Mass Transit Affection

[Furtherman]

MTA - Mass Transit Affection.

It's early. We're all tired. The train is packed. We're toe to toe, shoulder to shoulder.

The last thing we need is two love birds displaying their affection by making out right in front of us.

Stop it. Can't you two do that... oh I don't know... the other 16 hours of the day?!

You want to hold hands? Give that "I got you babe" smile at her and she returns it with a slow nod and blink blink of the puppy dog eyes? Fine. Great.

Just stop smooching every thirtyfuckingseconds. I gotta listen to some asshole's Ipod and your lip smacking?

I've seen more civilized behavior at 2am with people who can't hold their liquor.

[Drunky McBetidont]

damn, i thought we were going to hear about how you got fondled/diddled on the train this morning. :down:

[Furtherman]

damn, i thought we were going to hear about how you got fondled/diddled on the train this morning. :down:

Last week I was close enough to a couple I could pick out her tongue in a line up.

[Furtherman]

So last night on the train home, not as crowded but another kissing couple standing in front of me. No lie.

I laughed.

You win smoochers. Smooch on.

[Jujubees2]

Oh now, don't be a PDA hater. Personally, I'm not a fan of the PDA but to each his own.

And how about the two lesbians who were asked to stop making out at the Seattle Mariners game?

Lesbian kiss stirs debate in gay-friendly city (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24983537/)

[A.J.]

I'm in total agreement. Get a room -- or a church.

[Furtherman]

Oh now, don't be a PDA hater. Personally, I'm not a fan of the PDA but to each his own.

And how about the two lesbians who were asked to stop making out at the Seattle Mariners game?

Lesbian kiss stirs debate in gay-friendly city (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24983537/)

That seems more of a uptight bitch who can't be honest with her kids.

It also seems the girls were looking for attention.

Either way, the usher should have never asked them to stop.

[ChrisTheCop]

Can't you two do that... oh I don't know... the other 16 hours of the day?!



That's a long ass commute you have there.

[Furtherman]

That's a long ass commute you have there.

Yea, I work in Ontario.


What I meant is that these people are at work, away from each other for about 8 hours a day. That gives them 16 more hours to fuck and save the rest of us from their 20 minute suck face session.

[Fallon]

I hate when they get stabbed.

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[DolaMight]

Yea, I work in Ontario.


What I meant is that these people are at work, away from each other for about 8 hours a day. That gives them 16 more hours to fuck and save the rest of us from their 20 minute suck face session.

I never figured Jill and Ant to be subway types. Very non-millionaire of them.

[LaBoob]

I hate when they get stabbed.

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I've never heard of this before but... New Jack rules! I love how unapologetic he is!

"Did it and got acquitted...just like OJ" ... :lol:

[Tall_James]

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