Any word on the possible Jay Mohr Unmasked?

[K.C.]

Yay or nay?

[bolobat]

not a big fan of Jay.

[underdog]

Fez said the unmasked people weren't really feeling it. I guess all the comics they've been unmasking are part of the same agency or something.

[PanterA]

I guess all the comics they've been unmasking are part of the same agencyDamn that Jerry Maguire wins again!
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/j/07235-4.jpg

[watson]

announcement tomorrow!

I am giddy with excitement

[KaiyureBoy]

I have read your article and have one question to ask, would you pls Post your MSN to me?
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[PD]

I received email for it.



Congratulations! YOU are INVITED to attend the XM Satellite Radio UNMASKED performance featuring JAY MOHR at COMIX hosted by Ron Bennington of the Ron & Fez show in New York on Wednesday, May 28th starting at 4:30 pm.



Please confirm via EMAIL that you are attending and if you would like to bring a guest with you or not...

I must receive an email with your confirmation!



You will need to provide all information to your guest!



Here are the Logistics



When and Where:

Wednesday, May 28 2008

4:30 pm – 5:30 pm Performance

I guess fezzie will be happy again that jayme announced it before he did.

[drusilla]

confirmed with a guest!

[chubbyknuckles]

I just got the e-mail for it a few minutes ago.

[Ricky24]

not a big fan of Jay.

Too bad, I think you're really terrific. FACE!

[Ricky24]

I am doing unmasked wdnesday the 28th. I am so freaking hyped up about this. Ronnie B is an actual idol of mine. To have him asking me questions for an hour is too good to be true. I REALLY hope I dont miss time my 'shrooms. jj

[KnoxHarrington]

I am doing unmasked wdnesday the 28th. I am so freaking hyped up about this. Ronnie B is an actual idol of mine. To have him asking me questions for an hour is too good to be true. I REALLY hope I dont miss time my 'shrooms. jj


Loved " Action" . It really should have been on HBO, though. Fox has this unfortunate tendency to kill good shows.

I mean, if nothing else, I'm probably going to like any show that uses a Zevon song for its theme.

[Ricky24]

thanks knox.

[mikeyboy]

Welcome, Jay!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I am doing unmasked wdnesday the 28th. I am so freaking hyped up about this. Ronnie B is an actual idol of mine. To have him asking me questions for an hour is too good to be true. I REALLY hope I dont miss time my 'shrooms. jj

Will you sign my Wayne Chrebet jersey?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Anthony and Jill Nicolini and Wackbag....

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox and RF.net.


WE WIN BOARD WARS!!!!

[Lady Resin]

Howdy Jay from a fellow Essex County resident. We are North Jersey, right? FUGGABATTTITT!!! You know with that name you'd have your assed kicked on Bloomfield Ave. :thumbup:

[Ricky24]

Will you sign my Wayne Chrebet jersey?
sure...as long as he isn't in it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

sure...as long as he isn't in it.

yeah, the constant shaking will throw off your penmanship...

[jonyrotn]

See the type of star power a Gvac meltdown draws...

[Hottub]

Welcome aboard, Jay!!

http://www.century21farley.com/welcome.jpg

[Ricky24]

See the type of star power a Gvac meltdown draws...

i don't understand.

[reillyluck]

I am doing unmasked wdnesday the 28th. I am so freaking hyped up about this. Ronnie B is an actual idol of mine. To have him asking me questions for an hour is too good to be true. I REALLY hope I dont miss time my 'shrooms. jj

you better be funny. No pressure!! :wink:

And Welcome!

i don't understand.

nobody really understands Gvac.

[ShowerBench]

Jay's calls are second only to Radio Shark's. BIG fan.

[Hottub]

Just wait until you are declared mentally unstable. Then it will all make sense.:annoyed:

[Ricky24]

I think I have a new sig pic....look to the left.

[Gvac]

I think I have a new sig pic....look to the left.

Uh oh.

Is he seeing things?


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/lucy_the_psychiatrist.jpg

[LisaNY]

My husband and I are going!! Cant wait!! :smile:

[Epschtein]

i dont think that's really jay.

let's see you type like buddy hackett...

[watson]

Jay Moore is a handsome devil....er cornhusker

http://www.huskers.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=4&SPID=22&DB_OEM_ID=100&ATCLID=1008&Q_SEASON=2006


Go 49ers!
http://www.nmnathletics.com.edgesuite.net/pics17/200/IG/IGSJHMKOKJQXNVS.20060413175217.JPG

[KnoxHarrington]

Uh oh.

Is he seeing things?


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/lucy_the_psychiatrist.jpg

No "Jay Mohr is mentally unstable" thread?

I don't think you've arrived until you get one.

[Hottub]

Just wait until you are declared mentally unstable. Then it will all make sense.:annoyed:

No "Jay Mohr is mentally unstable" thread?

I don't think you've arrived until you get one.


http://clerccenter.gallaudet.edu/Literacy/images/RIFLogo2.jpg

[Friday]

so who all is going to this thing? hmmmmm?

robut roll call!!

[Furtherman]

I'm pissed I can't make this.

Welcome to the board Jay! Don't let 'em scare you off too quickly. Ask John Mayer.

[Drunky McBetidont]

jay mohr is the best. i can't wait to hear this unmasked.

[JerseyRich]

I'll be der!

[hereintheUK]

Best sig pic ever. Welcome Jay. I still maintain that the world will embrace Jay Mohr live at Leeds. It needs to happen.

[boonanas]

Got my confirmation. Anyone know how the parking will be around that area/time?

[Ricky24]

Best sig pic ever. Welcome Jay. I still maintain that the world will embrace Jay Mohr live at Leeds. It needs to happen.

It's in the wokrks...I'll be opening with "Magic Bus". Watch for the big "A quick one while he's away/you better you bet medley"

[PD]

Got my confirmation. Anyone know how the parking will be around that area/time?
It's manhattan, it stinks.

train will be better if you can swing it.

oh and incase you didn't see my post earlier, I'll be there
(incognito)

[DolaMight]

Hi Jaymohr, I wish I could attend. It's not fair I was born Canadian and so far away.

PS - I have an idea, now that Jay's here maybe we can create an entire forum dedicated to porn, name it after him, and make him a supermod or godmod. That way it will entice him continue to post here longterm.

[JerseyRich]

I propose an "Ask Jay Mohr" thread...

Jay,

When you come back to your hometown area? What's your favorite restaurant in the Verona, Montclair area?

[Marc with a c]

i'm going, and i think i'm going to ask jay how much he can bench.

[Earlshog]

Jay is Tom Cruise as handsome in person as he is on the big screen?












no homo

[Marc with a c]

i'm going to ask him who he thinks will make it to the super bowl this year.

[Ricky24]

I propose an "Ask Jay Mohr" thread...

Jay,

When you come back to your hometown area? What's your favorite restaurant in the Verona, Montclair area?

The Friar Tuck got torn down so I would have to go with Anna Capri Pizzeria on Bloomfield ave in Verona..

[Ricky24]

i'm going, and i think i'm going to ask jay how much he can bench.

Incline or flatbench...Incline I am a monster. I can rake about 185...4 sets of 6.
Flatbench I max out around 225. one rep. With around 165, I can do around 4 sets of 6.
I also like to do curls with an erection.

[Marc with a c]

ok big man.

how much can you curl with your erection?

[Bossanova]

My question is, Jay do you jack off while doing your Walken impression?

[DolaMight]

n/m

[Hottub]

Do you remember the Mongolian spot on Bloomfield Ave? Just up the block from Karl's. The drinks were pricey, but you could feed you, and your lady for 30 bucks.( with tip)
Good Times!

[JerseyRich]

Have you ever been to the Jerk Pit on Bloomfield Ave in Montclair?

Fantastic Jerk!

No...It's not a homoerotic question.

[Gvac]

Jay - if you were gay, would you bang me or Bossanova first?

I'll hang up and listen to your response.

Thanks.

[Epschtein]

My question is, Jay do you jack off while doing your Walken impression?

speaking of jacking off, no wait, i mean speaking of christopher walken...

anyone see his recent appearance on SNL? every minute of every sketch he was in he just stared at the cue cards, it looked ridiculous. i wonder if he couldnt make it to rehearsal or something, he barely looked at the other people in the sketch.

jay, what did you think of dave's "mohr gossip" segment? i thought it was one of the funniest things i have ever heard him do.

[Friday]

ok now I really can't wait for tomorrow's Unmasked with the one and only Jay Mohr...

and, admittedly, i am now a little bit curious as to exactly how much he can bench with his erection :tongue:
(damn you, Marc!)

[Gvac]

Jay,

Would you like to go to the nude beach with me this summer?

That would rock!

Thanks!

Your pal,

Gvac

[Ricky24]

i'm going to ask him who he thinks will make it to the super bowl this year.

J-E-T-S. JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!

[Ricky24]

speaking of jacking off, no wait, i mean speaking of christopher walken...

anyone see his recent appearance on SNL? every minute of every sketch he was in he just stared at the cue cards, it looked ridiculous. i wonder if he couldnt make it to rehearsal or something, he barely looked at the other people in the sketch.

jay, what did you think of dave's "mohr gossip" segment? i thought it was one of the funniest things i have ever heard him do.

"Mohr Gossip" was seriously one of the funniest things I have ever heard on the radio...of course I am biased because it was all about me but with that one bit, Dave proved he isnt completely retarded.

[watson]

I miss Opie hating Jay....

then again i miss soundboard fez

[Ricky24]

:thumbup:Jay is Tom Cruise as handsome in person as he is on the big screen?






Yes, Tom Cruise is amazingly handsome in person. You can't take your eyes off the guy...or your hands LOL!!!!!
Good looking guy that Tommy Cruissse.
:thumbup:




no homo

[Ricky24]

Jay,

Would you like to go to the nude beach with me this summer?

That would rock!

Thanks!

Your pal,

Gvac

Yes. yes, I would Gvac. Call me. My number is eleven.

[Marc with a c]

gvac's phone only goes to ten

[watson]

gvac's phone only goes to ten

and it s a rotary

[acinlet]

jay mohr was an answer tonight on jeopardy, i believe for $2000 in a category about people with jay as a first name

[JerseyRich]

jay mohr was an answer tonight on jeopardy, i believe for $2000 in a category about people with jay as a first name

They fucked up...

His name is is really Jon.


Jon Ferguson Mohr.

[Friday]

They fucked up...

His name is is really Jon.


Jon Ferguson Mohr.

tattler.

[JerseyRich]

tattler.

No...stalker!

[acinlet]

then i guess the top jeopardy people who act really anal about their questions messed up and if the person who answered it won they could complain since that is wrong. That would be funny if a person was a fan and complained about that answer

[Gvac]

Jay,

Would you like to go to the nude beach with me this summer?

That would rock!

Thanks!

Your pal,

Gvac

Yes. yes, I would Gvac. Call me. My number is eleven.

This is going to be the summer of Gvac!

[DolaMight]

I hope he does his famous Mr. Belvedere impression.

[Furtherman]

Incline or flatbench...Incline I am a monster. I can rake about 185...4 sets of 6.
Flatbench I max out around 225. one rep. With around 165, I can do around 4 sets of 6.
I also like to do curls with an erection.

Not bad. But can you move a rug? With your mind?

[Mafialife Chris]

I am doing unmasked wdnesday the 28th. I am so freaking hyped up about this. Ronnie B is an actual idol of mine. To have him asking me questions for an hour is too good to be true. I REALLY hope I dont miss time my 'shrooms. jj

Jay,

I'll be at unmasked to shake your hand for a call of support a man will never forget!

here (http://www.spreadtheiris.com/MLC/JAY MOHR AUDIO3.mp3) is the audio:

You are my hero :)

No Homo,

MLC

[Ricky24]

Not bad. But can you move a rug? With your mind?

if there's a dead hooker in it, that rug will get moved my friend.

[Earlshog]

does the carpet match the drapes?

[Ricky24]

don't start

[LaBoob]

Have you ever been to the Jerk Pit on Bloomfield Ave in Montclair?

Fantastic Jerk!

No...It's not a homoerotic question.

Love the Jerk Pit!! But not even 1/2 as much as I love Cuban Pete's.

[Earlshog]

don't start



don't tell me you have a wood floor :wink:

[ralphbxny]

I feel like shit for missing JAy Mohr Unmasked. I am going to quit and fly back from NM now....after I find some peyote.

[ralphbxny]

Have you ever been to the Jerk Pit on Bloomfield Ave in Montclair?

Fantastic Jerk!

No...It's not a homoerotic question.

I love it too...sweetie!

[Epschtein]

hey jay, hows about you make an appearance on a show i produce out of my house?

its a little something i like to call "Jay Mohr - Undressed".

meow. wakka wakka. try the veal.

[mikeyboy]

I caught my first Unmasked taping today. Very interesting and very funny.

[Marc with a c]

sheepy should do the next unmasked

[docgoblin]

I caught my first Unmasked taping today. Very interesting and very funny.

Damn! I asked Pitzy if you were there and he said you weren't. I really wanted to meet you. He sat me in the front row all the way on the left side of the stage so I was unable to get to the mic and ask Jay the question I wanted to. I was five feet from Jay, and Fez sat right behind me, so I guess I can't complain. It was an excellent time. I will definitely go to more tapings if they're at that time of day.

It was also the first R&F event where I got to see principle players up close. It was easy to pick people out by their voices. Sheepy looks nothing like he sounds on the air. With that voice I pictured a much smaller and frail looking guy. He's far from that. They had to raise the mic for him! Lilly is strikingly beautiful. Earl's picture was even more of a travesty than I thought. It was very cool to see all the regulars there. I really wish I had the time to meet some of you. Hopefully at the next taping...

[smiler grogan]

This was my 3rd unmasked and my favorite. I love hearing about process and inspiration by the comics and Jay did that plus talking about his panic attacks made for a very interesting unmasked.

Jays Alan Arkin impersenation was great, any "Inlaws" reference is fine by me.

[Friday]

what a great Unmasked.
it was nice to see the rapport between Jay and Ronnie... they are already on the level so I think it was a bit easier for Jay to open up and get 'existential' with us just a bit.... :)

Jay spoke about so much that pertained not only to comics but to all performers. I actually wanted to ask a question but opted not to because I felt like i just wanted to have a full blown conversation with the guy.

Aside from the Kids Unmasked... which was NOT really an 'unmasking'... this was definitely my favorite. Nicely done!

[LaBoob]

This was my first Unmasked... I've been trying to get to them since the beginning but it never seemed to work out (I'm looking at YOU, John C. Reilly!)... it was very entertaining and it was a pleasure to see Mr. Jay Mohr up close and personal.

[LaBoob]

Speaking of which, 2 celeb sightings within maybe 10 ft of Comix today...

Kevin, from this past season's Project Runway...

http://www.signonsandiego.com/entertainment/street/images/KevinPR.jpg


and... Russell James, the famous photographer/host of VH1's The Shot.

[mikeyboy]

Damn! I asked Pitzy if you were there and he said you weren't. I really wanted to meet you.

That's because I didn't show up until after the taping started. Next time!

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.

[PapaBear]

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.
This weekend, I was listening to a WJFK show from May of 2004, when Jay's book first came out. It was funny to hear Ron & Fez sort of make fun of him, now that he's such a good friend of the show. I don't think they really got the concept of his book at the time, though.

[Gritty]

That's because I didn't show up until after the taping started. Next time!

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.

I could have saved you the $10. It blows. It was the only time I was ever tempted to return a book. I like Jay but was very disappointed.

100+ pages and all you learn is that he has panic attacks and only got to be in 2 sketches on SNL.

(I hope I didn't reen it for ya.)

[BIGA]

This was my first unmasked and it was alot of fun and jay made my day by mentioning my name and shaking my hand---jay and ronnie Rocked

[docgoblin]

This was my first unmasked and it was alot of fun and jay made my day by mentioning my name and shaking my hand---jay and ronnie Rocked

I was three seats down from you Big A!... He couldn't shake my hand?!?... Now I have issues!!!:sad:

[docgoblin]

That's because I didn't show up until after the taping started. Next time!

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.

I ordered it too as soon as I got home.

[Friday]

Speaking of which, 2 celeb sightings within maybe 10 ft of Comix today...

Kevin, from this past season's Project Runway...

and... Russell James, the famous photographer/host of VH1's The Shot.

these are celebrities?

:lol:

:bye:

[K.C.]

Jay going to be in studio tomorrow since he is in NY?

[LaBoob]

these are celebrities?

:lol:

:bye:


They are no Paul McCartney, but, sadly, I was impressed. :smile:

[Rube]

This was my first unmasked and it was alot of fun and jay made my day by mentioning my name and shaking my hand---jay and ronnie Rocked
BIG AAAAAAA Post number 25. The coolest poster ever. BIG AAAAAAA!

[Ricky24]

I could have saved you the $10. It blows. It was the only time I was ever tempted to return a book. I like Jay but was very disappointed.

100+ pages and all you learn is that he has panic attacks and only got to be in 2 sketches on SNL.

(I hope I didn't reen it for ya.)

PLEASE!!!! Everyone that reads or has read the book...let this be a place to discuss. I am proud of the book and think gritty was mad there was no pictures....

[Epschtein]

i thought the book was great, my favorite part was when you tricked the other kids into painting that fence for you by pretending it was really fun. good stuff!

[watson]

Yay or nay?

undecided

[watson]

my second favorite unmasked so far.... #1 is bob newhart, sorry jay, but Bob is almost dead so he deserves top billing

[Marc with a c]

i'm still cracking up from the three year old/ old korean person comparison

[PD]

That's because I didn't show up until after the taping started. Next time!

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.


I too was way more interested in reading it after this unmasked.

It was very different than the Lewis black one; less unbridled laughter, more interesting insight; and for those that weren't there- it went pretty long- close to 2 hours. I wonder what will make the final cut. ( I hope my question doesn't get cut out- I need more air time).

oh, and for those that weren't there, Pitzy & Lilly were very much trying to make everyone at home- introducing themselves before hand, making sure everyone was comfortable, etc.

[spoon]

PLEASE!!!! Everyone that reads or has read the book...let this be a place to discuss. I am proud of the book and think gritty was mad there was no pictures....

Ah, Verona Wrestling sucks. Go Clifton bitch!

[Drunky McBetidont]

where is the link for the video of this interview?:surrender:

[PapaBear]

where is the link for the video of this interview?:surrender:
Here it is... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bySvfJ-SZBE)

[Friday]

PLEASE!!!! Everyone that reads or has read the book...let this be a place to discuss. I am proud of the book and think gritty was mad there was no pictures....

after I read this here Klosterman book, I will be reading your book and then posting my crazy thoughts.

i am starting to feel half normal, being yet another actor on some sort of anti-anxiety medication. but i usually stay off them in order to channel my nuttiness for certain roles.

wheeeeeeeeeee

[boonanas]

Me and my girlfriend had a great time. Jay Mohr is a funny character and I plan to pick up his book soon. I look forward to more Unmaskeds.

[LaBoob]

i thought the book was great, my favorite part was when you tricked the other kids into painting that fence for you by pretending it was really fun. good stuff!

My favorite was when Jay and Becky got lost in the caves, but wound up discovering Injun Joe's gold... Funny stuff!

[Gritty]

PLEASE!!!! Everyone that reads or has read the book...let this be a place to discuss. I am proud of the book and think gritty was mad there was no pictures....

NOT TRUE! I did little scribbles in the margins like they do in Mad magazine.


JayJay, Jay Mohr is a terrific comedian, a phenomenal impressionist, a talented actor and a legend in North Jersey High School athletics. I enjoy his guest spots on both O&A and R&F immensely. I would have loved to be at his Unmasked but had a family commitment. I look forward to hearing it when it's broadcast (Unmasked, random Saturdays 8 - 9, XM150).


BUT...


...the book left me flat and disappointed. The panic attack situation just seemed to be repeated several times to fill up pages. I expected more behind the scenes material. More of Jay's personal experiences as a performer both before and after SNL. More about life growing up, life as a comedian, his TV and movie experiences, political opinions, and stuff like dat. I really don't feel like I know him any better after reading the book than I did before. And I really wanted to know more about Jay otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up (at full price, BTW, no 15% off stickers).

Jay can be proud of it. Getting a book published is an incredible accomplishment. This one just didn't make it for me. I'd still buy Mr. Mohr a beer if we ever met (and give a second book by him a shot -- I'd just read a chapter or two in the book store before I decided to buy it).

[Epschtein]

seriously jayjay, how could you question gritty's opinion? i think it's clear to everyone he knows way more about jay mohr than you.

;)

[Earlshog]

Ah, Verona Wrestling sucks. Go Clifton bitch!

Clifton's also better then Verona in carjacking and weapons possession :wink:

[JustJon]

NOT TRUE! I did little scribbles in the margins like they do in Mad magazine.


JayJay, Jay Mohr is a terrific comedian, a phenomenal impressionist, a talented actor and a legend in North Jersey High School athletics. I enjoy his guest spots on both O&A and R&F immensely. I would have loved to be at his Unmasked but had a family commitment. I look forward to hearing it when it's broadcast (Unmasked, random Saturdays 8 - 9, XM150).


BUT...


...the book left me flat and disappointed. The panic attack situation just seemed to be repeated several times to fill up pages. I expected more behind the scenes material. More of Jay's personal experiences as a performer both before and after SNL. More about life growing up, life as a comedian, his TV and movie experiences, political opinions, and stuff like dat. I really don't feel like I know him any better after reading the book than I did before. And I really wanted to know more about Jay otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up (at full price, BTW, no 15% off stickers).

Jay can be proud of it. Getting a book published is an incredible accomplishment. This one just didn't make it for me. I'd still buy Mr. Mohr a beer if we ever met (and give a second book by him a shot -- I'd just read a chapter or two in the book store before I decided to buy it).

Um, nah. Can't do it...

[Gritty]

Um, nah. Can't do it...

Do what? What'd I say? I was playing nice. Honest injun!

[Ricky24]

Give gritty a pass. Nothing offensive at all. This (ronfez.net) is what a true message board should be like...people talking with each other...good opinions or bad. You guys have been realy cool and I must say I appreciate it. I had fun at the UNMASKED yesterday and was HONORED to sit with Ronnie B. Thanks to everyone that made it out BIGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sorry I cut out of there so quickly but we were up and running for close to two hours and the wife and I were late for dinner and a show (queer). I will see you guys somewhere, somehow. Much respect, hop over to jaymohr.com if you would like, if not, I reccomend www.qmov.com

[BIGA]

Give gritty a pass. Nothing offensive at all. This (ronfez.net) is what a true message board should be like...people talking with each other...good opinions or bad. You guys have been realy cool and I must say I appreciate it. I had fun at the UNMASKED yesterday and was HONORED to sit with Ronnie B. Thanks to everyone that made it out BIGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sorry I cut out of there so quickly but we were up and running for close to two hours and the wife and I were late for dinner and a show (queer). I will see you guys somewhere, somehow. Much respect, hop over to jaymohr.com if you would like, if not, I reccomend www.qmov.com

jay mohr is a class act always :clap::thumbup::clap:

[JustJon]

Do what? What'd I say? I was playing nice. Honest injun!

You were playing nice, and I thought about helping ya out, but more fun to watch ya put your foot in your mouth :wink:

I will see you guys somewhere, somehow. Much respect, hop over to jaymohr.com if you would like, if not, I reccomend www.qmov.com

'nuff said. :happy:

[Gvac]

I will see you guys somewhere, somehow.

Don't forget our nude beach date!

Love you! :wub:

[Marc with a c]

Don't forget our nude beach date!

Love you! :wub:

you should've seen how tan and manly he looked. jayjay is fabulous

[Friday]

you should've seen how tan and manly he looked. jayjay is fabulous

he did look quite tan and hollywood-ish.

i sat in the very top balcony under the lamp post so he could gaze up to my softly lit eyes and...uh.... just know that he had to hire me to sing in his next project. :lol:
or maybe i just wanted to sit in the cool seats with Eddie Pointer.

oh well!

[Mafialife Chris]

That's because I didn't show up until after the taping started. Next time!

Incidentally, the Unmasked piqued my interest, so I just picked up Jay's book from Amazon.

Me too MB. How fucking awsome was that taping?

I grabbed the book too.

I was dying to meet mr mohr after , and when he booked out i went and go drank with big a, angelfuck and balsac.

was great seeing you all there.

Fantastic show again mr B. Jay, you looked like a millionbucks!

SEEYA!

[jonyrotn]

Did you know the human head weighs 12.7 pounds?

[PapaBear]

Did you know the human head weighs 12.7 pounds?
Unless I'm missing an inside joke, it weighs (roughly) 8 pounds.... Same as a gallon of water.

[mikeyboy]

Unless I'm missing an inside joke, it weighs (roughly) 8 pounds.... Same as a gallon of water.

I think he was making a Jerry Maguire reference.

[BIGA]

I think he was making a Jerry Maguire reference.


you had me at hello

[Snoogans]

Give gritty a pass. Nothing offensive at all. This (ronfez.net) is what a true message board should be like...people talking with each other...good opinions or bad. You guys have been realy cool and I must say I appreciate it. I had fun at the UNMASKED yesterday and was HONORED to sit with Ronnie B. Thanks to everyone that made it out BIGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sorry I cut out of there so quickly but we were up and running for close to two hours and the wife and I were late for dinner and a show (queer). I will see you guys somewhere, somehow. Much respect, hop over to jaymohr.com if you would like, if not, I reccomend www.qmov.com

Go Wayne Valley!

[MJ]

I've been to about 5 Unmasked and this one was one of the best combinations of being hysterical and incredibly insightful. I'm off to buy the book this weekend. I love Action and can not watch Entourage without getting enraged that this shitty show gets airtime when Action got one fucking season. Irrelavant trivia from Action, but Peter Dragon is from Kalamazoo which is where I am originally from so I felt special.

As much as I love Jay though, I have some unadulterated rage towards the man for one line

"It's not showfriends, it's showbusiness".

I used to work in the sports world, and there are entirely too many jagoffs that use that goddamn line expecting big belly laughs everytime.

Love me some Jay Mohr though. Miss Mohr Sports.

EDIT: And for the record, obviously I know it's not Mr. Mohr's fault, just thought I'd let him know that in the Detroit sports market everyone thinks they're Bob Sugar

[JerseyRich]

you had me at hello

BIGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Making the movie references....


Ah BIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spoon]

Go Wayne Valley!

Lick that ass Mahwah bitch!

[Snoogans]

Lick that ass Mahwah bitch!

Im pretty sure he went to Wayne hills, thats why i said go Wayne Valley. To bust balls. Stupid

[spoon]

Im pretty sure he went to Wayne hills, thats why i said go Wayne Valley. To bust balls. Stupid

You thought he went to Wayne Valley you liar! Go listen to safety dance FAG!

[Hottub]

We used to play Valley in soccer. They sucked. But is was a nice long bus ride!
Oh yeah. We upset Bergen Catholic in the NNJIL tourney!

GO HAWKS!! http://riverdellalumni.org/images/school-logos/logo_RiverDell_bird.gif

[docgoblin]

Give gritty a pass. Nothing offensive at all. This (ronfez.net) is what a true message board should be like...people talking with each other...good opinions or bad. You guys have been realy cool and I must say I appreciate it. I had fun at the UNMASKED yesterday and was HONORED to sit with Ronnie B. Thanks to everyone that made it out BIGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sorry I cut out of there so quickly but we were up and running for close to two hours and the wife and I were late for dinner and a show (queer). I will see you guys somewhere, somehow. Much respect, hop over to jaymohr.com if you would like, if not, I reccomend www.qmov.com

I got to sit in front of Fez and was three feet from Jay Mohr. Life don't get better 'n dat!

[BIGA]

I got to sit in front of Fez and was three feet from Jay Mohr. Life don't get better 'n dat!

jay mohr mentioned my name and he shook my hand--Life don't get better 'n dat!
sorry to steal your Thunder :clap::thumbup::clap:

[BIGA]

seriously jayjay, how could you question gritty's opinion? i think it's clear to everyone he knows way more about jay mohr than you.

;)

Im surprised nobody called you out on this--jayjay is jay mohr soooooooo i guess your wrong
surry surry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Furtherman]

BigAAAAAAA!!!!!

Stealin' thunder and tearing down the fourth wall....


Big A!

[Earlshog]

Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you gotta wake up pretty early to get one past him


big aaaaaaaaa

[DolaMight]

Im surprised nobody called you out on this--jayjay is jay mohr soooooooo i guess your wrong
surry surry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big AAAAaaaa!!!

Givin ol' Epschtein a dose of perception

[Sheila]

after seeing Jay last Wed., I picked up his book this weekend, was a great read, and ended up allowing my kids watch sponge bob to finish it this afternoon. loved his vulnerability, great memoir, just can't help imagine what would have happened if he stuck around snl.. my 65 yr Bolivian mom was impressed that I was going to see Jay last WEd. (she watched the kids) i didn't even have to explain who he was (no offense, Jay, my mom's not good with the names).. Chay Morrrrrr???? Ayyyyy si, lo conoce!!! el actor... can i get this book in spanish?

wish I had read it before seeing unmasked, anyway, back to some parenting...
i think this is my first post, I like this board alot btw,
looking forward to seeing project gary..
ciao

[Chigworthy]

Homephone Jay Mohr sounds creepy.

[Ricky24]

Thanks Sheila! I greatly appreciate you buying the book....jj

[underdog]

Is this the Ask Jay Mohr thread?

Jay, I noticed you were a "consultant" on the new seasons of Last "Comic" Standing. Is that so they can just take your idea and, instead of it being as great as seasons 1 and 2, turn it into the abortion of a television show it has become? It makes me sad that you're no longer the host, or seem to have nothing to do with it anymore.

[mikeyboy]

Is this the Ask Jay Mohr thread?

Jay, I noticed you were a "consultant" on the new seasons of Last "Comic" Standing. Is that so they can just take your idea and, instead of it being as great as seasons 1 and 2, turn it into the abortion of a television show it has become? It makes me sad that you're no longer the host, or seem to have nothing to do with it anymore.

On a related note...

Has Bill Bellamy ever made anyone laugh?

[underdog]

On a related note...

Has Bill Bellamy ever made anyone laugh?

Between Bellamy and Anthony Clark, I'm really not sure who has less personality as host. They have both been awful.

[Ricky24]

I removed my self from it two years back. I wanted to make movies and did not think that being a reality tv host was the best way to go about it. I stepped down as host but as a co-creater i still get a weekly fee. In the two years I was off the show I did the movies THE GROOMSMEN and STREET KINGS. I think those two lines on the resume were worth it.
projectgary this fall!

[Friday]

just watched Jay be handcuffed again in GO.
delicious.

fuck.

now i am really mad i didn't ask an actor-ish question at unmasked.

[Sue_Bender]

On a related note...

Has Bill Bellamy ever made anyone laugh?

Yes.

Me.

Hilarious.

[Ricky24]

just watched Jay be handcuffed again in GO.
delicious.

fuck.

now i am really mad i didn't ask an actor-ish question at unmasked.

ask me now...

[Sue_Bender]

ask me now...

You're so needy. :wink:

[Hottub]

jayjay acts?

:tongue:

[Friday]

jayjay acts?

:tongue:

not nice, hottub!!
did you know that comedy is actually a lot more difficult to pull off than drama/tragedy?

though, tell that to me while i am re-living emotional life events while creating/rehearsing a character and i will kick you in the nuts :bye:

that being said...

jayjay.... you said in the interview that you really don't subscribe creating a character study/character history. i am curious as to what you draw from when preparing... is there any significant thought given to the past lives of the people you portray? or are you pulling more from the dialogue and interactions laid out by the writer?

(there ... i asked. though this silly actor crap comes out better when there are cocktails involved :tongue:)

[Ricky24]

You're so needy. :wink:

at least i dont think bill bellamy is funny

[Ricky24]

not nice, hottub!!
did you know that comedy is actually a lot more difficult to pull off than drama/tragedy?

though, tell that to me while i am re-living emotional life events while creating/rehearsing a character and i will kick you in the nuts :bye:

that being said...

jayjay.... you said in the interview that you really don't subscribe creating a character study/character history. i am curious as to what you draw from when preparing... is there any significant thought given to the past lives of the people you portray? or are you pulling more from the dialogue and interactions laid out by the writer?

(there ... i asked. though this silly actor crap comes out better when there are cocktails involved :tongue:)
comedy is WAY easier than drama. there is only ONE way to perform comedy...right or wrong. There is very little grey area...it is either funny or not..it is a lot like math. Conversely, there are SOOOO MANY different ways to play drama. You can do different versions of the same scene between takes...one take you can yell and be irate, the next take you can be very quiet and simmer...both are right. it is up to the editor to decide what goes in and what gets left out.
to answer your question...no, i dont really do anything to "draw" a character...I just think in my mind how I think the person would act in real life and then memorize the lines. jj

[Friday]

comedy is WAY easier than drama. there is only ONE way to perform comedy...right or wrong. There is very little grey area...it is either funny or not..it is a lot like math. Conversely, there are SOOOO MANY different ways to play drama. You can do different versions of the same scene between takes...one take you can yell and be irate, the next take you can be very quiet and simmer...both are right. it is up to the editor to decide what goes in and what gets left out.
to answer your question...no, i dont really do anything to "draw" a character...I just think in my mind how I think the person would act in real life and then memorize the lines. jj

okay.... though i think that different takes on the same comic sketch/scene can be successful. IF they are done well. :tongue:

here's more time wasting for ya.....

Vince Vaughn once said in an interview that 'comedy is an over-commitment to the absurd'.
i agree with this fully.
what about you?

[bobrobot]

comedy is WAY easier than drama. there is only ONE way to perform comedy...right or wrong. There is very little grey area...it is either funny or not..it is a lot like math. Conversely, there are SOOOO MANY different ways to play drama. You can do different versions of the same scene between takes...one take you can yell and be irate, the next take you can be very quiet and simmer...both are right. it is up to the editor to decide what goes in and what gets left out.
to answer your question...no, i dont really do anything to "draw" a character...I just think in my mind how I think the person would act in real life and then memorize the lines. jj



So this one was easy & difficult simultaneously???

http://discoverydvd.com.au/images/climax/237.jpg

[underdog]

at least i dont think bill bellamy is funny

:lol:

[Ricky24]

So this one was easy & difficult simultaneously???

http://discoverydvd.com.au/images/climax/237.jpg

AWESOME!!!:clap:
that is hilarious bro...well played.

[Ricky24]

okay.... though i think that different takes on the same comic sketch/scene can be successful. IF they are done well. :tongue:

here's more time wasting for ya.....

Vince Vaughn once said in an interview that 'comedy is an over-commitment to the absurd'.
i agree with this fully.
what about you?

just a commitment will suffice. not all comedy is absurd. is a good impression absurd? me doing pacino lines from dog day afternoon...absurd? not really, just funny for some reason. Vince Vaughn is one of my all time favorites. I think maybe his quote is better used as a pie wedge in the bigger chart of funny...i have always liked "Comedy is the truth a moment before anticipated" i think it was Gilda Radner...but these two are not stand up comics. So, I am not sure how to interpret their views. Comics are more like canons. Point at the target and shoot. Don't complicate winning. Just be funny

[watson]

I think JayJay needs his own sub-forum....

a fancy man deserves a sub-forum

[Marc with a c]

i have a question for jayjay.

if you were asked to host saturday night live would you?

[DolaMight]

Vince Vaughn once said in an interview that 'comedy is an over-commitment to the absurd'.
i agree with this fully.
what about you?

He would know. Legendary stand up comedian Vince Vaughn's Wild West Tourgasm Traveling Virus Comedy Show

"you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll demand a refund"

featuring the comedy of:

Jim Norton
http://justepourrire.media.streamtheworld.com/video/img/35c91263a8d24d22e88f8ddc1cd765df.jpg

Nick DiPaulo
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71835010.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABBFB531E36820F03CA A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Colin Quinn
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/V/t/8/thebreakuppubp.jpg

Keannu Reeves
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/j/justin_long/thumbnails/tn2_justin_long_1.jpg

Rich Vos
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/weekend/pushy_SebastianManiscalco.jpg

Penn Jillette
http://www.theculturalconnect.com/images/magazines/mideast/2007-04-02_ahmed_headshot.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

He would know. Legendary stand up comedian Vince Vaughn's Wild West Tourgasm Traveling Virus Comedy Show

"you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll demand a refund"

featuring the comedy of:

Jim Norton
http://justepourrire.media.streamtheworld.com/video/img/35c91263a8d24d22e88f8ddc1cd765df.jpg

Nick DiPaulo
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71835010.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABBFB531E36820F03CA A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Colin Quinn
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/V/t/8/thebreakuppubp.jpg

Keannu Reeves
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/j/justin_long/thumbnails/tn2_justin_long_1.jpg

Rich Vos
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/weekend/pushy_SebastianManiscalco.jpg

Penn Jillette
http://www.theculturalconnect.com/images/magazines/mideast/2007-04-02_ahmed_headshot.jpg



Almost put too much thought into this, huh?

[Ricky24]

i have a question for jayjay.

if you were asked to host saturday night live would you?

don't you have to? of course! But I would want to be the musical guest too. I wold get a little session band and do luck be a lady tonight and shattered.

[Friday]

don't you have to? of course! But I would want to be the musical guest too. I wold get a little session band and do luck be a lady tonight and shattered.

career suicide? :bye:

[Gvac]

don't you have to? of course! But I would want to be the musical guest too. I wold get a little session band and do luck be a lady tonight and shattered.

I'm your man for "Shattered." I've been ripping Keith off for years.

Then we can go on our nude beach date afterwards.

[Gritty]

don't you have to? of course! But I would want to be the musical guest too. I wold get a little session band and do luck be a lady tonight and shattered.

Shadoobie - doobie do?

[Friday]

I'm your man for "Shattered." I've been ripping Keith off for years.

Then we can go on our nude beach date afterwards.

you are definitely going to scare jayjay away, dude.

[Earlshog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Kal-Daniels.jpg

Great call on O & A yesterday

[HeyGehry]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Kal-Daniels.jpg

Great call on O & A yesterday

Indeed....if only for the Colin Quinn impression. Hilarious.

[mikeyboy]

I could have saved you the $10. It blows. It was the only time I was ever tempted to return a book. I like Jay but was very disappointed.

100+ pages and all you learn is that he has panic attacks and only got to be in 2 sketches on SNL.

(I hope I didn't reen it for ya.)

NOT TRUE! I did little scribbles in the margins like they do in Mad magazine.


JayJay, Jay Mohr is a terrific comedian, a phenomenal impressionist, a talented actor and a legend in North Jersey High School athletics. I enjoy his guest spots on both O&A and R&F immensely. I would have loved to be at his Unmasked but had a family commitment. I look forward to hearing it when it's broadcast (Unmasked, random Saturdays 8 - 9, XM150).


BUT...


...the book left me flat and disappointed. The panic attack situation just seemed to be repeated several times to fill up pages. I expected more behind the scenes material. More of Jay's personal experiences as a performer both before and after SNL. More about life growing up, life as a comedian, his TV and movie experiences, political opinions, and stuff like dat. I really don't feel like I know him any better after reading the book than I did before. And I really wanted to know more about Jay otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up (at full price, BTW, no 15% off stickers).

Jay can be proud of it. Getting a book published is an incredible accomplishment. This one just didn't make it for me. I'd still buy Mr. Mohr a beer if we ever met (and give a second book by him a shot -- I'd just read a chapter or two in the book store before I decided to buy it).

This will probably get me labeled a kiss up, but I disagree with this assessment. As I stated previously, the Unmasked taping got me interested in reading Jay's book, so I ordered it after the taping. The things that Gritty was looking for really didn't have a place in the book, because the book was focused very specifically on the two years Jay spent on SNL, with only passing references to his life apart from the show. With that in mind, it's a very interesting dissection of the SNL process as well a recollection of memories from that time. I'll admit that I do have some fascination with SNL, and I've also read Tom Shales' book on the show (which Jay stated that he isn't a fan of during the taping), so that probably helped, but I would recommend the book.

My favorite nugget of information pulled from the book is that this is a toupee:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/c/ca/20070430095738!Chris_Elliott_at_the_39th_Emmy_Awar ds.jpg

Chris Elliot actually has a toupee that makes it look like he's barely holding onto his hair!

Hey, Jay. The other guy from SNL that wears a toupee (but it's a secret) is Kevin Nealon, right? It has to be. Just like Jeremy Piven, that guy seems to suspiciously get more hair the older he gets.

[Gvac]

The title of this thread should be changed.

Just sayin'.

[K.C.]

The title of this thread should be changed.

Just sayin'.

BLASPHEMY! My thread title making skills are unparalleled!!!!

[Ricky24]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Kal-Daniels.jpg

Great call on O & A yesterday

"C'mon Daniels.....C'mon Daniels.....GOOD EYES....nice eyes Daniel's...that's it....good eyes Daniels....eyes. eyes. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COCK SUCKA!!!!! YOU NI**A COCKSUCKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
get me my own forum.

[Ricky24]

I'm your man for "Shattered." I've been ripping Keith off for years.

Then we can go on our nude beach date afterwards.

only if you're dressed in plastic bags and directing traffic

[hammersavage]

Hey, Jay. The other guy from SNL that wears a toupee (but it's a secret) is Kevin Nealon, right? It has to be. Just like Jeremy Piven, that guy seems to suspiciously get more hair the older he gets.

that was my guess too when i read it. has to be him.

although i wish it was rob schneider cuz he's such a fuckass.

[K.C.]

"C'mon Daniels.....C'mon Daniels.....GOOD EYES....nice eyes Daniel's...that's it....good eyes Daniels....eyes. eyes. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COCK SUCKA!!!!! YOU NI**A COCKSUCKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
get me my own forum.

Oddly enough, I hear the same thing sitting in the Phillies stadium every time Ryan Howard strikes out....and in the Eagles' stadium every time Donovan McNabb throws an incomplete pass...and every time any one on the Sixers misses a shot.


...they love the Flyers.

Hmmm...

[drjoek]

FYI there was a nice little blurb and a photo of one of my ronfez.net friends ,Jay Mohr and his new show Project Gary Wednesdays 8:30 on CBS in todays NY Daily News.

Man he is ripped:wub:

[PapaBear]

get me my own forum.
We could call it "Mohr Gooder"

[Friday]

We could call it "Mohr Gooder"

ooooh I likey that.

Do it up, Mikeyboy!
If fuckos like FANDICK can have their own forums, then jayjay is WAY overqualified!!

[mikeyboy]

ooooh I likey that.

Do it up, Mikeyboy!
If fuckos like FANDICK can have their own forums, then jayjay is WAY overqualified!!

FANDICK doesn't have his own forum.

[Gvac]

only if you're dressed in plastic bags and directing traffic

That sounds like some kind of fashion.

And as far as getting your own forum - forget it.

We already have too many forums here.

No offense, Jay, but I think sometimes the powers that be forget the name of this site is RONFEZ.net.

Then again, if it can make money, you'll probably have that forum tomorrow.

[Friday]

FANDICK doesn't have his own forum.

it might as well be.
and what good does it do really?

wouldn't someone like jayjay thrive here and bring more members in for constructive and interesting conversation?
hmmmm??

revoke the HACKS..... bring on the JAYJAY, motherphuckers! wheeeeeeeeeee

[mikeyboy]

Then again, if it can make money, you'll probably have that forum tomorrow.

None of those forums that you hate so much bring in any money.

[Gvac]

None of those forums that you hate so much bring in any money.

I don't hate 'em, I just don't think they belong here.

Maybe the name of this site should be changed to "AllPurposeEntertainment.net" and then you could add all the non-show related forums you care to.

[PD]

it might as well be.
and what good does it do really?

wouldn't someone like jayjay thrive here and bring more members in for constructive and interesting conversation?
hmmmm??

revoke the HACKS..... bring on the JAYJAY, motherphuckers! wheeeeeeeeeee

does anyone pay any attention to what Fandick says?

as for JayJay,
I absolutely loved that unmasked. - and that you have continued to post here in this thread.

[Ricky24]

I don't hate 'em, I just don't think they belong here.

Maybe the name of this site should be changed to "AllPurposeEntertainment.net" and then you could add all the non-show related forums you care to.

sir...sir. we are all here becauseof Ron and Fez...sir, please. sir.

[Friday]

sir...sir. we are all here becauseof Ron and Fez...sir, please. sir.

admittedly... i have a bit of a crush here. :wub:

[Marc with a c]

admittedly... i have a bit of a crush here. :wub:

jay mohr is a very handsome man

[Gvac]

sir...sir. we are all here becauseof Ron and Fez...sir, please. sir.

If only that were true, buddy.

If only that were true.

[mikeyboy]

Okay, but Jay, it's Kevin Nealon, right? Right? Right?

[Ricky24]

okay, i have a question for you guys...why is it on the internet when they write "owned!" instead, they write Pwned!

[Hottub]

okay, i have a question for you guys...why is it on the internet when they write "owned!" instead, they write Pwned!

O'rly? Hottub is ROTFLMAO. WTF, jayjay!
SSWA, bitch!
I think midkiff may sum this up for you.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.hamsexy.com/pwned2.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEHVzW8cSM6xIxG-XjD7jG1UbDlvA

http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~poobah/pwned.jpg

[drjoek]

okay, i have a question for you guys...why is it on the internet when they write "owned!" instead, they write Pwned!

gtg

brb

[underdog]

okay, i have a question for you guys...why is it on the internet when they write "owned!" instead, they write Pwned!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-chess-pawnd.jpg

[Ricky24]

im not gonna get an answer?

[Marc with a c]

i don't know the answer. i don't know if there is a reason for anything that happens on the internet.

how can you explain paltalk?

[underdog]

im not gonna get an answer?

The word "pwn" may have arisen and spread as a common typo of the word "own," since the 'p' and 'o' keys are adjacent on a standard English keyboard.

[Gvac]

Hey Jay -

Why are people from New Jersey so much better than everybody else? I mean, seriously...we're inherently funnier, cooler, smarter, and wittier than the rest of the country.

Is it the water?

[Friday]

im not gonna get an answer?

Here you go, jayjay dear.
Since noone else here seems to care about your needs... here is what the all-knowing Wikipedia has to say about it:

Pwned (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn)


Pwn is a leetspeak slang term, derived from the word "own",that implies domination or humiliation of a rival, used primarily in the Internet gaming culture to taunt an opponent who has just been soundly defeated.

In Internet security jargon, to "pwn" means "to compromise" or "to control", specifically another computer (server or PC), web site, gateway device, or application; it is synonymous with one of the definitions of hacking or cracking. An outside party who has "owned" or "pwned" a system has obtained unauthorized administrative control of the system.

The word "pwn" may have arisen and spread as a common typo of the word "own," since the 'p' and 'o' keys are adjacent on a standard English keyboard

[Gritty]

im not gonna get an answer?

'p' is one more 'o'. Kinda like turning it up to 11.

[Hottub]

Teh interwebs pwns jayjay.

[underdog]

Here you go, jayjay dear.
Since noone else here seems to care about your needs... here is what the all-knowing Wikipedia has to say about it:

The word "pwn" may have arisen and spread as a common typo of the word "own," since the 'p' and 'o' keys are adjacent on a standard English keyboard.

pwnd

[Friday]

pwnd

i linked AND quoted, sir. :tongue:

jayjay knows who really cares.... mhm

[Gvac]

pwnd

By 600 seconds no less!

[DolaMight]

okay, i have a question for you guys...why is it on the internet when they write "owned!" instead, they write Pwned!

They are the same people who say pron instead of porn. "They" pown the internet.

[Ricky24]

thanks guys

[Hottub]

thanks guys

Meh.

[Epschtein]

zomg! its jayjay mohr! :P

[Epschtein]

dear jay mohr,

please confirm that you arent rooting for the lakers in the NBA finals.

love, epschtein.

[Ricky24]

dear jay mohr,

please confirm that you arent rooting for the lakers in the NBA finals.

love, epschtein.

confirmed

[drjoek]

I wish Jay Mohr would say hi to me now that I had a mention on ron and fez today :smile:
Or maybe he can post in the do you like me thread

[reillyluck]

since JayJay is answering questions:

have you ever been to Pure in Vegas? im going tonight. Yay or Nay?

[Friday]

since JayJay is answering questions:

have you ever been to Pure in Vegas? im going tonight. Yay or Nay?

I know I am not jayjay but....

NAY.
but that is just my observation having been there a few times.
reminded me of an oversized frat party.

Go to Tryst at the Wynn... much more upscale and pleasing to the eye :)

(btw there are always limos outside Ceasars who will run you up and down the strip for just a tad over what you would pay for a taxi... as long as you have a few people with you.... enjoy!)

[reillyluck]

I know I am not jayjay but....

NAY.
but that is just my observation having been there a few times.
reminded me of an oversized frat party.

Go to Tryst at the Wynn... much more upscale and pleasing to the eye :)

(btw there are always limos outside Ceasars who will run you up and down the strip for just a tad over what you would pay for a taxi... as long as you have a few people with you.... enjoy!)

i felt that way at Ghostbar on saturday. i should have just went to the piano bar at New York, NY....same drunk frattys...but cheaper drinks. well im off!

im hitting the tournament before partying so wish me luck! :wub:

[watson]

Saturday June 28, 2008 @ 8PM on Channel 150

http://www.xmradio.com/images/onXM/signal/20080623/jay_mohr_promo.jpgas

per: XM Signal: Your Guide to What's On XM email...

[DolaMight]

Saturday June 28, 2008 @ 8PM on Channel 150

http://www.xmradio.com/images/onXM/signal/20080623/jay_mohr_promo.jpgas

per: XM Signal: Your Guide to What's On XM email...

is it gonna be the full 2hrs or a compacted 1hr edition?

[Friday]

i am watching another jayjay movie in the middle of the night.
and swooning a little bit.
damn insomnia.
how dare you play such likeable characters!!

find a bad ass mean guy role to play soon .... ok?

[midwestjeff]

Which one? I had to explain to my pal that Jay Mohr was ok because he is cool on the show but I had no movies to reference. :help:

[PapaBear]

is it gonna be the full 2hrs or a compacted 1hr edition?
I just hope it's not going to be the Black Earl "I can fit 3 Unmasked shows into a 3 hour show" edition. Come on, Earl... The ONE episode that Ron emphasized the most (and the one that I haven't already heard) was cut down to less than 40 minutes!!!!:furious:

[Friday]

Which one? I had to explain to my pal that Jay Mohr was ok because he is cool on the show but I had no movies to reference. :help:

i am watching him in 'Picture Perfect' with Jen Aniston right now.
it's a cute, girly movie... and jay is adoobly and the portrait of what a girl would want.
so he did his job well.

he is also in "Go" with katie holmes, "Pay it Forward", and "Jerry McGuire"... I think those are his most notable appearances though he has been in many more (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001542/)..... :)

[Serpico1103]

i am watching him in 'Picture Perfect' with Jen Aniston right now.
it's a cute, girly movie... and jay is adoobly and the portrait of what a girl would want.
so he did his job well.

he is also in "Go" with katie holmes, "Pay it Forward", and "Jerry McGuire"... I think those are his most notable appearances though he has been in many more (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001542/)..... :)

He steals the movie in "King's Ransom." Like most of his movies, it is pretty bad, but he is excellent.

[MadMatt]

Wow - that was a GREAT unmasked! Jay sounded great and was amazingly funny.

Every time I hear the guy I like him more. :thumbup:

[Gritty]

Wow - that was a GREAT unmasked! Jay sounded great and was amazingly funny.

Every time I hear the guy I like him more. :thumbup:

QFT!

Now I'm really sorry I wasn't able to go to the show taping. Would love to hear the additional hour they did. This was the 'voice' I expected to hear when I read his book.

[Serpico1103]

Wow - that was a GREAT unmasked! Jay sounded great and was amazingly funny.

Every time I hear the guy I like him more. :thumbup:

I need a little help. Jay told a story once, about an ump telling a batter, "that's a hall of famer out there", telling him to swing even though they were balls. Anyone know the story, remember the batter or pitcher?
Thanks

[Aqualad]

Wow - that was a GREAT unmasked! Jay sounded great and was amazingly funny.

Every time I hear the guy I like him more. :thumbup:

Great interview. Now I want to check out the Gasping for Airtime book.

[conway_juggalo]

Damn is Jay Mohr entertaining! It sounded like the interview could've went on for another 3 or 4 hours...He was just getting warmed up and I loved the Ron and Fez chant at the end.

[drjoek]

I get such a laugh out of Jays lesser known impressions

Gotta Love Nice Guy Eddie and Allan Arkin.

"You mean we have to fly over the ocean to get to Scranton?"

[Jerry Maguire]

Fuck Bob Sugar!!!


I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!

[Chris from TX]

I was laughing out loud in my car to this one. No surprise, Jay is quick.

[Reephdweller]

Great interview. Now I want to check out the Gasping for Airtime book.

It's a great book, I highly recommend it if you have a slight interest in anything SNL or Jay Mohr.

[PD]

is it gonna be the full 2hrs or a compacted 1hr edition?

Earl has nothing to do with the unmasked; they are all cut down to 1 hr.
I'm glad they kept the questions (especially mine about Action):smoke:

as conway_juggalo said, he could have gone on almost forever.

[PapaBear]

It was freaking funny as shit! I kinda freaked at one part, though. Last night, I dreamed that I saw a new report that Anson Williams died. Then I listened to Unmasked tonight, and Jay mentioned Anson Williams. That's way too much Anson in a 12 hour period.

[Ricky24]

I need a little help. Jay told a story once, about an ump telling a batter, "that's a hall of famer out there", telling him to swing even though they were balls. Anyone know the story, remember the batter or pitcher?
Thanks

Nice. It was Kevin Elster. He was batting as a rookie against Nolan Ryan. Elster was and has always been a cocky red ass. When he batted for the second time, after walking his first and WALKING to first, the ump called the first, head high pitch STRIIIIKKE! Elster looks back at the ump but doesn't say anything. next pitch travels about 60 feet. STRIIIIIKE! ELster looks back and says, "You're kidding me right? I mean that ball BOUNCED". The ump just shrugged and said, "That's a hall of famer out there son!"
A classic.

[Ricky24]

how do i listen to my unmasked?

[IMSlacker]

how do i listen to my unmasked?

It aired twice over the weekend. Not sure when they'll play it again. You might want to contact someone from the show. Or, maybe Mikeyboy will add it to the file library.

[Serpico1103]

Nice. It was Kevin Elster. He was batting as a rookie against Nolan Ryan. Elster was and has always been a cocky red ass. When he batted for the second time, after walking his first and WALKING to first, the ump called the first, head high pitch STRIIIIKKE! Elster looks back at the ump but doesn't say anything. next pitch travels about 60 feet. STRIIIIIKE! ELster looks back and says, "You're kidding me right? I mean that ball BOUNCED". The ump just shrugged and said, "That's a hall of famer out there son!"
A classic.

Thats it, thanks.

[NewYorkDragons80]

how do i listen to my unmasked?
Premieres: Sat, 6/28 at 8PM ET | XM Comedy - XM 150
Encores: Sun, 6/29 at 2PM ET | The Virus - XM 202
Sun, 6/29 from 6PM ET - Midnight ET (cont. loop) | XM Comedy - 150
Mon, 6/30 at 7AM ET & 7PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Tues, 7/1 at 5AM ET & 5PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Weds, 7/2 at 11AM ET & 11PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Thurs, 7/3 at 10AM ET & 10PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Fri, 7/4 at Noon ET & Mid. ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153

I'm honored to be communicating with Mr. Jay Mohr... and telling him how to listen to his own interview. I was howling when you did your impression of Friends.

[Ricky24]

Premieres: Sat, 6/28 at 8PM ET | XM Comedy - XM 150
Encores: Sun, 6/29 at 2PM ET | The Virus - XM 202
Sun, 6/29 from 6PM ET - Midnight ET (cont. loop) | XM Comedy - 150
Mon, 6/30 at 7AM ET & 7PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Tues, 7/1 at 5AM ET & 5PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Weds, 7/2 at 11AM ET & 11PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Thurs, 7/3 at 10AM ET & 10PM ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153
Fri, 7/4 at Noon ET & Mid. ET | Laugh Attack - XM 153

I'm honored to be communicating with Mr. Jay Mohr... and telling him how to listen to his own interview. I was howling when you did your impression of Friends.

i meant can someone send it to me or put it on a disc or get it on my website?

[mikeyboy]

i meant can someone send it to me or put it on a disc or get it on my website?

Let me see what I can do. I was planning to add it to this site's file library for download.

[mikeyboy]

You can now download Jay Mohr Unmasked from the file library. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3297)

Thanks to styckx for the audio.

[Ricky24]

you rock mikeyboy thanks

[ChrisTheCop]

you rock mikeyboy thanks

Some might even say he Rules.

[PapaBear]

I hope Anson Williams is OK.

[Reephdweller]

you rock mikeyboy thanks


Not only does Mikeyboy rock, Mikeyboy rocks a fat ass!!!

[DolaMight]

Jay Mohr, if you had chosen pornography as a profession instead of comedy do you think you would have been successful?

[ChrisTheCop]

Jay Mohr, if you had chosen pornography as a profession instead of comedy do you think you would have been successful?

and would you then host the avn's if they asked you?

[Ricky24]

Jay Mohr, if you had chosen pornography as a profession instead of comedy do you think you would have been successful?

yes and yes

[drizzle]

yes and yes

Gay porn as per his high school wrestling career. Go Wayne Hills!

[K.C.]

Just listened to the Unmasked...great job.

The story about Owen Wilson originally being cast for Jay's part in 'Jerry Maguire' blew me away.

No way could I picture Owen in that role now...Jay owned it.

[Ricky24]

Gay porn as per his high school wrestling career. Go Wayne Hills!

oddly, there are no hills in wayne, nj. zero. truly bizzare name.