I Am Not Gay

[Dougie Brootal]

i swear! its just a gimmick! i have a girlfriend and we "do it" all the time!

[EliSnow]

douggrasso, the Al Dukes of ronfez.net.

[Dougie Brootal]

"what do i have to say? THIS IS NOT A BIT!"

[ADF]

Oh, I thought you meant like 1920's gay. Those were some gay times.

[TheMojoPin]

douggrasso, the Al Dukes of ronfez.net.

Tha's not fair to Al.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, I thought you meant like 1920's gay. Those were some gay times.

Psh. You poseur gay 20's types are just ripping of the REAL gay era...the gay 90's.

1890'S, WHUT.

http://www.cable-car-guy.com/images/tac_steves_004.jpg

[RAAMONE]

you're so gay that when i read the title of this thread...i knew it was started by you without even clicking on it

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.angryflower.com/denial.gif

[DolaMight]

Wesley Snipes is not black.

[drjoek]

This should be rominated for Funniest :lol:thread of the year
douggrasso not gay :laugh:

You made we spit out my decaf chai soy latte with skim milk, doug:clap:

[Kris10]

is post makes you gayer

[drjoek]

What.,one epic thread wasn't enough for you ?

[Dougie Brootal]

its true. i have never touched another mans penis.

[LaBoob]

Keep fighting the good fight douggrasso!

[Furtherman]

You just can't post a thread in here like a gay cricket!

[Soupy_Dreck]

its true. i have never touched another mans penis.

but you sure did study, measure and critique one...

[RAAMONE]

its true. i have never touched another mans penis.

post the pic of your girl in here...then i'll think about believing you

[Dougie Brootal]

but you sure did study, measure and critique one...

but that doesnt make you gay! just seeing it doesnt mean your gay. do you watch porn?

do you want a hot chick fuckin a dude with a small limp noodle dick? no you want a big hard COCK!! you have to see it in the porn. i guess all men who watch porn are gay then.

[Dougie Brootal]

post the pic of your girl in here...then i'll think about believing you

theres tons of them already out there. just look for them. shes a member too. you may be a little too new to know that though.

[BeerBandit]

its true. i have never disliked another mans penis.
That's what we figured.

[Soupy_Dreck]

but that doesnt make you gay! just seeing it doesnt mean your gay. do you watch porn?

do you want a hot chick fuckin a dude with a small limp noodle dick? no you want a big hard COCK!! you have to see it in the porn. i guess all men who watch porn are gay then.

there's a difference between watching porn and actually moving your friends chick out of the way so you can get a better look...

[Friday]

you should have entitled this thread... "I am not a faggot"

just sayin.

[Crispy123]

So your bi-curious, it dont make you a bad person.

[Dougie Brootal]

So your bi-curious, it dont make you a bad person.

maybe a little...

[BeerBandit]

post the pic of your girl in here...then i'll think about believing you
Google Image "hot chick"
she's the 2nd one in the 3rd row.
"I swear"

[LaBoob]

Google Image "hot chick"
she's the 2nd one in the 3rd row.
"I swear"

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ojQ6_-YrwVi-uM:http://www.moyerschicks.com/MC-

[Knowledged_one]

I thought all you had to say was "No Homo" and you were in the clear

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yeah Im not fat and don't like Bacon either

[Dougie Brootal]

I thought all you had to say was "No Homo" and you were in the clear

its kinda hard with 2 cocks stuffed in your mouth...SO I HEAR.

[Bossanova]

Look Gvac and I have gotten some wierd requests via pm. All I'm saying

[grlNIN]

you should have entitled this thread... "I am not a faggot"

just sayin.

That's a really offensive word and generally unfunny.

[podrido jon]

That's a really offensive word and generally unfunny.

puto.

[GvacMobile]

Look Gvac and I have gotten some wierd requests via pm. All I'm saying

And we simply cannot fulfill them all.

[Freakshow]

nope. this thread is not going to get you a new mod quote. try all you want.

[jonyrotn]

I Am Not Gay..

Hanging up a rainbow flag with a picture of Leroy from "Fame" on it would have been less conspicous..

[thejives]

Merge this!

The other thread is Douggrasso's ball and chain. He shall never be free.

[jonyrotn]

Merge this!

The other thread is Douggrasso's ball and chain. He shall never be free.
You could probably merge both of them with douggrasso, Living A Lie...

[Marc with a c]

i get it, today "isn't" opposite day.

[Midkiff]

theres tons of them already out there. just look for them. shes a member too. you may be a little too new to know that though.

She's darn hot, too. I saved all her pics in my jack folder.

[thejives]

She's darn hot, too. I saved all her pics in my jack folder.

That's the biggest folder on your hard drive.

[Midkiff]

That's the biggest folder on your hard drive.

Understatement of the year! I have 1.5 TERABYTES of just jack drives.

:lol:

[thejives]

Take note, douggrasso.

Midkiff is straight. That's what that looks like.

[led37zep]

That's a really offensive word and generally unfunny.

I don't like the word "entitled" either.

[thejives]

I don't like the word "entitled" either.

Holy crap, zep.
I just noticed your post count has doubled ...

nice post whoring :happy:

[Gvac]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Mike Teacher]

I'm not reading this thread.

Never saw it.

Wasn't here.

Wasn't me.

[IamFogHat]

He who doth protest too much...

[cougarjake13]

its true. i have never touched another mans penis.

so women's penis is your thing

[keithy_19]

Listen, being gay is the new thing. Just go with it and be proud. Be ahead of the curve.

And watch a lot of Will and Grace.

[Gvac]

Every time I need a good laugh to get my day going I visit a douggrasso thread.

He never lets me down.

Thanks buddy!

[PhishHead]

If you are not gay why are you on this messageboard?

[Dougie Brootal]

Every time I need a good laugh to get my day going I visit a douggrasso thread.

He never lets me down.

Thanks buddy!

ummmmmmmmmmmmm your welcome?:unsure:

seriously guys, its true. i am straight as an arrow. im not gonna play around with the gay jokes anymore.

[Dougie Brootal]

If you are not gay why are you on this messageboard?

cuz i have no real life friends.:glurps::flush:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cuz i have no real life friends.:glurps::flush:

Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are your good buddies

[Dougie Brootal]

Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are your good buddies

thats it im giving in!:furious::wallbash:

[reillyluck]

thats it im giving in!:furious::wallbash:

i'll punch you in your face. in a loving way of course.

[Dougie Brootal]

i'll punch you in your face. in a loving way of course.

hahaha!:lol: you're a true friend!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i'll punch you in your face. in a loving way of course.

he may already pay for that on the side