Breaking the Law..

[RADIO-SHARK]

Have you ever committed a crime and gotten away with it? We,ve all done something at some time. Right!! Because why would we have police then.

Once upon a time, long ago I drove a late 1950,s two door hardtop .My friends wanted to go to Seaside Heights for the day. There was a gas shortage then and you were only allowed to buy $10.00 at the station, and that wasnt enough to get us to Bloomfield. The car had a 4 barrell carb on a 413. So I came up with the idea on how to get all the gas we needed.When nite had fallen, me and my friends dressed in dark clothes and carrying all the gas cans we could find, about 9 or 10, climbed a fence into a yard where they kept construction equipment and proceeded to drain every bulldozer we could find. Those babies run on HiTest too. We left the yard looking like Mad Max walking thur the desert with gas cans on a stick across our shoulders.We filled the tank and put the rest in the massive trunk. The back bumper was awfully low to the road but we made it to the shore the next day.The only down side was that our clothes, my car, our bathing suits ,towels and girlfriends smelled of gas. Good Times!!!

[JerseyRich]

Better than smelling like a stink bomb.

That's right! I went there! Ohhhhh!

Funny story.


I used to steal cans of soda, small bags of candy and Desert Storm Trading cards from the supermarket on the way home school.

Who wants to buy a Chinook in Mint Condition?

[Hottub]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Breaking_The_Law.jpg/200px-Breaking_The_Law.jpg

In my younger days, I committed countless crimes against Mr. Gates intellectual property. I have since gone legit.

Last month I used a Pedigree Puppy coupon to get $2 off Pedigree adult dog food.

I used to stop at the Garden State Parkway tolls (before cameras) , open the door, scoop up the quarters that missed the basket, and still blow the toll. I could make 5 bucks on my trip to Rutgers.

OK, pretty boring.

Sorry Shark.

[DarkHippie]

i smoke pot

[Doctor Manhattan]

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[MobCounty]

I'm still waiting on statute of limitations.

[Marc with a c]

i bring bottles of liquor to bars.

[TeeBone]

When I was younger, I was lucky not to get a DUI.
I really do regret driving in the condition I did sometimes.

[Ritalin]

When I was younger, I was lucky not to get a DUI.
I really do regret driving in the condition I did sometimes.

I'm with you, brother. Makes me shudder sometimes.

[Coach]

Why was my post deleted?

[Fallon]

Have you ever committed a crime and gotten away with it? We,ve all done something at some time. Right!! Because why would we have police then.

Once upon a time, long ago I drove a late 1950,s two door hardtop .My friends wanted to go to Seaside Heights for the day. There was a gas shortage then and you were only allowed to buy $10.00 at the station, and that wasnt enough to get us to Bloomfield. The car had a 4 barrell carb on a 413. So I came up with the idea on how to get all the gas we needed.When nite had fallen, me and my friends dressed in dark clothes and carrying all the gas cans we could find, about 9 or 10, climbed a fence into a yard where they kept construction equipment and proceeded to drain every bulldozer we could find. Those babies run on HiTest too. We left the yard looking like Mad Max walking thur the desert with gas cans on a stick across our shoulders.We filled the tank and put the rest in the massive trunk. The back bumper was awfully low to the road but we made it to the shore the next day.The only down side was that our clothes, my car, our bathing suits ,towels and girlfriends smelled of gas. Good Times!!!

Was Earl upset?

[TheMojoPin]

Why was my post deleted?

I don't see a record of a post deletion.

[PapaBear]

Some friends and I went joyriding at speeds of over 100MPH in an unmarked Virginia State Police car. One of the guy's dad was the cop, and he was away at the beach. There were 5 of us in the car, and as we were flying down a rural road, we saw another State Trooper had someone pulled over up ahead. My buddy slowed down to try to sneak by, but we all suddenly ducked. That freaked him out, so he did a 180 and flew in the other direction. I have a feeling we might have been in some pretty bad trouble if we had been caught.:devil2:

[Coach]

I don't see a record of a post deletion.
Oooooookay, my bad..Must not have taken..
I stole metal signs from all of the big meets I have been to..international too (my coach used to help me).
I have about 75-100 signs from various pools and meets. My Gem: "Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Articles" sign I got in the Park Olympic Montreal locker room, it was in both French and English. Thought we were screwed at customs..but I took it the first day of the meet, and my coach duct taped cheers to it all week, so they didn't look twice at it.
I liked the Irony.

[jauble]

I once hobbled my favorite author in order to deal with my terrible lonliness.

[Slumbag]

I once hobbled my favorite author in order to deal with my terrible lonliness.

Your sig pic is decieving, Miss.
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t209/Sembronoh/misery.gif

As for me, I'm not admitting shit.

[Thomas Merton]

My first thought about the thread title was Beavis and Butthead. the blond hyper one playing air guitar saying it. Wish I knew how to post pictures

Many crimes involving operating a motor vehicle

Worst crime against was a student throwing a desk, then assaulting me

[jonyrotn]

<p>Why was my PAST deleted?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>Just be glad it wasn't your future..These mods are fucking leathal...

[Mike Teacher]

03/22/88: I did not come to a complete stop.

[midwestjeff]

i smoke pot

what he said.

[Justice4all]

Wow....I was trying to think of anything remotely similar to some of these stories.

When I was 18 I used to work for a gas station. The owner was this Scrooge look alike who acted the same too.

Every night before my shift was over I would cap my car off with Supreme gas and take 20 or 30 bucks from the stash. This went on for several months. (hey it was the 80's back then....gas was under 1.00 a gallon and 20 bucks got you pretty far)
The guy never caught me.

HOWEVER one time the Dominos pizza guy came un during the daytime when the boss was still in, and told him "Hey can I get the gas for free? I always give the guys at night a free pizza for the free gas"

At that point the jig was up.


Needless to say we couldn't do that anymore.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have sticky fingers