Confessions of a 40th birthday.

[MobCounty]

I’ve fucked a chick twice my weight.
I’ve left a girl the next morning.
I’ve been in car that went off a cliff.
I’ve fallen off a motorcycle.
I’ve outrun the law on both.
I’ve thrown a brick through a window.
I’ve thrown a bottle at a head.
I’ve broken into a house.
I’ve had my house broken into.
I’ve shit the bed and pissed in a sink.
I’ve carried a pistol, knife and bat.
I’ve held a gun to myself.
I’ve kissed a cousin, wife and sister.
I’ve stolen my friend’s girl.
I’ve had my girl stolen by a friend.
I’ve cried when I should have laughed.
I’ve laughed when I should have cried.
I’ve passed out on some shrubs.
I’ve passed out in a bush.
I’ve known a secret.
I’ve always loved Ron and Fez and I would do it all again.

[mendyweiss]

Obvious Question- How Much Do You Weigh ?

[meanmrbill]

Please tell me the girl weighed 750 lbs.

[Justice4all]

I’ve fucked a chick twice my weight.I’ve fucked a chick twice my weight.
I’ve left a girl the next morning.
I’ve been in car that went off a cliff.
I’ve fallen off a motorcycle.
I’ve outrun the law on both.
I’ve thrown a brick through a window.
I’ve thrown a bottle at a head.
I’ve broken into a house.
I’ve had my house broken into.
I’ve shit the bed and pissed in a sink.
I’ve carried a pistol, knife and bat.
I’ve held a gun to myself.
I’ve kissed a cousin, wife and sister.
I’ve stolen my friend’s girl.
I’ve had my girl stolen by a friend.
I’ve cried when I should have laughed.
I’ve laughed when I should have cried.
I’ve passed out on some shrubs.
I’ve passed out in a bush.
I’ve known a secret.


I’ve always loved Ron and Fez and I would do it all again.

Holy shit with a list like that I'm surprised to see the number 40 up there.
Hope you calmed down so you can make it to 50!

Happy Birthday by the way

[MobCounty]

Holy shit with a list like that I'm surprised to see the number 40 up there.
Hope you calmed down so you can make it to 50!

Happy Birthday by the way

It's pretty easy if you start early :innocent:. My shens days are long over, so 50 should be no trouble at all.

[MobCounty]

Please tell me the girl weighed 750 lbs.

I was 185 at the time. :flush:

[Justice4all]

It's pretty easy if you start early :innocent:. My shens days are long over, so 50 should be no trouble at all.

Well then you should write a book about your youth, you might even get it to sell out.

Who knows....maybe we will see you on Oprah. (Not me...I hate that fat bitch)

[mendyweiss]

You Forgot To Mention You Started The Mother Of All Threads Here !!

[Dude!]

you left off about sucking a dick

[Thomas Merton]

I've turned 40
I've read your post
I've wished you happy birthday

[KC2OSO]

Heh, nice list. You'll have to tell us about the car over the cliff and the fat chick sometime.

Happy birthday!:clap::clap::clap:

[Melissa the Accountant]

I’ve been in car that went off a cliff.
I’ve fallen off a motorcycle.
I’ve outrun the law on both.

Happy birthday!

Were you running from the law when you went off the cliff?! If so, that's crazy and terrific!

[Dougie Brootal]

im glad you left out the dick sucking part. you dnever live it down...TRUST ME.

[Stankfoot]

Did you shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

[meanmrbill]

I was 185 at the time. :flush:

Bravo!!!:thumbup:

[ralphbxny]

I was 185 at the time. :flush:

Please tell me the girl weighed 750 lbs.

Bravo!!!:thumbup:

I will never Judge but your new Nickname is XXX!!!

[PapaBear]

I’ve kissed a cousin, wife and sister.
And they were all the same girl!:ohmy:

I'm still pissed at that Syndicate Parrish guy.

[MobCounty]

You Forgot To Mention You Started The Mother Of All Threads Here !!

I wish Mikey never closed that one.. Who knows where it could have gone.

Heh, nice list. You'll have to tell us about the car over the cliff and the fat chick sometime.
Happy birthday!:clap::clap::clap:

Unfortunately the gravity of both situations were wasted on youth. I would have much more appreciation now. Apparently invincibility wears off somewhere around 26 or so.

Happy birthday!
Were you running from the law when you went off the cliff?! If so, that's crazy and terrific!

Where we grew up, we would head to the cliffs, the beach, or hills to escape to do our own thing. It was a beautiful night of watching stars. We were younguns', troublemakers and fucking off. Me, my girl, a couple buds in one car, and 4 other friends in another. The night was winding down, it was late and time to return to the inevitable scrutiny of over enthusiastic law enforcment.

Ahh the perfect night. Pink Floyd the Wall was playing and the song Run Like Hell filled us with wreckless abandoned as we sped up. Drifting through the corners the tire lightly howled until they finally lost traction in one shrill moment. The car flicked twice, then flew off the embankment. The lights went out, and dust and steam filled the cabin. I was laying on my side, I looked up, and I could see the night sky through the driver side window. I looked down and I could make out waves gently breaking on the rocks some 70 feet below.

After a quick assesment that everyone could move, we opened the driver door as if it were a submarine hatch and climbed out with the helping grasp of the friends from the other car. In the dim headlights we could make out the fact that one small tree about seven inches in diameter had caught the car just on the post behind the passinger door. In front and behind the tree was a clear drop to the waves below. In a moment of reflection I reached back in the car and I ejected the tape and put it in my pocket. I took a pen and put a black mark on the tape at the exact spot it stopped. I thought; In one of my lives, I died at this moment.

you left off about sucking a dick

You might try ashleymadison.

I will never Judge but your new Nickname is XXX!!!

Thats still better than "The guy who went into The Black Hole of Namoo".

[jauble]

At 24 I have 13 of those (guess if you want) lets just say the passed out in a shrub might have been while falling off a porch a couple of years back.

[MobCounty]

At 24 I have 13 of those (guess if you want) lets just say the passed out in a shrub might have been while falling off a porch a couple of years back.

The only one I regret, is laughing when I should have cried. The rest I chalk up to youth, stupidity and courage.

[Hottub]

Happy Birthday chubby chaser!:thumbup:

I'm dying to hear how that one played out.

[MobCounty]

Happy Birthday chubby chaser!:thumbup:

I'm dying to hear how that one played out.

I just noticed I got a mod quote from this thread.. Mahahaah.

[MobCounty]

ahh, and a quick b-day update.
My lady threw me the best party ever. She took me camping, then bit by bit, all my friends and family started to show up from across the state. What I thought was going to be roasting hot dogs, turned into 40 of my friends two kegs and a fully catered bbq weekend! She is the best.