I ate my first ass the other day...

[IamFogHat]

...And it was awesome. Mostly it was hot because she was very turned on by it, and I'd imagine that would be the big turn on for most guys out there, and ladies, so, have you been in my fun but or not, and what input can you provide about...well...ass eating...it was LOVELEY

[Kevin]

So how does Shaq's Ass taste?

[jauble]

This thread is fine without pics.

[Team_Ramrod]

Ass eating is the best, My chick used to be cool with it.... then I started trying to stick my dick in her ass; now she's not a fan.

[Friday]

This thread is fine without pics.

*ahem*
i know another thread that is useless without pics!!!
get uploading!!


oh... and anal play can be very pleasurable... as long as you have a trusting and open minded partner. good times. :wink:

[Judge Smails]

I'd like to throw Ass Play out there.

[Hottub]

The key for me is the reaction she has. That's my turn on. The ass, the vag, or simply the nipples. When the chick starts grooving, and I know I am doing my job right, Awesome.
I am a giver.

[IamFogHat]

The key for me is the reaction she has. That's my turn on. The ass, the vag, or simply the nipples. When the chick starts grooving, and I know I am doing my job right, Awesome.
I am a giver.

i couldn't agree with you more, must be a personality thing. Nothing is hotter then when she is uber hotted out.

[KingGeno]

I was drunk drunk drunk one night, and going at it with my old bosses daughter one night (she was 21 peops). Anywho, I decided to lick the crack of her butt, and that was cool. Well I guess I got kinda in a trance, and was working it like crazy down there. Then I heard her very ANGRILY scream: "GET...YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASS!". Needless to say I stopped, but the rest of the night was mighty crazy.

[burrben]

congrats. hopefully the first of many

[RhinoinMN]

Now it is her turn.

The fun has only begun.

[extracheese]

whatever floats your titanic sized boat.

http://www.powernet.co.za/demeynier/pic/hey_fatty_bum_bum.jpg

[earthbrown]

Ass eating is the best, My chick used to be cool with it.... then I started trying to stick my dick in her ass; now she's not a fan.

whats up with that, if I lick the hole, I am fucking it.....


K

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.ishootporn.com/wp-content/photos/big_esa_ani.gif

[Mike Teacher]

I'm seriously contemplating recording my wife during sex. Just audio, watching old people fuck is like watching old people fuck.

Only because we've gotten to the point that I can make her cum 10, 20, 30 times with a mixture and variation of 'things' done to diff parts of her body.

No one would believe it, we always say. But audio of two hours of her cumming every 5 minutes; well either radio gold or a horror soundtrack.

[OGC]

...And it was awesome. Mostly it was hot because she was very turned on by it, and I'd imagine that would be the big turn on for most guys out there, and ladies, so, have you been in my fun but or not, and what input can you provide about...well...ass eating...it was LOVELEY

Don't forget to tickle the balls while you are there. It always adds to the pleasure. :bye:

[sailor]

So how does Shaq's Ass taste?

perfect spot for a board character. you runed it.

[topless_mike]

http://logo.cafepress.com/5/4227344.1493925.jpg

[A.J.]

It's a personal taste I suppose.

[weslank]

Not my thing----enjoy yourself

[EliSnow]

I'm a fan. I loves the ass play.

[DarkHippie]

In related news, I had a ham sammich

[donnie_darko]

i play with more ass then tiger and piglet.....

[MobCounty]

If she wont let you stick it in, go for a tiny bit of thumb while doing doggy. We call that the "Jersey Meat Hook".

[Marc with a c]

If she wont let you stick it in, go for a tiny bit of thumb while doing doggy. We call that the "Jersey Meat Hook".

This post made me miss fish eye laura.


I hope somebody remembers that.

[drjoek]

In related news, I had Diablo Sammich

Fixed it for ya

[spadanko]

*ahem*
i know another thread that is useless without pics!!!
get uploading!!


oh... and anal play can be very pleasurable... as long as you have a trusting and open minded partner. good times. :wink:


you are the greatest

[MobCounty]

http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/depts/quicktakes/evolutionary-disgust.jpg

[earthbrown]

I'm seriously contemplating recording my wife during sex. Just audio, watching old people fuck is like watching old people fuck.

Only because we've gotten to the point that I can make her cum 10, 20, 30 times with a mixture and variation of 'things' done to diff parts of her body.

No one would believe it, we always say. But audio of two hours of her cumming every 5 minutes; well either radio gold or a horror soundtrack.

you actually worry about her cumming?


K

[IamPixie]

you actually worry about her cumming?


K

he's 100% class, unlike you.

[DarkHippie]

he's 100% class, unlike you.

He actually beat me to the joke :glurps:

[Team_Ramrod]

he's 100% class, unlike you.

It's not class... It's smarts.

Me; I'm not so smart.

But I'm classier than a mutherfuck.

[DonInNC]

Ass eating is great until you get to that bumpy thing about the size of a walnut. It gets kind of weird after that.

[DarkHippie]

Ass eating is great until you get to that bumpy thing about the size of a walnut. It gets kind of weird after that.

Walnut? Mine's like a cantaloupe!

[scottinnj]

I'd like to throw Ass Play out there.

So you're confessing to be the pitcher?

[scottinnj]

Ass eating is the best, My chick used to be cool with it.... then I started trying to stick my dick in her ass; now she's not a fan.

Just up the the meds you've been feeding her. Trust me.

[scottinnj]

I'm seriously contemplating recording my wife during sex. Just audio, watching old people fuck is like watching old people fuck.

Only because we've gotten to the point that I can make her cum 10, 20, 30 times with a mixture and variation of 'things' done to diff parts of her body.

No one would believe it, we always say. But audio of two hours of her cumming every 5 minutes; well either radio gold or a horror soundtrack.

Sting, is that you? Can you autograph my Soul Cages album?

[FUNKMAN]

cinnamon ring could be a good thing... except the time i took a fart to the windpipe

got her back though

[jonyrotn]

I'm recording my wife during sex. audio of two hours of her cumming every 5 minutes; radio gold or a horror soundtrack.
Podcast? "Night of 1000 orgasims"...

The line for tickets forms behind me..




It's just like anything else in life..Some asses are delicious, some are awful..
Some women love it and others are annoyed by it and still others hate it so much, they will call the police on you and press charges for sodomy..
I suggest you take a plea at arraignment because no jury with at least one female is gonna say this is okay..

The best advice I can give you is , NEVER stick anything in her ass unless she's given you some sort of a go-ahead..
Because if she's not ready, you're gonna spend the better part of the next three hours cleaning your dick, the sheets, the carpeting, the lamps, the ceilng and anything else within ass shot..And if she hates anal, you'll be cleaning blood too, yours..

i

[donnie_darko]

how bout we discuss the stages of asss play...some girls swear they're anti ass, then one day at the right time a well placed thumb is deemed acceptable...just rubbing at the opportune moment.

at that point you know eventually you'll be balls deep in her ass eventually.

eventually it leads to thumb insertion...mmm interesting...

then one day she's far too into it and you lose any interest there may have been in the ass.

women always find a way to ruin the good shit.

[britneypablo]

funny u say that...because it always goes the same way for guys too....
somehow it goes from "never bc thats gay" to "omg what did u do, do it again"

[Leticia]

This thread is fine without pics.

I'd like to throw Ass Play out there.

:lol:


I lova da ass play.

[thepaulo]

make sure to add hot sause.

[barjockey]

...And it was awesome. Mostly it was hot because she was very turned on by it, and I'd imagine that would be the big turn on for most guys out there, and ladies, so, have you been in my fun but or not, and what input can you provide about...well...ass eating...it was LOVELEY

"Lovely"
I guess I'm doing it wrong. I wake up the next day with a chalk-mark outline beside me.
http://re3.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/25/m7/3706754015

[lleeder]

The best is when they do the half turned half embarassed squirm up the bed and you have to pull them by the hips back down onto your tongue.

[Midkiff]

How did I ever miss this awesome thread?!?

[lleeder]

How did I ever miss this awesome thread?!?

Get your head out of her ass.