R&F XM Listening Thread for 6/2/08

[PD]

afternoon all.

who didn't see this coming (Earl welshing on bet?)

[buzzard]

they both have to dig up

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/LucilleBall.jpg/800px-LucilleBall.jpg

and fuck her rotting corpse!

[EliSnow]

Okay, the "vote for Hilary" caller should be the bottom to Earl's top for that call.

[EliSnow]

afternoon all.

who didn't see this coming (Earl welshing on bet?)

Yeah, we asked that earlier.

[ANC]

It's Frustrate :furious:

Jesus Christ!

[ralphbxny]

BOBs

[bobsnin]

i got a mention!!

[jauble]

you have to hit your mom in the throat with a bat.


oh my god ha

Yeah that made me laugh a lot.

[EliSnow]

How does ESD know what a prostitute will do, when the john can't get it up?

[bobsnin]

It's Frustrate :furious:

Jesus Christ!

That is really fustrating when people pronounce it like that.

[KnoxHarrington]

I honestly think that a night with a high-quality call girl would be good for both of them, especially Earl.

[buzzard]

http://www.broward.org/library/images/aacottonclub16.jpg

http://sadoldgoth.blogspot.com/janet.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

we should all file a class action suit against black ealr and fez saying we joined paltalk and paid the membership to see this payoff that we were promised. enough of us get on board and we can crush them in court

[biggestmexi]

That is really fustrating when people pronounce it like that.



it gets me all frustered.


should also put "No pay off" as a tag

[DolaMight]

How does ESD know what a prostitute will do, when the john can't get it up?

Dave has expressed his inability to maintain a full erection in the past.

[Friday]

personally, i have no desire to see the hard peni of either of these asexual sillies.

[ANC]

That is really fustrating when people pronounce it like that.

It saddens me...

[jauble]

Has there been a break today?

[ralphbxny]

Fired or Fucked the Earl Douglass Story!

[EliSnow]

we should all file a class action suit against black ealr and fez saying we joined paltalk and paid the membership to see this payoff that we were promised. enough of us get on board and we can crush them in court

Given both Earl and Fez's history of welshing on bets, your reliance on their bet was not justifiable.

[biggestmexi]

Has there been a break today?



nope they will end the show early to prolly get out of the bet talk




lol asian escort in the yellow pages

[Mark It Zero]

I suggest they go to sudden death....first one who gets laid now wins, loser has to do something incredibly revolting or humiliating.

[Drunky McBetidont]

make them go in the back room and play ookie cookie, loser eats it. they can wrap this up in 20 min

[buzzard]

I like Turtle!

[jauble]

I suggest they go to sudden death....first one who gets laid now wins, loser has to do something incredibly revolting or humiliating.

Fuck it...tummy sticks away.

[nate1000]

Nice- 3 way train to settle all bets!

[ANC]

I like Turtle!

WE KNOW!!!!

Lig Luh.. :wink:

[Friday]

I like Turtle!

QFT

[Knowledged_one]

This show may have confirmed that this show may have

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG

[Drunky McBetidont]

Given both Earl and Fez's history of welshing on bets, your reliance on their bet was not justifiable.

true, but we could say we started listening in nov 07 and the nthe history might have less weight

[ralphbxny]

Fuck it...tummy sticks away.

I will settle for that. I really dont want to hear or see Fez & Earl fuck each other.

[realmenhatelife]

I def dont think Dave would've paid out on the basketball bet had he lost, and Turtle has a point that Dave did not pay off his Casey bet. Although I think, in the show continuity, we didn't know casey was pregnant at that time, so now her crying and everything makes more sense.

[Drunky McBetidont]

get a massage therapist to come up and jerk them off at the same time while they stare into eachothers eyes. that isn't gay

[KnoxHarrington]

Hmm, I might need to check this site out.

For research.

[buzzard]

I found one for both of them:

http://worstofmyspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/howard-wtf.jpg

[OGC]

Did Fezzie just say that "The Hole Thing" scares him ?

[EliSnow]

true, but we could say we started listening in nov 07 and the nthe history might have less weight

You realize that this site is public, and that all the listening threads, etc. are saved right?

Plus, you very rarely get a class action fraud case (outside of the securities actions), because the courts require each person claiming damages to prove that they relied on the statements made.

[ANC]

Come on Fezzie, chicks dig the:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/cheekygirl002/Men%20sequin%20jacket/Jacket006.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

I found one for both of them:

http://worstofmyspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/howard-wtf.jpg

i dont even think lil jimmy could get it on with that

[Drunky McBetidont]

You realize that this site is public, and that all the listening threads, etc. are saved right?

Plus, you very rarely get a class action fraud case (outside of the securities actions), because the courts require each person claiming damages to prove that they relied on the statements made.

i wasn't serious

but i am serious that they should play ookie cookie

[barjockey]

I was listening at the beach. Question: Why do Dave, Earl and Fez make bets that they have to payoff but get Nothing if they win? Odd.

[buzzard]

or perhaps

http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/amy-winehouse-overdose.jpg

[EliSnow]

i wasn't serious

I know you weren't.

[ANC]

You realize that this site is public, and that all the listening threads, etc. are saved right?

Plus, you very rarely get a class action fraud case (outside of the securities actions), because the courts require each person claiming damages to prove that they relied on the statements made.

FACE! Litigation Style! :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Has Ron started talking about Fez's insanity in an effort to get Earl to want to fuck him?

[EliSnow]

or perhaps

http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/amy-winehouse-overdose.jpg

That may be a worse pic than the lemon party pic, buzz.

[barjockey]

Has Ron started talking about Fez's insanity in an effort to get Earl to want to fuck him?

:clap::lol:

[buzzard]

some come prepared

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jko/lowres/jkon364l.jpg

[kdubya]

Just go out of a meeting, has Fez banged Earl yet?

[Heather 8]

Wait... Fez isn't? :blink:

[ralphbxny]

I just want you to play with tities first and then tell me you dont like them!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/06/09/fashion/09asex.jpg

[spoon]

I say we send them to Thailand for a Yerdaddy ladyboy dick dart special. All face would be saved then!

[EliSnow]

Does the whole "fear of end of intimacy" thing come from Rory leaving?

[KnoxHarrington]

Eerily appropriate first ad for the break.

[drjoek]

I def dont think Dave would've paid out on the basketball bet had he lost, and Turtle has a point that Dave did not pay off his Casey bet. Although I think, in the show continuity, we didn't know casey was pregnant at that time, so now her crying and everything makes more sense.

BS, a bets a bet He shouldn't have made such a stupid bet, wife pregnant or not. Hes just like the rest of the welchers on the show. He shouldn't get cocky. Hes done the same welching as these two

[Drunky McBetidont]

is anybody on here entering or attending this o and a event thursday?

[MadMatt]

BS, a bets a bet He shouldn't have made such a stupid bet, wife pregnant or not. Hes just like the rest of the welchers on the show. He shouldn't get cocky. Hes done the same welching as these two

I disagree. Dave has held up his end on every bet except not seeing his wife for a week.

The real issue here isn't the bet itself, but the COMPLETE LACK of PAYOFF! Fez and Earl could have done something really creative and funny, but the whole thing just fizzled.

IMO That is what Ron is MOST pissed about - it isn't that the guys didn't have sex, it is that there is absolutely no comedic payoff and there was a glorious opportunity for it. They didn't HAVE to have sex if they had come up with something funny.

[focal eccentric]

solution: make fez and earl make their morning commute decked out head to toe in S&M gear. fez has a brown briefcase in one hand and a leashed earl in the other.

make them stayed outfitted for the entirety of the tuesday show as well.

[KnoxHarrington]

is anybody on here entering or attending this o and a event thursday?


Will they be there, or will they get food poisoning or have to catch a train?

[hexy68]

subject change...o well :annoyed:

[bobsnin]

Anyone know where I could see this fight?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Will they be there, or will they get food poisoning or have to catch a train?

they seem like there has been no response the way they beg on the ads

[barjockey]

No finish line hmmmm

[Drunky McBetidont]

Anyone know where I could see this fight?

it was on cbs. check cbs.com

[hexy68]

No finish line hmmmm

fez is laughing and sounds really happy now...guess ron let the bet slide

[KnoxHarrington]

They set Kimbo Slice up against a jabroni and they had to bail him out in the end.

Imagine if a NBA team drafted a player based on YouTube dunk videos, and the refs went out of their way to help him out.

[drjoek]

I disagree. Dave has held up his end on every bet except not seeing his wife for a week.

The real issue here isn't the bet itself, but the COMPLETE LACK of PAYOFF! Fez and Earl could have done something really creative and funny, but the whole thing just fizzled.

IMO That is what Ron is MOST pissed about - it isn't that the guys didn't have sex, it is that there is absolutely no comedic payoff and there was a glorious opportunity for it. They didn't HAVE to have sex if they had come up with something funny.

I agree with what you say but stand by my point, you welch on one bet you don't get to wipe it out because you had a good reason.Las Vegas doesn't allow mulligans He still has to stand over in the line with the guys who don't honor bets. Even if its only once he still welched.
Your right about why Rons mad. Noone expected in the last month or so for there to be a finish to this bet and to not try to come up with something to make it a good show is the problem. Hell if they both came in and said they had sex last night on paltalk whos going to argue it occured. Come up with a FUNNY BIT and we would all be appeased.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3510300885162193212&q=kimbo+slice+&ei=bjtESMWPB6WarQKO7dWDCQ
here is kimbo fight from saturday
8 minutes long

[buzzard]

it's the same hype as starting advertising 2 months in advance for movies...you know they're gonna suck!

[Mark It Zero]

I wonder what the rest of the week will bring, or if they really did just let this HUGE bet slide?

[barjockey]

QUOTE=buzzard;1742924]it's the same hype as starting advertising 2 months in advance for movies...you know they're gonna suck![/QUOTE]

Books too

:wallbash:

[biggestmexi]

fez is laughing and sounds really happy now...guess ron let the bet slide

sigh

[ScottFromGA]

solution: make fez and earl make their morning commute decked out head to toe in S&M gear. fez has a brown briefcase in one hand and a leashed earl in the other.

make them stayed outfitted for the entirety of the tuesday show as well.

how many people have sat there and watched Fez spin and spin on that pole....

I love that sig....lol.

[denko]

MMA = the new Texas Hold 'em

[MadMatt]

I agree with what you say but stand by my point, you welch on one bet you don't get to wipe it out because you had a good reason.Las Vegas doesn't allow mulligans He still has to stand over in the line with the guys who don't honor bets. Even if its only once he still welched.
Your right about why Rons mad. Noone expected in the last month or so for there to be a finish to this bet and to not try to come up with something to make it a good show is the problem. Hell if they both came in and said they had sex last night on paltalk whos going to argue it occured. Come up with a FUNNY BIT and we would all be appeased.

Yeah, I have to agree that Dave shouldn't be sending barbs their way because he has also fallen short - EXCEPT, in this case it was a little better for the bit to have Dave help rail them. While they were still trying to salvage comedic value, Dave should have been able to keep going (thanks for going with the bit Turtle :furious:).

When it turned "serious" of course Dave should b e quiet.

[bobsnin]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3510300885162193212&q=kimbo+slice+&ei=bjtESMWPB6WarQKO7dWDCQ
here is kimbo fight from saturday
8 minutes long

thanks man

[buzzard]

I agree with what you say but stand by my point, you welch on one bet you don't get to wipe it out because you had a good reason.Las Vegas doesn't allow mulligans He still has to stand over in the line with the guys who don't honor bets. Even if its only once he still welched.
Your right about why Rons mad. Noone expected in the last month or so for there to be a finish to this bet and to not try to come up with something to make it a good show is the problem. Hell if they both came in and said they had sex last night on paltalk whos going to argue it occured. Come up with a FUNNY BIT and we would all be appeased.

absolutely! :clap: If Earl or Fez had come in with a shitstained,vaseline & blood-soaked tissue...Ron would've made ESD eat it and we all would've skeevily laffed! :clap:

[Drunky McBetidont]

gvac is probably chain smoking espresso laced cigarettes over this bet

[MadMatt]

I wonder what the rest of the week will bring, or if they really did just let this HUGE bet slide?

It just slid.

Ron declared the issue closed, so they won't intentionally bring it up again.

[Mike Teacher]

I think the media is a bit too enthusiastic; I dont think they confirmed what *looks* like ice is indeed ice. Also, it could be something other water, it could be frozen CO2.

If the second is true, at least we spent half a billion bucks to find we have a planetary supply of Dry Ice.

[Furtherman]

If the second is true, at least we spent half a billion bucks to find we have a planetary supply Dry Ice.

Just imagine all the cheesy 1980's videos we could make on Mars!

[Drunky McBetidont]

if this same bet went down on o and a, like big a vs twitchels. do you think we would be getting same pay off or would opie have the doors locked and master po hold them down till they banged

[buzzard]

gvac is probably chain smoking espresso laced cigarettes over this bet

I beg to differ Sir,Gvac is a man of his word and the idol of millions!

:smile:

[barjockey]

Corn Roll ? Damn I'm starving

[Phil_Nubbs]

Corn ROLLS, Fezzy?

[PD]

I think the media is a bit too enthusiastic; I dont think they confirmed what *looks* like ice is indeed ice. Also, it could be something other water, it could be frozen CO2.

If the second is true, at least we spent half a billion bucks to find we have a planetary supply of Dry Ice.

90% of the media takes something as complicated as space exploration and butchers the story

[MadMatt]

Corn ROLLS, Fezzy?

That is bugging the hell out of me...

EDIT: After doing a quick search, it looks like there are people who DO say cornroll. The standard pronunciation is cornrow, but people also say 'roll.'

[Furtherman]

He wasn't Russian, he was Ukranian! :dry:

[buzzard]

sounds like

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f301/flippy70/elephant20shit.jpg

[ralphbxny]

ESD is too Funny!

[aceofspades7]

what's the name of this movie they are talking about?

[biggestmexi]

i am disappointed with the show for the most part today.

:thumbdown::surrender:

[buzzard]

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[buzzard]

:bye: C'Ya!!

[PD]

cya all.

damn busy at work, so just in and out.

[KnoxHarrington]

C YA buddays!

[ralphbxny]

C-ya Kids!!!

[Mark It Zero]

Donk, indeed....have a great day!

[hexy68]

:annoyed: cya :bye:

[jauble]

MMA = the new Texas Hold 'em

I'd still rather watch a fight than cards. Have a good day all.