View Full Version : Not The Best of Weeks For SI Congressman
Recyclerz
05-08-2008, 08:03 AM
Staten Island Congressman Vito Fossella has his spot blown up big time: busted for DUI and has his "outside family" put on the front pages of various newspapers.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/05/08/2008-05-08_vito_fossellla_admits_he_has_love_child_.html
I hope we can get one of the Wu Tang Clan over the top in the special election to replace him.
ralphbxny
05-08-2008, 08:09 AM
Ride out the storm Vito! Fugegaboutit!
Time to hire a Spiritual Advisor and book some time in rehab!
King Hippos Bandaid
05-08-2008, 08:32 AM
I feel bad for Vito because he is friend of my father in law
but i don't find this surprising by any means
He has been a Lush the few times i have seen him at Events
smiler grogan
05-08-2008, 08:32 AM
Ah my congressman, I don't agree with him on much but I don't think he was an over pious guy, but the two family thing is a bit creepy.
When it was just a DWI I thought he could ride it out now I'm not so sure.
smiler grogan
05-08-2008, 08:35 AM
I feel bad for Vito because he is friend of my father in law
but i don't find this surprising by any means
He has been a Lush the few times i have seen him at Events
A guy drinking at events hey thats sounds like me.
A guy with two families thats to much baby mama drama for me. Maybe he will pick up some votes in my neighborhood the North Shore area.
King Hippos Bandaid
05-08-2008, 08:37 AM
A guy drinking at events hey thats sounds like me.
A guy with two families thats to much baby mama drama for me. Maybe he will pick up some votes in my neighborhood the North Shore area.
He is a god to dim wit Eye Talians, this would help his vote
lots of Eye Talian Women with Black Eyes would re elect Vito
mental note for Eye Talians from SI who cheat ( there are a ton of em)
wear fucking protection
Friday
05-08-2008, 08:38 AM
there must be something in the Staten Island water to breed such shitty behavior.
no offense, Hippo! :bye:
King Hippos Bandaid
05-08-2008, 08:41 AM
there must be something in the Staten Island water to breed such shitty behavior.
no offense, Hippo! :bye:
no offense taken
I keep getting threats demanding me to go to the tanning salon and place blond steaks in my hair
Furtherman
05-08-2008, 08:43 AM
I keep getting threats demanding me to go to the tanning salon and place blond steaks in my hair
I'm not threatening you! Just a friendly suggestion!
smiler grogan
05-08-2008, 09:06 AM
being an eye Ty that lives on Staten Italy as it is so wonderfully nicknamed I continually feel a sense of disbelief that I share the same genetics with these velour wearing gindaloons.
joethebartender
05-08-2008, 09:51 AM
Prior to his arrest, Fossella spent the day back-slapping at the White House during a morning event with the Irish prime minister and the afternoon with President Bush at a fete for the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants.
The Irish.
Then a giants super bowl winner's party.
Poor Vito never had a chance! He knew it was going to be an all day drink-fest! Limo please!
EliSnow
05-08-2008, 10:00 AM
no offense taken
I keep getting threats demanding me to go to the tanning salon and place blond steaks in my hair
And start puckering your lips up too.
SatCam
05-08-2008, 10:09 AM
Fay, who divorced her second husband in 2003, lives on the street with her 3-year-old daughter.
That's nice
smiler grogan
05-08-2008, 10:34 AM
He was banging retired air force colornels two at a time.
DarkHippie
05-08-2008, 11:34 AM
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty . . .
scottinnj
05-08-2008, 02:52 PM
His Virginian Love Connection:
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/05/05/amd_laurafay.jpg
Not much in the looks department, probably gives good head or takes it in the "naughty place"
Bulldogcakes
05-08-2008, 04:56 PM
Vito Fossella's statement (http://www.nysun.com/news/new-york/rep-vito-fossellas-statement)
"I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a three year old daughter. Guys, you haven't lived until you've fucked a drill seargent. WOW.
"My personal failings and imperfections have caused enormous pain to the people I love, and I am truly sorry I have confirmed in your mind what you already believed about politicians.
"But lets be honest, if my wife would have given me a blowjob . . . oh, I don't know . . . maybe once for every time a moth farts in Egypt, then maybe none of this happens.
"Over the coming weeks and months, I will to continue to do my job and I will work hard to heal the deep wounds I have caused to my career. "
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