My impression creeps my wife and mom out...

[Freitag]

I prefer to write comedy rather than perform it, because I'm still working on my timing. However, I do a few impressions that varying levels of success. My impressions include Macho Man Randy Savage, Merrill Reece, Al Dukes, and recently, Niko Bellic.

However, there's one impression I do really well, and every time I do it, I guarantee to creep my wife out. Then I did it in front of my mom, and creeped her out as well.

"Well, who's the impression of?" you might ask.


Well, it's...
























http://www.buckscountyplayhouse.com/playhouse/Celeb%20Pages/lynde.gif

[DolaMight]

are you sure it's the impression?

[topless_mike]

http://www.buckscountyplayhouse.com/playhouse/Celeb%20Pages/lynde.gif

not as funny if you have to explain who that is.

seriously. who is that?

[BoondockSaint]

When are you going to start writing some of that comedy here?

[moochcassidy]

am i the only one who would like to read some of this comedy?

[Thebazile78]

not as funny if you have to explain who that is.

seriously. who is that?

Paul Lynde.

If you saw the original film version of Bye, Bye, Birdie (co-starring Dick Van Dyke and Ann Margaret) he played the dad.

Incidentally, he created the role on Broadway, but I digress.

[JPMNICK]

Macho Man Randy Savage, Merrill Reece, Al Dukes, and recently, Niko Bellic.

in bold i have never heard of them

in italics no one besides the people on this board have any clue

[Thebazile78]

When are you going to start writing some of that comedy here?

am i the only one who would like to read some of this comedy?

Double FACE!

(Hahahaha!)

[Furtherman]

Does your impression include Amyl Nitrate?

[Freitag]

When are you going to start writing some of that comedy here?

I get most of my material from the Mets thread.

[weekapaugjz]

man, with impressions like those, you should be selling out caroline's in no time...

[Freitag]

Paul Lynde.

If you saw the original film version of Bye, Bye, Birdie (co-starring Dick Van Dyke and Ann Margaret) he played the dad.

Incidentally, he created the role on Broadway, but I digress.

Uncle Arthur and the best Hollywood Square EVER.

[JerseyRich]

Fez called.

He wants his impressions back.

[A.J.]

You are no Z-Man Sir.

[Thebazile78]

are you sure it's the impression?

It's the impression.

I've actually threatened him with bodily harm if he wouldn't quit doing it.

He didn't.

He's lucky we were at his parents' house or I would've punched him.

[JPMNICK]

It's the impression.

I've actually threatened him with bodily harm if he wouldn't quit doing it.

He didn't.

He's lucky we were at his parents' house or I would've punched him.

in the balls while he was sleeping?

[Jughead]

:thumbup:http://bp2.blogger.com/_EQXPQvxgn9A/RoL43EyuvBI/AAAAAAAAAvE/yqgkNx9fyi0/s320/HollywoodSqauresZingersLPFront.jpg

[Snoogans]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2360626.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED1A72C84C65C6A753 5A5397277B4DC33E

This one is way better

[Jujubees2]

He was the Hollywood Squares!

Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene?
Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part?

Peter Marshall: What is a pullet?
Paul Lynde: A little show of affection...

More lyndesquares (http://www.classicsquares.com/lyndesquares.html)

[Jughead]

That is a great link bees!!!..Thanks ............. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

[PanterA]

I want to hear the Al Dukes.

[DolaMight]

I want to hear the Al Dukes.

Me too. And I want to hear the Fred Savage impression as well.



You should sign up for the next night of 1000 podcasts.

[Freitag]

Me too. And I want to hear the Fred Savage impression as well.





Wrong!

And Bobby, you laughed at the Niko Bellic impression.

[Team_Ramrod]

in the balls while he was sleeping?

It was an accident!!!

[Sue_Bender]

Does your impression include Amyl Nitrate?

Probably not, but I'm sure it involves "Anal Not Right".

Hahahahahaha!

Fuckers. :smoke: