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Tenbatsuzen
05-17-2008, 07:57 PM
Tonight, the SheepFather invited everyone out to see a baseball game in Somerset, NJ.

(BTW, I discovered tonight that Sheepy's dad looks like an older version of David Tennant, but that's besides the fact)

Anyway, between innings, the promotions crew came out and started tossing frisbees to the kids.

One guy who had a few beers stood up to get his own frisbee. Well, one came into the crowd, and I noticed in mid-air that the guy was still holding his beer.

And the ENTIRE cup ended up on the head and back of this poor 10 year old kid who just wanted a frisbee.

I felt really, really bad because the kid just looked so miserable with his head literally foaming. He was COVERED.

So I started laughing. I'm not sure why. I was just chuckling.

I guess the positive thing was that it was Free T-shirt night so the kid just changed quickly, but he still probably stank of beer for the rest of the night.

I feel bad, but it was definitely "It was funny because it's not me" type of deal.

Marc with a c
05-17-2008, 08:01 PM
i wasn't invited.

Kevin
05-17-2008, 08:01 PM
i wasn't invited.

The 'Sheepfather' does not like you.

Snoogans
05-17-2008, 08:04 PM
Tonight, the SheepFather invited everyone out to see a baseball game in Somerset, NJ.

(BTW, I discovered tonight that Sheepy's dad looks like an older version of David Tennant, but that's besides the fact)

Anyway, between innings, the promotions crew came out and started tossing frisbees to the kids.

One guy who had a few beers stood up to get his own frisbee. Well, one came into the crowd, and I noticed in mid-air that the guy was still holding his beer.

And the ENTIRE cup ended up on the head and back of this poor 10 year old kid who just wanted a frisbee.

I felt really, really bad because the kid just looked so miserable with his head literally foaming. He was COVERED.

So I started laughing. I'm not sure why. I was just chuckling.

I guess the positive thing was that it was Free T-shirt night so the kid just changed quickly, but he still probably stank of beer for the rest of the night.

I feel bad, but it was definitely "It was funny because it's not me" type of deal.

I hope this family got pulled over on the way home from the game and had to explain to the cops why their 10 year old kid stunk like beer

underdog
05-17-2008, 08:17 PM
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/05/babyscreen01.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
05-18-2008, 06:52 AM
i wasn't invited.

We were afraid you'd show up in uniform.

Bulldogcakes
05-18-2008, 08:14 AM
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/michael-jackson-400a052307.jpg

"Funny you bring that up because I . . . . nevermind."

A.J.
05-18-2008, 10:03 AM
There's nothing funny about a spilled beer. NOTHING.

Recyclerz
05-18-2008, 11:48 AM
There's nothing funny about a spilled beer. NOTHING.

If it was a Coor's Light then no harm, no foul.

Kevin
05-18-2008, 11:50 AM
If it was a Coor's Light then no harm, no foul.

You mean, you don't like to vent?

Thats another commercial i despise.

Tall_James
05-18-2008, 12:05 PM
There's nothing funny about a spilled beer. NOTHING.

That quote is so true. I was in Arizona a few years ago for a Padres/Giants Cactus League game and caught a foul ball that had bounced off my wife's head. While I was celebrating (and while my wife was holding her head in agony), some guy ran over. My wife thought it was a doctor coming over to look at her injury. Instead it was some guy who high-fived me and said "Dude - I saved your beer when it got kicked over during the play. Nice catch!"

Death Metal Moe
05-18-2008, 12:13 PM
I live 12 minutes from Sheepy and he doesn't think to invite Moe?

I'm hurt Sheepy, it's over between us.

Chigworthy
05-18-2008, 12:31 PM
That quote is so true. I was in Arizona a few years ago for a Padres/Giants Cactus League game and caught a foul ball that had bounced off my wife's head. While I was celebrating (and while my wife was holding her head in agony), some guy ran over. My wife thought it was a doctor coming over to look at her injury. Instead it was some guy who high-fived me and said "Dude - I saved your beer when it got kicked over during the play. Nice catch!"

If true, this is the funniest thing I have heard in the last hour. How long till you got laid again?

Marc with a c
05-18-2008, 12:55 PM
We were afraid you'd show up in uniform.

i can be centerfield

A.J.
05-18-2008, 12:58 PM
i can be centerfield

Are you ready to play? Today?

Kris10
05-18-2008, 01:01 PM
i can be centerfield

what?? centerfold??

Tall_James
05-18-2008, 01:01 PM
If true, this is the funniest thing I have heard in the last hour. How long till you got laid again?

That night. Amnesia sex is the best.

Tenbatsuzen
05-18-2008, 02:12 PM
That night. Amnesia sex is the best.

So foul ball > GHB?

Tenbatsuzen
05-18-2008, 02:13 PM
I live 12 minutes from Sheepy and he doesn't think to invite Moe?

I'm hurt Sheepy, it's over between us.

Sheepy didn't go. It was Sheepfather, Chet, NotLiz, and us.

ralphbxny
05-18-2008, 06:38 PM
Did the kid get a frisby Or just a beer?