I've Got Crunchy Stuff In My Eyes This Morning

[Gvac]

I'd better not be getting sick.

[EliSnow]

I've Got Crunchy Stuff In My Eyes This Morning

Did Bossanova stay over last night?

[A.J.]

A hot fudge sundae will make you feel better.

[Marc with a c]

was it crackerjacks? i'd love to wake up with two crackerjacks placed on my eyes.

[DizzyPeach]

I had half of a ripped contact in my eye all night.

I'd rather wake up with the crunchies!

[Radioguy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheum

But does it stay crunchy in milk?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe finally going to get steaks with someone wil cure this

[jauble]

Did you pour a recalled Sam Adam's on your face while sleeping?

[topless_mike]

pieces of the box of whatever food you had delivered yesterday?

[LaBoob]

yummy.. I get this every morning and it never means I'm getting sick.

I have a friend whose little brother was really young at the time, but woke up with his eyes stuck shut... we've all experienced this... you just pull them apart and wash your face, going about your day... but he was really young so he freaked out. He made his way to the stairs and crawled down them screaming bloody murder all with his eyes stuck shut. Might've been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Furtherman]

Eye boogers.

[MobCounty]

Does it smell like bleach?

[Mike Teacher]

Eye boogers.


Some save them up to sprinkle on Ice Cream

[LaBoob]

It makes me think of the crunchy stuff in sushi...

or Grape Nuts...

[zathrus]

if you have allergies, then it may be a reaction to something that you came in contact with yesterday.

[Bossanova]

Did Bossanova stay over last night?

I aim low sir

[Fallon]

was it balls? i'd love to wake up with two balls placed on my eyes.

NSFW (http://blog.drunk-girl-kissing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/college-girls-balls.jpg)

[mugby43]

that horizontal gaze nystagmus thing is all about

you know, marbles on sandy glass and all that

[Chigworthy]

yummy.. I get this every morning and it never means I'm getting sick.

I have a friend whose little brother was really young at the time, but woke up with his eyes stuck shut... we've all experienced this... you just pull them apart and wash your face, going about your day... but he was really young so he freaked out. He made his way to the stairs and crawled down them screaming bloody murder all with his eyes stuck shut. Might've been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Less colon cleansing, more eye washing.

[A.J.]

I had this problem this morning. Damn high pollen count!

[angrymissy]

NSFW (http://blog.drunk-girl-kissing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/college-girls-balls.jpg)

Her nails are tacky. So 1994.

[LaBoob]

Less colon cleansing, more eye washing.

:unsure:........................:ohmy:............ .............:laugh:

[GvacMobile]

More crunchies this morning, but no sickness. I've got to stop staying out til 1 AM on school nights.

[topless_mike]

More crunchies this morning, but no sickness. I've got to stop staying out til 1 AM on school nights.

you are an adult. you can stay out late and have chocolate cake for breakfast, if you so choose.

[Chigworthy]

you are an adult. you can stay out late and have chocolate cake for breakfast, if you so choose.

He doesn't give a flying fuck what you think.