Earl is such a dick.

[ESDlvr-yeslover]

I know this is going to get deleted or moved...but I had to get it off my chest.

[underdog]

Earl isn't a dick. Dicks are useful.

[Hottub]

Before it is moved or deleted, why don't you explain yourself. Just throwing out a blanket hate statement doesn't work here, but I want to give you a chance.

Explain yourself clearly and intelligently and you won't suffer any consequences.

[barrytheblade]

I like Earl. Before Dave, Earl was actually really good on the radio. When Harry T was there Earl and Ron were constantly going back and forth. Remember when Earl and Ron were a team and Fez had to take whatever other puke was there? Harry and then Dave. Problem is, Dave nuked Earl from the beginning. No contest.

[donnie_darko]

saying earl is a dick is like saying earl is black.

[Hottub]

Last chance.

[Kevin]

Last chance.

The guy is offline, how do you expect him to explain himself?

[TheMojoPin]

Earl is fantastic. The show is always great, but my favorite eras have always been when they have a heel they can pick on or blame everything on...everyone said they "hated" Al Dukes and called him names and whatnot, but now everyone talks about how awesome (and rightly so) all the radio was when the show had Al as the incompetent "villain." Earl is the only other person that's come close to taking on that role. Why anyone would want a swarthy, creepy Italian nobody over the radio institution that is EARL is madness I don't want to be a part of.

[TheMojoPin]

The guy is offline, how do you expect him to explain himself?

Last chance for Hottub to explain himelf.

[jlehane3]

what does "Mojopin " mean ? I know the song by Jeff Buckley,but what does it mean ? I'm a fan of Dave and Earl,like peanut butter and Jelly. I missed the Al Dukes era.If Earl wants to get laid,all he needs to do is wear sports jerseys everywhere.He could lay off phone JOBBING and attend BARS EARL-y early because women want to get picked up in late afternoon and not so much after dark,since they have different timing from males.It would be TOO EASY if they were turned on ,looking for a date at night....no,while most of us are still at work the women are at their horniest part of the day. That's charming. Earl has the advantage of getting off work at the perfect time for women to spread their lips...and utter words.

[Hottub]

It is a cowardly act to throw out a statement such as this, and not back it up (at least with opinion) If you have something to actually add, do so. If not, shut your piehole or post in one of the other 37 Earl threads.

How's that?

[jlehane3]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BigHarryFairyQueen.jpg what does "Mojopin " mean ? I know the song by Jeff Buckley,but what does it mean ? I'm a fan of Dave and Earl,like peanut butter and Jelly. I missed the Al Dukes era.If Earl wants to get laid,all he needs to do is wear sports jerseys everywhere.He could lay off phone JOBBING and attend BARS EARL-y early because women want to get picked up in late afternoon and not so much after dark,since they have different timing from males.It would be TOO EASY if they were turned on ,looking for a date at night....no,while most of us are still at work the women are at their horniest part of the day. That's charming. Earl has the advantage of getting off work at the perfect time for women to spread their lips...and utter words.

[TheMojoPin]

what does "Mojopin " mean ? I know the song by Jeff Buckley,but what does it mean ?

A question for the ages.

[Kevin]

It is a cowardly act to throw out a statement such as this, and not back it up (at least with opinion) If you have something to actually add, do so. If not, shut your piehole or post in one of the other 37 Earl threads.

How's that?

Give him time, tub. Maybe he had to leave. If its just this and we do not hear from him, then yea, i agree.

[ESDlvr-yeslover]

I didn't expect it to last this long.

IF the Earl act is in fact not an act and his real personality he is a dick because:

1. He lies constantly.
2. He would allow Pitz pay off the bet today while he hasn't paid on his own.
3. He hasn't quit in complete disgrace for being such an incredible fuck up.
4. Somehow on a show with a guy who eats his own shit, he still comes across as "the crazy one"
5. He stalks women who aren't interested in him.
6. The Ron Wood thing.
7. He can't do situps.
8. He didn't go out and get a hooker the first night on a bet that stipulated if he didn't get laid he'd be required to have sex with another man...and still claim that he is hetero.
9. He sucks at basketball.
10. He steals constantly
12. He breaks things that don't belong to him.


I can go on...

[Enabler]

a swarthy, creepy Italian nobody


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