It's Too Hot

[GvacMobile]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.

[TheMojoPin]

First it was too cold. Now it's too hot.

Gvac is clearly going through "The Change."

Tick-tock/Biological clock.

[topless_mike]

i'll hold you to make you feel better.

[topless_mike]

First it was too cold. Now it's too hot.

Gvac is clearly going through "The Change."

Tick-tock/Biological clock.

next the music will be too loud...

I SAID NEXT THE MUSIC WILL BE TOO LOUD

[Dougie Brootal]

i'll hold you to make you feel better.

its too hot! he'll get all sweaty and tangled in your chest hair! you know he hates that!

[A.J.]

Read this. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1594052&postcount=220)

You want the alternative? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65623&highlight=cold+lately)

[GvacMobile]

Keep making jokes, but I just saw a bumble bee the size of my fist. They're mutating because of the heat.

Nice knowing you guys.

[TheMojoPin]

i'll hold you to make you feel better.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/fightclub3.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Keep making jokes, but I just saw a bumble bee the size of my fist. They're mutating because of the heat.

Nice knowing you guys.

Yeah, but everyone calls you "Babyhands" behind your back for a reason, so it's all good.

[Bossanova]

My fucking beer has beads of sweat on it. This will be a shit summer

[topless_mike]

Keep making jokes, but I just saw a bumble bee the size of my fist. They're mutating because of the heat.

Nice knowing you guys.

i saw one yesterdee too about that same size. i know the struggle...
seriously, this fucker was so big it had a license plate.

[Bossanova]

Yeah, but everyone calls you "Babyhands" behind your back for a reason, so it's all good.

Well they feel as soft as one when he touches me

[Team_Ramrod]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/fightclub3.jpg

Is that a nipple protruding from under Bob's shirt?


I wish it was warmer here.... it was 15 celcius (59 F)here all week, this morning it dropped to -8 (17 F)

[Knowledged_one]

yeah well its 323 Kelvin here talk about uncomfortable

[hexy68]

next the music will be too loud...

I SAID NEXT THE MUSIC WILL BE TOO LOUD

next he'll be telling the dam kids to get off his lawn :happy:

[Team_Ramrod]

yeah well its 323 Kelvin here talk about uncomfortable

Help (http://www.onlineconversion.com/temperature.htm)

[douggiebrootal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Bon_Jovi_7800_Fahrenheit.jpg
7800 degrees celcius, checkin in!

[LaBoob]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/fightclub3.jpg

Apparently it's cold wherever they are...

[Team_Ramrod]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Bon_Jovi_7800_Fahrenheit.jpg
7800 degrees celcius, checkin in!

It's not funny if it's TOO ridiculous Doug... C'mon, 7800 degrees celcius?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

perfect weather

we all need to shed our winter weight

keep being hot

[TheMojoPin]

What the fuck? It just jumped from the 50's here to the mid-upper 70's.

I blame Gvac's witchery.

[topless_mike]

perfect weather

<s>we all</s> I need to shed <s>our</s> my winter weight

keep being hot

much better.

[Kris10]

It's beautiful out! I got some color at the game yesterday.. I'm well on my way to looking like Earl this summer.... not something I'm proud of.. just saying the weather is nice!

[topless_mike]

I got some color at the game yesterday

hey... this is a post-imus world we live in....

[Kris10]

hey... this is a post-imus world we live in....

:)

[topless_mike]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.

take your clothes off then.

[Kris10]

take your clothes off then.

I'd like pics!!!

[topless_mike]

I'd like pics!!!

of him, right?

[Kris10]

of him, right?

Sure!

[Earlshog]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.


hot = girls wearing less... girls wearing less = more gooder

[Gvac]

hot = girls wearing less... girls wearing less = more gooder

Not always.

Although I saw a few absolutely lovely sights today while driving around, I did also spot the return of the muffin top.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/muffintop.jpg

Oh well, can't win 'em all.

[drjoek]

Not always.

Although I saw a few absolutely lovely sights today while driving around, I did also spot the return of the muffin top.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/muffintop.jpg

Oh well, can't win 'em all.

muffin tops

Fuckin starvin

[LaBoob]

Not always.

Although I saw a few absolutely lovely sights today while driving around, I did also spot the return of the muffin top.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/muffintop.jpg

Oh well, can't win 'em all.


did you say "top 'o the muffin to ya!" ?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Seinfeld_s8e21.jpg

[Gvac]

did you say "top 'o the muffin to ya!" ?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Seinfeld_s8e21.jpg

HAHAHA! I SOOO should have!

I'm using that from now on.

[drjoek]

81 degree temperature brings out Gods own favorite:
the white tank top
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/78/90/22749078.jpg

[Gvac]

81 degree temperature brings out Gods own favorite:
the white tank top
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/78/90/22749078.jpg

Amen, brother.

I saw an incredibly beautiful woman today wearing a white tank top with capri pants. Absolutely perfect calves.

I have a calf fetish.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have a calf fetish.

I was wondering why you were jerking off with that veal chop.

[BoondockSaint]

Amen, brother.

I saw an incredibly beautiful woman today wearing a white tank top with capri pants. Absolutely perfect calves.

I have a calf fetish.

I hear ya, brotha.

I have a piglet fetish.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have a piglet fetish.


I was wondering why the pages of Winnie the Pooh were stuck together.

[BoondockSaint]

I was wondering why the pages of Winnie the Pooh were stuck together.

I knew that was cumming but what else do you call a young pig? If ever there was a need for a Sniglet.

[Tenbatsuzen]

If ever there was a need for a Sniglet.


Earl, I'm sorry you had to hear that.

[Bulldogcakes]

I have a calf fetish.


http://www.cvmbs.colostate.edu/ilm/proinfo/calving/photos/bottle%20calf.jpg

Poor thing can barely walk. Fucking sicko.

[Kris10]

I have a calf fetish.

This is starting to get scary... I told someone this a few weeks ago.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Amen, brother.

I saw an incredibly beautiful woman today wearing a white tank top with capri pants. Absolutely perfect calves.

I have a calf fetish.


I wouldnt fuck a calf, but a toned tanned calf is nice to look at



I wont start a thread, but I am not typically a foot starerererer, but for the last 2 Summers, I have noticed girls (and my wife) wear flip flips out

not just to the pool, but to work out to bars

since when is a flip flop more than just a pool or beach shoe

[furie]

i actually got sunburned being outside all day today.

I'm like ESD, very fair skin.

[fezident]

Milk was a bad choice.

[Fallon]

I wish it was even warmer. I need sun.

It's nice wearing shorts and a tee out again.

[sailor]

First it was too cold. Now it's too hot.

Gvac is clearly going through "The Change."

Tick-tock/Biological clock.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v319/tankexmortis/Smileys/th_Silly_avatar_by_Dicx.gif

[led37zep]

I thought it was rather nice today.

Just my thoughts.

[TheMojoPin]

I wouldnt fuck a calf

Hippo and a live calf would end up like the cow and the raptors in Jurassic Park.

[PapaBear]

I wore shorts today. Damn, my legs are white.:help:

[Gvac]

It's heading toward the 80 degree mark again today.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f239/Synergy7/Thedepthsofhell.jpg

[sailor]

it's only hitting 71, mr unstable.

[Gvac]

it's only hitting 71, mr unstable.

According to Accuweather.com it's going to hit 81 Mr. Uninformed!

[Team_Ramrod]

I'd like pics!!!


I PM'd You... :innocent:

[Jughead]

Hope it cools down out there...My boss is Running in the Boston Marathon Monday....

[Bossanova]

I walked into down to get my car from the shop, and I it felt like August out

[RhinoinMN]

44 here. This thread is dead to me.

[Kris10]

I PM'd You... :innocent:

didn't get them babe! :glurps:

[sailor]

I walked into down to get my car from the shop, and I it felt like August out

gvac suck-up!

[Furtherman]

What the fuck? It just jumped from the 50's here to the mid-upper 70's.

You see folks? It could be worse. We could be stuck in Mojotown with cougars, earthquakes, and insane temperature jumps.

I'll take my 80 degrees and lead-soaked artificial turf and be happy about it!!!

[Hottub]

Mojo is damn lucky to have the cougers running wild.
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/826/826705/izabella-scorupco-20071011033213177-001.jpg

[Heather 8]

It's heading toward the 80 degree mark again today.


Only topped out at about 68 here at the shore. Temp's already dropping... I'll be visiting your cold thread shortly, I'm sure.

Dear bennies, please go home, it ain't Memorial Day yet. I'd like to get beyond our parking lot at some point this weekend, kthx.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/BenniesGoHome.jpg/800px-BenniesGoHome.jpg

[A.J.]

I love the warm weather but a little rain might be good to wash away some of this pollen.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

love this fucking weather

am off early because of Passover

gonna run some full or half court basketball

fuck the cold

[Dougie Brootal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Bon_Jovi_7800_Fahrenheit.jpg
7800 degrees celcius, checkin in!

its 7800 degrees fahrenheit you brootally stupid motherfucker.

[Bossanova]

Seriously, enough with the fucking bees already. Why are there so many

[Gvac]

Seriously, enough with the fucking bees already. Why are there so many

Remember last year they were telling us the bees were dying off and going to become extinct because cell phone signals were disrupting their sense of direction?

Whatever became of that nonsense?

[sailor]

Remember last year they were telling us the bees were dying off and going to become extinct because cell phone signals were disrupting their sense of direction?

Whatever became of that nonsense?

that was just some mom-and-pop study. wait for the more accurate corporate version later this summer.

[keithy_19]

that was just some mom-and-pop study. wait for the more accurate corporate version later this summer.

The bees are bigger because of tumors from the cell phone waves.

[keithy_19]

The bees are bigger because of tumors from the cell phone waves.

http://www.jwrworkings.com/hockey.jpg

See!

[scottinnj]

Remember last year they were telling us the bees were dying off and going to become extinct because cell phone signals were disrupting their sense of direction?

Whatever became of that nonsense?

Verizon put all the bees on the family talk plan. Problem solved.

[Furtherman]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in JUNE.

We're all going to die.


Fixed. And right. We're about 15 miles from the sun.

[Friday]

HA!

Nice work, Furtherman :wink:

[JPMNICK]

this weather is the worst thing ever

[Zorro]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/hockey.jpg

[RAAMONE]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.

i picture you to be that guy that walks around when its really hot or cold and says, "how bout this weather" to everyone

[A.J.]

I woke up this morning and went outside to shovel the heat off my driveway then scrape the heat off of my car. I then waited for them to plow the heat off of the roads so I could get to work.

Oh that's right -- WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT CRAP IN SUMMER.

[Bossanova]

Its fucking hotter out than Gvac's asshole

[TheMojoPin]

I woke up this morning and went outside to shovel the heat off my driveway then scrape the heat off of my car. I then waited for them to plow the heat off of the roads so I could get to work.

Oh that's right -- WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT CRAP IN SUMMER.

If only we had to.

[Gvac]

Current temp? 97 degrees F. With the humidity it feels like 104.

I'm not worried, though. I just bought a fan for the porch.

I just hope it's not too cold out there now.

Why did I pack my winter clothes away?

[Friday]

Current temp? 97 degrees F. With the humidity it feels like 104.

I'm not worried, though. I just bought a fan for the porch.

I just hope it's not too cold out there now.

Why did I pack my winter clothes away?

you do realize that when "we all die" ... you have to come with us, right?

and there's no coffee or cigarettes where you're going, sir.

[ANC]

My office is digustingly hot. Not to mention smells of deisel fumes. It's currently 84 degrees with no ventilation.. :wallbash:

[RhinoinMN]

you do realize that when "we all die" ... you have to come with us, right?

and there's no coffee or cigarettes where you're going, sir.

Isn't he supposed to choose who comes with him?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/chadsmoorscum/padrobot.jpg

[ANC]

This heat sucks a mean dick! :furious:

[BlackKen]

Yeah, I love how people from constant hot places always bitch that you people from NY only have to deal with it e few times a year.

Being from Texas, I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. I feel for you guys. Its gotta suck not being used to this then bam 5 straight days

[Friday]

This heat sucks a mean dick! :furious:

i always thought that was a good thing. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/kopfkratz.gif

[RAAMONE]

Yeah, I love how people from constant hot places always bitch that you people from NY only have to deal with it e few times a year.

Being from Texas, I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. I feel for you guys. Its gotta suck not being used to this then bam 5 straight days

i hope texas gets a blizzard tomorrow...then we can all unite in bitching

[DiabloSammich]

Anybody want to buy a landscape company?


Fuck this.

[Bossanova]

I thought about grilling later, but who wants to fire up a grill? So fucking gross

[Gvac]

Anybody want to buy a landscape company?


Fuck this.

This past winter was the first time in a LOOOOOONG time I seriously considered taking a desk job. When you've got to work out in the elements it gets tougher and tougher as you get older.

[TheMojoPin]

I thought about grilling later, but who wants to fire up a grill? So fucking gross

Do it in the nude, like your raging hippie-ness is screaming for you to do.

[DiabloSammich]

This past winter was the first time in a LOOOOOONG time I seriously considered taking a desk job. When you've got to work out in the elements it gets tougher and tougher as you get older.



Seriously.

It's all I can do to demand 13 hour days from my guys when it gets like this. I do provide them one 16 oz. carbonated soft drink of their choice per day, though. IN A BOTTLE.

I guess I'm just a big softie.

[midwestjeff]

I thought about grilling later, but who wants to fire up a grill? So fucking gross

Solution:

Park your car in the sun and put some foil on the hood.

They called me the problem solver in high school.

[Bossanova]

Do it in the nude, like your raging hippie-ness is screaming for you to do.

HAHA! I just may sir, and who knows maybe I will drop some marinade on my leg and not wash it off

[Bossanova]

Solution:

Park your car in the sun and put some foil on the hood.

They called me the problem solver in high school.

You have made my night so much easier

[Gvac]

HAHA! I just may sir, and who knows maybe I will drop some marinade on my leg and not wash it off

I'll lick it off.

[Bossanova]

I'll lick it off.

I seriously just got hard

[Gvac]

I seriously just got hard

Me too.

I love a good marinade.

[TheMojoPin]

I just had flashes of Jabba making out with Leia in Return of the Jedi.

[midwestjeff]

I seriously just got hard

Safety Tip:
If your going to do this naked,
keep your foil close to the edge of the car
so you don't have to lean over.
That way you won't burn your rod.

[RAAMONE]

HAHA! I just may sir, and who knows maybe I will drop some marinade on my leg and not wash it off

hope your not grilling sausages...that could end very badly

[TheMojoPin]

hope you're grilling sausages...that could end very sexily

Fixed.

[Bossanova]

hope your not grilling sausages...that could end very badly

No, I prefer my sausage raw and attached to Gvac's body

[DiabloSammich]

Safety Tip:
If your going to do this naked,
keep your foil close to the edge of the car
so you don't have to lean over.
That way you won't burn your rod.



The voice of experience.

I've heard his penis looks like it got it's prom tuxedo out of the fridge.

[TheMojoPin]

No, I prefer my sausage raw and attached to Gvac's body

That's weird. Why not just play with his penis?

[RhinoinMN]

No, I prefer my sausage raw and attached to Gvac's body

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f331/karianne4484/Funny%20pics/HotDogCartoon.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

It's a SAUSAGE PARTY!!!

http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/sausage.jpg

[Furtherman]

Rorschach! Get in here.

[RAAMONE]

No, I prefer my sausage raw and attached to Gvac's body

damn...your mod quote space is already kinda full

[Friday]

and to top off the heat.... my throat is killing me and i think i have a fever.

Boo, Mother nature.
BOO I SAY.
:sad:

[Bossanova]

and to top off the heat.... my throat is killing me and i think i have a fever.

Boo, Mother nature.
BOO I SAY.
:sad:

I have to agree. Fuck mother nature. Fuck her in her fucking eye socket

[RhinoinMN]

It's a SAUSAGE PARTY!!!



Yay!

I'll contribute. NSFW! (http://0be.tripod.com/uhyw/cock_sausage.jpg)

[Gvac]

http://www.tv-intros.com/p/pants%20off%20dance%20off.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im wearing my 3rd shirt today

air conditioning is down

this is gross

[Bossanova]

Im wearing my 3rd shirt today

air conditioning is down

this is gross

I am on my tenth beer and the same shirt. Love days off in the a/c

[Hottub]

Goddam dirty hippies!

[IamPixie]

I am on my tenth beer and the same shirt. Love days off in the a/c

I could never type that well 10 drinks in. My hats off to you.

[Bossanova]

I could never type that well 10 drinks in. My hats off to you.

Well thank you. I have had some practice over the years

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I could never type that well 10 drinks in. My hats off to you.


QFT

Boss drinks at the level of a 67 year old townie drunk

[DarkHippie]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f331/karianne4484/Funny%20pics/HotDogCartoon.jpg

This is the gayest picture ever on the board. I need to go wash with bleach to get the gay out

[Gvac]

This is the gayest picture ever on the board. I need to go wash with bleach to get the gay out

"Bleach" huh?

I get it! :wink:

[scottinnj]

It's only mid-April and it's 81 degrees already.

At this pace it'll be around 147 in July.

We're all going to die.



You're as bad as the oil speculators.

"Pretty soon its gonna cost 5 bucks a gallon for gas."

*POOF* Gas is 5 bucks a gallon.

I hope a drunk trucker hauling a gas tanker plows into their house, and they die screaming like a napalm victim. All of them. We have enough tanker trucks and liquor to get the job done.

[epo]

Thank God for air conditioning.

[scottinnj]

Thank God for air conditioning.

There are no atheists in heat waves.

[epo]

There are no atheists in heat waves.

Isn't Gvac a deity?

[Heather 8]

Thank God for air conditioning.

And thank gawd for "bed rest" in air conditioning.

Bad news for Gvac: Jack's internal thermostat is just like his mommy's. He's currently laying down in his bassinet with just a diaper, furiously kicking his blanket off.

[scottinnj]

Isn't Gvac a deity?

Yes, and you are sinning by saying his name, you mere mortal.

[Zorro]

Isn't Gvac a deity?

Yes and he's demanding we sacrifice a goat

[Furtherman]

Did you feel that? We just flew by Venus. No signs of slowing down.

[epo]

It's so damned hot!

[Gvac]

Northern New Jersey, DECEMBER 10, 2008.

Current temperature? 60 degrees F!

I'm worried.

[disneyspy]

Fuck You!

[Whiskeyportal]

Yesterday it was in the 70's. Today it's 50 degrees out. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[jauble]

Its about 30 and dropping here, yesterday it was 50 something. Lousy Smarch weather.

[disneyspy]

hasnt made it up to freezing since thanksgivin
fuck everybudday but jauble

[reillyluck]

Northern New Jersey, DECEMBER 10, 2008.

Current temperature? 60 degrees F!

I'm worried.

i hope you are wearing your Capris today. it's warm out there!

[Don Stugots]

Walking from the train to the site, I'm sweating. Stand inside the site, cold and damp. Maybe it will be warmer inside tomorrow.

[nate1000]

hovering around freezing (30 now- may get all the way up to a balmy 36) and snowing like a mother.

[IMSlacker]

NYC: 59 degrees
Houston, TX: 36 degrees

The end is near.

[biggestmexi]

16 here dicls

[GvacMobile]

NYC: 59 degrees
Houston, TX: 36 degrees

The end is near.

My theory is that the triangulation of Venus, Jupiter, and the moon that occurred last week forced Earth to invert. North is south, south is north.

I also believe it has greatly lessened our planet's gravitational pull and for short periods of time we will be able to fly.

I plan on testing out my theory later on today.

[Don Stugots]

I'm walking on sunshine....

[jauble]

I'm walking on sunshine....

http://blogspot.fluidnewmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/endust.jpg

Yeah its pretty fun.

[Gvac]

Today is December 15th. That's right, December.

Expected temp today here in Northern New Jersey? 60 fucking degrees!

This is bullshit.

[A.J.]

Today is December 15th. That's right, December.

Expected temp today here in Northern New Jersey? 60 fucking degrees!

This is bullshit.

That's almost Doha-like!

[RoseBlood]

Today is December 15th. That's right, December.

Expected temp today here in Northern New Jersey? 60 fucking degrees!

This is bullshit.

"...and God said, it shall be 60 fucking degrees and sunny for RoseBlood's birthday, December 15 year of our Lord 2008."

[biggestmexi]

http://blogspot.fluidnewmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/endust.jpg

Yeah its pretty fun.

Ha thats great.

Today is December 15th. That's right, December.

Expected temp today here in Northern New Jersey? 60 fucking degrees!

This is bullshit.

Son of a fuck.

you know what it is in central IL. 6 not 6-0 just 6. plus as blowy as ^^^^

mother fuck.

Yesterday it was 48. What the fuck shit.

[Gvac]

This is such fucking bullshit. It's supposed to hit 48 degrees today! ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

Almost 50 degrees and raining? Thanks a lot, God. So much for a white Christmas, eh?

This weather is for pussies.

[Don Stugots]

It so warm out that I almost didn't wear an undershirt.

[Gvac]

I just went outside and there were mosquitoes buzzing around.

MOSQUITOES.

On December 27th.

[disneyspy]

weve had a record amount of snowfall so far this year,ive spent the last 3 days shoveling a roof,its 51 degrees and super foggy today,the roof is bare,thank you jebus

[Gvac]

It's supposed to hit 63 degrees here tomorrow.

IN WINTER.

I'm waiting for it to start raining frogs.

Then the locusts will come.

[RoseBlood]

I'm waiting for it to start raining frogs.

Then the locusts will come.

Exodus 8:2
Believe it folks! The End Is Near!!! Ahhhhhhhh

[RoseBlood]

I'm waiting for it to start raining frogs.

Then the locusts will come.

I can't wait!!! :happy:

http://i44.tinypic.com/11b45yt.jpg

[lleeder]

I can't wait!!! :happy:

http://i44.tinypic.com/11b45yt.jpg

Did you kiss him and he became a prince?

[OGC]

weve had a record amount of snowfall so far this year,ive spent the last 3 days shoveling a roof,its 51 degrees and super foggy today,the roof is bare,thank you jebus


Sounds like you've had the same week that I had. Shoveling, chopping, scraping, and cleaning off roofs. Don't forget to add hooking up a generator so that one of the houses' water pipes wouldn't freeze (without electricity for 8 days).

Now I am sitting here watching the rain drip off of a bare roof. I am very happy to see the shingles.

And yes, possible 60 degree temps tomorrow. I think a nice winter hike is in order.

[KatPw]

It's supposed to hit 63 degrees here tomorrow.

IN WINTER.

I'm waiting for it to start raining frogs.

Then the locusts will come.SSHHHHHHH, don't remind the universe that it is winter. I hate shoveling, I'd rather put up with frogs and mosquitos.

[RoseBlood]

Did you kiss him and he became a prince?

I kissed him.. No Prince :down:
But I woke up with really bad case of the Oral Herpes :flush:

[lleeder]

I kissed him.. No Prince :down:
But I woke up with really bad case of the Oral Herpes :flush:

Been there.

[disneyspy]

Sounds like you've had the same week that I had. Shoveling, chopping, scraping, and cleaning off roofs. Don't forget to add hooking up a generator so that one of the houses' water pipes wouldn't freeze (without electricity for 8 days).

Now I am sitting here watching the rain drip off of a bare roof. I am very happy to see the shingles.

And yes, possible 60 degree temps tomorrow. I think a nice winter hike is in order.

we have a 2 day blizzard comin tommorow,but its our first day above 34 degrees in over a month!so ill take it,the roads will be sooooo screwed when i go home monday...

[A.J.]

Hotter dammit! I want hotter!

[scottinnj]

I just went outside and there were mosquitoes buzzing around.

MOSQUITOES.

On December 27th.

My dogs have fleas. I guess this is going to be a year round thing now.

[epo]

It was nearly 60 today and rained for much of the day.

I need to be held as this world ends.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It's currently 40 degrees in Arizona and my lips are chapped.

[ToiletCrusher]

It was nearly 60 today and rained for much of the day.

I need to be held as this world ends.


Same here man, it hit 62 and rained away the 2 feet of snow. Sunday will be 56 and we will have 60+mph wind gusts with some rain. This is killing my weekend of snowboarding. At least it will be 27 by Thurday.

[Gvac]

With the rising temps, all of the snow and ice is melting off the ground and evaporating, resulting in some real bad ass fog. It looks like a Jack the Ripper movie outside.

[Friday]

the fog tonight really IS fantastic.
scary, but interesting, driving out there.

[KnoxHarrington]

It crossed the 70 degree mark here today.

In fact, I was just outside, and I still don't need a jacket.

This is fucked up.

[GregoryJoseph]

50 degrees here in northern Jersey, and it's still early. We're headed for the mid-60's.

Hopefully I get to see you all on the other side.

Well, not all of you.

[ToiletCrusher]

50 degrees here in northern Jersey, and it's still early. We're headed for the mid-60's.

Hopefully I get to see you all on the other side.

Well, not all of you.


It's going to drop there like it is dropping here. It was 64 here and is supposed to drop to 35. That's moving east to you! Best of luck and seek shelter.

[ToiletCrusher]

and now the cable is out. I can only imagine power will follow. Is this the apocalypse??

[Gvac]

and now the cable is out. I can only imagine power will follow. Is this the apocalypse??

My only wish is that I could have gotten to know you better.

Fare thee well, my friend.

[ToiletCrusher]

My only wish is that I could have gotten to know you better.

Fare thee well, my friend.

It's been nice. Perhaps the almighty will spare jersey.

[Gvac]

It's been nice. Perhaps the almighty will spare jersey.

Not very likely, but I appreciate the sentiment. It's currently 56 degrees and climbing.

I've made peace with my maker. I suggest you do the same.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Daily Journal, Day 3

it is currently 39 degrees in Arizona. Understanding it's in the mid-60's in Jersey, my wife is now harassing me that we should have stayed home.

[RoseBlood]

Let's see your Neti Pot help you outta this one.

[TheMojoPin]

Back to being 16 degrees...as it should be. It was nice for the weird balmy day to melt all the ice and snow.

[disneyspy]

its cold in the D,got 3" overnight to start makin up for the 3' we lost yesterday,the flood warnin has been lifted

[ToiletCrusher]

It is now 33. Well, back to the "it's been cold" thread.

[Gvac]

It's supposed to hit 46 degrees here today!

46!!!

In January in the northeast?

Something is terribly wrong...

[MHasegawa]

http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

It's supposed to hit 46 degrees here today!

46!!!

In January in the northeast?

Something is terribly wrong...

We cracked 60 degrees here today.

However, more seasonable weather is returning...probably about 35 or so tomorrow.

[Gvac]

Well, here we are.

Super Bowl Sunday.

February 1st, 2009.

The current temperature here in northern NJ?

50 fucking degrees!

Last night I was balancing on ice walking to my door...today it's a mud pit out there.

Insanity.

[ToiletCrusher]

goddamn right. It got to 44 here.

[disneyspy]

we finally broke freezing today,a tropical 34 degrees

[Gvac]

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Current temperature at 10:33 AM = 56 degrees Fahrenheit!

What the fuck???

I thought this was Winter!

You could catch a tan out there today!

[JerseyRich]

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Current temperature at 10:33 AM = 56 degrees Fahrenheit!

What the fuck???

I thought this was Winter!

You could catch a tan out there today!

Looks like I won't be needing these.

http://richstillwell.com/images/richnewpants.gif

[britneypablo]

it says its 53 here, but it feels like 68ish .....and rich u will need those if ur plannin on keep in that pastie white complexion

[epo]

Yesterday we set a record for February 7th at 53 degrees. Insanity!

[JerseyRich]

it says its 53 here, but it feels like 68ish .....and rich u will need those if ur plannin on keep in that pastie white complexion

Yea, because clearly your tan makes me look so much whiter.

[JerseyRich]

Yesterday we set a record for January 7th at 53 degrees. Insanity!

Wow...Wisconsin is really behind. Rubes.

[disneyspy]

yesterday was amazing,we lost 2 feet of snow in the last two days here,supposed to be in the 40s again today,boy im glad winter is over

[BlackSpider]

54 degrees here in PA...

[JerseyRich]

I took the cover off my pool just now...

Gonna start cleaning the grill in a few.

Can't wait to hit the beach next weekend! This is great! I haven't worn my flip flops in months!

[disneyspy]

gonna grill out and wash my car! maybe throw on a beachboys CD

[Gvac]

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[Gvac]

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[midwestjeff]

Just a heads up for the ladies, I will be shirtless and smoking on my balcony from time to time today.
Taking photos is ok but please keep the drool to a minimum. It sickens me.

[Gvac]

Just a heads up for the ladies, I will be shirtless and smoking on my balcony from time to time today.
Taking photos is ok but please keep the drool to a minimum. It sickens me.

Get your own gimmick.

[zildjian361]

Looks like I won't be needing these.

http://richstillwell.com/images/richnewpants.gif

your'e a silly goose :laugh: 59 in the hood.

[epo]

The forecast is for a high of 57 today...and the record for today is 58.

I only hope I don't burn in this sort of blistering heat!

[disneyspy]

our record high is 50,its sposed to get up to 54 today,flooding might be a problem if it rains

[ToiletCrusher]

on the way to 59 today!!!

[RhinoinMN]

45 checking in. 40mph wind so I won't enjoy it.

[TjM]

20's this morning 30's right now

[Gvac]

Fuckin' sweatin' over here.

I'm about ready to fire up the AC.

[jauble]

Gvac is only comfortable when the temperature is a constant 47 degrees.

[epo]

Gvac is only comfortable when the temperature is a constant 47 degrees.

I'd guess the problem is all of that hair on his back.

[jauble]

I'd guess the problem is all of that hair on his back.

Maybe he should pull a stugots?

[JerseyRich]

Maybe he should pull a stugots?

Eww...

I have a feeling that's already been done.

[Friday]

61 degrees today.

61.

[Furtherman]

This is Members Only jacket weather.

[A.J.]

I didn't wear a coat today. It's like being back in Doha!

[Thebazile78]

I didn't wear a coat today. It's like being back in Doha!

But we've got humidity here.

[ToiletCrusher]

my lord. 52 now and skyrocketing all the way up to 60 here! This hot day is apparently going to be accompanied by severe thunderstorms and 50mph winds!

[Thebazile78]

We're supposed to get the "dangerous winds" tomorrow.

And I can't call out because of wind warnings.

At least we're not in OK ... they had a freak tornado cluster this week; killed 8 people (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090211/ap_on_re_us/severe_weather_41).

[Dougie Brootal]

68 here.

[A.J.]

But we've got humidity here.

They've got it there too. Trust me.

[Thebazile78]

They've got it there too. Trust me.

How? Do camels really sweat that much? Or did someone open the building in the UAE where they have the ski slopes?

[A.J.]

How? Do camels really sweat that much? Or did someone open the building in the UAE where they have the ski slopes?

Doha is located on the coast. So is Dubai. Riyadh on the other hand is located in the middle of Saudi Arabia near no sources of water so the heat there is a dry heat.

[Thebazile78]

Doha is located on the coast. So is Dubai. Riyadh on the other hand is located in the middle of Saudi Arabia near no sources of water so the heat there is a dry heat.

It's been ages since I looked at a map; thanks for the geography lesson!

(Even if it killed my camel sweat stab at a joke.)

[A.J.]

I liked it. Sorry for being the killjoy Liz!

[Thebazile78]

I liked it. Sorry for being the killjoy Liz!

No, it's better that I learned something than if my joke flew well.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yesterday 45. Today 48.


It's a fucking heat wave. I imagine many many people will die from dehydration and heat exhaustion.

[JerseyRich]

Yesterday 45. Today 48.


It's a fucking heat wave. I imagine many many people will die from dehydration and heat exhaustion.


I saw the sun when I went out to lunch.

We're all gonna die in a flood. You'll see.

[RhinoinMN]

I saw the sun when I went out to lunch.

We're all gonna die in a flood. You'll see.

It is 30 here. snowing, raining, sleeting, thunder and lightning. We will die for sure.

[ToiletCrusher]

56 this morning!!! Not normal!

[ToiletCrusher]

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0305091245.jpg


WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!

[ToiletCrusher]

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0306091128.jpg

Might as well live south of Virginia.

[Gvac]

March 7th and it's 65 degrees and sunny?

This is fucking ridiculous. I'm sweating already.

[epo]

March 7th and it's 65 degrees and sunny?

This is fucking ridiculous. I'm sweating already.

Could the solution be shaving your back?

[boosterp]

It is 79 degrees here and I am running the AC in my truck.

[SatCam]

It is 79 degrees here and I am running the AC in my truck.

well now that's just plain wasteful

[A.J.]

This is a wonderful tease from Mom Nature.

[scottinnj]

This is a wonderful tease from Mom Nature.

Yep, all the snow melted in my yard to reveal large areas of green grass. My mower won't stand a chance this summer.

[ToiletCrusher]

60?


Yesterday was 54 for the st. patty's parade and bright blue skies and now it's 60. Tomorrow even warmer!

I think it's time to put my air conditioner in the window again.

[ToiletCrusher]

Sweet Christ, it's 57 again today. Yesterday, it hit 66.

[Gvac]

Holy fuck...63 degrees??? REALLY???

It's still winter, for crying out loud.

This is just absurd.

[topless_mike]

Holy fuck...63 degrees??? REALLY???

It's still winter, for crying out loud.

This is just absurd.

till friday, really.

[ANC]

This moes at work still have the heat running... Turn the motherfucker off it's nice out.. I'm makin' taffy over here!

[JerseyRich]

I'm still at work. Nude.

This is absurd.

[topless_mike]

This moes at work still have the heat running... Turn the motherfucker off it's nice out.. I'm makin' taffy over here!

i have the window open.
smell the fresh cough cough wtf is that smell.

[ANC]

i have the window open.
smell the fresh cough cough wtf is that smell.

probably a mix of deisel fumes and seagull shit.

At least you can open a window.. I'm sealed in here.. :thumbdown:

[topless_mike]

probably a mix of deisel fumes and seagull shit.

At least you can open a window.. I'm sealed in here.. :thumbdown:

reeks of seagull shit and fat/oil.
quite gross. then again, thats why the gulls here have like 6ft wingspans.

[ANC]

reeks of seagull shit and fat/oil.
quite gross. then again, thats why the gulls here have like 6ft wingspans.

Maybe it's fryers from the Seamens Church..

I have trucks idling underneath my office all day long.. ..the air ducts have sut around them....That can't be healthy

[~Katja~]

I used to have a direct view to the window... now they blocked off with some stupid cabinets... maybe it's better that way... else I would not be able to make it through the next 13 minutes

[epo]

Holy fuck...63 degrees??? REALLY???

It's still winter, for crying out loud.

This is just absurd.

74 here yesterday and 55 today.

I feel ripped off!

[scottinnj]

If we could figure out how to harness the heat generated inside of parked cars we could tell the rest of the world to kiss our patooties!
It was 45 degrees this morning but the interior of my car was incredibly hot when I went outside to get a cigarette from the cupholder.
In fact, one of the compartments is on the dashboard, and it has a warning sticker inside of it saying stuff like credit cards and cellphones are prone to melting if you store them there in the summertime.

[scottinnj]

74 here yesterday and 55 today.

I feel ripped off!

Your 2 day average is 64.5, mother nature is still under control.