I peed in a bottle, and people enjoyed it

[Doogie]

Yes, as the title says and as many of you have followed in my other threads about my volunteer fire company will know that douche fucks took over the place. So that last few weeks I have been waging something of a guerilla war against these people which are ULTRA conservative. So tonight as a member had a party for his college graduation, and his party dissapaited, myself, his bro and another member talked about how ridiculous the place has gotten.

So in a fit of part annoyance, rage, etc....I took an almost finished bottle of Jack Daniels and proceeded to the end of the bar where those couldnt see my cock, and peed into the bottle. Now anyone who knows a 22 oz of bottle of Jack knows that is no small bottle. There was maybe one shot left in the bottle, so I peed into it. Almost overfilled the bottle with pee, dumped out about half of the pee, refilled it with some coke, and put it into our day room bar, with the hope that some cunt would drink it and spit out immeadiatly knowing it was piss.

Well fast forward like 45 mins after I pissed into the bottle, some of the guys I am pissed at come back from a local hot area with some chicks. Say some derogatory things our way, cause we are all very divided, and go back to the dayroom. Well I decide to peek my head into the dayroom after a few minutes and see that one of the guys is enjoying my "Jack Pee" with a chick he picked up at the bar. His words to me were "Doog, want some mixed jack someone left here in the fridge??" I nearly laughed in his face....the mother fucker was drinking my pee and LOVING IT, as was his chick. That Jack was maybe 3% Jack, 80% piss, and 17% coke, and the mother fucker was enjoying it. Yo we were all dying laughing at the other bar...Just needed to vent that.

[Reynolds]

Yes, as the title says and as many of you have followed in my other threads about my volunteer fire company will know that douche fucks took over the place. So that last few weeks I have been waging something of a guerilla war against these people which are ULTRA conservative. So tonight as a member had a party for his college graduation, and his party dissapaited, myself, his bro and another member talked about how ridiculous the place has gotten.

So in a fit of part annoyance, rage, etc....I took an almost finished bottle of Jack Daniels and proceeded to the end of the bar where those couldnt see my cock, and peed into the bottle. Now anyone who knows a 22 oz of bottle of Jack knows that is no small bottle. There was maybe one shot left in the bottle, so I peed into it. Almost overfilled the bottle with pee, dumped out about half of the pee, refilled it with some coke, and put it into our day room bar, with the hope that some cunt would drink it and spit out immeadiatly knowing it was piss.

Well fast forward like 45 mins after I pissed into the bottle, some of the guys I am pissed at come back from a local hot area with some chicks. Say some derogatory things our way, cause we are all very divided, and go back to the dayroom. Well I decide to peek my head into the dayroom after a few minutes and see that one of the guys is enjoying my "Jack Pee" with a chick he picked up at the bar. His words to me were "Doog, want some mixed jack someone left here in the fridge??" I nearly laughed in his face....the mother fucker was drinking my pee and LOVING IT, as was his chick. That Jack was maybe 3% Jack, 80% piss, and 17% coke, and the mother fucker was enjoying it. Yo we were all dying laughing at the other bar...Just needed to vent that.

Thats fucking great!

[Enabler]

Having no back-ground info on this...seems like an awful thing to do. I tricked my little brother into drinking from a soda can I pissed in probably 15 years ago, and I still feel bad. It was too easy.

[Reynolds]

When I was like 15 I had my mom pick me up at a friend's house. It was winter and I had a big coat on, and was holding a half gallon of vodka, and a giant bottle of jack daniel's under my coat. She noticed it was under my coat and confiscated it. She hid it somewhere in her room and I found it, poured it all out into another bottle, and filled the bottle with water and soy sauce to match the color.

About a month later she threw a party and raffled off some bottles of liquor, including the bottle of jack. I was staying over a friend's house across the street, and we decided to rummage through my backyard looking for liquor, cigarettes, empty out the kegs etc. We found the bottle of jack almost full, and to that point I didn't make the connection it was the same bottle that I had filled with soy sauce and water.

We brought it back to my friend's house, and another friend decided to crack open the bottle and take a giant swig off of it. He threw up all over my friend's house, and it finally clicked for me where the bottle came from.

[LaBoob]

Dispicable. I love it!

[ChrisTheCop]

Dispicable. I love it!

Doogie didnt mention the guys race....

But he did dis him.

It was also despicable.

Funny story, and from past readings I'll even say the guy deserved it.
But personally, I think it went a little too far. I know your piss is the purest in the land,
but had the guy gotten sick, and found out what you had done,
you could actually be held accountable.

I'll assume it ended with a laugh, and no harm done.
But kids, dont try this at home.

[A.J.]

You should have left a tray of "brownies" to go along with it.

[led37zep]

I'm starving, we got any whisky piss back there? :drunk::drunk:


Great story.

[Contra]

What a great burn! All's fair in love and volunteer fire company war:thumbup:

[Coach]

You are the second coming...congrats!:clap::clap::clap:

[Fallon]

Yes, as the title says and as many of you have followed in my other threads about my volunteer fire company will know that douche fucks took over the place. So that last few weeks I have been waging something of a guerilla war against these people which are ULTRA conservative. So tonight as a member had a party for his college graduation, and his party dissapaited, myself, his bro and another member talked about how ridiculous the place has gotten.

So in a fit of part annoyance, rage, etc....I took an almost finished bottle of Jack Daniels and proceeded to the end of the bar where those couldnt see my cock, and peed into the bottle. Now anyone who knows a 22 oz of bottle of Jack knows that is no small bottle. There was maybe one shot left in the bottle, so I peed into it. Almost overfilled the bottle with pee, dumped out about half of the pee, refilled it with some coke, and put it into our day room bar, with the hope that some cunt would drink it and spit out immeadiatly knowing it was piss.

Well fast forward like 45 mins after I pissed into the bottle, some of the guys I am pissed at come back from a local hot area with some chicks. Say some derogatory things our way, cause we are all very divided, and go back to the dayroom. Well I decide to peek my head into the dayroom after a few minutes and see that one of the guys is enjoying my "Jack Pee" with a chick he picked up at the bar. His words to me were "Doog, want some mixed jack someone left here in the fridge??" I nearly laughed in his face....the mother fucker was drinking my pee and LOVING IT, as was his chick. That Jack was maybe 3% Jack, 80% piss, and 17% coke, and the mother fucker was enjoying it. Yo we were all dying laughing at the other bar...Just needed to vent that.

Maybe you discovered an awesome drink.

You should market it.

[Leticia]

Awesome.

[Reephdweller]

That is so fucking awesome! Especially knowing the problems you've had in the past. I fuckin love it! DAMN THE MAN!!!

[Sue_Bender]

You must taste delicious.

I'm jealous.

[watson]

Yes, as the title says and as many of you have followed in my other threads about my volunteer fire company will know that douche fucks took over the place. So that last few weeks I have been waging something of a guerilla war against these people which are ULTRA conservative. So tonight as a member had a party for his college graduation, and his party dissapaited, myself, his bro and another member talked about how ridiculous the place has gotten.

So in a fit of part annoyance, rage, etc....I took an almost finished bottle of Jack Daniels and proceeded to the end of the bar where those couldnt see my cock, and peed into the bottle. Now anyone who knows a 22 oz of bottle of Jack knows that is no small bottle. There was maybe one shot left in the bottle, so I peed into it. Almost overfilled the bottle with pee, dumped out about half of the pee, refilled it with some coke, and put it into our day room bar, with the hope that some cunt would drink it and spit out immeadiatly knowing it was piss.

Well fast forward like 45 mins after I pissed into the bottle, some of the guys I am pissed at come back from a local hot area with some chicks. Say some derogatory things our way, cause we are all very divided, and go back to the dayroom. Well I decide to peek my head into the dayroom after a few minutes and see that one of the guys is enjoying my "Jack Pee" with a chick he picked up at the bar. His words to me were "Doog, want some mixed jack someone left here in the fridge??" I nearly laughed in his face....the mother fucker was drinking my pee and LOVING IT, as was his chick. That Jack was maybe 3% Jack, 80% piss, and 17% coke, and the mother fucker was enjoying it. Yo we were all dying laughing at the other bar...Just needed to vent that.


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[Gwen]

That is bloody brilliant.

[Bellyfullasnot]

You disagree with your fellow firefighters politically and/or philosolphically so you destroy a sacred bond of trust that your fellow members have. What's next, not hitting a hydrant quick enough or not flaking out a precharged line?
I don't believe in fucking with somebodies food or beverage. If you're that upset clean their helmets so they loook brand new or fill their boots with sand. That's a firehouse prank. A CO2 extinguisher sprayed near somebody when their taking a dump is funny, pissing in a bottle is cowardly. Nobody asked me, but that's my opinion.

[KC2OSO]

You disagree with your fellow firefighters politically and/or philosolphically so you destroy a sacred bond of trust that your fellow members have. What's next, not hitting a hydrant quick enough or not flaking out a precharged line?
I don't believe in fucking with somebodies food or beverage. If you're that upset clean their helmets so they loook brand new or fill their boots with sand. That's a firehouse prank. A CO2 extinguisher sprayed near somebody when their taking a dump is funny, pissing in a bottle is cowardly. Nobody asked me, but that's my opinion.

Gotta agree. Nobody asked me either.

[Doogie]

You disagree with your fellow firefighters politically and/or philosolphically so you destroy a sacred bond of trust that your fellow members have. What's next, not hitting a hydrant quick enough or not flaking out a precharged line?
I don't believe in fucking with somebodies food or beverage. If you're that upset clean their helmets so they loook brand new or fill their boots with sand. That's a firehouse prank. A CO2 extinguisher sprayed near somebody when their taking a dump is funny, pissing in a bottle is cowardly. Nobody asked me, but that's my opinion.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. These people for years have done rotten things like this so it was a little payback.

[Bellyfullasnot]

I must have struck a nerve. Volunteer or not, it's still a job. Do yours and don't get caught up in the bullshit. Are you even in a busy department? Sounds like you have a lot of free time.
If you stick with this, 10 years from now you may be on the other side of the bottle of piss.

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."

[DarkHippie]

Me chinese, me play joke?

[earthbrown]

Me chinese, me play joke?

nice, takes me back 20 years...

K

[lleeder]

One time I pissed in a pint glass and told some douche at the bar it was a beer I bought him. He replied " Dude this beer is warm...is this piss?"