I just farted on my daughters head

[smiler grogan]

I am sitting on the couch and my kid is jumping all over me. She fell behind me and her head is right on my ass, unfortunately for her I farted while her hea was there......twice.

[Ritalin]

Shouldn't this be in the "I don't think I'll be a very good father" thread?

[smiler grogan]

bah, i'm a terrific father

[Ritalin]

I don't doubt that.

[Gvac]

This is one of the top 10 thread titles of all time.

I'm sure of it.

[Marc with a c]

anybody else think this was going to be a judge smails thread?

[smiler grogan]

This is one of the top 10 thread titles of all time.

I'm sure of it.

bout time, i've been here long enough wish board gossip was still around i'd make it for sure!

[Judge Smails]

anybody else think this was going to be a judge smails thread?

Been there. Done that.

[IamPixie]

I am sitting on the couch and my kid is jumping all over me. She fell behind me and her head is right on my ass, unfortunately for her I farted while her hea was there......twice.

If I were her I 'd shit in your shoe for revenge.

[Mike Teacher]

Shouldn't this be in the "I don't think I'll be a very good farter" thread?

Fixed it for ya.

...

ummm....

wait...

when you do the 'fixed it for ya'

thing

its supposed to be funny

and this

sucks

says

other voice

in

my

head

[Recyclerz]

I am sitting on the couch and my kid is jumping all over me. She fell behind me and her head is right on my ass, unfortunately for her I farted while her hea was there......twice.

If your daughter is 4 or 5 I guess that's kinda cute.

If she's 17 ... you're going into a nursing home the first chance she gets. :wink:

[IamPixie]

Fixed it for ya.

...

ummm....

wait...

when you do the 'fixed it for ya'

thing

its supposed to be funny

and this

sucks

says

other voice

in

my

head

I dig your stream of consciousness posting style

[K.C.]

I for one applaud your actions, sir.

Nice to see parents still discipline their children the proper way.

[smiler grogan]

If I were her I 'd shit in your shoe for revenge.
whose to say she hasn't?

[smiler grogan]

If your daughter is 4 or 5 I guess that's kinda cute.

If she's 17 ... you're going into a nursing home the first chance she gets. :wink:
:clap:

[LaBoob]

That is exactly what dads are for...

...to prepare you for married life.

[drjoek]

I am sitting on the couch and my kid is jumping all over me. She fell behind me and her head is right on my ass, unfortunately for her I farted while her hea was there......twice.

If your daughter is 4 or 5 I guess that's kinda cute.

If she's 17 ... you're going into a nursing home the first chance she gets. :wink:

Im REALLY hoping its the 4-5 year old option otherwise we have a BIG problem here

[MobCounty]

Did it blow her hair?

[Midkiff]

I applaud this post! If the kid can't learn to keep her head away from your anus, she's gonna get the gas! I remind my son every now and then when he forgets. He gets the Zyklon B!








Oh, I just saw that the original poster lives on Staten Island. So, his daughter was actually there getting a breath of fresh air from daddy's ass. Probably smelled like roses in comparison to Staten Island.

[Dougie Brootal]

Im REALLY hoping its the 4-5 year old option otherwise we have a BIG problem here

im actually hope its the other way...

[Death Metal Moe]

Did this happen in Brazil?

Wait, I'm thinking of something else.

[Justice4all]

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/04/03/images/eddie.jpg
"It's the fart game. You'll play it someday!"







If I were her I 'd shit in your shoe for revenge.

That made me laugh hysterically!:clap::laugh::clap::laugh:

[Tall_James]

The "Pull My Finger" gag is ALWAYS good for a laugh with the under 5 crowd.

[topless_mike]

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[Ritalin]

Fixed it for ya.

...

ummm....

wait...

when you do the 'fixed it for ya'

thing

its supposed to be funny

and this

sucks

says

other voice

in

my

head

Don't be so hard on yourself. This is kinda funny.

[KC2OSO]

If it's any consolation for your daughter in terms of payback, our eight month old daughter took a shit the other day that really challenged me. The shit exited her diaper both front and back and ended up close to her neck in back. I just put her clothes in a bag and threw them away. There was baby shit in my watch band and in my shirt sleeve and on the back of my hand. I, of course, wiped my hand under my nose and smeared baby shit there also (ala Opie). Good times. Kids are fun.

[smiler grogan]

Ah exploding baby shit. I woke up one day to her patting the shits that shot out of her diaper like she was making mud pies. Gross gross gross.

[Dougie Brootal]

can we rename this thread ''the 'guess what my daughter did with her own shit' thread''?

[smiler grogan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I am extremely proud of this title.

[Dougie Brootal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I am extremely proud of this title.

alright ut how about a subtitle or an AKA?

[Midkiff]

If it's any consolation for your daughter in terms of payback, our eight month old daughter took a shit the other day that really challenged me. The shit exited her diaper both front and back and ended up close to her neck in back. I just put her clothes in a bag and threw them away. There was baby shit in my watch band and in my shirt sleeve and on the back of my hand. I, of course, wiped my hand under my nose and smeared baby shit there also (ala Opie). Good times. Kids are fun.

Ugh. I hate when they do that.

[smiler grogan]

alright ut how about a subtitle or an AKA?

NEIN!

[ralphbxny]

At least you didnt shit on her bed!

[A.J.]

The "Pull My Finger" gag is ALWAYS good for a laugh with the under 5 crowd.

And sometimes with the over 30 crowd.

[tonypop]

I haven't had the opportunity to fart on my daughters head yet but nothing makes them laugh harder then when daddy cuts a loud one at the dinner table. Classy.

[ravn816]

:lol::lol::lol:

I cannot wait until either me or my husband does that to our son.