It's Too Hot

[ToiletCrusher]

More than a 30 degree swing in one day?

We really should have listened to Al Gore.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0325091501.jpg

[topless_mike]

More than a 30 degree swing in one day?

We really should have listened to Al Gore.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0325091501.jpg

guess al gore's never been to arizona then..
how it can swing from 100 during the day to 40 at nite.

[Gvac]

It's only April and it's 85 degrees already.

They say it may hit 90 in the next few days.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Damn you internal combustion engine!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

[A.J.]

I broke out the shorts for the first time this year (well in America anyway) and I couldn't be more gleeful.

FINALLY, decent weather!

[Hottub]

I broke out the shorts for the first time this year (well in America anyway) and I couldn't be more gleeful.

FINALLY, decent weather!

A.J. + shorts?
*shudder*

[Gvac]

I broke out the shorts for the first time this year

Please post pics pronto.

[A.J.]

A.J. + shorts?
*shudder*

Sadly, mine weren't given to me like the ones you're sporting in your avatar.

[Farmer Dave]

It's only April and it's 85 degrees already.

They say it may hit 90 in the next few days.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Damn you internal combustion engine!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Don't sweat it, wacka wacka. We had 90 yesterday and back to 40-50 today. Seems to take about two days for out weather to get to you. You'll be fine fat man.

[Gvac]

May 22nd, and it's 87 degrees at 5 PM.

This is insane.

Fucking global warming.

[jessicaduh]

it's so fucking hot. and humid.

[A.J.]

Pussies.

[KatPw]

What happened to Spring? We had like four days where I could wear flip flops and jeans. Now it's already shorts weather and heading into "I want as little clothing to touch me as possible" weather.

[BlackSpider]

What happened to Spring? We had like four days where I could wear flip flops and jeans. Now it's already shorts weather and heading into "I want as little clothing to touch me as possible" weather.




My favorite season...

[A.J.]

I had the AC full blast in my car and I was still sweating. Oh well, it's still better than winter.

[IMSlacker]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/hot.jpg

Pray for me.

[Gvac]

Oy it's so humid!

[~Katja~]

Oy it's so humid!

your pubes curling up???

[Foster]

its getting kind of cool by me

[Gvac]

your pubes curling up???

Pubes?

What year is this???

[~Katja~]

Pubes?

What year is this???

I meant the ones on your head... duh

[Gvac]

84 degrees and humid. I think I'm going to have to put the air conditioner on.

This is crazy.

[JerseyRich]

84 degrees and humid. I think I'm going to have to put the air conditioner on.

This is crazy.

I'm wearing short sleeves today.

I don't know how long I can keep doing this.

[biggirl]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.

Oh Gvac....you crack me up. I wish I could talk to you every day. I think I would always be in a good mood.:smile:

[Gvac]

Oh Gvac....you crack me up. I wish I could talk to you every day. I think I would always be in a good mood.:smile:

Be sure to check out my "It's too cold" and "It's too perfect" threads!

[biggirl]

Be sure to check out my "It's too cold" and "It's too perfect" threads!

I've posted in the "It's too cold" thread. I should post there today. It is kinda chilly outside with the wind and all. Otherwise, gorgeous and sunny!

[JerseyRich]

I've posted in the "It's too cold" thread. I should post there today. It is kinda chilly outside with the wind and all. Otherwise, gorgeous and sunny!


Jeez! Make your mind up!

Is it too chilly? Too windy? Or is it gorgeous?

Crazy midwesterners.

[Gvac]

Really sunny and humid today. Had to use the AC all day.

[epo]

Really sunny and humid today. Had to use the AC all day.

By next week you'll need a blanket.

[Gvac]

Oy it's so humid.

[led37zep]

Oy it's so humid.

Ya, tomorrow is going to suck

[Gvac]

Damn near sweat my nuts off today.

[Gvac]

Holy shit is it sweltering out there.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

It's swelling down there tho.

[Gvac]

It's swelling down there tho.

You ain't kidding.

I don't think I can wear shorts today.

I'll get arrested for indecent exposure.

[Leticia]

It's swelling down there tho.

Mod quote!

[led37zep]

its 7am and I needed to turn on my AC! I need to summer in Alaska.

[Gvac]

It's hot as balls out there!

In mid-August!

Insanity.

[led37zep]

Its bullshit out there. Plus the fucking trains aren't running properly.


I'm moving to Alaska

[Gvac]

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

[lleeder]

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

yardfather was so hot he left the gun home

[Gvac]

yardfather was so hot he left the gun home

Did he take the cannoli?

[GregoryJoseph]

Surprisingly warm and humid for this time of year...

[high fly]

I love the hot weather.
I like walking outside and feeling the heat on me and I like the way the womens dress...

[razorboy]

It was sooooooooo fucking hot today, thank God the Sun has set. The heat index was hovering around 100° all day long.

[Crispy123]

We beat the 30 year high of 91 here in Melbourne, Fl yesterday with a record temp of 93 degrees in October.

We are in the end times my friends.

[ozzie]

Distustingly hot, sticky, humid and foggy again here this morning. High will once again be around 90º.

Hoping for some relief by next week.

[LordJezo]

Ahh mid November..

Today I have my windows and sliding door open to let some air in.

It's going to be almost 70 today here in NJ.

[hanso]

You notice on tv weather when the temp is 69.
The news folks never say 69 they say near 70 or such.

[GregoryJoseph]

It's December 3rd, and the temperature outside is a balmy 64 degrees!!! At 5:45 AM!!!

This is insanity!

[A.J.]

It's December 3rd, and the temperature outside is a balmy 64 degrees!!! At 5:45 AM!!!

This is insanity!

No, it's glorious.

[ANC]

Glad I wore short sleeves today...


Now I hear it's supposed to snow on Saturday! What's the world coming to?

[Furtherman]

It was 68 degrees at 6am this morning. I almost turned my air conditioner on.

[JerseyRich]

On the Garden State Parkway this morning at 9:15...

Madness!!!

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs034.snc3/12142_193980181204_514676204_3551343_5059102_n.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Must be the climate change. What say you?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just bought some sun block and a bathing suit.... its pool time

[Marc with a c]

just bought some sun block and a bathing suit.... its pool time

please wait for low tide.

[disneyspy]

just bought some sun block and a bathing suit.... its pool time

bacon grease and a tarp?

[Fallon]

It's 69 out right now. Breaking the record for this day from 1932.

I was wearing my super heavy jacket on Tuesday and today it's shorts. What a crazy month.

[razorboy]

It's 40°. I went outside with a coat on. It's too damn hot. I think I saw a very sweaty polar bear walking through the backyard.

[Furtherman]

A sweaty, sticky bump.


I think the sun has started going red giant on us, five billion years early.

[Snoogans]

Where I am its currently 72 degrees. But im thinkin of turning it down to 70.

[IamFogHat]

It's 97 degrees where I am.

[Misteriosa]

101 with a real feel of 109

:sad:

[Snoogans]

It's 97 degrees where I am.

outside its 101. But in my current location i just decided to make it 70

[ozzie]

outside its 101. But in my current location i just decided to make it 70

Must be a helluva system you've got. Most do well to keep it -20º under the outside temp.

[Snoogans]

Must be a helluva system you've got. Most do well to keep it -20º under the outside temp.

yea it was just put it in like 5 months ago. Its actually doing well enough that its only on like half the time to hold the temp. the rest of the time its off and so quiet and cool in here. Its awesome

[Furtherman]

I went to work extra early and will leave late just to avoid the humidity.

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/101.jpg

i got this when i went to search for the weather...

[disneyspy]

its a beutiful 86 degrees in northern michigan,break out kid rocks ALL SUMMER LONG and have fun at the twin bays

[Dude!]

its a beutiful 86 degrees in northern michigan,break out kid rocks ALL SUMMER LONG and have fun at the twin bays

so one day a year
N. MI has a better climate
than the east coast

enjoy

[disneyspy]

so one day a year
N. MI has a better climate
than the east coast

enjoy

with the scenery,people and clean air and water i'd say we have a better climate every day

[Snoogans]

with the scenery,people and clean air and water i'd say we have a better climate every day

you are aware that there are tons of places on the east coast with beautiful scenery and clean air and tons of people right?

[disneyspy]

you are aware that there are tons of places on the east coast with beautiful scenery and clean air and tons of people right?

ya tons of people is right,were a small metro area surrounded by woods and the people arent rude obnoxious north easterners

[RhinoinMN]

you are aware that there are tons of places on the east coast with beautiful scenery and clean air and tons of people right?

but the people are dirty.

[Snoogans]

ya tons of people is right,were a small metro area surrounded by woods and the people arent rude obnoxious north easterners

im pretty sure you have never been to most of the east coast them. You are basically descibing it to me big citie3s all over. Come by me or go up to NE, its a hell of alot nicer than dog shit michigan. Trust me

[Snoogans]

but the people are dirty.

only if they go in the ocean

[disneyspy]

but the people are dirty.

i bet they smell bad walking around all close together and shit in 100 degree weather

[Snoogans]

i bet they smell bad walking around all close together and shit in 100 degree weather

you are such an old creep

[Furtherman]

Mercury is gone. Venus is evaporating. It won't be long now before we're all burnt matchsticks.

[disneyspy]

you are such an old creep

you're lucky i cant find a soundbite for young obnoxious northeastern asian

[hammersavage]

It won't be long now before we're all burnt matchsticks.



Hey now. Take that shit to Wackbag

[Snoogans]

you're lucky i cant find a soundbite for young obnoxious northeastern asian

yea im lucky, that woulda ruined my whole world

[disneyspy]

yea im lucky, that woulda ruined my whole world

i didnt want to do that,maybe just make you alittle pissed off

[RhinoinMN]

only if they go in the ocean

I heard those people can't swim.

[Snoogans]

I heard those people can't swim.

lucky for us they cant. Or they would own those events too

[RhinoinMN]

lucky for us they cant. Or they would own those events too

They would slay the Bassmaster tour.

[Snoogans]

They would slay the Bassmaster tour.

lets not get crazy. that doesnt actually take physical abilities as much as other stuff

[RhinoinMN]

lets not get crazy. that doesnt actually take physical abilities as much as other stuff

They could cast farther giving them the ability to be more stealth.

[Snoogans]

They could cast farther giving them the ability to be more stealth.

for some reason i just dont see them fishing. Unless its a catfish contest

[RhinoinMN]

for some reason i just dont see them fishing. Unless its a catfish contest

Noodling. Manute Bol would have kicked ass.

[PapaBear]

It's not supposed to be 84 at 11PM!

[Hottub]

Yesterday afternoon.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8228/imag0049r.jpg

[A.J.]

Would you rather be shoveling snow?

[Furtherman]

Mercury is gone. Venus is evaporating. The Earth is next as Sol exhales its final red breath.

[A.J.]

Mercury is gone. Venus is evaporating. The Earth is next as Sol exhales its final red breath.

Just pray that it doesn't come close to Uranus!

[JerseyRich]

Heh...Dirty Astronomy Jokes...

[Jujubees2]

Would you rather be shoveling snow?

Yep. You can always put on another layer to keep warm...

[Judge Smails]

Mercury is gone. Venus is evaporating. The Earth is next as Sol exhales its final red breath.

You're actually having a delirious, fever induced, nightmare. In reality we are getting further from the sun everyday.

http://theleatherdistrictgourmet.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/rod_serling1.jpg

The poles of fear, the extremes of how the Earth might conceivably be doomed. Minor exercise in the care and feeding of a nightmare, respectfully submitted by all the thermometer-watchers in the Twilight Zone.

[Jujubees2]

Mercury is gone. Venus is evaporating. It won't be long now before we're all burnt matchsticks.

Mercury is dead?

http://www.posters.ws/images/836241/mercury_morris_with_ball_photofile.jpg

Venus is evaporating?

http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/venus1.jpg

What is this world coming to?

[Hottub]

Mercury is dead?

http://www.posters.ws/images/836241/mercury_morris_with_ball_photofile.jpg



'fraid so.

http://kuws.fm/freddie%20mercury.gif

[Furtherman]

'fraid so.

http://kuws.fm/freddie%20mercury.gif

As my Dad would say, he died because he was known to throw "wild" parties.

[hammersavage]

As my Dad would say, he died because he was known to throw "wild" parties.



He was ashamed to have a "wild" son.


Its too hot, too hot, too hot homies. Gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade.

[razorboy]

It's awesomely below average in Tampa. It helps that it's been raining 23 hours a day.

[scottinnj]

He was ashamed to have a "wild" son.


Its too hot, too hot, too hot homies. Gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade.


The local sports goombah summed it up nicely. You can complain about the heat, but you never, never NEVER have to shovel hot.

[Furtherman]

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/285679_450995104918757_848670987_n.jpg

First day of Summer tomorrow.


And she'd like to remind us, that she is a bitch.

[hanso]

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[keithy_19]

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/285679_450995104918757_848670987_n.jpg

First day of Summer tomorrow.


And she'd like to remind us, that she is a bitch.

I hate it. Absolutely hate it.

[sailor]

I hate it. Absolutely hate it.

Nothing worse.

[disneyspy]

its 80 here at 4 fucking AM,thiss is bullshit!

[Jayw]

I am on my way to lay conduit in a parking lot, putting in ground rod and shit all day long again. Sunburned from yesterday, only going to add to the awesomeness.

Praying for wind or something shit

[A.J.]

I hate it. Absolutely hate it.

Remember that when you're shoveling snow this winter.

[PapaBear]

Ah... I shall be sleeping all day in my air conditioned room. Being a night owl has it's benefits!

[sailor]

Remember that when you're shoveling snow this winter.

That argument never makes sense to me. A little exercise is nothing compared to being miserable all day.

[A.J.]

That argument never makes sense to me. A little exercise is nothing compared to being miserable all day.

I'm miserable all day when I'm freezing my ass off and slipping and sliding in the ice and snow.

[sailor]

I'm miserable all day when I'm freezing my ass off and slipping and sliding in the ice and snow.

Yeah, that never bothered me. Get fat, it'll help. :)

To each their own, I suppose.

[Furtherman]

I'd be happy to be wrapped in layers on a cold day.

I am not looking foward to these next two days.

[A.J.]

Pussies, the lot of ya! Sweat the germs and fat away!

[Furtherman]

Pussies, the lot of ya! Sweat the germs and fat away!

In NYC, they all boil into a fine mist that cakes on your face.

[A.J.]

Sweat bukakke -- HOT!

[sailor]

So, now that it's going to be in the 90s today, my company has instituted a no polo shirts policy. Still unsure about short sleeve button-ups. They really are trying to make it as unpleasant as possible to work here.

[Dude!]

They really are trying to make it as unpleasant as possible to work here.

isn't that your job?

[jennysmurf]

Ah... I shall be sleeping all day in my air conditioned room. Being a night owl has it's benefits!

This makes me want to find out what your phone number is and call you all day.

[A.J.]

Ah... I shall be sleeping all day in my air conditioned room. Being a night owl has it's benefits!

This makes me want to find out what your phone number is and call you all day.

(540)-555-BEAR

[jennysmurf]

(540)-555-BEAR

Ha! Fool me once....:nono:

[sailor]

isn't that your job?

No?

[IamFogHat]

We had our warmest winter here in history, is it too much to ask we have our mildest summer?

[newport king]

Milk is DEFINITELY a bad choice today.

These scumbags i work for let it be known today, those of us lucky enough to have AC in the truck (i dont) they will be monitoring idle times via GPS. Some people really shouldnt get to live.

[TripleSkeet]

Just swam in the pool with my kids the last 2 hours, now relaxing in the AC. Not such a bad day.:smoke:

[disneyspy]

Just swam in the pool with my kids the last 2 hours, now relaxing in the AC. Not such a bad day.:smoke:

you get any wooder in your ears?

[TripleSkeet]

you get any wooder in your ears?

Some. The splinters are a bitch.

[OGC]

We had our warmest winter here in history, is it too much to ask we have our mildest summer?

Up here in New England it has been very comfortable in the daytime to downright cold over nights.

[keithy_19]

Pretty sure the one part of the college where my class is doesn't have AC. Not looking forward to it.

[Jayw]

Yep that was a nightmare, I actually had to shovel the trenches out deeper, all day, because the guy we hired to trench was a fucking idiot.

No shade, was spectacular.

High is 83 tomorrow so looks like its cooling off, at least here in the midwest.

[keithy_19]

High is 83 tomorrow so looks like its cooling off, at least here in the midwest.

It'll be another 96 day tomorrow. It feels like 103. This time of year is stupid.

[Jayw]

Ya only because it is suppose to be raining though.

Praying for some rain thats for sure.

[Furtherman]

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[keithy_19]

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:lol:

[Furtherman]

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487769_417907971584923_488914640_n.jpg

[hanso]

104 in NYC ?

[disneyspy]

the temps just got to normal here just in time for the cherry festval,the smallest crop of cherries in decades but ALOT of people have shown up this year(could be a record number) my poor town is packed with tourists this year

[hanso]

What town is cherry capital ?

[sailor]

What town is cherry capital ?

Traverse.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Not sure if its the remains of Isaac here in the Northeast its going to feel like a rain forest for the next few days. Past 9:30 pm here and the temp is 77 and 96% humidity


Fuck this weather. I cant wait for October

[PapaBear]

Not sure if its the remains of Isaac here in the Northeast its going to feel like a rain forest for the next few days. Past 9:30 pm here and the temp is 77 and 96% humidity


Fuck this weather. I cant wait for October
It's just a few days. It will be nice and cool by the end of the weekend.

[jennysmurf]

Not sure if its the remains of Isaac here in the Northeast its going to feel like a rain forest for the next few days. Past 9:30 pm here and the temp is 77 and 96% humidity


Fuck this weather. I cant wait for October

I don't miss Connecticut Summer at all. Phooey on that heat and humidity nonsense.

[Dude!]

I don't miss Connecticut Summer at all. Phooey on that heat and humidity nonsense.

says the gal from the state
that's always on fire!

[jennysmurf]

says the gal from the state
that's always on fire!

That's Southern California. Where I am, it's cool and breezy! Perfection.

[Furtherman]

Bring on the arctic blasts!

[A.J.]

I don't miss Connecticut Summer at all. Phooey on that heat and humidity nonsense.

CT summers are nothing. Come to DC and feel a REAL humid summer. It's built on a swamp you know!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

CT summers are nothing. Come to DC and feel a REAL humid summer. It's built on a swamp you know!

Worst place for summer is Marine Corps boot camp at Parris Island SC. Swamps everywhere. I was there from Jun-Sep

[jennysmurf]

CT summers are nothing. Come to DC and feel a REAL humid summer. It's built on a swamp you know!

Can I stay with you for a few months? Just til I get back on my feet? Three months, six months, tops.

[A.J.]

Can I stay with you for a few months? Just til I get back on my feet? Three months, six months, tops.

I don't have to run the Gay 10K do I?

[jennysmurf]

I don't have to run the Gay 10K do I?

Yes. And I get to film you running it. In a tutu and feather boa. And sparkly boots. And maybe a wig.....

[A.J.]

I have just the thing.....

[jennysmurf]

I have just the thing.....

I knew you would.

[cougarjake13]

Yes. And I get to film you running it. In a tutu and feather boa. And sparkly boots. And maybe a wig.....



ahhh the hulk hogan

Wise choice

[sailor]

Not sure if its the remains of Isaac here in the Northeast its going to feel like a rain forest for the next few days. Past 9:30 pm here and the temp is 77 and 96% humidity


Fuck this weather. I cant wait for October

It was just raining here in Stamford and I went outside expecting it to be cool, but it was just vile hot rain.

[ozzie]

Not sure if its the remains of Isaac here in the Northeast....

Nope.

What's left of Issac (now being referred to as "Invest 90L") came BACK through here again last night, and is still lingering out in the Gulf.

Slight chance of re-forming back into a tropical system.

[jennysmurf]

Nope.

What's left of Issac (now being referred to as "Invest 90L") came BACK through here again last night, and is still lingering out in the Gulf.

Slight chance of re-forming back into a tropical system.

Yikes, really? I was just reading last night of the people who are blaming the new levees in New Orleans for flooding in the outlying areas. Now they'll be getting more rain?

[sailor]

Yikes, really? I was just reading last night of the people who are blaming the new levees in New Orleans for flooding in the outlying areas. Now they'll be getting more rain?

I'd blame the storm.

[jennysmurf]

I'd blame the storm.

Yeah, that's what the Army Corps of Engineers is saying. It was a slow-moving storm that dumped a lot of rain over several days. The town says, nuh uh, was not.

[PapaBear]

I take back what I said about it only being a few days. Today was fucking miserable! Oddly enough, I still bought a new thermal shirt at Costco today.

[jennysmurf]

I take back what I said about it only being a few days. Today was fucking miserable! Oddly enough, I still bought a new thermal shirt at Costco today.

You're a walking contradiction.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Just checked the extended forecast. The lows next week will be in the 50's and low 60's

:thumbup:

[PapaBear]

You're a walking contradiction.
Wouldn't a walking contradiction always be sitting?

And, WF... I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT!:furious:

[jennysmurf]

Wouldn't a walking contradiction always be sitting?

And, WF... I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT!:furious:

Stop making things complicated! And you know WF can't read!

[PapaBear]

And you know WF can't read!
Que?

[jennysmurf]

Que?

Wrestlingfan is too long to type all the time, so I just abbreviated it to WF.

[PapaBear]

Wrestlingfan is too long to type all the time, so I just abbreviated it to WF.
OK, Doesn't Get the Bit girl.

[jennysmurf]

OK, Doesn't Get the Bit girl.

It's been a long day, give me a break!

[ozzie]

The AC was still kicking on around midnight last night.

I'll be glad when this front finally pushes through.

Speaking of which... check out this WIND MAP (http://hint.fm/wind/) site.

Pretty cool.

[Jujubees2]

The AC was still kicking on around midnight last night.

I'll be glad when this front finally pushes through.

Speaking of which... check out this WIND MAP (http://hint.fm/wind/) site.

Pretty cool.

WF should be happy. Looks like the wind is pushing all the illegals in Texas back to Mexico!

[Chigworthy]

Heat from a furnace does two things:

1) It heats up the house.

2) It makes me feel like puking.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

WF should be happy. Looks like the wind is pushing all the illegals in Texas back to Mexico!

Is that another word for the economy?


They'll really end up in California

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Since when did they start naming blizzards?


The one that hit the Northeast last night into today is called Nemo

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Fuck!!!

My last comment should be in the it's too cold thread

[spoon]

Since when did they start naming blizzards?


The one that hit the Northeast last night into today is called Nemo

since everything is overhyped bullshit like your obsession with skeet

[DarkHippie]

Since when did they start naming blizzards?


The one that hit the Northeast last night into today is called Nemo

Instead of Finding Nemo, Nemo found us! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA!!

[hanso]

since everything is overhyped bullshit like your obsession with skeet

This may be the first thing wrong our friend has ever posted on here so please cut him some slack.

[jennysmurf]

Instead of Finding Nemo, Nemo found us! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA!!

Since you just came back, I'll let that one go. Next time, you get a slapping.

[keithy_19]

Since you just came back, I'll let that one go. Next time, you get a slapping.

Hey Jenny, wanna have sex? I figued I'd just let it out. I use protection.

[NickyL0885]

Hey Jenny, wanna have sex? I figued I'd just let it out. I use protection.

You're gonna cheat on Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters?

[jennysmurf]

Hey Jenny, wanna have sex? I figued I'd just let it out. I use protection.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-iQ5v3UMcZ0jVnYARCymtBQqmhB2Dbtpfkb750R_J7j10HzMf

[PapaBear]

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I was doing relief at work yesterday, and I said that line to one of the people I was giving a break to. She didn't get it.

[jennysmurf]

I was doing relief at work yesterday, and I said that line to one of the people I was giving a break to. She didn't get it.

Then you work with the wrong people.

[PapaBear]

Then you work with the wrong people.
One of them didn't know who Benny Hill was.

[jennysmurf]

One of them didn't know who Benny Hill was.

I hope you slapped them.

[PapaBear]

I hope you slapped them.
The guy who doesn't know Benny Hill is very large, and the girl who didn't get the Rocky line is very cute and very pregnant.

[jennysmurf]

The guy who doesn't know Benny Hill is very large, and the girl who didn't get the Rocky line is very cute and very pregnant.

Did you at least whither them with a scathing look and mock surprise?

[PapaBear]

Did you at least whither them with a scathing look and mock surprise?
The big guy never gets any of my references. I once said to him, "You don't know ANYTHING. Do you?"

[PapaBear]

Still... It's weird that you and both used that Rocky reference in a 36 hour period.

[jennysmurf]

Still... It's weird that you and both used that Rocky reference in a 36 hour period.

You can keep denying it all you want, but you know we were meant to be.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Can't wait until September. This fucking humidity blows. Gonna be like this for at least another week here in the NE

[jennysmurf]

It's not supposed to get very hot here, so most people and businesses don't have air conditioning. It's been a killer week, and we have a few more days to go. At least it cools off at night, so you can open your windows and get some relief. I am too delicate for this nonsense.

[PapaBear]

It's 75 here. :smoke:

[jennysmurf]

It's 75 here. :smoke:

Shut up.

[PapaBear]

Shut up.
It's 73 now.

[jennysmurf]

It's 73 now.

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[PapaBear]

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

70 at night but too damn stuffy. Gotta keep the AC on

The heavy rain we are supposed to get isn't going to cool anything

[WRESTLINGFAN]

If you live on or close to the island. You can cool off in Wontogg

:lol::lol:



http://www.newsday.com/long-island/suffolk/jonse-beach-misspelled-li-parkway-sign-directs-motorists-1.5858839

[sailor]

Subscription article.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

From NBC NY

http://m.nbcnewyork.com/nbcnewyork/pm_107633/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=dREO3C8s

[Gvac]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/HeatWave_zps06eaca68.jpg

[Dude!]

this has been a delightful summer
in the northeast...
only one hot week in July;
August has been just great

[sailor]

this has been a delightful summer
in the northeast...
only one hot week in July;
August has been just great

And how!