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06-04-2008, 06:25 AM
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06-04-2008, 06:27 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb218/commentsjunkie/wednesdaymix/wednesday1-1.gif


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb218/commentsjunkie/wednesdaymix/wednesday1-1.gif

Furtherman
06-04-2008, 06:28 AM
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FOR GVAC'S VIEWING PLEASURE!!! (http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o294/host7321/humpday/new/HumpDay-1.jpg)

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 06:32 AM
Freakshow listening threads are the best!

Today's song will be:

Merchandise - Fugazi

RAAMONE
06-04-2008, 06:36 AM
Freakshow listening threads are the best!

Today's song will be:

Merchandise - Fugazi

i miss pepperjack listening threads...they were the best

Chip196
06-04-2008, 06:38 AM
Good Morning Buddays!!!

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 06:46 AM
hip hip hooray

hip hip hooray.

for ron and fez

Annie Waits
06-04-2008, 06:49 AM
hello i'm annie and i love ron and fez

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 06:50 AM
Song will be Shake Your Blood by Probot.

Servo
06-04-2008, 06:55 AM
Song will be Shake Your Blood by Probot.

That would be fuckin' great. Lemmy+Dave=Rock

Hottub
06-04-2008, 07:05 AM
*Radio Psychic. Radio Psychic*

The Big Cat will continue to roll. This will be one of his strongest shows.


Morning, buddays!:bye:

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 07:06 AM
*Radio Psychic. Radio Psychic*

The Big Cat will continue to roll. This will be one of his strongest shows.


Morning, buddays!:bye:

*You'll see!


*copywrite by Gvac, GvacMobile

A.J.
06-04-2008, 07:08 AM
I'm probably jinxing it but it looks like I'll finally be able to listen to the show for the first time in over a week!

Stupid work.

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:09 AM
Greets :bye: Once Gvac gets here this is sure to be the best thread eva!:clap:

Hottub
06-04-2008, 07:09 AM
You'll see!

You will be recieving a C&D soon for using someone elses catchphrase.


Wait for it...

Annie Waits
06-04-2008, 07:10 AM
I'm probably jinxing it but it looks like I'll finally be able to listen to the show for the first time in over a week!

Stupid work.

hey same here!!
stupid vacation.:thumbup:

Hottub
06-04-2008, 07:11 AM
I'm probably jinxing it but it looks like I'll finally be able to listen to the show for the first time in over a week!

Stupid work.

Will you?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Villianc.svg/300px-Villianc.svg.png

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 07:12 AM
You will be recieving a C&D soon for using someone elses catchphrase.


Wait for it...

I edited.:wink:

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:13 AM
Will you?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Villianc.svg/300px-Villianc.svg.png

speaking of C&D orders :wink:

http://argentera.inria.fr/wiki/pub/dudley_doright.jpg

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:17 AM
Larry should've taken a picture so he'd never forget the day he licked the taint

ANC
06-04-2008, 07:17 AM
Hiya Buddies! :bye:

Boy do I hate my job...

GvacMobile
06-04-2008, 07:17 AM
This will be the funniest first Wednesday of June show ever!

You'll see!!!

Friday
06-04-2008, 07:19 AM
hi

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:21 AM
Hiya Buddies! :bye:

Boy do I hate my job...

:bye: ANC!! sorry you hate yer job! it'll all be over someday:dry:

Jughead
06-04-2008, 07:21 AM
Hi Buddies......todays song...........Oh never mind they will never play it:wink:

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:22 AM
hi

:bye: Go Redwings!!:clap:

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 07:22 AM
This will be the funniest first Wednesday of June show ever!

You'll see!!!
It is much better when you post it.
hi

Hello.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 07:24 AM
Hey buddays!

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:27 AM
somebody needs to tell Larry

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w196/Nidanman/fag.jpg

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 07:28 AM
those fez refrences were killing me on the OnA

as well as the "tell them about the discount larry"


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

ANC
06-04-2008, 07:29 AM
those fez refrences were killing me on the OnA

as well as the "tell them about the discount larry"


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Opie was on a roll! Good for GH!

AngelAmy
06-04-2008, 07:30 AM
good morning peoples

barjockey
06-04-2008, 07:30 AM
Great start on O&A

I liked the "Mayo" clinic line

Friday
06-04-2008, 07:31 AM
somebody needs to tell Larry

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w196/Nidanman/fag.jpg

the soldier there looks a bit like Fallon.
freaky...

moochcassidy
06-04-2008, 07:32 AM
lets get down to it

https://www.exult.co.uk/sales_img/SX35518_Head_Boppers_Pink_Hearts.jpg

Friday
06-04-2008, 07:34 AM
lets get down to it

https://www.exult.co.uk/sales_img/SX35518_Head_Boppers_Pink_Hearts.jpg

not for another 26 minutes, Mewchie.


and goddammit i really, really, REALLY want those....... :(

barjockey
06-04-2008, 07:34 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVeFVtcdSYY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVeFVtcdSYY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Larry Sinclair

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 07:36 AM
AFRO

fez on OnA saying he plays larry sinclair

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:37 AM
http://www.killingtime.com/Pegu/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tony_sinclair2.jpg

Tony Sinclair

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:40 AM
Sinclair has gas


http://www.andybaird.com/travels/first/photos/sinclair_t.jpg

ANC
06-04-2008, 07:40 AM
Nice Ron & Fez noon to 3! :clap:

hexy68
06-04-2008, 07:41 AM
Good humping day to all!

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:42 AM
old whore Sandy Sinclair

http://www.wwi-models.org/Images/Rogues/Sinclair_S.jpg

Edwin
06-04-2008, 07:43 AM
Song will be Shake Your Blood by Probot.

OK, that would be freaking GREAT. Dave Grohl is pure awesome. Add Lemmy, and you got something colossal!

citymedic27
06-04-2008, 07:45 AM
Whats up buddays! Tomorrow is the big move to philly.

FEZZIE"S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barjockey
06-04-2008, 07:47 AM
Todays song "Box of rain" GD
http://www.gdradio.net/img/da.gif

Edwin
06-04-2008, 07:47 AM
Whats up buddays! Tomorrow is the big move to philly.

FEZZIE"S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to PA!

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:49 AM
the supposed meeting place between Sinclair & Obama

http://images.wikio.com/images/p/5b0b/obama-larry-sinclair-claims-gay-sex-drugs-with-barack-in-1999.jpg

buzzard
06-04-2008, 07:54 AM
yes he's back however he dropped something

http://molly.kalafut.org/images/animals/lumpy-fez.jpg

reillyluck
06-04-2008, 07:56 AM
Good Morning, Buddays!!!!!! :bye:

Annie Waits
06-04-2008, 07:58 AM
this is my first time doing the listening thread, i hope chuckwagoncook will show up

chili
06-04-2008, 08:01 AM
Hiya buddays! :bye:

Baby DEW Year
06-04-2008, 08:01 AM
this is my first time doing the listening thread, i hope chuckwagoncook will show up

You have to say his name 3 times, like Beetlejuice!

buzzard
06-04-2008, 08:01 AM
http://www.localarcade.com/arcade_art/data/thumbnails/9/Homer_Simpson_Sideart_Homebrew.jpg

BOOOOoooo!

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:03 AM
is a presidential race supposed to make someone feel depressed?

i really hope this show is not too Obama-Heavy. I may need to teleport to the studio and muzzle Earl when he starts making no sense and sounding tentative. You know, like he always sounds. :blink:

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 08:03 AM
way to put up the opener earl


faildozer

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
smells like an earl opener

EastSideDaveFan
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
must be earl opening as it stunk

reillyluck
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
what's today's song??

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
this is my first time doing the listening thread, i hope chuckwagoncook will show upHey baby, I love you. And miss you alot. Me and Betidont are at Tijuana Flats. 99cent drafts. I love you sweet heart.

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 08:05 AM
You have to say his name 3 times, like Beetlejuice!

chuckwagoncookchukwagooncookcockwagoncock...

buzzard
06-04-2008, 08:05 AM
Move On Up

http://blogs.goucher.edu/bubble/files/2007/02/jeffersons.jpg

to the East side!

PhishermanEto
06-04-2008, 08:05 AM
i really hope this show is not too Obama-Heavy. I may need to teleport to the studio and muzzle Earl when he starts making no sense and sounding tentative. You know, like he always sounds. :blink:

It would be nice if Earl could come up with one real reason he supports Obama besides the fact that he's black.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:05 AM
is a presidential race supposed to make someone feel depressed?

i really hope this show is not too Obama-Heavy. I may need to teleport to the studio and muzzle Earl when he starts making no sense and sounding tentative. You know, like he always sounds. :blink:

It's frustrating because you can rip a lot of Ronnie's "nobody will vote for Obama" arguments to shreads quite easily. But Earl can't do anything but stammer the same few tired lines.

buzzard
06-04-2008, 08:06 AM
is a presidential race supposed to make someone feel depressed?

i really hope this show is not too Obama-Heavy. I may need to teleport to the studio and muzzle Earl when he starts making no sense and sounding tentative. You know, like he always sounds. :blink:

QFT

reillyluck
06-04-2008, 08:07 AM
what's today's song??

......????????????????????

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 08:08 AM
Today's song is "Move on Up" by Curtis Mayfield

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:09 AM
......????????????????????

it was welcome to suck ville by the afro-havin 5

it was MOVE ON UP by 'Destination'

reillyluck
06-04-2008, 08:09 AM
Today's song is "Move on Up by Curtis Mayfield

Thanksssssssssssssssssssssss!

citymedic27
06-04-2008, 08:10 AM
smells like an earl opener

ding....ding...ding...good call

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:10 AM
chuckwagoncookchukwagooncookcockwagoncock...Hey, wait a second. That cock thing is ANC's bit. :lol:

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 08:11 AM
edit

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 08:11 AM
Hey, wait a second. That cock thing is ANC's bit. :lol:

so was changing the board name. Stole that too...

reillyluck
06-04-2008, 08:12 AM
this bitch has a point.

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 08:12 AM
opener????!!!!

http://www.politicalreps.com/uploaded_images/garage_door_opener-640-793796.jpg

citymedic27
06-04-2008, 08:13 AM
since that nut job was on o/a, does this mean that the crazy woman roper I think; is gonna call R/F

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 08:13 AM
FEZ IS BACK!



Off to lunch buddays!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:13 AM
so was changing the board name. Stole that too...I feel like a rube. :unsure:

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:15 AM
Am I hearing David Naughton's "Makin' It" in the background?

Baby DEW Year
06-04-2008, 08:15 AM
I feel like a rube. :unsure:

QFMFT!

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:16 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FBQLM0.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55046041_.jpg

...is she coming to the ice cream social?

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:16 AM
Hey there Ledouski, what kind of weird Canadian food are you making right now?

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:16 AM
Hey, wait a second. That cock thing is ANC's bit. :lol:

so was changing the board name. Stole that too...

Hoo Hoo They're ripping me off!!!

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:16 AM
Oddly enough, I'm eating a balogna and marichino cherry sammich for lunch.

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:20 AM
it took Knox and his disgusting sammich along with crappy Obama talk to murder this thread.

NICE GOING.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:21 AM
Hoo Hoo They're ripping me off!!!Your the biggest Cock in this thread buddy. Don't let me steal your thunder. I don't want it. Mine is average.

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 08:21 AM
The Obama nomination is a farce, but it is OBVIOUS that the DNC doesn't want Clinton to be the nominee. They have essentially manipulated the numbers to put Clinton in the back seat.

EDIT: Not that I care who wins - just pointing it out. I am non-affiliated.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:23 AM
it took Knox and his disgusting sammich along with crappy Obama talk to murder this thread.

NICE GOING.

Thanks. :-)

Here's my whole thing on the election: I just think that McCain is going to have done sort of meltdown that blows it. It won't so much be Obama winning as McCain losing it.

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:24 AM
Thanks. :-)

Here's my whole thing on the election: I just think that McCain is going to have done sort of meltdown that blows it. It won't so much be Obama winning as McCain losing it.

yeah. i can buy into that gimmick.

i just can't wait to stop seeing Hillary's ass face all over my telly.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:25 AM
I think that Hillary knows that the guy that sucked Obamas Di-ack is telling the truth. This will come out soon.

citymedic27
06-04-2008, 08:26 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FBQLM0.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55046041_.jpg

...is she coming to the ice cream social?

i hope so!

Bay Ridge Tim
06-04-2008, 08:26 AM
I can't think of any reason not to vote for Obama, if you're a lifelong Democrat and have never voted Republican, is because you're a racist. Plain and simple.

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:28 AM
if i were Obama i wouldn't feel safe with a VP Bill/Hill in the Whitehouse

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:28 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FBQLM0.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55046041_.jpg

...is she coming to the ice cream social?

Yes.

But she is not going to give any of you doofuses the time of day :bye:

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:30 AM
awww man, ronnie just rattled out 3 mccain slogans, and i was SURE we were on our way to a comedy pyramid!

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:31 AM
I can't think of any reason not to vote for Obama, if you're a lifelong Democrat and have never voted Republican, is because you're a racist. Plain and simple.


QFT. Especially for women who claim to care about issues like abortion rights, workplace equity, etc. You want a President who owes favors to the "religious right" making Supreme Court nominations? Really?

I think that a lot of these "I'll vote for McCain over Obama" voters will be back, after all this settles down.

l

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:32 AM
i hope this whole fucking gimmick comes crashing down.
mad max world now

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:33 AM
awww man, ronnie just rattled out 3 mccain slogans, and i was SURE we were on our way to a comedy pyramid!

starting off a little slow...

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:34 AM
I can't think of any reason not to vote for Obama, if you're a lifelong Democrat and have never voted Republican, is because you're a racist. Plain and simple.

QFT. Especially for women who claim to care about issues like abortion rights, workplace equity, etc.

No way! Only Hillary can fight for women!!!!

QueensideDave
06-04-2008, 08:35 AM
haven't posted in here for quite a while but I couldn't help but notice that fez is kicking ASS today. He is talking so much and he has some interesting perspective and some good timing too.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:35 AM
mccain in 08
at least im not a tigger

Bay Ridge Tim
06-04-2008, 08:35 AM
McCain in '08: I don't watch the NBA because they don't call traveling anymore.

KingGeno
06-04-2008, 08:36 AM
McCain Comedy Pyramid? :thumbup:

realmenhatelife
06-04-2008, 08:36 AM
I went to Villanova too- I'm sure kids are talking about Obama but I don't know how many of them would show up to actually vote. Racism is kindof crazy big right now.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:36 AM
Bad comedy pyramid.

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:36 AM
And The Tips Keep On Comin'....
http://uruguaydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tip.jpg

McCain '08

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:37 AM
Reilly!!!

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:37 AM
Bad comedy pyramid.

NO comedy pyramid is a bad pyramid.


excuse yourself!

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 08:37 AM
Mcain '08

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/watermelon-3.jpg

'Cause it's not that great.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:37 AM
mccain 08, i was in a gook prison.

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:38 AM
mccain 08, i was in a gook prison.

:lol:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:38 AM
mccain 08, i was in a gook prison.Hey wait, that was Betidont. Not me.

Hottub
06-04-2008, 08:39 AM
McCain 08. I'm even older than Gvac.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:39 AM
ESD's political arguments are weaker than Earl's.

sarsbusdriver
06-04-2008, 08:39 AM
I'm loving "Other Side Of the Glass Dave."

Get in get out. Letting Fezzie breathe.

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:39 AM
"McCain 08: He won't axe what your country can do for you."

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:40 AM
And The Tips Keep On Comin'....
http://uruguaydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tip.jpg

McCain '08

no ANC...Obama is the one asking for "change" :laugh:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 08:40 AM
Obama '08 all the fried chicken. hahahhahaha

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:40 AM
Your Candidate: Now Available in Non-Menthol

McCain '08

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
Burlisconi (sp?) is back in Italy, Fezzie.

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
that begs the question: WHY do they want Obama? If i were european, i would want the worst candidate for america, as it would benefit europe (ie euro/dollar exchange, etc)

Chip196
06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
Your Candidate: Now Available in Non-Menthol

McCain '08

:clap:

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
ice cream that tastes like SPOON?

ew....

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
Burlisconi (sp?) is back in Italy, Fezzie.

Silvio Berlusconi.

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:44 AM
These are the best:
http://www.supercow.com/products/icecream/marinos/images/Marinos_Orange.jpg

IMSlacker
06-04-2008, 08:44 AM
They used to sell those Dixie Cups at Cubs games when I was a kid.

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:44 AM
I'm with Ronnie -- we had the chocolate/vanilla cups.

Bay Ridge Tim
06-04-2008, 08:45 AM
Those little cups of ice cream are always in the same place at the supermarket. They come in a giant bag and they're always at the bottom of the freezer case.

chubbyknuckles
06-04-2008, 08:45 AM
Now was the dixie cup the precursor to the black and white cookie? Or visa versa?

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:45 AM
I remember that we had strawberry ice cream in the Dixie cups too.

But we did have the shitty wooden spoons.

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:46 AM
http://www.ameshistoricalsociety.org/stories/images/dixie_cups.jpg

...waiting for buzz to post this

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:46 AM
My high school had 2 cafeterias, and of course, there was the tacit understanding that one was the white cafeteria and the other was the black cafeteria.......madness.

Bay Ridge Tim
06-04-2008, 08:47 AM
Hey, Hoodsie Cup has a web site (http://www.hphood.com/products/prodDetail.aspx?id=312)!

See, they come in a bag:
http://www.hphood.com/images/productShots/ph_FnCup_lg.jpg

Edwin
06-04-2008, 08:48 AM
I always liked the ones that were vanilla with the gooey chocolate at the bottom.

chili
06-04-2008, 08:48 AM
A friend in high school was always flirting with the old lunch ladies to be nice. He even had the principal start a new student government position as Lunch Ambassador so he could help express our desired menu items to the cafeteria staff. Yeah...

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:49 AM
I got the duty of taking names a few times.

I wouldn't have written a name down if you'd gotten a bullhorn out and started screaming.

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:49 AM
Presidential Fitness Award

Friday
06-04-2008, 08:50 AM
http://www.hettler.com/Awards/adamspatch.jpg.jpg

A.J.
06-04-2008, 08:50 AM
Hey, Hoodsie Cup has a web site (http://www.hphood.com/products/prodDetail.aspx?id=312)!

See, they come in a bag:
http://www.hphood.com/images/productShots/ph_FnCup_lg.jpg

I loved those when I was a kid.

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 08:51 AM
There are 2 family jokes that are tied to an ice cream cup.

We were on a school trip (age 13) and my Dad was chaperoning; I ate my cup of ice cream, carefully replaced the lid, and took it to my Dad asking if he wanted it. He opened it up expecting Ice cream, and nothin'. All my friends laughed, as did all the adults.

Flash forward to Christmas. All the presents have been given out, then my Dad breaks out a special present just for me. It was in a huge box and I tore into it. Under several layers of newspaper, I found the same Damn ice cream cup. It was really one of the best practical jokes ever.

:lol:

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:52 AM
we used to scratch the lunch tray with a number, and then if you get the same tray, you would circle the number, next time you got the tray: it comes home.


i graduated wiht about 12 trays.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:53 AM
I hate to tell Blowhard, but his Paltalk room is probably just full of jackers like every other Paltalk room.

Dell
06-04-2008, 08:54 AM
"McCain 08: He won't axe what your country can do for you."

FANTASTIC :lol:

dino_electropolis
06-04-2008, 08:55 AM
There are 2 family jokes that are tied to an ice cream cup.

We were on a school trip (age 13) and my Dad was chaperoning; I ate my cup of ice cream, carefully replaced the lid, and took it to my Dad asking if he wanted it. He opened it up expecting Ice cream, and nothin'. All my friends laughed, as did all the adults.

Flash forward to Christmas. All the presents have been given out, then my Dad breaks out a special present just for me. It was in a huge box and I tore into it. Under several layers of newspaper, I found the same Damn ice cream cup. It was really one of the best practical jokes ever.

:lol:

Ha...very good.

Furtherman
06-04-2008, 08:55 AM
There are 2 family jokes that are tied to an ice cream cup.

We were on a school trip (age 13) and my Dad was chaperoning; I ate my cup of ice cream, carefully replaced the lid, and took it to my Dad asking if he wanted it. He opened it up expecting Ice cream, and nothin'. All my friends laughed, as did all the adults.

Flash forward to Christmas. All the presents have been given out, then my Dad breaks out a special present just for me. It was in a huge box and I tore into it. Under several layers of newspaper, I found the same Damn ice cream cup. It was really one of the best practical jokes ever.

:lol:

That is awesome. Your Dad rules.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:55 AM
Fire Marshall Ronnie!

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 08:56 AM
I think that Hillary knows that the guy that sucked Obamas Di-ack is telling the truth. This will come out soon.

She knows because Obama sucked her dick.

hexy68
06-04-2008, 08:56 AM
Ron..."then you're all gonna burn!"...i just spit soda all over my monitor :lol: :lol: :lol:

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:56 AM
Dammit! I'm still petitioning for a animated series of Ronnie as a kid.

Chip196
06-04-2008, 08:58 AM
Dammit! I'm still petitioning for a animated series of Ronnie as a kid.

would be the best cartoon ever.

ANC
06-04-2008, 08:58 AM
Pizza Rolls were the shit!

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 08:59 AM
Dammit! I'm still petitioning for a animated series of Ronnie as a kid.



If this show actually had producers, you might see that.

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 09:01 AM
We had Pizza from a local place on Fridays, and Tastekakes every day.

But the best day was Taco day!

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:02 AM
"You could set your fuckin' watch by this bitch!"

Ronnie's killing!

RAAMONE
06-04-2008, 09:02 AM
i loved the french bread pizza my school had...i wish i knew where they got it

also in elem. school we had "extras" which meant if they had leftovers at the end of lunch you could go back up if your meal was done...which meant that everyone shoveled the food into their mouths as fast as they could hoping there might be extras

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:03 AM
Ukrainian Christmas :lol:

We had ONE Jewish kid in our class and the SAME THING happened during Chanukah. Every year the same thing.

:lol:

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:06 AM
I was left handed until the teacher crippled it with a ruler

chili
06-04-2008, 09:06 AM
Did anyone else's school have vanilla milk?

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:06 AM
I got paddled once in school, because the bitch teacher thought I was blowing off these spelling tests she was having. The truth was I needed glasses and couldn't read some of the words she wrote that we had to copy down. Rather than check on of that was the case, though, she whipped my ass.

My grandpa had to be talked down from going to the school to beat the shit out of her.

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:07 AM
try having a name such as Snodgrass! :annoyed:

chili
06-04-2008, 09:07 AM
I got caught fuckin around in English class one day and my teacher, instead of punishing me herself, told my football coach and I had to do windsprints and bearcrawls after practice. Bitch.

RAAMONE
06-04-2008, 09:10 AM
Did anyone else's school have vanilla milk?

we had strawberry...it was like the "cool" drink to get...i hated the stuff

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:12 AM
How long will this go before Dave gets creepy?

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:12 AM
If I'd seen a chick in a thong in junior high, I wouldn't have needed to jack off. I would have needed some towels though.

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:12 AM
we had strawberry...it was like the "cool" drink to get...i hated the stuff

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/charlieandlola/colourandmakes/pink_milk/images/page2.gif

:laugh:

ANC
06-04-2008, 09:14 AM
We used to call the opening in the girls shirts "The Cotton Window" in Catholic school

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:17 AM
it was probably ESD!

it's Fred!

ANC
06-04-2008, 09:17 AM
How long will this go before Dave gets creepy?

5 minutes 12 seconds :laugh:

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:17 AM
Franklyn wants some Beanie cup action

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:18 AM
How long will this go before Dave gets creepy?


According to my Nexus, 1:17 PM.

A.J.
06-04-2008, 09:18 AM
We used to call the opening in the girls shirts "The Cotton Window" in Catholic school

Those used to drive me crazy when I was in Catholic school.

DolaMight
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
she's for me to fant....... wait you know what I mean.

yes we do.

That might be my favorite ESD line ever.

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
HOLY S DAVE!!!!!

He really is mommies little boy

EDIT: My moms likes to golf so I'd take my babys toe :lol:

hexy68
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
Franklyn wants some Beanie cup action

he can have dave's sloppy seconds

weekapaugjz
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
this situation always happened to me in middle/high school:

id be daydreaming about some girl in class and have a raging boner. i would forget to keep track of the time and the bell would ring. you can't just walk down the hallway with wood for all to see, so discreetly while i stood up from the chair i would tuck it underneath the beltline of my pants. worked every time.

GvacMobile
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
Holy shit...Dave is creepily attached to his mom.

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:19 AM
That Baby Does Not Need To Be Around Dave.

Runaway Casey

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 09:20 AM
How long will this go before Dave gets creepy?

How long before they take away Dave's kid?

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:20 AM
I am usually a Dave supporter, but he just lost me.

Dave, you are a retard. You protect your CHILD at all costs!!!

:furious::wallbash::furious:

IMSlacker
06-04-2008, 09:20 AM
I bet HTG would choose Dave's mom over Juliana to loose her toes and arms.

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:21 AM
He calls her "Mommy" :unsure:

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:21 AM
having a son that 18 months this is really and seriuosly hard to listen too.

:sad:

chili
06-04-2008, 09:22 AM
I can get you a toe.

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:22 AM
ESD just goes too far...and I'm sure he has with his Mommie :dry:

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:23 AM
Why do I have visions of these tapes being played in a custody hearing someday? Like in, say, about six months?

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:23 AM
Do it HTG! Take Casey and Juliana and run away somewhere.

This is really my breaking point. I can't fucking believe you Dave. :furious:

I am really, truly angry about this. How can I defend Dave from here on out?

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:24 AM
wow Dave is sick

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:24 AM
Why do I have visions of these tapes being played in a custody hearing someday? Like in, say, about six months?

that too much time.

6 hours

ANC
06-04-2008, 09:24 AM
http://www.matchflick.com/pimages/8594.jpg

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:25 AM
Do it HTG! Take Casey and run away somewhere.

This is really my breaking point. I can't fucking believe you Dave. :furious:

I am really, truly angry about this. How can I defend Dave from here on out?

so very true. i would throw anyone under the bus before my son. ANYBODY

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:26 AM
I can get you a toe.

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Freakshow
06-04-2008, 09:28 AM
I have a hard time telling Franklin from Dean...

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:28 AM
Do it HTG! Take Casey and Juliana and run away somewhere.

This is really my breaking point. I can't fucking believe you Dave. :furious:

I am really, truly angry about this. How can I defend Dave from here on out?

you shouldn't and can't!

:bye: Hiya Matty!

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:28 AM
so very true. i would throw anyone under the bus before my son. ANYBODY

Seriously. I honestly can't comprehend Dave's views on this...

Furtherman
06-04-2008, 09:29 AM
Picking Mom over your kid? No way.

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Seriously. I honestly can't comprehend Dave's views on this...

just let me know when there back to the ron fez show. this is horrible

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
OMFG take the kid away from that ghoul!!

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Seriously. I honestly can't comprehend Dave's views on this...



Either this is intentionally shocking for air time, or he really believes this. It's not cool either way.

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
you shouldn't and can't!

:bye: Hiya Matty!

Hey Buzz! How are things Budday. :bye:



I can't believe how amazingly PISSED I am right now. It's a freaking radio show and I want to beat somebody to death!

PD
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
afternoon buddays.

yes, any decent parent knows kids come first, (esp young kids) even before spouse, let alone parents.

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
shit with ESD as a dad the poor girl will be nuthin' but hairy teeth by the time she's 20

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
I tune in just in time to hear Dave say "Drown the baby."

This has passed "face-palmingly awful" to "someone cut out Dave's tongue to stop the horror."

Mike Teacher
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
cognizant

adjective

Definition:

knowing about something: having knowledge of something

Next up: Irony

Phild
06-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Dave stinks, this just proves it.

Yesterday the hard-on for a 13 year old girl and now cutting the toes off his new baby.


Let's face it Dave is in love with his Mom.

chili
06-04-2008, 09:31 AM
http://www.matchflick.com/pimages/8594.jpg

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

beat ya to it :tongue:

sailor
06-04-2008, 09:31 AM
poor, poor casey. :glurps:

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:31 AM
Oh &*^% Dave just got PWND

A.J.
06-04-2008, 09:32 AM
http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1096-1/%7BE68B678D-954A-4173-9FA2-0A4060A60ACD%7DImg100.jpg

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:32 AM
he's a 30 year old 10 year old

ANC
06-04-2008, 09:32 AM
beat ya to it :tongue:
You certainly did, bit I have a picture.... :wink:

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
Oh, so because a baby doesn't know what's happening, it's OK to do horrible things to it?

No words...

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
I can't fucking listen to this shit anymore.

Somebody post when they move on please.

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
Where's the DIVORCE COUNTDOWN CLOCK??

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
Hey Buzz! How are things Budday. :bye:



I can't believe how amazingly PISSED I am right now. It's a freaking radio show and I want to beat somebody to death!

yeah dave

sailor
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
cognizant

adjective

Definition:

knowing about something: having knowledge of something

Next up: Irony

and "cognitant" ?

chili
06-04-2008, 09:33 AM
nobody gives a fuck about you getting banned from a message board, guy.

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:34 AM
Welcome to RonFez.net, caller! :clap:

TjM
06-04-2008, 09:34 AM
He can't be this insane. Can he ?? :blink:

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:36 AM
oh boy, more stories about long island rubbish

PD
06-04-2008, 09:36 AM
radioshark; just call in as radioshark.

NIce

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:37 AM
:surrender:

thanks for changing the subject

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:37 AM
I'd rather listen to Earl's lies than ESD's horrific child torture mommy love

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:38 AM
AH umm ahh um

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 09:38 AM
Dave:
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/ArrestedDevelopment_ImmaculateElection.jpg

PD
06-04-2008, 09:38 AM
watch out, beanie on phone.

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:39 AM
thought maybe beannie was getting squishy listening to her son swoon

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:39 AM
she does sound hottish:wub:

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:39 AM
Go Beanie Baby! :clap:

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:39 AM
Mom speaks! (& tries to save her son ESD) why?? cuz his brain is small!

Edwin
06-04-2008, 09:39 AM
Ha ha ha Beanie! Came in to talk some sense into the red headed whacko.

sailor
06-04-2008, 09:40 AM
i can't believe dave's arguing with his mom and not giving in.

Phild
06-04-2008, 09:40 AM
Dick Troll is my new name for Dave :clap:

Shut up Dick Troll so Fez can talk... :wallbash:

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:40 AM
she does sound hottish:wub:

:lol:

Freakshow
06-04-2008, 09:40 AM
I hate Illinois nazis.

jimmyolsenblues
06-04-2008, 09:41 AM
not a great day for us ESD fans :(

Jesus, I would kill my mom to protect my child, and I am telling the truth.

nasotang
06-04-2008, 09:41 AM
I hate Illinois nazis.

especially the bridge marching ones

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:41 AM
"Jungle Fever" reference... I love you, Mr B! :wub:

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:42 AM
crewcuts and muscles? Beanie and Fez could go to the same bars

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
Every time ESD gets out of his element(gaping ass tricks) he gets himself into trouble:dry:

biggestmexi
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
especially the bridge marching ones

:thumbup:

ibanez23
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
Beanie has a crush on the baby?And we wonder where dave gets it from.:ohmy:

Heather 8
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
...and then Dave spiked Julianna and did a very unsportmans-like victory dance.

KnoxHarrington
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
i can't believe dave's arguing with his mom and not giving in.


Because if he does, this bit might end and he might not get to speak in the next one.

MikeyD
06-04-2008, 09:43 AM
Yeah, and I'm such a bad dad - right Mooch ???

PD
06-04-2008, 09:44 AM
Mom speaks! (& tries to save her son ESD) why?? cuz his brain is small!

It was that "Drowning incident" as a youth.

barjockey
06-04-2008, 09:44 AM
did she say "goodbye golf"?

drjoek
06-04-2008, 09:45 AM
The show as going along so well with Fez having a good time and ESD hijacks it into a stupid grab for mic time and sounds like a complete asshole.
First half of show A+
ESD clusterfuck D-

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 09:45 AM
Yeah, and I'm such a bad dad - right Mooch ???

Nobody said you were the WORST dad...

:laugh:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-04-2008, 09:45 AM
I am not a fan of children. They are so needy. Screw them. When I was born I was like" Give a cigarette and show me the door"

buzzard
06-04-2008, 09:46 AM
Johnny Weissmuller,the 1st Tarzan

http://blogs.commercialappeal.com/beifuss/gordonscott2.web.jpg