I asked for. That isn't what I wanted. That isn't what I needed and that shit isn't going to work around here.
Guy: I, I just thought...
Buddy: You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want.

Into Paranoid Android by Radiohead

Swimming with Sharks:
Buddy: This is the only way you can hope to survive. Because life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love . . . does not conquer all. So let's do this thing

Into San Diego Serenade by Tom Waits

[ChrisBrown]

How about this bit from Withnail and I played with the Stooges Down on the Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c

[ANC]

I made this up for For "Pope in NYC" Day (http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/BronxTale-CakeDrop.mp3).

Bronx Tale Confession/ Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven, Goats Go To Hell

[DougInDC]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Followed by: Maceo & the Macks Cross the S

[ANC]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Followed by: Maceo & the Macks Cross the S

Give me a few minutes, I'll put it together for ya.

[thelyonhart]

I made this up with a clip from 187 and the song "Om Nia Merican" by Saul Williams

Click Here to Download (http://www.waytoohip.com/RFINTRO.mp3)

[ANC]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Followed by: Maceo & the Macks Cross the S

Here ya go buddy (http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/Vinnie_Jones_Snatch_Drop.mp3)

[ANC]

I made this up with a clip from 187 and the song "Om Nia Merican" by Saul Williams

Click Here to Download (http://www.waytoohip.com/RFINTRO.mp3)

:clap: Awesome! Could be a great intro for a Mike the Teacher podcast.

[RhinoinMN]

http://media.putfile.com/way-homer-blind-faith

[Chapper]

There's a great scene in "Things to do in Denver When you're dead" where Treat Williams is talking to Andy Garcia about eating shit--Very appropriate given Fucktwat's recent hobby. easily found on you tube. Should blend it to Booker T and MG's "Green Onions" --Your welcome

[thelyonhart]

Here is another, I wish I had better copies of the source material on this one tho.

It's in tribute to Ron's Recent frustration with the performance of his team. It's a clip from Blue Chips and then Sunless Saturday by fishbone

Click here to download (http://www.waytoohip.com/RFINTRO2.mp3)

[BigReggie]

Anything from Bad Lieutenant! Harvey Keitel at his best

[thelyonhart]

Anything from Bad Lieutenant! Harvey Keitel at his best

Here is Harvey, doing doing some bidness, then into a little jada, luda, and nas

Click here to Download (http://www.waytoohip.com/RFINTRO3.mp3)

[djjd]

the audio from It's A Wonderful Life, where george first meets the gaurdian angel, segueing into either Heaven by the Talking Heads or Rock And Roll suicide by David Bowie


Bridge Guard:
How did you happen to fall in?

Angel:
I didn't fall in.
I jumped in to save George.

George:
You what?
To...to save me?

Angel:
Well, I did, didn't I?
You didn't go through with it, did you?

George:
Go through with what?

Angel:
Suicide.

Bridge Guard:
Well, it's against the law
to commit suicide around here.

Angel:
Yeah, it's against the law
where I come from, too.

Bridge Guard:
Where do you come from?

Angel:
Heaven.

[Peculier]

I know this is too long to use, but maybe some portion of it. I just fuckin love this scene...

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[mikeyboy]

How about the "John Wayne was a fag" speech from Repo Man:

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...leading into Adult Books by X

[Mr. Man]

How about a "420" opening.....
The sensimilla part of the opening from WarGames, followed by Pato Banton "Don't sniff coke (I only smoke sensimilla).


Not a big smoker myself, but I loved the "whatcha smoking" show last year (to bad it's on a sunday this year). Maybe a replay on friday?


here is a link http://cellarfungus.com/external/4-20-opener.mp3

[AKA]

BULLETS OVER BROADWAY

Dianne Wiest & John Cusack

Helen Sinclair: No, no, don't speak. Don't speak. Please don't speak. Please don't speak. No. No. No. Go. Go, gentle Scorpio, go. Your Pisces wishes you every happy return.

David Shayne: Just one...

Helen Sinclair: Don't speak.

The Clash: "Safe European Home"

FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!

Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!

April March - "Chick Habit" (Grindhouse: Death Proof Soundtrack)

MALTESE FALCON

Kasper Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man?

Sam Spade: Nah, I like to talk.

Kasper Gutman: Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

The Replacements - "Alex Chilton"

[novascotia]

In honor of the Kids in the Hall unmasked this week how about some Canadian Content

The Dave's a mess scene from Slapshot
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3r2-XSkSpQ

Into "Trickle Down" by the Tragically Hip

[DWallz]

Snatch Suffragette Opening (http://media.putfile.com/Ron-and-Fez-Opening-Snatch)
I took a scene in Snatch between Dennis Farina's character and Doug the head into Suffragette city by David Bowie. I hope mp3 is okay.
P.S. Earl sucks

[djjd]

Death Wish II (1982)
Dialogue

Paul Kersey: Do you believe in Jesus?
Stomper: Yes I do.
Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him.

The Flaming Lips - Thank You Jack White (For the Fiber-Optic Jesus That You Gave Me)

Spoken- Let me tell ya a story about a very special gift I received from a, from a man that I didn’t know very well. But he brightened up the night and made it one of the great shining moments of our long tour.

Goes like this-

Backstage in Detroit
And the room is full of smoke and apprehension
We'd been playing shows
As the warm-up and the band for Beck Hansen
In walks Jack, says - "How'd ya do?" (Oh yeah)
Then he handed me this wonderful statue.

And I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me."
It shined so bright
That I couldn't help believin' it would save me.
When I finally got it home
My whole neighborhood was aglow
And I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me."

(Here comes the pick)
(Oh Yeah)

Jack and Meg are funny
They got a modern backwards-liberal family code
Brother and sister
Playing rock 'n' roll and doing it on the road
I bet that van begin to stink
But then I wonder - oh - what Christ would think.

I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me."
It shined so bright
That I couldn't help believin' it would save me.
And when I finally got it home
My whole neighborhood was aglow
And I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me."
(Nice one)

[llc]

How about a scene from The Conversation and The song Respoken by the Lovin Spoonful. Odd, but I just played the back to back and they work well together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2sNtH39bU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gWdO9110k

[MoreGooder]

Hi folks, long-time lurker, first-time poster. I figured I'd throw this into the mix...a little something I put together as a possible intro.

I'm not sure where the vocals or the music came from originally. I got it from a musician friend many years ago. Hope you like it, even if it won't be used! :)

Take care. Oh, before I forget: Ron and Fez noon to three!

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[FUCKTWATtheCLOWN]

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, the bathroom scene between Chazz Palminteri and Shia Lebeouf after his friend dies, followed by Trouble by Cat Stevens

[Sevenyears]

How about the judge Roy bean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwH24vugkw

This is a trailer, but all the good quotes are in it. Who is hotter then young victoris principle. I suggest, no one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEF4-BktKw&NR=1

I 'm sorry I called you whores.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbXMJEfXpE&feature=related

Fuck the Demonio :thumbdown:

[mikeyboy]

From Donnie Darko:

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...

Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

Into "Hotel Chelsea Nights" by Ryan Adams

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[moochcassidy]

Hi folks, long-time lurker, first-time poster. I figured I'd throw this into the mix...a little something I put together as a possible intro.

I'm not sure where the vocals or the music came from originally. I got it from a musician friend many years ago. Hope you like it, even if it won't be used! :)

Take care. Oh, before I forget: Ron and Fez noon to three!

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thats top top quality boss.

anybody know who this is?

this should open the show everyday.

[epo]

Opening chatter from Sideways:

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Followed by "Red Red Wine" by the Replacements.

[MoreGooder]

thats top top quality boss.

anybody know who this is?

this should open the show everyday.

Mooch, I love ya mate. You got me searching Google. It comes from the artist Rasputin Stash:

http://www.amazon.com/Devil-Made-Me-Do/dp/B00004SPPY

[Boomer]

How about something to honor Earl's total failure at his tasks (which is secret code for HIS JOB)

Clip: Dean Wormer from Animal House

Dean Vernon Wormer:
Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?

Flounder:
Hello!

Dean Vernon Wormer:
Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.

Followed by: Perfect Crime by Johnny and the Has Beens (Deadpool CD)

[Hottub]

Mewch, I put this up in the listening thread, but I figure if I want a shot, best to post it here.


A drunk Michaleen Flynn arriving at Mary Kate Danaher's house to arrange the courting.



Michaleen Flynn: I have... I have come.
Mary Kate Danaher: Oh, I can see that. But from whose pub was it?
Michaleen Flynn: Pub? Pub? You've the face of an angel with the tongue of an adder. I have a good mind to go about me own business and tell Thon Shorton he's better off without ya!
Mary Kate Danaher: Wait a minute, what was that?
Michaleen Flynn: Well be ye listenin' then and not interrupting this shall go on - the matchmakin'... I have come at the request of Thon Shorton...
Mary Kate Danaher: Sean Thorton.
Michaleen Flynn: Shut up... bachelor and party of the first part, to ask if you, uh - strictly and formally, mind you - eh, Mary Kate Danaher, spinster, and party of the second part.
Mary Kate Danaher: Well. Go on. You were sayin'?
Michaleen Flynn: Actually... me mouth is like a dry crust and the sun is that hot on me pate.
Mary Kate Danaher: Will you be steppin' into the parlor? The house may belong to my brother, but what's in the parlor belongs to me.
Michaleen Flynn: I will then... and I hope there's a bottle there, whoever it belongs to...

Leading into...:drunk:
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[realmenhatelife]

I was screwing around tonight and put together the best scene from Big Trouble in Little China and my favorite Radio Birdman song 'Descent into the Maelstrom'

http://media.putfile.com/6demonfinal

This is the first time I tried to overlap the two, getting used to that.

[StizerUK]

This is just a quick one I put together while I was sitting in my office. I think I need to think on this topic overnight. :smile:

Breakfast Club + Almamater by Alice Cooper = Breakfast Almamater (http://www.thecoldestwinter.com/Almamater.mp3)

[silas]

How about a sweeping-stinger-insider-loop-drop of RB;

'"This is not the show that XM paid for"

[Fentry]

I've always wanted to hear an opening based on The Wire. This (http://www.loleclopedia.com/uploads/soundfiles/19-The_Wire-Omar_Comin.mp3) into This (http://www.loleclopedia.com/uploads/soundfiles/13-Jesse_Winchester-Step_by_Step.mp3) would be really cool.

[joecanada]

What about the scene in Slapshot were Reggie Dunlop trying to get the opposing goalie off his game starts yelling how his wife is dyke pretty classic. Any clip out of slapshot would do really

[ASyouthIA]

First Post here, this is what I came up with a show intro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW9YutYlUHo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Jko0Pw_LU

[Northside Dan]

the scene in commando where arnold was goading bennet to try to kill him with the knife

then life on mars by bowie

[Tallman388]

Johnny Depp's "It Ain't me Babe" scene from Blow (including the Judge at the end of it)
into
"Back on the Block" since you expressed your enjoyment of Fun Lovin' Criminals.

[sailor]

scene with angier and tesla discussing obsession. depending on the length desired, either start at 1:39 when tesla says "nothing is impossible" (or for shorter clip start at 1:56 when tesla starts "mr angier..."). either way, end at 2:30 with angier saying "...won't change my mind." for the music clip, i picked new york dolls - personality crisis, but i'm not married to it. thought it would be fun to use a bowie song there, but i couldn't find one that fit the clip/movie. plus, so many bowie songs have already been used.

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[Servo]

ANC put this one together for me. It's Agent Smith's "humans are a virus" speech, followed by "Give Me the Cure" by Fugazi.

We are the cure. (http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/Matrix_Virus_Fugazi_Cure.mp3)

(Thanks Ant.)

[denko]

i have a religious theme in mind with the pope in town that i will submit tonight.

a great scene from a trailerpark boys episode.

[yomudder21]

I created one of my own.........for the ladies.........

This is Chasing Amy mixed with some Yeah Yeah Yeahs......enjoy.


http://media.putfile.com/Chasing-Into-You

[Cleophus James]

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[yomudder21]

Here is one for the Pope's arrival tomorrow.

Here is some Dogma mixed with John Lennon's God.

http://media.putfile.com/Lokis-God

[jafter]

With Dave's phone book mention today, how about the phone book scene from the Jerk.

Music - a little NRBQ - Get Rhythm

[yomudder21]

Here is another featuring a poem and song about: Mr. Charles Bukowski (Modest Mouse)


http://media.putfile.com/Bukowski-Bukowski

[yomudder21]

Here is some Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket and some Talking Heads.

http://media.putfile.com/Talking-Animal-Mother-Head

[yomudder21]

How about some Goonies and some Social Distortion.....

It's our time.......It's our time down here..........to Reach for the Sky......

enjoy - http://media.putfile.com/The-Goonie-Distortion

[Freakshow]

Here is another featuring a poem and song about: Mr. Charles Bukowski (Modest Mouse)


http://media.putfile.com/Bukowski-Bukowski


Good Riddance does a song that takes its lyrics from a Bukowski poem, it's a really good song--

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[derrickgott007]

How about this little gem I just whipped up...

Opens with Malcom X's "Government has failed us" speech and goes right into Anti-FLag's "Die for your government"

http://media.putfile.com/RonFezshowopen

[SadMammal]

My show intro - Lewd call scene from Happiness into Mr. Bungle's The Girls of Porn:

http://media.putfile.com/Ron-and-Fez-Intro---Happiness--Mr-Bungle

direct download:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IM2P5PT2

[douche_nozzle_88]

This scene from the end of Barton Fink would work great.
Followed up by the song "Hoist That Rag" by Tom Waits from the album Real Gone.
Option B song The Pixies - Something Against You

I'm sure Ronnie B would dig it since he's a big Coen Brother fan and the Tom Waits or Pixies song fukkin' rocks!

THE DOORWAY

Charlie, walking down the hall, glances in and seems mildly surprised to see
Barton. The set of his jaw relaxes. His expression softens. He pushes his
hat farther back on his head.

CHARLIE
Barton!

He shakes is head and whistles.

. . . Brother, is it hot.

He walks into the room.

BARTON'S ROOM

As Charlie wearily enters.

CHARLIE
How you been, buddy?

He props the shotgun in a corner and sits facing Barton, who stared at him.

. . . Don't look at me like that, neighbor.
It's just me - Charlie.

BARTON
I hear it's Mundt. Madman Mundt.

Charlie reaches a flask from his pocket.

CHARLIE
Jesus, people can be cruel . . .

He takes a long sip from his flask, then gives a haunted stare.

. . . if it's not my build, it's my
personality.

Charlie is perspiring heavily. The fire rumbles in the hallway.

. . . They say I'm a madman, Barton,
but I'm not mad at anyone. Honest I'm
not. Most guys I just feel sorry for.
Yeah. It tears me up inside, to think
about what they're going through. How
trapped they are. I understand it. I
feel for 'em. So I try and help them
out . . .

He reached up to loosen his tie and pop his collar button.

. . . Jesus. Yeah. I know what it feels
like, when things get all balled up at the
head office. It puts you through hell,
Barton. So I help people out. I just wish
someone would do as much for me . . .

He stares miserably down at his feet.

. . . Jesus it's hot. Sometimes it gets so
hot, I wanna crawl right out of my skin.

Self-pity:

BARTON
But Charlie - why me? Why -

CHARLIE
Because you DON'T LISTEN!

A tacky yellow fluid is dripping from Charlie's left ear and running down
his cheek.

. . . Jesus, I'm dripping again.

He pulls some cotton from his pocket and plugs his ear.

. . . C'mon Barton, you think you know
about pain? You think I made your life
hell? Take a look around this dump.
You're just a tourist with a typewriter,
Barton. I live here. Don't you understand
that . . .

His voice is becoming choked.

. . . And you come into MY home . . . And
you complain that I'M making too . . .
much . . . noise.

He looks up at Barton.

There is a long silence.

Finally:

BARTON
. . . I'm sorry.

Wearily:

CHARLIE
Don't be.

He rises to his feet and kneels in front of Barton at the foot of the bed.

The two men regard each other.

Charlie grabs two bars of the foot board frame, still staring at Barton. His
muscles tighten, though nothing moves. His neck fans with effort. All of
his muscles tense. His face is a reddening grimace.

With a shriek of protest, the metal gives. The bar to which Barton is
handcuffed had com loose at the top and Barton slides the cuff off it, free.

Charlie gets to his feet.

CHARLIE
I'm getting off the merry-go-round.

He takes his shotgun and walks to the door.

. . . I'll be next door if you need me.

A thought stops him at the door and he turns to face Barton. Behind him the
hallway blazes.

. . . Oh, I dropped in on your folks.
And Uncle Dave?

He smiles. Barton looks at him dumbly.

. . . Good people. By the way, that package
I gave you? I lied. It isn't mine.

He leaves.

Barton rises, picks up Charlie's parcel, and his script.

[Repent13]

scene from JFK into "Bullet" by the Misfits

http://media.putfile.com/JFK---Misfits---Bullet

[foodcourtdruide]

Bill Hicks Arizona Bay bit.

The one about California falling into the ocean "only lizards like this type of weather!"

Into By the Time I Get to Arizona by Public Enemy

[denko]

trailerpark boys scene from season five when julian is talking to ray who is in jail, song in hymn 43 - jethro tull

http://www.archive.org/details/denko6677rfintro/

[Jughead]

I think Earl threw away my cd i sent to the studio.....Mooch could ya ask for me...Just wondering..The Bodacious band......:drunk:

[Hottub]

I think Earl threw away my cd i sent to the studio.....Mooch could ya ask for me...Just wondering..The Bodacious band......:drunk:

Mooch. Here's the link. (http://www.buzzard8.com/jughead.htm)
Do a brother a favor. Play track 1 for an opener (Hot Days. Cool Nights). Our man sings like an angel!
I'm thinking Raising Arizona to go with this tune.

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'd do the speech where Faye Dunaway keeps pitching show ideas to William Holden in "Network" as he's fucking her into "I'm The Slime" by Frank Zappa.

[Stedman]

http://thirdtierboard.com/audio/opener.mp3

heres a lil something i threw together tonight. other than trimming audio down or adjusting volume levels its my first time to work on splicing shit together. The lines are from Thank You For Smoking and the song is Van Morrison's Fast Train

I really would love to know what you guys think about it and ways i could improve on it or any others that i might work on

[kevdog9]

PLEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE use my opening!


Thanks

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[Gvac]

I like a consistent theme running through the movie dialogue and the song.

With that in mind, I'd love to hear the "I want my cigarettes!" scene from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" followed by Ry Cooder's "Fool For A Cigarette/Feelin' Good."

[yomudder21]

Pick Me Mooch, Pick Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ANC]

Here's another one I did:

Apocalypse Now - Dennis Hopper Monologue/Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia (http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/Apocalypse_Now_Dead_Kennedys.mp3)

[tileslinger]

Excerpts from "Yes we can" speech
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fe751kMBwms

Earls favorite bands biggest hit
Living Colour "Cult of Personality"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5SVDYBNrY

[Sean from the Suburbs]

Here's Mine

Earls Audible promo (the 2001 rip off) Into Subterranean homesick Alien by Radiohead

[Sean from the Suburbs]

From Donnie Darko:

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...

Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

Into "Hotel Chelsea Nights" by Ryan Adams

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Love this one Mikey Boy, Awesome Song.

[tileslinger]

Kid: It don't seem real how aint gonna breath again ever/ all an acount of pulling a trigger

Clint: It's a hell of a thing killing a man you take away all he's got and all he'll ever have

Kid: Yeah... Well I guess they had it comin.

Clint: We all have it comin kid.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y07NENVxMRE&feature=related

Johnny Cash: Thirteen
Bad Luck wind been blow at my back
I was born to bring trouble to where ever I'm at....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OlTBFmYf7yU

[Blackie_O]

Mooch, find a clip for this......

Combustible Edison - The Millionaire's Holiday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VMoIv0oWdc

[Stalker Patti]

How about the following musical ideas: Killer of Giants by Ozzy ( off the Ultimate Sin album)
Miss Sariejo by U2/Pavoratti off the Passenger's album produced by Brian Eno
God by John Lennon (off his biographical album)
I'm So Tired by The Beatles (White album)
Just a few ideas!:bye:

[acnessen]

The beginning of the Proposition after the gunfight;

Captain Stanley: Now, suppose I told you there was a way to save your little brother Mikey from the noose. Suppose I gave you a horse and a gun. Suppose, Mr. Burns, I was to give both you and your young brother Mikey, here, a pardon. Suppose I said that I could give you the chance to expunge the guilt beneath which you so clearly labour. Suppose I gave you till Christmas. Now, suppose you tell me what it is I want from you.

Charlie Burns: You want me to kill me brother.

Captain Stanley: I want you to kill your brother.

Into Tom Waits' Romeo is Bleeding (even thinking cold, cold ground)

[TheJustin]

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So many scenes from Lebowski could be used as intros, but I love this one.

[bigass134]

the COKE scene from Monument Avenue - featuring Denis Leary- at his hyper best and riffing on chicks he'd bang...

...followed by "Debonair" by the Afghan Whigs

[TeeBone]

I'm telling you that you can't go wrong with Louisiana Breakdown, by Clarence 'GATEMOUTH' Brown.

[Aqualad]

The "Life moves pretty fast" speech from Ferris Bueller
"These Are the Quotes From Our Favorite 80's Movies" by Bouncing Souls

[Annapolis Hans]

Dialogue from "Superbad" into Liam Lynch's "United states of whatever."

[douche_nozzle_88]

[QUOTE=douche_nozzle_88;1695876]This scene from the end of Barton Fink would work great.
Followed up by the song "Hoist That Rag" by Tom Waits from the album Real Gone.

I'm sure Ronnie B would dig it since he's a big Coen Brother fan and the Tom Waits song fukkin' rocks!

EVEN BETTER NEW IDEA

Open Scene--Casino Joe Pesci playing blackjack (fukkin' HILARIOUS!!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=028oD4CEw_U

Song The Pixies - Something Against You (fukkin' ROCKS!!)

[SothothYog]

Dear Mooch,

I concur about the Withnail and I clip -- anything from that movie would be a gold-mine.

I've got something a little different, and no less hilarious:

Firstly, how about excerpts of Charlie Brooker reviewing the MTV show "My Sweet 16"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o

Follow it with the catchy and generally awesome Ladytron, with a tune that gets in your head as much as the "Peas Hold" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqGoHouoE0

All the best

SY

[REDwards]

Little Miss Sunshine
Dwayne talking to Frank
into
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Life is Beautiful

Download Here (https://home.comcast.net/~Ryan.Edwards81/ShowOpener/LittleMissSunshineRyanAdams.mp3)

Let me know if you are going to use it.

Love the show.

[Uncle Fezster]

I dont have a song in mind, but i have a movie clip that I think could work.

48 Hours

Reggie: You said bullshit and experience is all it takes, right?
Jack: Right.
Reggie: Come on in and experience some of my bullshit.

[FUCKTWATtheCLOWN]

home ec scene from superbad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DHkMZz3WR10

into "Are You Man Enough" by the Four Tops
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q9W0tGIXBfA

[BURNTPOPTART]

Mooch you kick ass, the Patti Smith opener was fantastic. Here is my attempt, the opening scene from Happiness, followed by the Buzzcocks.


http://media.putfile.com/HAPPINESS-BUZZCOCKS

[thebtskink]

Ted Levine's famous "put the lotion in the basket" speech from "Silence of the Lambs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo&feature=related

Segue into "Lotion" by The Greenskeepers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTa5JsXjtE

[djjd]

from Lost Season One, "Exodus part one"

(Walt looks at the screen for a moment, then turns and watches Sawyer, who is
sitting just behind him reading the passenger's notes. Sawyer has his glasses
on and his hair pulled back in a ponytail. The bottle of notes is under his
shoe.)

WALT: Those are all the messages everybody wrote.

SAWYER: Sure are.

WALT: They're private.

(Sawyer looks at Walt.)

SAWYER: (smiling) Yep. (He goes back to reading the note.) I, for one, never
knew how much Tracy missed her hubby and two kids back in Fresno. Yet she's
sleeping next to good ol' Scott to keep her warm at night.

(Sawyer chuckles.)

WALT: That's Steve. Scott's dead.

SAWYER: Whatever. It's a long ride, kazoo. We gotta keep ourselves
entertained. Who the hell is Hugo, and how's he got $160 million to leave his
mom?

Camper Van Beethoven - When I Win The Lottery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98wcUHE-_0)

[Epschtein]

<a href="http://media.putfile.com/ibdown">comin' down from the dead</a>

ibbangin's resurrection from bringing out the dead into comin' down by the meatpuppets.

[BillyLiar]

Here's two:

1. Jackie Brown - Samuel L. Jackson at the Bail bonds office, into "Windsurfing Nation" by Broken Social Scene. (http://media.putfile.com/Ron--Fez-Opener--Jackie-Brown-and-Broken-Social-Scene) (With the chorus "all they want is a free ride", I dedicate this song to Team Administrarive)


2. From the Blaxpoitation film Black Belt Jones, a short "rap" about the villain's money, into "Rough Gem" by Islands.
(http://media.putfile.com/Ron--Fez-Opener--Black-Belt-Jones-and-Islands)
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(Here's the scene)

[bmanreboot]

It might be a bit cliche but Quote from Pump up the volume into Leonard Coen

"Ever get the feeling everything in life is just fucked up?"
http://www.filedropper.com/01everybodyknows

B

[bmanreboot]

Breakfast Club / Misfits / Pulp Fiction

Having fun now ;)
http://www.filedropper.com/dare


B

[Annie Waits]

Hey Mooch my name is Annie and I thought you might like this....

This is a scene from "The Last supper" (no not the religious one!!) start it at 2 minutes 12 seconds (you will be reminded of correcting dave last week about africa not being a country)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THgXQfhBwxU

and then play Throw your hatred down by Neil Young

I love you guys and I'm voting for pepper as the next EP!!

peace out!

[bmanreboot]

Loved it!!

Mooch you kick ass, the Patti Smith opener was fantastic. Here is my attempt, the opening scene from Happiness, followed by the Buzzcocks.


http://media.putfile.com/HAPPINESS-BUZZCOCKS

[Phild]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Followed by Headknocker by Foreigner


Thanks

[latenightrabbit]

Maybe Buddy from Swimming with Sharks followed by "What Else Is There" by Royksopp or "Teen Angst" by M83?

Buddy: You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want.

[rekkedhog]

What kind of MP3 quality should we be using for the show opening ideas? 320kpbs? 192?

I have some ideas, but I want to make it as easy as possible for Mr. Mooch.

Oh, the submissions I've downloaded so far have all been really good. I'm totally adding some of the songs I've never heard before to my wish list.

[frankencurt]

From 'shadow of a doubt'
[to the telegraph operator]
Young Charlie: Mrs. Henderson, do you believe in telepathy?
Mrs. Henderson: Well, I ought to. That's my business.
Young Charlie: Oh, not telegraphy. Mental telepathy. Like, well, suppose you have a thought, and suppose the thought's about someone you're in tune with, and then across thousands of miles, that person knows what you're thinking about and answers you, and it's all mental.
Mrs. Henderson: I don't know what you're talking about. I only send telegrams the normal way.
Into:
'telepathic love' - the wipers

I slapped this one and two others together. I love the pepper/mooch intros so these were super fun to do:

This is the 'beyond a shadow of a doubt' clip with the Wipers 'telepathic love'
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/BSD-Wipers'>'BSD-Wipers'</a>

A clip from 'Rushmore' with Mission of Burma's 'Academy Fight Song'
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/Rushm-MOB'>'Rushm-MOB'</a>

And a clip from 'Shaun of the Dead' into Fucked Up's 'David Comes to Life'
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/shaunofthedead-fkedup'>'shaunofthedead-fkedup'</a>

I don't know if I totally get putfile. Their faq says that alot of media won't play on macs so the links don't really play on my comp but do on my roommate's or, of course can be dl'ed.

[kuntkickerdude]

the rules of fight club scene.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4Kl4gn_MW0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4Kl4gn_MW0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

marilyn manson-fight song
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZ74G4lU84I&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZ74G4lU84I&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[moochcassidy]

What kind of MP3 quality should we be using for the show opening ideas? 320kpbs? 192?

I have some ideas, but I want to make it as easy as possible for Mr. Mooch.

Oh, the submissions I've downloaded so far have all been really good. I'm totally adding some of the songs I've never heard before to my wish list.

links to clips is fine if you dont want to make one up.

i usually keep things at 192kpbs mp3

regards

mr. m

[bmanreboot]

Sorry if y'all don't like my shit but its a blast after a day of work to try shit....

Latest. Rivers Edge/Black Keys

Check it.

http://www.filedropper.com/scream_1

[dinkbc]

might be a little too visual Eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw

hip songs

fireworks(great hockey song)
boots or hearts
little bones
poets

[ULTIMUS]

This one is a classic. Not sure if they've done it before.

Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbijxbo2g-c

From Army of Darkness, obviously.

From that i would roll in to Flaming Lips, "Bad Days"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cpunw66xAY4

Good stuff.

[Reynolds]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pkeDsG2MKA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pkeDsG2MKA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[mikedigs]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDF7wGeRdv0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDF7wGeRdv0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

or here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yDF7wGeRdv0&feature=related

From Apocalypse now the surf scene, I would use from 0:40 to 1:30 in this youtube clip.

Then I would go into The Black Angels "The First Vietnamese War" which is 3:30 and totally awesome.

Then I would defer to Ron and Fez for the rest of the 3 hours.

AhhhThankyou

[Mangoat]

Hey I made one, featuring the movie Sexy Beast and my favorite band, Unsane

The start of the music may be a little... abrupt


well shit, somehow that didn't work.. reuploading

2nd try: http://mangoat.info/mangoat-show-opener.mp3

[Mangoat]

Since that one went over so well, how about some Super Troopers mixed with The Unband

http://mangoat.info/supertroopers_the_Unband.mp3

[FZDolfan]

How about the first 45 or 50 seconds of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o

followed by this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJDDSkARjc

[FMdoug]

Dr. Strangelove

[Turgidson advocates a further nuclear attack to prevent a Soviet response to Ripper's attack]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
President Merkin Muffley: You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

Into Dan Sartain - Gun vs Knife
http://www.myspace.com/dansartain

[modmatt]

I would love to hear the show open up with a song by the band "Electronic" - something like "Get the message" or "Getting away with it". Follow that up by one of the vioices of the Mets either Ralph Kiner or the newer voices Howie Rose or Keith Hernandez (Keith can dish it out and would kill IMO) and drive Dave crazy by officially indoctrinating his unborn daughter in the mets kids fan club.
Electronic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Micc6sG60


Alternate:
Open with a song by the Smiths "what a difference it makes" or "the Headmaster Ritual".
Since there is so much talk on the show (Fez and Earl) about asexuality I would love to see if Mooch can line up an interview with Morrissey?
The Smiths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5DE8UQnM5Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErN8QxjRsI&NR=1

[schabadoo]

I've been stuck at work and haven't heard the show this week...I can't believe I missed my opening being used!

Very cool that you used it Mooch.

[Towelie]

Towelie/Funkytown Intro (http://bornineightysix.com/TowelieIntro.mp3)

I didn't know if there was length restrictions or anything, but I think its around 2:30 total.

[PhishermanEto]

Quote: From 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'

How about it, you creeps,
you lunatics, mental defectives.
Let's hear it for Bullgoose Randall,
back in action. Nice shirt, Cheesaroo.
Look at the faces on you!
Look at you!
The feeb's brigade, you ding-a-lings
The mental defective league in formation.

How are you, Nurse Rachet?
I'm happy to be back.
We're happy to have you back, Randall.
Thank you.
Would you like to rest today,
or would you like to join the group?
I'd love to join the group...
I'd like...
I'm proud to join the group, Mildred.
How's it going, Mac?
Perfect, Billy Boy, absolutely perfect.


Song: "How Glad I Am" by The Greyboy Allstars
Here's a link to 'How Glad I Am (http://www.savefile.com/files/1519763)' in mp3 format.

[Texasfan]

finally had time to put one together.

o'brother follwed by some Robert Earl Keen

http://media.putfile.com/RonFez-intro1

[stinkbud]

Im working on finding a clip from MTV's The State that was really dumb, but i always remember it, with a family italian restaurant having the pope visit.....it results in chaos. The closing line is "The Popeah, hes a sooo niiiice!"" and the pope saying "Hey, Im a da Pope!". After last weeks visit it would be great. Have it go into Ministry's Jesus Built My Hot Rod. I should have the State clip finally downloaded overnight. That is one hard show to find online.

[JohnWC]

Clerks clip -> The Kooks - Always Where I Need to Be
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/clerks-kooks'> 'clerks-kooks'</a>

Knocked Up clip -> Spoon - You've Got Your Cherry Bomb
<a href='http://media.putfile.com/knocked-up'> 'knocked-up'</a>

[Texasfan]

did another one

animal house into Django Walker



http://media.putfile.com/Ronfez-intro2

[epo]

My best idea:

Dialogue: Swingers, Mickey acting all weird on the answering machine and sounding pathetic:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u0PUrNwvvBk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u0PUrNwvvBk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Song: Replacements - Answering Machine

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[ste7en]

I put together a Go (Jay Mohr/Sarah Polley/Scott Wolf) / Fugazi - Waiting Room opening

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VJJS1P0S

[RoyMunson]

Movie quote: Harvey(1950) :Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play the juke box. And soon the faces of all the other people they turn toward mine and they smile. And they're saying, "We don't know your name, mister, but you're a very nice fella." Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We've entered as strangers - soon we have friends. And they come over... and they sit with us... and they drink with us... and they talk to us. They tell about the big terrible things they've done and the big wonderful things they'll do. Their hopes, and their regrets, and their loves, and their hates. All very large, because nobody ever brings anything small into a bar. And then I introduce them to Harvey... and he's bigger and grander than anything they offer me. And when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back; but that's envy, my dear. There's a little bit of envy in the best of us.


Song:
The Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends

[sanssleep]

Movie: Grapes of Wrath
Movie Quote:

Tom: Ain't you the preacher? Casy: Used to be. Not no more. I lost the call. But boy, I sure used to have it. Oh, I used to get an irrigation ditch so squirmin' full of repentant sinners I pretty near drowned half of 'em. Not no more. I lost the spirit. I got nothin' to preach about no more, that's all. I ain't so sure of things.

Song: Shine A Light
Artist: Spiritualized
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/511334/1-02%20Shine%20A%20Light.mp3

Loved that Deadwood open into Mclusky, had me yelling and thrashing at poor drivers next to me.....Luckily I recorded it and share it with my buddies....

Thanks...

[Big Do]

So I'll give you guys a shot to guess the movie where this clip comes from.. Pretty underrated flick if you ask me.. Any ways..

http://www.mydatabus.com/9z/tznvy.pbz/bigdo2k/cfunk.mp3

What happened to funk Fridays Earl!!?

[Big Do]

Wasn't able to edit my post for some reason so, use this link in case the above link doesn't work..

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/544964/cfunk.mp3

[RhinoinMN]

With Mooch leaving will they still use listener submissions?

[webpirate]

Short Clip from Hot Chick --> into Another Woman by Luke Doucet as can be heard here:

http://www.hackradio.ca/RFINTRO.mp3

Boys are cheats and liars,
They’re such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-

-ball, baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-

-ticulturists study flowers,
Geologists study rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock-

-roaches, beetles,
Butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-

-lers and acrobats
And dancing bears named chuck,
All boys want to do is...
Forget it no such luck.

[BURNTPOPTART]

With Mooch leaving will they still use listener submissions?


Miss Mooch. I hope someone looks at these. Here is another one, The Savages and some Mooney Suzuki.

http://media.putfile.com/SAVAGES-MOONEY-SUZUKI

[flowflowyeah]

I'm sure this sounds as awful as one of Earl's production pieces, but I am willing to live with my failure.
Basically, I took the best dialog from Street Kings and paired it with a hack song.
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/545189/streetkingsthanafeeling.mp3
The line "What are you gonna do now, Cop Killer?" is my ringtone.

[overyoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV3cZ0Bc68I&feature=related <~this scene from seven followed by the nine inch nails version of supernaut.

[JustJon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV3cZ0Bc68I&feature=related <~this scene from seven followed by the nine inch nails version of supernaut.

it's 10,000 Homo DJs, a band with Al Jourgenson of Ministry and Trent Rezner. Originally Trent did the vocals, but the record company blocked it, so the released version had Al on vocals, but the Wax Trax Black Box and a nin b-sides collection both released the Trent version.

[evil6]

For Mooch. Monday opener. :thumbup:

Movie clip: "Mad Irish Man" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd-0dzhBkpk

Song: "When Ye Go Away" - The Waterboys. Not by the waterboys, but great no less: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOe6JbJYdvs&feature=related

[stinkbud]

here is the audio from The State's pope sketch

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QP3ZVG84

The song would be Ministry's Jesus Built My Hot Rod (I am sure its on dillete)

[spadanko]

The scene from the Godfather when Hagan goes out to Hollywood to try and get Jophnnie fontaine the part form Woltz

Jack Woltz: You don't understand. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big star, and I'm gonna run him out of the business - and let me tell you why: Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable proteges. For three years we had her under contract - singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and that it's not all dollars and cents: She was beautiful; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous! No you get the hell out of here. And you tell that gumba that if he wants to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story.

Jack Woltz: Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is: Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!
Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish.
Jack Woltz: Well, lemme tell ya something, my Kraut-Mick friend!


then go into some Rage against the machine.. killing in the name of

[ChimneyFish]

I think thet said Tom Servo did yesterdays, and it was fantastic.

From the Matrix clip to "Gimme the Cure", just fantastic, sir.

Bravo.

[Hosstetler]

Movie Clip: Say Anything
LLOYD: Wait a minute. What did we just decide?
DIANE: We decided....
LLOYD: Am I wrong? Did you just break up with me?
DIANE: No.
LLOYD: Sounded like you did.
DIANE: No, we decided to be friends. I know its a terrible word.
LLOYD: If we're friends, why cant we see each other?
DIANE: I think we should stop going out on dates.
LLOYD: Ohhh, I feel like a dick. You must think I'm a dick.
DIANE: No, I dont. I dont.
LLOYD: Yeah, you do.
DIANE: Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.
LLOYD: Yeah, you shared it with a dick.

Song: An Acceptable Level Of Ecstasy (The Wedding Song) - Lyle Lovett (It's Jazz not country :king:)

[Iron Mike]

Mooch and Pepper, thanks. I, for one, really appreciate the things you do for the show, and you may not get any feedback. So there, you got it. Keep it up!


I agree with GVac, I like a theme that connects the sound clip to the music. You'll have to figure it out.


Here's some that I made:
Clerks & Rufus Thomas (http://media.putfile.com/37dix-RufusThomas)

GlenGary & The Clash (http://media.putfile.com/GlenGary-Clash)

FullMetal & Colin Hay (http://media.putfile.com/FullMetal-ColinHay)

Se7en & Warren Zevon (http://media.putfile.com/Se7en-Zevon)

Enjoy!

[bmanreboot]

The big breakup scene from Closer with the Fuck off and die by Clive Barker into Tool Intolerance.

Lie Cheat & Steal.
http://www.filedropper.com/closer

<a href=http://www.filedropper.com/closer><img src=http://www.filedropper.com/download_button.png width=127 height=145 border=0/></a><br />



Enjoy.
B

[bmanreboot]

King of Kong / At the drive in

http://www.filedropper.com/arcade

<a href=http://www.filedropper.com/arcade><img src=http://www.filedropper.com/download_button.png width=127 height=145 border=0/></a><br />

[razorboy]

The- I hope you're happy... I hope you're happy with what you have done to her- dialogue, from Benny & Joon, followed by "Your Fucking Sunny Day", by Lamchop.

[Servo]

I think thet said Tom Servo did yesterdays, and it was fantastic.

From the Matrix clip to "Gimme the Cure", just fantastic, sir.

Bravo.

Hey, thanks man. Glad you enjoyed!

[PapaBear]

Movie clip from Penelope Spheeris' "Suburbia"

Song from Stuck Mojo... "Sweet Leaf"

Click here to watch 'Suburbia-to-Stuck-Mojo-Sweet-Leaf-intro-for-Ron-and-Fez' (http://media.putfile.com/Suburbia-to-Stuck-Mojo-Sweet-Leaf-intro-for-Ron-and-Fez)

[moochcassidy]

Hi folks, long-time lurker, first-time poster. I figured I'd throw this into the mix...a little something I put together as a possible intro.

I'm not sure where the vocals or the music came from originally. I got it from a musician friend many years ago. Hope you like it, even if it won't be used! :)

Take care. Oh, before I forget: Ron and Fez noon to three!

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdRrFY5mDhw"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdRrFY5mDhw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object>

we've been wantin to play this bad boy. send the mp3 to moochcassidy@hotmail.com

black...is...beautiful

[Hosstetler]

Movie Clip: Say Anything
LLOYD: Wait a minute. What did we just decide?
DIANE: We decided....
LLOYD: Am I wrong? Did you just break up with me?
DIANE: No.
LLOYD: Sounded like you did.
DIANE: No, we decided to be friends. I know its a terrible word.
LLOYD: If we're friends, why cant we see each other?
DIANE: I think we should stop going out on dates.
LLOYD: Ohhh, I feel like a dick. You must think I'm a dick.
DIANE: No, I dont. I dont.
LLOYD: Yeah, you do.
DIANE: Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.
LLOYD: Yeah, you shared it with a dick.

Song: An Acceptable Level Of Ecstasy (The Wedding Song) - Lyle Lovett (It's Jazz not country :king:)

Here's the song link: http://media.putfile.com/An-Acceptable-Level-of-Ecstasy-The-Wedding-Song

[Big Do]

Movie: Malice, Alec Baldwin
Song: Rusty Cage, Soundgarden, Johnny Cash cover BTW..

http://www.mydatabus.com/9z/tznvy.pbz/bigdo2k/rcg.mp3

The previous one I did, and left out movie and song title..

Movie: The Last American Virgin, Great underrated movie BTW.
Song: We Want The Funk, George Clinton "If I had nothing to smoke I'd smoke my hair, shit man years of smoking, trust me that would do the trick"

http://www.mydatabus.com/9z/tznvy.pbz/bigdo2k/cfunk.mp3

[The House]

Dialogue taken from The Mack

Music - First I look at the Purse - The Contours

http://www.zshare.net/audio/11380822c984eca5/

Hopefully it will continue the long line of great openers from Irish listeners!

[frankencurt]

Yo! This is the heartbeat scene from '28 days later' and "Love Like Anthrax" by Gang of 4.

28-gof4.mp3 - 5.09MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/11394815e6d8f1db/)

[TeeBone]

Scene from Raising Arizona when The Snoates Brothers rob the Hayseed bank (best dialog ever in a Coen film.) followed by:
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmN0mFHDH2w&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmN0mFHDH2w&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[AnnoyedGrunt]

It might be best to wait for a day when Fred's coming in for this one, but from season 2, episode 4 of OZ:

Tim McManus: The other day before Hill's hearing I met Judge Grace Lima.
Tobias Beecher: Oh really? How is the cunt?
Tim McManus: She asked about you.
Tobias Beecher: The cunt put me in here. The cunt gave me the toughest sentence possible.
Tim McManus: She asked if she could come and see you.
Tobias Beecher: What a cunt. You know, my trial lasted 28 days. And for every single one of those days I had to stare up at that cunt's face while she banged her cunt gavel and instructed the jury to fuck me over. I didn't have a choice. I had to see the cunt. Now I don't have to.
Tim McManus: Yes you do.
Tobias Beecher: You gonna force me?
Tim McManus: Yes.
Tobias Beecher: Why?
Tim McManus: 'Cause I think it'll be therapeutic. Ultimately you'll thank me.
Tobias Beecher: You know what? You're a cunt too.


Followed by Evil Woman by Black Sabbath.

[ChrisBrown]

Yo! This is the heartbeat scene from '28 days later' and "Love Like Anthrax" by Gang of 4.

28-gof4.mp3 - 5.09MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/11394815e6d8f1db/)

That's excellent.

[frankencurt]

That's excellent.

No, you're excellent.

[Big Do]

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How many chicks do you know that fit this description?

[RMPGP]

Are they still playing these? I heard Earl doing breakfast with the beatles last week, so I fear he's back to his old shenanigans.

[silks]

Movie Clip - 2001: A Space Odyssey

HAL (after he has killed the crew): Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

http://www.palantir.net/2001/tma1/wav/stresspi.wav


Song - Drug Train - The Cramps

http://www.last.fm/music/The+Cramps/_/Drug+Train

[philivey]

intro i made... no country + a perfect circle
http://www.sendspace.com/file/i11z1k

:thumbdown:

[jimmystaint]

Scene from Stand By Me where the kids confront the punks, must end with this exchange:

Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Chris: "Suck my fat one"? Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance?
Gordie: Biggest one in four counties.

Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, RED RIGHT HAND

[StizerUK]

Okay, here's one I put together this morning.

It's a snippet from Dr. Strangelove followed by a brand new remix/mash-up from GHP. The song may sound familiar, but it's refreshingly new. A little bit of Stones, a little bit of Temptations.

Click here to check it out (www.thecoldestwinter.com/Intro.mp3)



Enjoy!

[RhinoinMN]

Are they still playing these? I heard Earl doing breakfast with the beatles last week, so I fear he's back to his old shenanigans.

I'm afraid that they are not. The first Monday that Mooch wasn't there Earl took the opening from Hicks. That is when he played "She's A Woman" by the Beatles. Mooch would've verbally wooped Earl's ass and we never would've heard it.

[trogdor2k]

You could not go wrong with Ramblin' Rose from the MC5, great opening and great song.

[realmenhatelife]

http://media.putfile.com/chainjehu

Hot Fuzz and Bullet Train to Vegas by Drive Like Jehu

[RhinoinMN]

For Fez's return

http://media.putfile.com/free-your-mind---phish
or

http://media.putfile.com/free-your-mind---cream

The levels on these are terrible, but you get the idea.

[realmenhatelife]

I was thinking about a good return opening but cant think of a clip at all

[realmenhatelife]

bored so heres two more:

http://media.putfile.com/backtometric

Back to School and Combat Baby by Metric

http://media.putfile.com/crasspeoplespoet


Rik the Peoples Poet from The Young Ones and Banned from the Roxy by Crass

Noone says 'fuck em' like steve ignorant

[legate]

Clips of Earl talking about anything on the show followed by Shit Luck - Modest Mouse.

[cooljake2012]

clip from karate kid when daniel tells Miyagi he will go down to the karate school and straighten it out with the teacher

and ratts song your in trouble

[Boom Boom]

Celebrating the impending birth of ESD and Casey's child.

Rosemary's Baby into Black Sabbath's Children of the Grave...listen:

http://media.putfile.com/Rosemarys-BabyChildren-of-the-Grave-95

[DrRock]

The dialogue is from the terrible 1968 movie called Astro Zombies, followed by, of course, the Misfits, doing Astro Zombies.

http://media.putfile.com/Astrozombies-Misfits

Dr Rock

[gordnutto]

http://homepage.mac.com/vbova/.Public/HellIsAnIrishBar.mp3

I've been a fan since the WNEW days. This clip is my favorite from the 'Sopranos'...Christopher's near death experience convinces him that hell is an "irish bar and everyday is St. Patrick's day"...The song at the end of this clip is called "Years" by Toys in Trouble. This song is also featured on you tube's cardstacker video -
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvLkjuYunRw&feature=related


Hope you all enjoy it!!!!

J

[FZDolfan]

Thanks to Pepper or Mooch (Earl said Pepper) for getting my suggestion on as yesterday's opener! Ron called it "extremely long and obscure", but it (Ron crediting my screenname) was my 5 minutes of fame nonetheless. ;-)

[PhishermanEto]

What audio programs are you guys using to overlap the tracks?

[PapaBear]

What audio programs are you guys using to overlap the tracks?
I used Audacity.

[9mileskid]

zoolander
when ben stiller and jon voight are in the bar with fezzies brothers
uncle johns band-grateful dead

[realmenhatelife]

I use audacity too, its pretty easy.

[utriculus!]

Why does it seem crazy to people when you claim things like:

"your conscious experience is the result of a cacophonic explosion of a million different voices all screaming for control of the brain computer and the body machine at once, until each voice becomes alive in and of itself at which point somehow, NATURALLY, their exists a congressional mental-voice assembly, in which, within every millisecond, the elected officials decide upon the correct choice in a democratic vote. "

We are not one mind, and one body.


We are of one cell, of one cell, of........


...but I think I may be a starchild. One who has somehow accidentally, REGRETFULLY, become aware of the rhythm of life's moments.

Aware of the beat.

Hearing each breath flow against the back of a bassdrum's ghostly thump washing over an endless frosty breeze.

Too much detail for one man to handle. Simian brain hasn't got the capacity to handle the tap I've plugged into.

It's driven some insane, killed others, and I'm sure I'm destined for one or the other.

But god damnit if I don't wish I were DUMBER.


GOD DAMNIT IF I DON'T WISH THAT I ENJOYED TALKING ABOUT SOULJA BOY AND SONY TELEVISIONS.


Seriously."


I mean, does that really seem so ricidulous of a thing to say? Think about it really--I mean REALLY; above the latent hum of the average forumgoers urge to discourage and reject. It's not as crazy as it sounds.........



..is it?

[dino_electropolis]

ok.....my opening:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/120392608a1da8ef/

Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Blondie drops Tuco off in the desert, severing their short partnership.

"Sweat"- Tool

(I promise you, i WILL get to hear Tool as an opener one way or another!!!!)

[PhishermanEto]

I used Audacity.
I use audacity too, its pretty easy.

Thanks.

[RhinoinMN]

http://media.putfile.com/sleepers-die-die-my-darling

This is my favorite one that I have done. Long dialog, but worth it.

[brainysmurph]

Check out my first attempt... Although, it may be too 'dark' for the show.

[RF - Lotion Opener (http://media.putfile.com/Ron-and-Fez-Lotion-Intro)]

Enjoy,

Brainysmurph

[moochcassidy]

Check out my first attempt... Although, it may be too 'dark' for the show.

[RF - Lotion Opener (http://media.putfile.com/Ron-and-Fez-Lotion-Intro)]

Enjoy,

Brainysmurph


thats pretty fuckin good precious

[brainysmurph]

Here's a second opener.... Making these openings is highly addictive!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/1213850537899b2b/

Enjoy,

Brainysmurph

[Drunky McBetidont]

i am too retarded to actually find and mix audio. but i would love to hear:

audio clip of bush telling "brownie" heck of a job he is doing with katrina
into
new orleans is sinking - tragically hip
:)

[Sevenyears]

this is the soup joke from the end of coming to america. the jewish man is really eddie murphy. This always makes me belly laugh. I really don't know why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUY-OtbBKt8&feature=related

with romeo void

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHzLjRfgQqQ

[yomudder21]

BEAT THIS ONE MOOCH OR PEPPER!

anyway, here is a new one from me...........some requiem for a dream and SOME BRAND NEW BECK...................

Juice By Beck (http://media.putfile.com/Juice-By-Beck)

[yomudder21]

BRING BACK FUNK FRIDAYS!

Here is my contribution.

Some FUNKKKKKKKK.

Old Greg - P. Funk. (http://media.putfile.com/Im-Old-Flashlight)

[PhishermanEto]

Let me know what you think. This is my first attempt. I think it's pretty tight, but what do i know.

Warriors/Riot Radio Opener (http://media.putfile.com/WarriorsRiot-Radio-Opener)

[lamby]

This is the first opener I tried to make.. it's in anticipation of Monday's post-Baby Mack show.

Click hurr (http://media.putfile.com/Baby-opener)

[Chigworthy]

Here's my first one:

Mutiny in Heaven (http://media.putfile.com/Mutiny-in-Heaven)

[Devo37]

This is the first opener I tried to make.. it's in anticipation of Monday's post-Baby Mack show.

Click hurr (http://media.putfile.com/Baby-opener)

:thumbup:

[ANC]

Here's one I'm working on (I gotta rip the audio first)

Drop from The Big Lebowski:

BIG LEBOWSKI
Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is maturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

THE DUDE
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here, I'm just…
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
<O:p
DUDE
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or Duder, His Dudeness, or El Duderino.. if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
Are you employed, sir?
<O:p
DUDE
Employed?
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
<O:p
DUDE
Is this a--what day is this?
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
But I do work so if you don't mind…
<O:p
DUDE
No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this will not stand, man. I mean, if your wife owes--
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
My wife is not the issue here! I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just
as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman in ffice:smarttags" /><ST1:place w:st="on"><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comhttp://www.ronfez.net/forums/ /><st1:country-region alt=</st1:country-region>Korea</ST1:place> took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway.
I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.
<O:p
DUDE
Ah fuck it.
<O:p
BIG LEBOWSKI
Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything! Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS--

into To Have or To Have Not by Billy Bragg.

I gotta check how long the drop will be and how much to edit it.

[ANC]

Here' my Big Lebowski/Billy Bragg drop. I didn't realize how long the dialog is so I had to cut a good bit of it out. Check it out and let me know what you think:

The Big Lebowski / Billy Bragg (http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/BigLebowski-BillyBragg.mp3)

[bmanreboot]

Was watching Dog Day afternoon and noticed the homo overtones and Elton John tune and WNEW mentioned

So I came up with this for that ass fuck that is bound to not happen...

http://www.filedropper.com/dog

Enjoy

B

[Franklyn]

From the opening to 36 secs in.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0VQ8pgySec4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0VQ8pgySec4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Then into

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lln5i1N3J8g&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lln5i1N3J8g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[bmanreboot]

But maybe this for a song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_p8exS16w

?? not sure

From the opening to 36 secs in.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0VQ8pgySec4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0VQ8pgySec4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Then into

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lln5i1N3J8g&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lln5i1N3J8g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[Franklyn]

But maybe this for a song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_p8exS16w

?? not sure

Wow I love this song. I always knew the scarface sample but didn't know where it came from. I think I still like hunger strike for that clip but this song is great.

[bmanreboot]

Looking for more


But maybe this for a song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_p8exS16w

?? not sure

[bmanreboot]

http://www.filedropper.com/brew

Wow I love this song. I always knew the scarface sample but didn't know where it came from. I think I still like hunger strike for that clip but this song is great.

[Recyclerz]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KACQuZVAE3s&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KACQuZVAE3s&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

into

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N037-T-gQB0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N037-T-gQB0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I'm not a misogynist nor do I play one on TV but I would like to see Harriet Christian's head explode after listening to this on The Ron & Fez Show

[moochcassidy]

i didnt know she was in he xm nation

under my thumb hilliary (http://media.putfile.com/hilliary-thumb-opener)

[Recyclerz]

i didnt know she was in he xm nation

under my thumb hilliary (http://media.putfile.com/hilliary-thumb-opener)

As usual, beautiful work brother.

To-Do List:
1. Buy a '80's style boom box off E-Bay.
2. Find out where Harriet lives.
3. Stand outside her window & repeatedly play Mooch's clip, all John Cusack-like.

[bmanreboot]

Deliverence - Drop your drawers Squeal. then Mojo Nixon Tie my Pecker to my leg

<a href=http://www.filedropper.com/pecker><img src=http://www.filedropper.com/download_button.png width=127 height=145 border=0/></a><br />

B

[Small..Balls]

Here's one for Fez and Earl's paltalk hookup day:

Seduce and Destroy speech into Sugar Kane by Sonic Youth

http://media.putfile.com/seduce-and-destroy

but I also like Recyclerz'/Mooch's old democrat lady idea a lot.

[PhishermanEto]

Thanks for getting my opener on Pepper! :thumbup:
I got my 3 minutes of fame today.

[ANC]

Thanks for getting my opener on Pepper! :thumbup:
I got my 3 minutes of fame today.

Good Job Buddy!! :clap:

[PhishermanEto]

Good Job Buddy!! :clap:

thanks budday

[Small..Balls]

Would anyone else be interested in making this a "Design your own show rejoiner" thread as well? I love the rejoiners, but some are getting a little stale, and I'd have fun creating some if they'd be appreciated.

Maybe Mooch could give us some guidelines, like how long the music loops should go on for so there's enough time to fade out, etc.

[PhishermanEto]

Would anyone else be interested in making this a "Design your own show rejoiner" thread as well? I love the rejoiners, but some are getting a little stale, and I'd have fun creating some if they'd be appreciated.

Maybe Mooch could give us some guidelines, like how long the music loops should go on for so there's enough time to fade out, etc.

I think I asked Mooch about this once and I'm pretty sure he said 20 seconds is ideal for the entire clip (drop + music).

[PhishermanEto]

I think this fits nicely with ESD's perverted little girl talk today. :nono:

Statutory/Little Girls Opener (http://media.putfile.com/Statutory-Lil-Girls-Opener)

[Small..Balls]

Wow these are really fun to make.

Here's a clip from Bottlerocket into "Soul City" by Southern Culture on the Skids.

http://media.putfile.com/bottlerocket-soul-city

[bmanreboot]

Wow these are really fun to make.

Here's a clip from Bottlerocket into "Soul City" by Southern Culture on the Skids.

http://media.putfile.com/bottlerocket-soul-city

Love the SCOTS but not sure of the correlation, oh well. It is fun...

[bmanreboot]

This is hilarious!!!


I think this fits nicely with ESD's perverted little girl talk today. :nono:

Statutory/Little Girls Opener (http://media.putfile.com/Statutory-Lil-Girls-Opener)

[Small..Balls]

Here's one more for the Tatum O'Neal/Lolita/Moral Conundrum conversation.

It's a clip from You and Me and Everyone We Know into The Stones' "Stray Cat Blues."

http://media.putfile.com/stray-cat-49

Maybe someone can find a better clip, but I always thought this would make a great intro song.

[yomudder21]

What up.........here is a new one for friday.

Some Clerks 2 and some Kings of Leon (http://media.putfile.com/Kings-of-Clerks-2).

[ANC]

Haven't created the ausio file yet but:

From Trainspotting:
"Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomit. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect."

Into: The Rolling Stones - Sister Morphine

[Small..Balls]

Hey ANC, I hope this isn't bad form, but I liked your idea and I had my Trainspotting and Sticky Fingers handy so I put it together to see what it sounds like.

http://media.putfile.com/trainspotting-morphine


It was a little tricky because the clip had a music bed already. It might be a little long and depressing for an opener, but it's a fantastic song and I dig it.

Also, I take back what I said earlier about the rejoiners getting stale. The last few shows have all had new ones and they sound great. Pepper must be on the job.

[ANC]

Hey ANC, I hope this isn't bad form, but I liked your idea and I had my Trainspotting and Sticky Fingers handy so I put it together to see what it sounds like.

http://media.putfile.com/trainspotting-morphine


It was a little tricky because the clip had a music bed already. It might be a little long and depressing for an opener, but it's a fantastic song and I dig it.

Also, I take back what I said earlier about the rejoiners getting stale. The last few shows have all had new ones and they sound great. Pepper must be on the job.

Awww buddy great job! You saved me a bit of audio rippin'. Thanks pal!

[moochcassidy]

What up.........here is a new one for friday.

Some Clerks 2 and some Kings of Leon (http://media.putfile.com/Kings-of-Clerks-2).

nice

[moochcassidy]

Hey ANC, I hope this isn't bad form, but I liked your idea and I had my Trainspotting and Sticky Fingers handy so I put it together to see what it sounds like.

http://media.putfile.com/trainspotting-morphine


It was a little tricky because the clip had a music bed already. It might be a little long and depressing for an opener, but it's a fantastic song and I dig it.

Also, I take back what I said earlier about the rejoiners getting stale. The last few shows have all had new ones and they sound great. Pepper must be on the job.

any clip with a loud bed like that is a nightmare to mix together

the rejoiners were 'douglased' on mon/tue. normal service has been resumed

[U.S. Finnegan]

My first one opener:

http://media.putfile.com/Factman---show-opener


http://www.zshare.net/download/13224108b62e57c9/


Let me know what you think and if there's anything I can do to get a better mix, etc.

[ANC]

Here's one I just finished up before the weekend, I may have to tweak the levels a bit:

Chasing Amy - Black Rage / The Meters - Live Wire (http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/sounds/ChasingAmy-LiveWire.mp3)

Could be good for Funk Fridays or for any day for that matter...

[yomudder21]

People love to put the Stones with everything. Think harder ya NEW maniacs.