I Punched My Boyfriend in the Balls

[grlNIN]

Yep.

Last night we were in bed and i was really upset over a fight that's been going on for a few days. So i was telling him how i feel and after i was done talking i heard his typical "im sleeping" breathing.

Holy shit i got so enraged that my mind couldn't even think of anything to do but sit up and swing my arm at him. Sure enough, i unintentionally hit his crotch.

The sound he made was fucking terrible, i would never want to hear that again in a million years and i felt so ashamed and upset that i punched him there because i seriously wasn't trying to.

The worst part is he is really mad at me(and he should be) but he wrote a text saying "im really fucking pissed that i got punched in the balls last night for no reason", which is making me laugh every time i read it.

:down:

[Snacks]

i would say you are very lucky you are a girl, because no man should ever hit a women. but he has every right to call you the word every women hates. women hit us, we get to call them cunts!

[JPMNICK]

HAHAHA that is an awesome story. do you punch him a lot? i can not imagine how much it must have hurt

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.speedbag.info/images/akx2_tsaw.jpg

WORK 'EM GOOD, CHAMP!!! You gotta eat thunder and make him crap bue balls!

[angrymissy]

I've rolled over in bed and put the full weight of my body on my elbow and hit jeff in the balls doing that. I don't think he was even able to talk for 5 minutes. It's happened a few times

[joethebartender]

I've seen your movie.

NSFW (http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:nPAF-usqIn8J:www.metacafe.com/watch/72382/japanese_ball_punch/+ball+punch+porn&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us)

[grlNIN]

I never ever hit him, not even play fighting.

I think i slapped him once but it was something i care not to go into. Other than that, never.

I also want to point out that it was dark int he room and i was in bed so i didn't have my glasses on and couldn't see where i was hitting.

[A.J.]

When you give birth someday, double that pain and you will know what he experienced.

[topless_mike]

i can understand why he's pissed. ball shots hurt, purposely or unintentional. i clipped my nut sitting down this morning and it still hurts 6 hours later.

being in a fight didnt help either.
i know you didnt mean to do it. but it still hurts.

[Furtherman]

"im really fucking pissed that i got punched in the balls last night for no reason"

He's most likely right about that.


Chicks. :wacko:

[hurlmon]

you didnt mean to do it. but it still hurts.

Maybe you should kiss it to make it feel better :tongue:

[angrymissy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhzIk-ZWnTc

[Friday]

i guess he won't be so quick to fall asleep while you are speaking your mind from now on!

[topless_mike]

hey, he asked for it.

[grlNIN]

He said he wasn't even sleeping.

[walking joint]

When you give birth someday, double that pain and you will know what he experienced.

hilarious...anytime i want to annoy my wife i bring this up. i just keep telling her she doesn't understand how bad it is. i'm sure its nothing like giving birth, but i refuse to admit it and stand by it being worse.

[A.J.]

hilarious...anytime i want to annoy my wife i bring this up. i just keep telling her she doesn't understand how bad it is. i'm sure its nothing like giving birth, but i refuse to admit it and stand by it being worse.

You don't get an epidural for a kick in the nuts.

[Friday]

He said he wasn't even sleeping.

they ALWAYS say that.

[grlNIN]

I don't even get what that means.

[Recyclerz]

Yep.

Last night we were in bed and i was really upset over a fight that's been going on for a few days. So i was telling him how i feel and after i was done talking i heard his typical "im sleeping" breathing.

Holy shit i got so enraged that my mind couldn't even think of anything to do but sit up and swing my arm at him. Sure enough, i unintentionally hit his crotch.

The sound he made was fucking terrible, i would never want to hear that again in a million years and i felt so ashamed and upset that i punched him there because i seriously wasn't trying to.
...



http://www.bu.edu/mih/images/Freud.jpg

"There are no accidents."

[Tall_James]

Here's a new avatar for him if he ever joins up here...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7997/comp48byqb5.gif

[epo]

A punch to the nuts is a horrible, horrible punishment. Seriously...it's a good reason to walk.

[jonyrotn]

This thread has got me harder then Chinese arithmetic...

[Friday]

A punch to the nuts is a horrible, horrible punishment. Seriously...it's a good reason to walk.

even if it was unintentional?

[JPMNICK]

even if it was unintentional?

she still went to punch him while he was not paying attention, regardless of where it landed

[MM2]

Yep.

Last night we were in bed and i was really upset over a fight that's been going on for a few days. So i was telling him how i feel and after i was done talking i heard his typical "im sleeping" breathing.

Holy shit i got so enraged that my mind couldn't even think of anything to do but sit up and swing my arm at him. Sure enough, i unintentionally hit his crotch.

The sound he made was fucking terrible, i would never want to hear that again in a million years and i felt so ashamed and upset that i punched him there because i seriously wasn't trying to.

The worst part is he is really mad at me(and he should be) but he wrote a text saying "im really fucking pissed that i got punched in the balls last night for no reason", which is making me laugh every time i read it.

:down:

That's hilarious, the same thing happened to me a few years ago. An ex-girlfriend was going on about something, just trying to fight, I had to get up early for work and just wanted to sleep. As she's going off, I just turned over put a pillow over my head and tried to sleep. She jumped on top of me trying to rip the pillow off. I stood my ground and she gave up, but not before hitting what she thought was the bed, but nope, it twas infact my fucking balls. So much pain, the fight was over right there, but it wasn't worth it. I laugh about it today, but damn that sucked so bad.

[Knowledged_one]

Here's a new avatar for him if he ever joins up here...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7997/comp48byqb5.gif

I liked it better with George C. Scott

[Dougie Brootal]

you and friday are the 2 worst people on earth. you for punching your boyfriend in the balls and friday for thinking its okay to punch a man in the balls. thats just wrong.

[Team_Ramrod]

Getting hit in the balls sucks.

I make it a point during the introducion phase with every female to mention that if they ever hit he in my nuts that I'll bite off their nipple and areola.


But I'd never hit back.

[ChrisTheCop]

Yeah, seriously. Turn it around and say he "accidentally" punched you in the face because he was mad you werent listening...

doesnt sound so cute anymore, does it?

THEN imagine you heard thru the grapevine that he was laughing at your text chastising him for what he did.

[Friday]

you and friday are the 2 worst people on earth. you for punching your boyfriend in the balls and friday for thinking its okay to punch a man in the balls. thats just wrong.

i don't recall ever saying it was ok to punch a man in the balls.

nope. not something i would ever do.

i learned to box so that i could break a jaw, not a nut. :bye:

[FUNKMAN]

could always kiss e'm and make them better...

[Dougie Brootal]

hey, he asked for it.

i don't recall ever saying it was ok to punch a man in the balls.

nope. not something i would ever do.

i learned to box so that i could break a jaw, not a nut. :bye:

youre right, my mistake it was topless mike. please dont break my jaw.:surrender::help:

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I also want to point out that it was dark int he room and i was in bed so i didn't have my glasses on and couldn't see where i was hitting.

I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

[Drunky McBetidont]

both my kids have done more damage to my balls than my wife has. they have been accidentally smashing my nuts for years.

[topless_mike]

i learned to box so that i could break a jaw, not a nut. :bye:

and hearts
:wub:

[Justice4all]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhzIk-ZWnTc

I'm surprised no one put THIS one up either....

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Yep.


Holy shit i got so enraged that my mind couldn't even think of anything to do but sit up and swing my arm at him. Sure enough, i unintentionally hit his crotch.



I never ever hit him, not even play fighting.

I think i slapped him once but it was something i care not to go into. Other than that, never.

I also want to point out that it was dark int he room and i was in bed so i didn't have my glasses on and couldn't see where i was hitting.

she still went to punch him while he was not paying attention, regardless of where it landed

Yeah, seriously. Turn it around and say he "accidentally" punched you in the face because he was mad you werent listening...

doesnt sound so cute anymore, does it?

THEN imagine you heard thru the grapevine that he was laughing at your text chastising him for what he did.

I think the only thing I can add is for Nick and CTC....QFT.

Maria, we know you feel bad but it is ALMOST contradictory when you say you flung your arms at him then say you never hit him. I know it's tough to keep your hands to yourself when you get pissed but CTC and JMP are right, just think how you would have felt if it happened to you.

But knowing you, I don't think you would let this happen again. (unless he laid his hands on you, then all bets are off)

[Gvac]

I had a psychotic girlfriend who would punch and kick in her sleep, as well as when she was drunk. She never got me in the nuts, but it made going to bed even more adventurous than usual.

[epo]

even if it was unintentional?

Where are you swinging that an unintentional nut shot is even possible?

[RhinoinMN]

Where are you swinging that an unintentional nut shot is even possible?

epo is right. Even that kind of collateral damage could be reason enough to walk. If you want to hit a man and are remotely close to the "area" DON"T DO IT!

[Ritalin]

i don't recall ever saying it was ok to punch a man in the balls.

nope. not something i would ever do.

i learned to box so that i could break a jaw, not a nut. :bye:

I don't mean to correct you, but you don't break a nut.

You bust a nut.

[Friday]

Where are you swinging that an unintentional nut shot is even possible?

I am not swinging anywhere. I thought I cleared this up in my last post.

[Epschtein]

thats why i have always lived by the rule "if my balls are in the room, nobody should be making any sudden movements"

doesnt sound so crazy now does it?

[RhinoinMN]

thats why i have always lived by the rule "if my balls are in the room, nobody should be making any sudden movements"

doesnt sound so crazy now does it?

Actually it does.

[Ritalin]

thats why i have always lived by the rule "if my balls are in the room, nobody should be making any sudden movements"

doesnt sound so crazy now does it?

Actually it does.

Yeah, it really does, because your balls go everywhere you do, right? You just could have said "if I'm in the room, nobody should be making any sudden movements", which would also be a little crazy.

Or maybe that's how you talk. "Where you goin, Epschtein?"

"My balls are going to the bar".

Or "My balls loved the amusement park".

[Gvac]

I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Jake.jpg?t=1209682167

[ChrisTheCop]

looks like belushi just summoned the smoke monster.

[damainer]

Hopefully he is banging a bunch of whores right now and catches some disease which in turn he gives to you.

[grlNIN]

Wow, wtf?

First of all, i don't need to be told by a bunch of STRANGERS of what MY intentions were.

Like i said earlier, i didn't mean to hit him in the crotch. It was dark and i am legally blind without my glasses-which were not on and if we want to get technical then yes my boyfriend has gripped me up once.

I don't need any lectures on the kind of woman and/or girlfriend i am and i sure as hell don't need you people posting messages to the tune of "if i were your man id walk out...".

I posted this because i thought it was mildly funny and i was legitimately upset about it but not surprisingly some of you can't get a hold of yourselves before pushing the post button and respect a person's words, feelings and personal life.

I bet most of you don't even have anyone to punch you in the balls and if you do you really have it coming.

[Bulldogcakes]

And this loser is still your boyfriend? You should dump him just for not breaking up with you.

[Bulldogcakes]

I posted this because i thought it was mildly funny and i was legitimately upset about it but not surprisingly some of you can't get a hold of yourselves before pushing the post button and respect a person's words, feelings and personal life.

Doesn't sound like you were too upset.



The worst part is he is really mad at me(and he should be) but he wrote a text saying "im really fucking pissed that i got punched in the balls last night for no reason", which is making me laugh every time i read it.

:down:

If I accidentally punch my girlfriend, especially in an area like that, I wouldn't think there was anything funny about it. And when something like that happens in the middle of a fight, its not really an accident. It's not like it happened in some innocuous way and was totally unintentional. You were, by your own admission, in a rage at the time. Guilty.

[ChrisTheCop]

I have no idea how I got the combination to this private thread.

[smiler grogan]

I'm not attacking grlnin but I believe that females just cannot grasp how shockingly painful getting hit in the nuts is.

[grlNIN]

No one said it was private. We all post stuff here that is personal and not so personal that doesn't mean you have to act like a prick in your response.

[ChrisTheCop]

I dont think I was being a prick, if that who you mean.

I just asked you to put the shoe on the other foot.

It wouldnt be funny, and therefore it is not.

Of course, if you find it funny, then its funny to you... and thats your opinion.
This board is all about opinions...not everyone is gonna laugh along with you every time.

Be prepared.

[underdog]

First of all, i don't need to be told by a bunch of STRANGERS of what MY intentions were.

It really has been pretty funny watching every one react for your boyfriend.

It's also interesting to see that no boy on this board has any sort of pain tolerance.

[smiler grogan]

It really has been pretty funny watching every one react for your boyfriend.

It's also interesting to see that no boy on this board has any sort of pain tolerance.
nonsense.
I have been hit in the balls, it hurts, it wasn't funny to me.
Pain tolerance has nothing to do with it, women aren't taught to kick a guy in the balls during self defense classes for nothing.

[Epschtein]

"first they punched my neighbor in the balls, but i did not speak out because they were not my balls..."

[grlNIN]

I'd also like to add that when i apologized for everything he said that he was thinking about it today and thought the noise he made when he got hit was funny.

So there.

[SmallFry]

He could get this...

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[Epschtein]

cool, i didnt see what the big deal was, you didnt mean to do it. finding some humor in it after the fact is perfectly normal, its not like you left him maimed or something.

[underdog]

nonsense.
I have been hit in the balls, it hurts, it wasn't funny to me.
Pain tolerance has nothing to do with it, women aren't taught to kick a guy in the balls during self defense classes for nothing.

There's a huge difference between a woman kicking you as hard as she can in the balls because she's being threatened and some chick accidentally hitting you in the balls in the middle of an argument. It hurts for a second and quickly goes away.

Walk it off, deek.

And the guys here need to stop acting like, "you're lucky he didn't hit you" or any of this other "OMG double standard" bullshit. You don't hit a fucking woman because men, for the most part, are FAR physically superior over women. My wife tried hitting me once and it was fucking laughable. If I hit her, I might kill her. Just because some girl accidentally hit her boy in the balls in the middle of the fight is no where close to being right for the guy to hit her back.

[Snacks]

There's a huge difference between a woman kicking you as hard as she can in the balls because she's being threatened and some chick accidentally hitting you in the balls in the middle of an argument. It hurts for a second and quickly goes away.

Walk it off, deek.

And the guys here need to stop acting like, "you're lucky he didn't hit you" or any of this other "OMG double standard" bullshit. You don't hit a fucking woman because men, for the most part, are FAR physically superior over women. My wife tried hitting me once and it was fucking laughable. If I hit her, I might kill her. Just because some girl accidentally hit her boy in the balls in the middle of the fight is no where close to being right for the guy to hit her back.

equal is equal

seriously a man should never hit a women. you can hurt a women with words.

[Judge Smails]

You've got one of these coming to you:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/dark_lotus_999/3399.gif

[Epschtein]

"did you know beth, in certain south american countries its still legal to kill your wife if she punches you in the balls?"

[midwestjeff]

It's official.
Mankind will never be funnier.
Shut it down, boys.

[underdog]

equal is equal

Men and women aren't equal.

seriously a man should never hit a women. you can hurt a women with words.

Seriously. My lack of interest and blatant disregard for her feelings hurts my wife way more than my fist ever could do.

[angrymissy]

Wow, wtf?

First of all, i don't need to be told by a bunch of STRANGERS of what MY intentions were.

Like i said earlier, i didn't mean to hit him in the crotch. It was dark and i am legally blind without my glasses-which were not on and if we want to get technical then yes my boyfriend has gripped me up once.

I don't need any lectures on the kind of woman and/or girlfriend i am and i sure as hell don't need you people posting messages to the tune of "if i were your man id walk out...".

I posted this because i thought it was mildly funny and i was legitimately upset about it but not surprisingly some of you can't get a hold of yourselves before pushing the post button and respect a person's words, feelings and personal life.

I bet most of you don't even have anyone to punch you in the balls and if you do you really have it coming.

Unintentional Ball Shot = always funny. America's Funniest Home Videos proves this as fact.

[ChrisTheCop]

Unintentional Ball Shot = always funny. America's Funniest Home Videos proves this as fact.

In that case...

This thread is useless without video.

[smiler grogan]

There's a huge difference between a woman kicking you as hard as she can in the balls because she's being threatened and some chick accidentally hitting you in the balls in the middle of an argument. It hurts for a second and quickly goes away.

Walk it off, deek.

And the guys here need to stop acting like, "you're lucky he didn't hit you" or any of this other "OMG double standard" bullshit. You don't hit a fucking woman because men, for the most part, are FAR physically superior over women. My wife tried hitting me once and it was fucking laughable. If I hit her, I might kill her. Just because some girl accidentally hit her boy in the balls in the middle of the fight is no where close to being right for the guy to hit her back.

you must have very tough balls.

[smiler grogan]

Unintentional Ball Shot = always funny. America's Funniest Home Videos proves this as fact.
I can't disagree. I laugh like a moron everytime I see an ball shot clip.

[underdog]

you must have very tough balls.

Just very mushy thighs.

[jonyrotn]

<p>I'd also like to add that when i apologized for everything he said that he was thinking about it today and thought the noise he made when he got hit was funny.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>So there.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
Accidents happen..I'm sure you are sorry about what you did and I'd hate to think you can't come to RF.net and post amusing stories about you life..I'm certain the negativity comes from guy's who have been hurt in this manner and didn't like the fact that you found it funny...I like you and I think you're a very funny girl..Please don't take these posts to seriously, a lot of it is just to break you balls..
Btw,don't let your bf know it was funny because he may get upset..

[TheMojoPin]

So NINny accidentally smacking her boyfriend's doo-dads when she can't see = a dude punching a chick in the face?

Just wanted to be clear on that one.

[ChrisTheCop]

So NINny accidentally smacking her boyfriend's doo-dads when she can't see = a dude punching a chick in the face?

Just wanted to be clear on that one.

to whom is that directed? 'cuz I certainly didnt say that.

[SatCam]

You've got one of these coming to you:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/dark_lotus_999/3399.gif

this gets me every time

[TheMojoPin]

to whom is that directed? 'cuz I certainly didnt say that.

Then I took this completely the wrong way:

Yeah, seriously. Turn it around and say he "accidentally" punched you in the face because he was mad you werent listening...

doesnt sound so cute anymore, does it?

What is this supposed to mean?

[ChrisTheCop]

ahhh...so it WAS directed at me! YAY!

ok..sorry...what if the guy said later that he couldnt see good or that he meant to tap her lightly somewhere else?

MY point was that if you go to slap someone playfully, and end up actually hurting them, then all the apologies in the world dont matter as long as youre still laughing about it as they tell you how much it hurt.

Again, holier than thou, you know youd be jumping all over a guy who starts a thread stating, "I kicked my gal in the cunt.....and when she texted me it hurt, I laughed and laughed".
Or a GUY that took offense to others being offended by their actions, and telling them to mind their own business after posting it ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

and to answer your initial question, in this hypothetical YES theyre the same because theyre both accidental, and were done for the same reason (inner anger).

[Friday]

Chris is the bessst.

and not just cause he enforces laws and stuff.

[grlNIN]

MY point was that if you go to slap someone playfully, and end up actually hurting them, then all the apologies in the world dont matter as long as youre still laughing about it as they tell you how much it hurt.

Again, holier than thou, you know youd be jumping all over a guy who starts a thread stating, "I kicked my gal in the cunt.....and when she texted me it hurt, I laughed and laughed".
Or a GUY that took offense to others being offended by their actions, and telling them to mind their own business after posting it ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

Oh my god.

First im a fucking girl and it was a halfassed hit so how hard could it have been?

Secondly i wasn't laughing like a maniacal animal over the fact that i hurt him, i was upset and ashamed BUT the way he phrased the text made me laugh and he later said he laughed about the incident as well. Talking about holier than thou dude, you seriously need to get off your high fucking horse.

I sincerely hope you don't use your busted, half assed logic on women of domestic violence.

[grlNIN]

Chris is the bessst.

and not just cause he enforces laws and stuff.

It would be the best if i could punch you in your balls.

[ChrisTheCop]

Chris is the bessst.

and not just cause he enforces laws and stuff.

I hear Steve saying "the betht of ron and fez...it's the betht" as I read that,

But the main reason I quoted it:

QFT

[FUNKMAN]

come on, let's not all get teste...

[ChrisTheCop]

Oh my god.

First im a fucking girl and it was a halfassed hit so how hard could it have been?

Secondly i wasn't laughing like a maniacal animal over the fact that i hurt him, i was upset and ashamed BUT the way he phrased the text made me laugh and he later said he laughed about the incident as well. Talking about holier than thou dude, you seriously need to get off your high fucking horse.

I sincerely hope you don't use your busted, half assed logic on women of domestic violence.

I certainly take the same position with all victims of domestic violence.
It's not funny. I find it hard to believe that anyone would want a police officer to just laugh it off.

I'm glad that you and your boyfriend were able to work it out.

[Friday]

It would be the best if i could punch you in your balls.

what the fuck is your problem?

first... i don't have balls as i am a woman.

second... i don't recall doing anything warranting a personal attack.

where is mojo now?

[TheMojoPin]

ahhh...so it WAS directed at me! YAY!

ok..sorry...what if the guy said later that he couldnt see good or that he meant to tap her lightly somewhere else?

MY point was that if you go to slap someone playfully, and end up actually hurting them, then all the apologies in the world dont matter as long as youre still laughing about it as they tell you how much it hurt.

Again, holier than thou, you know youd be jumping all over a guy who starts a thread stating, "I kicked my gal in the cunt.....and when she texted me it hurt, I laughed and laughed".
Or a GUY that took offense to others being offended by their actions, and telling them to mind their own business after posting it ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

and to answer your initial question, in this hypothetical YES theyre the same because theyre both accidental, and were done for the same reason (inner anger).

Actually, they're not the same, since the inflicting the same pain on a woman would take a lot more than accidentally smacking her somewhere. It's not like she was trying to hurt him as much as possible...she went to smack him for seemingly falling asleep when they were talking and accidentally got the boys in the line of fire. Yeah, it sucks, but it's the one spot on us that unfortunately tends to hurt a lot even if they just get barely grazed. There's really no way for a guy to inflict that kind of pain accidentally on a woman, so your hypotheticals are completely unrealsitic and not comparable. And she's not saying she's laughing maliciously about hurting him...she said she laughed that she got a text message about aching balls. That's ridiculous thing that doesn't usually happen and it was amusing. Is this really such a bad thing to you or really comparable to women getting kicked or punched by a guy?

[ChrisTheCop]

what the fuck is your problem?

first... i don't have balls as i am a woman.

second... i don't recall doing anything warranting a personal attack.

where is mojo now?

uh oh...two senior ladies of th eboard are at odds...

WHO WILL Mojo kiss up to???? lol.

(but Friday, I thought NIN meant ME.)

[ChrisTheCop]

Actually, they're not the same, since the inflicting the same pain on a woman would take a lot more than accidentally smacking her somewhere. It's not like she was trying to hurt him as much as possible...she went to smack him for seemingly falling asleep when they were talking and accidentally got the boys in the line of fire. Yeah, it sucks, but it's the one spot on us that unfortunately tends to hurt a lot even if they just get barely grazed. There's really no way for a guy to inflict that kind of pain accidentally on a woman, so your hypotheticals are completely unrealsitic and not comparable. And she's not saying she's laughing maliciously about hurting him...she said she laughed that she got a text message about aching balls. That's ridiculous thing that doesn't usually happen and it was amusing. Is this really such a bad thing to you or really comparable to women getting kicked or punched by a guy?

so a PERSON who accidentally causes pain to someone when they didnt mean to isnt the same as a PERSON who accidentally causes pain to someone when they didnt mean to???

Ok..I see where that just doesnt make sense.

Where's my ladder? How am I supposed to get on this big of a horse without my LADDER???!!!

[RhinoinMN]

If it would relieve any tension I'll throw my balls out there for random abuse.

[TheMojoPin]

so a PERSON who accidentally causes pain to someone when they didnt mean to isnt the same as a PERSON who accidentally causes pain to someone when they didnt mean to???

How does a guy "accidentally" cause the same amount of pain to a woman that an accidental smack to the nads causes a guy? He can't. He would have to be really trying to hurt her.

There's not a guy where that hasn't accidentally taken a shot to the doo-dads in one way or another. If someone is aiming for them, that's pretty shitty, unless the guy was attacking someone. If it's accidental, yeah, it sucks, but it's not the end of the world. It's a design flaw. She wasn't trying to hurt him, but he unfortunately accidentally ended up getting whacked in the jewels. A guy simply isn't going to be able to do the same to a woman without really going out of his way to try and hurt her. You want a black and white rationale like you keep trying to create? There it is. What you're presenting aren't comparable at all outside of the basic situation of one human causing pain to another.

I have no idea how you act like circumstance and intention have absolutely no bearing in differentiating between this and what you're bringing up. It's not the same. Not even close.

[RhinoinMN]

How does a guy "accidentally" cause the same amount of pain to a woman that an accidental smack to the nads causes a guy? He can't. He would have to be really trying to hurt her.

There's not a guy where that hasn't accidentally taken a shot to the doo-dads in one way or another. If someone is aiming for them, that's pretty shitty, unless the guy was attacking someone. If it's accidental, yeah, it sucks, but it's not the end of the world. It's a design flaw. She wasn't trying to hurt him, but he unfortunately accidentally ended up getting whacked in the jewels. A guy simply isn't going to be able to do the same to a woman without really going out of his way to try and hurt her. You want a black and white rationale like you keep trying to create? There it is. What you're presenting aren't comparable at all outside of the basic situation of one human causing pain to another.

I have no idea how you act like circumstance and intention have absolutely no bearing in differentiating between this and what you're bringing up. It's not the same. Not even close.


I like how you used nads, doo-dads, and jewels in one post. This thread rules.

[TheMojoPin]

That's how I roll. Classy.

[ChrisTheCop]

That's how I roll. Classy.

Your reading comprehension, however, leaves much to be desired.

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, that's it. I just can't grasp that a guy "accidentally" punching a woman in the face or kicking her in the punjabi and a woman accidentally smacking a guy's balls IS CLEARLY THE SAME THING. DAMMIT!!!

[Recyclerz]

How does a guy "accidentally" cause the same amount of pain to a woman that an accidental smack to the nads causes a guy? ...

By saying "Yeah, that dress does make your ass look big" ? :innocent:



< is glad this thread isn't "That's Life" protected.

[epo]

It would be the best if i could punch you in your balls.

Classy.

[underdog]

Classy.

Classy.

[RhinoinMN]

Classy.

Sassy

[TheMojoPin]

Classy.

Glassy.

[Dude!]

i bet medusa is looking better and better to that poor sap

[drusilla]

while the two of them may or may not have some anger management issues, it was still a fucking accident. she is basically blind without her glasses on & it just sucks for all of you men having those little sensitive things hanging out in the open to be knocked around. it will be looked up as funny once its gotten over & they will loff & loff.

[RhinoinMN]

Glassy.

Gassy

[Marc with a c]

maybe your boyfriends balls are just to big.

[Fallon]

maybe your boyfriends balls are just to big.
HOW BIG ARE THEY?!?!

[PapaBear]

HOW BIG ARE THEY?!?!
Bigger than they were before.

[Snacks]

ahhh...so it WAS directed at me! YAY!

ok..sorry...what if the guy said later that he couldnt see good or that he meant to tap her lightly somewhere else?

MY point was that if you go to slap someone playfully, and end up actually hurting them, then all the apologies in the world dont matter as long as youre still laughing about it as they tell you how much it hurt.

Again, holier than thou, you know youd be jumping all over a guy who starts a thread stating, "I kicked my gal in the cunt.....and when she texted me it hurt, I laughed and laughed".
Or a GUY that took offense to others being offended by their actions, and telling them to mind their own business after posting it ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

and to answer your initial question, in this hypothetical YES theyre the same because theyre both accidental, and were done for the same reason (inner anger).

exactly, if a guy posted this more people would be all over them. and if they got upset for being judged he would get attaked further.


Oh my god.

First im a fucking girl and it was a halfassed hit so how hard could it have been?

Secondly i wasn't laughing like a maniacal animal over the fact that i hurt him, i was upset and ashamed BUT the way he phrased the text made me laugh and he later said he laughed about the incident as well. Talking about holier than thou dude, you seriously need to get off your high fucking horse.

I sincerely hope you don't use your busted, half assed logic on women of domestic violence.

you know how women compalin and complain about men not understanding the pain of giving birth or pms? well same goes here. just tapping it wrong could be more pain then you can imagine. you dont know so dont thing its nothing.



Actually, they're not the same, since the inflicting the same pain on a woman would take a lot more than accidentally smacking her somewhere. It's not like she was trying to hurt him as much as possible...she went to smack him for seemingly falling asleep when they were talking and accidentally got the boys in the line of fire. Yeah, it sucks, but it's the one spot on us that unfortunately tends to hurt a lot even if they just get barely grazed. There's really no way for a guy to inflict that kind of pain accidentally on a woman, so your hypotheticals are completely unrealsitic and not comparable. And she's not saying she's laughing maliciously about hurting him...she said she laughed that she got a text message about aching balls. That's ridiculous thing that doesn't usually happen and it was amusing. Is this really such a bad thing to you or really comparable to women getting kicked or punched by a guy?

if you just threw your hands up and hit a women on the nose she would be out. so if a man accidentily did something that physically hurt his wife then it has to be on purpose because they dont have a spot like we have? your hypothetical is unrealistic if you thing a man couldnt hurt a women by accident you are nuts. women are much more fragile, any little tap could hurt her.

im guessing you dont have any BALLS because any MAN not understanding another man being pissed and not giving a shit who did it and how it happened. must have none.

[Snacks]

while the two of them may or may not have some anger management issues, it was still a fucking accident. she is basically blind without her glasses on & it just sucks for all of you men having those little sensitive things hanging out in the open to be knocked around. it will be looked up as funny once its gotten over & they will loff & loff.

if your man was playing a video game and swung his hand around and knocked you out by accident. would it be funny to you? how about if you found out later that he was laughing about it with all his friends that he knocked you out cold and seeing you cry like a bitch made it even funnier, that would make you laugh even more, huh?

[angrymissy]

if your man was playing a video game and swung his hand around and knocked you out by accident. would it be funny to you? how about if you found out later that he was laughing about it with all his friends that he knocked you out cold and seeing you cry like a bitch made it even funnier, that would make you laugh even more, huh?

Let me buttinsky here. Jeff can back this up too.

Jeff and I ALWAYS end up accidentally hitting each other while wrestling for the remote and crap. He has elbowed me in the fucking tits, I have rolled over onto his junk, scratched him with long nails, he has bruised me by flailing around while wrestling (again for remote).

These incidents have brought us both to the point of tears from the pain.

WE ALWAYS LAUGH ABOUT IT LATER. BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT. We will even mock each others tears with fake crying.

Let me say, once, I was lying on the couch with a bunch of pillows on me. I saw Jeff across the room grinning over at me scuffing his feet on the floor like he was a bull. I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! as I watched him run over to the couch and leap into the air to body slam me, basically. He thought that the pillows would "soften" the body slam, which they sort of did, but my back then hit the METAL BAR holding the sectional couch together. GUESS WHAT, I LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW, whoopdeefreakin doo.

This is like, the most controversial thread evah for an unintentional ball shot. I would have laughed later too. It really depends on your relationship.

[jonyrotn]

Jeff can back this up too.Jeff and I ALWAYS end up accidentally hitting each other.These incidents have brought us both to the point of tears from the pain.
We will even mock each others tears with fake crying.Why don't you squirt eachother with douche bags, it's much more gental..I'm sorry Jeff, I was only kidding..Don't cry!!!

[topless_mike]

Jeff and I ALWAYS end up accidentally hitting each other while wrestling for the remote and crap.

you guys reek of awesomeness.

[topless_mike]

again, it was an accident. and untimely one, but still an accident.




can we be done with this already?

[Judge Smails]

My son told me this morning that my seven year-old daughter kicked him "in the privates". She said it was an accident. Usually I take her side, because he tortures her mercilessly, but this thread has me so worked up that I took away her favorite dolly. She left for school crying and whimpering.

[Snacks]

My son told me this morning that my seven year-old daughter kicked him "in the privates". She said it was an accident. Usually I take her side, because he tortures her mercilessly, but this thread has me so worked up that I took away her favorite dolly. She left for school crying and whimpering.

like i said there are other ways to make a girl cry!!!

[DolaMight]

come on, let's not all get teste...

That was funny. This thread god good since I last saw it yesterday afternoon.

You've got one of these coming to you:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/dark_lotus_999/3399.gif

Not that anyone has argued this or it makes a difference but there's no way women can contemplate the pain of a testicular shot anymore than men can contemplate childbirth. The woman in this gif proves that. A shot like that would put a man on the ground like a tazer.

The pain is indescribable because it's not like normal pain. It's kinda like when you hurt your back so bad that your brain momentarily ceases to work, you become nauseous, and your lose all motor control. It's less like the extreme pain of breaking your femur and more like being electrocuted. You're completely disabled.

I don't know why they're out there all vulnerable, I agree with Ron when he said it's like having a kidney hanging on the outside of your thigh.

Science says they're out there to keep jizz refrigerated but I think evolution also put them there to help keep Caveman CrazeD from having his way with the ladies. Prehistoric Pepper Spray.

[TheMojoPin]

if you just threw your hands up and hit a women on the nose she would be out. so if a man accidentily did something that physically hurt his wife then it has to be on purpose because they dont have a spot like we have? your hypothetical is unrealistic if you thing a man couldnt hurt a women by accident you are nuts. women are much more fragile, any little tap could hurt her.

im guessing you dont have any BALLS because any MAN not understanding another man being pissed and not giving a shit who did it and how it happened. must have none.

Yeah, that's actually not what I was saying at all. I didn't say a man couldn't hurt a woman by accident...I said that for a man to accidentally inflict the same amount of pain on a woman that even an accidental sideswipe of the balls causes is incredibly unlikely. Stuff happens by accident...this kind of stuff just unforutnately tends to hurt a LOT more. Nor did I say someone shouldn't be pissed off or annoyed from taking a shot there...what I was talking about were people coming at NINny like she did this on purpose, or didn't feel bad about it, or was laughing at anything besides the ridiculousness of getting a text mssage talking about sore balls.

[Furtherman]

This thread should be a funny one. And it is. But it isn't as well. It's confusing.



I bet most of you don't even have anyone to punch you in the balls and if you do you really have it coming.

It's true. :sad:

[DolaMight]

Yeah, that's actually not what I was saying at all. I didn't say a man couldn't hurt a woman by accident...I said that for a man to accidentally inflict the same amount of pain on a woman that even an accidental sideswipe of the balls causes is incredibly unlikely. Stuff happens by accident...this kind of stuff just unforutnately tends to hurt a LOT more. Nor did I say someone shouldn't be pissed off or annoyed from taking a shot there...what I was talking about were people coming at NINny like she did this on purpose, or didn't feel bad about it, or was laughing at anything besides the ridiculousness of getting a text mssage talking about sore balls.

I think it was a bad example to say in the heat of an argument that a girl somehow accidentally gets punched in the face is the gender flipside of an accidental punch in the nuts. It's just so unlikely it would have to be classified as intentional spousal abuse. I could see a comparable accident. Maybe a girl trying to leave and a man tries to close the door on her to try to get her to wait a moment and listen and but gets her fingers jammed or trips in the process. It would be an accident but you're still at fault cuz you were angry and not in control.

If they both laughed it off, that's them, it's funny then but I think alot of people couldn't identify why anyone's hitting anyone hard or soft anywhere in in the middle of an argument. Any contact at all during an argument is just asking to send things outta control.

Most people have been had endless arguments where you're so furious that you just want to go to bed to make it stop, then to think all of a sudden you get a shot in the nuts.. It's unimaginable... The last emotional response you would have in that irrational state is laughter.

[spoon]

Holy shit!!! Phishy did the same thing to his boyfriend the other day. I heard it on Phishy Whatevers.

[DolaMight]

It's true. :sad:

there there, if it makes you feel better you can punch me in the nuts.

Anything to help while you look to find that special someone you can grow old with exchanging sentimental crotch punches.

[TheMojoPin]

I think it was a bad example to say in the heat of an argument that a girl somehow accidentally gets punched in the face is the gender flipside of an accidental punch in the nuts. It's just so unlikely it would have to be classified as intentional spousal abuse. I could see a comparable accident. Maybe a girl trying to leave and a man tries to close the door on her to try to get her to wait a moment and listen and but gets her fingers jammed or trips in the process. It would be an accident but you're still at fault cuz you were angry and not in control.

If they both laughed it off, that's them, it's funny then but I think alot of people couldn't identify why anyone's hitting anyone hard or soft anywhere in in the middle of an argument. Any contact at all during an argument is just asking to send things outta control.

Most people have been had endless arguments where you're so furious that you just want to go to bed to make it stop, then to think all of a sudden you get a shot in the nuts.. It's unimaginable... The last emotional response you would have in that irrational state is laughter.

Stop making sense, you dirty bastard.

[Knowledged_one]

when did they change the spelling of think to thing?

[TheMojoPin]

And why the hell is my Fukudome sig so ginormous? I thought a shrank that beast down.

[Knowledged_one]

And why the hell is my Fukudome sig so ginormous? I thought a shrank that beast down.

sure you did rule flaunter

[angrymissy]

sure you did rule flaunter

The rules don't apply to the Sig Nazi!

[Knowledged_one]

The rules don't apply to the Sig Nazi!

i agree little miss

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grammar-nazi.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, according to Snoogans, I'm also the Music Nazi. Please don't sell my Naziness short.

[Knowledged_one]

TheMojoNazi

I smell fake board character

[TheMojoPin]

TheNaziPin would be better.

Now I'm boardname Nazi, too.

[drusilla]

if your man was playing a video game and swung his hand around and knocked you out by accident. would it be funny to you? how about if you found out later that he was laughing about it with all his friends that he knocked you out cold and seeing you cry like a bitch made it even funnier, that would make you laugh even more, huh?



an ex has broken my nose before by accident while playing pool. it's always made for a good story. i've just never been such a sensitive susan to freak out over things like that.

[Furtherman]

an ex has broken my nose before by accident while playing pool.

Was it a flying cue ball or a smack in the face with the stick?

[drusilla]

a flying cue ball indeed.

he was fucking around while i was bent down racking the balls. flying cue ball hit me square in the nose.

[Knowledged_one]

we've come full circle, now its the balls doing damage to the ladies

[MobCounty]

I think giving up the ace would be fair compensation.


:innocent:

[DolaMight]

a flying cue ball indeed.

he was fucking around while i was bent down racking the balls. flying cue ball hit me square in the nose.

Oh good, I thought it might have been a Steven Segal type situation. I would never walk into a pool hall if I saw him in there.

[Recyclerz]

we've come full circle, now its the balls doing damage to the ladies

I see what you did there, you made a nice li'l joke.

[Knowledged_one]

I see what you did there, you made a nice li'l joke.

im good for about one a month

[TheMojoPin]

a flying cue ball indeed.

he was fucking around while i was bent down racking the balls. flying cue ball hit me square in the nose.

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Just make sure he doesn't take up a career as a showboating trick bartender.

[The Jays]

Ball shots, whether accidental or intentional, slight or direct, all hurt equally, and a lot of women I've met over my lifetime have never seemed to grasp just how painful it is. It's like having your kidneys hanging in between your legs in a shopping bag made of skin.

[Gmann]

Whether accidental or intentional it is my beleif that no one has a right to strike someone, male or female. Its not funny or humorous in any circumstance.

[TheMojoPin]

http://inanimate.ca/gallery/images/cockpunch.jpg

[A.J.]

http://inanimate.ca/gallery/images/cockpunch.jpg

"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!"

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1109/1109_bono_enter.jpg

[drusilla]

Whether accidental or intentional it is my beleif that no one has a right to strike someone, male or female. Its not funny or humorous in any circumstance.

even if they jump up & down on your star wars dvds?

[Gmann]

Cause Lucas wont release ANOTHER ULTIMATE edition that I'll just HAVE to buy?

[smiler grogan]

Classy.

Freddie Blassie

[damainer]

I'd also like to add that when i apologized for everything he said that he was thinking about it today and thought the noise he made when he got hit was funny.

So there.

He is just telling you that while he plots his revenge.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vnJO47Rt83-2gM:http://outdoorlife.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/22/beaver.jpg

[thejives]

Gentlemen, there's only one line for this situation:
"kiss it and make it better"

[topless_mike]

while i was bent down racking the balls

HAWT !

[underdog]

Whether accidental or intentional it is my beleif that no one has a right to strike someone, male or female. Its not funny or humorous in any circumstance.

I'm so confused.

I'm a wuss. If any man tried starting a fight with me, he'd probably destroy me.

If most (not all) women tried to attack me, it would be hilarious. I've seen my wife do it and I've seen some of my past girlfriends do it.

I don't get the "men" here saying that women "attacking" you isn't funny. I've been in fights with girlfriends and they've tried hitting me, and I've literally fell to the floor laughing.

Are you guys dating Chyna Doll?

[Justice4all]

http://inanimate.ca/gallery/images/cockpunch.jpg

Yea I have a slight problem with #7.



This is like, the most controversial thread evah for an unintentional ball shot. I would have laughed later too. It really depends on your relationship.

Just goes to show you that alot of guys, myself included, take a shot in the nuts really personally.


I got hit in the nuts by someone who thought she was being 'cute'. She is the kind of gal who thinks she knows everything but really doesn't. She thought she could pull off a quick nut-shot to me. HOW in the world i was not doubled over in pain I have no idea, but after she hit me I looked her in the eye and told her never to do that again. Not just to me but to any guy. Not unless you were being attacked. Then it is ok.

She actually asked me "Why?".

I guess I will see her with a black eye someday.

[grlNIN]

The problem here is that a majority of guys in this thread forgot to check their ball shot baggage before replying to the thread.

[Bulldogcakes]

The problem here is that a majority of guys in this thread forgot to check their ball shot baggage before replying to the thread.

In a rage, you punch your boyfriend in the balls, think its funny when he complains about it and its our fault.

Gotcha.

[TheMojoPin]

In a rage, you accidentally punch your boyfriend in the balls and think its funny to get a text message about sore balls.

EXACTLY!

You're a prince, BDC.

[The Jays]

The problem here is that a majority of guys in this thread forgot to check their ball shot baggage before replying to the thread.

But you swung your arm at him and accidentally hit him in the balls. It's hard to commiserate, because I've personally never gone to swing at someone and then accidentally took a jab at their speed bags. It's always been on purpose, which,usually, is surprisingly funnier.

[Team_Ramrod]

Everyone is missing the point....

Ball shots hurt and any violence that is reciprocated is completely acceptable, even in a court of law...

But the funny thing she is talking about is his text message. Nut shots are never funny, but in this instance we aren't laughing at the text because we are blinded by the white dots that are in our eyes everytime we get hit in the bag....

I think it's a ' you had to be there' situation.

[dudeabides]

I don't think he should hit you, that wouldn't be right. He should be able to hit you with a taser when ever he wants. Especially when you least expect it.

[grlNIN]

Thanks, i'll let him know.

Have a nice night.

[Bossanova]

I have read this thread, but didn't post because what was I going to say that wasn't Yes it sucks getting bagged, especially by being punched. I do not understand how everyone is not picking up that he still thinks he did nothing wrong. NIN clearly was pissed about something and it triggered such a reaction. It is funny that he thinks the punch was undeserved rather than to say I have really pissed someone off

[TheMojoPin]

I figured you didn't post here because you and Gvac were busy constantly re-enacting it.

[Marc with a c]

I figured you didn't post here because you and Gvac were busy constantly re-enacting it.

when i first read the title i thought it was started by bossanova.

[shodan]

You don't get an epidural for a kick in the nuts.

only because you don't anticipate it happening. I have broken my leg and torn a ligament in my back. I would still rather do both again than take a hard shot to the nuts...

[jeffdwright2001]

Freddie Blassie

Brassy

[smiler grogan]

Sassy!

[patsopinion]

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[scottinnj]

Gentlemen, there's only one line for this situation:
"kiss it and make it better"

JESUS H CHRIST!! It took 146 posts to get to the solution! thejives is a man's man. If I had gotten to the end of this thread and not seen a suggestion like that, my post would have been:


"If you accidentally punched him in the nuts and he was in pain and angry, give him your best blowjob ASAP and all will be forgiven and forgotten."

Thank you thejives for stating the obvious in a classier way then I could ever have.

[scottinnj]

The problem here is that a majority of guys in this thread forgot to check their ball shot baggage before replying to the thread.

Now you're just being a cock-tease.

[Kris10]

I'm still not sure what the attack on Friday was about. :huh:

[thejives]

JESUS H CHRIST!! It took 146 posts to get to the solution! thejives is a man's man. If I had gotten to the end of this thread and not seen a suggestion like that, my post would have been:


"If you accidentally punched him in the nuts and he was in pain and angry, give him your best blowjob ASAP and all will be forgiven and forgotten."

Thank you thejives for stating the obvious in a classier way then I could ever have.

Thanks scot.

I'm just waiting for my chick to punch me in the balls so I can use that line.