I can't stop breaking eggs!

[K.C.]

So I buy a fresh carton of 18 eggs from the grocery store.

Set it down on the counter...bam, break two eggs.

Go to make an omelet yesterday...bam, three eggs hit the floor on the way from the fridge to the stove.

Pull two out of the carton to try and make some today...both fall out of my hands.

Half this damn carton is gone and I haven't eaten one yet! :wallbash:

[Furtherman]

Take off the oven mitts, scratchy.

[DolaMight]

you need to adjust the hydraulic pressure on your robot arms down to about 175-190 psi.

[walking joint]

Go to make an omelet yesterday...bam, three eggs hit the floor on the way from the fridge to the stove.

Half this damn carton is gone and I haven't eaten one yet! :wallbash:

you just gave up on the omelet after breaking the eggs?

[Mike Teacher]

Damn...

Didnt see that last word; really changes the meaning...

[deleting pics of Shadda Doo and Boogaloo Shrimp]

[King Hippos Bandaid]

want to play third base for the mets, Mr Wright also has a case of the dropsies

[topless_mike]

want to play third base for the mets, Mr Wright also has a case of the dropsies

yeah, i saw santana get johan'd on the mound saturday. he really stunk up the place.

[MadMatt]

My question is where do you get a carton of 18 eggs?

Seriously, I don't think I have ever seen one - only the regular 12 or the double-sized 24 (i think; maybe more?) egg cartons from CostCo.

[topless_mike]

wegmans has the 18"er i think.

[Hottub]

My question is where do you get a carton of 18 eggs?

Seriously, I don't think I have ever seen one - only the regular 12 or the double-sized 24 (i think; maybe more?) egg cartons from CostCo.

They keep the 18 packs right next to the 16oz. packages of Jimmy Dean Sossij.

[Reynolds]

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[Kris10]

So I buy a fresh carton of 18 eggs from the grocery store.

Set it down on the counter...bam, break two eggs.

Go to make an omelet yesterday...bam, three eggs hit the floor on the way from the fridge to the stove.

Pull two out of the carton to try and make some today...both fall out of my hands.

Half this damn carton is gone and I haven't eaten one yet! :wallbash:

How did you not manage to break any from the store to the house??? Thats amazing!

[topless_mike]

stop trying to fertilize them...

[Contra]

Maybe the carton is faulty

[Tall_James]

Go to make an omelet yesterday...bam, three eggs hit the floor on the way from the fridge to the stove.

Well you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

[Recyclerz]

No use crying over spilt eggs, that's what I always say.


Of course I don't cook much.

[K.C.]

Well you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

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