Move RnF to San Francisco already.

[MobCounty]

I propose Ron and Fez moves to San Francisco for 6-9pm.

No really, hear me out.

Ron is too much of a gentleman for the East Coast. Lets face it, you guys are just a tad rough around the corners over there. I mean, you still think stepping over feces on the way to work is a way of life. Also, we all know Fez is just a natural fit for the city. Just imagine the freedom he (and Earl) would have out here.

Here is the most important thing. RnF could have a west coast drive (6-9) listening market AND east coast evening (9-12) markets locked up. We all know, that RnF can rock the evening time slot like no other.

It's time for you east coasters to share the wealth, and its finally time for a Lefty O'Doul's bar night!!:drunk:


:devil2:

[realmenhatelife]

I propose Ron and Fez moves to San Francisco for 6-9pm.

No really, hear me out.

Ron is too much of a gentleman for the East Coast. Lets face it, you guys are just a tad rough around the corners over there. I mean, you still think stepping over feces on the way to work is a way of life. Also, we all know Fez is just a natural fit for the city. Just imagine the freedom he (and Earl) would have out here.

Here is the most important thing. RnF could have a west coast drive (6-9) listening market AND east coast evening (9-12) markets locked up. We all know, that RnF can rock the evening time slot like no other.

It's time for you east coasters to share the wealth, and its finally time for a Lefty O'Doul's bar night!!:drunk:


:devil2:

Does that mean San Franciscans just stomp through shit on the way to work?

[PanterA]

I thought San Francisco was Gay County.

I think your idea stinks! :flush:

[ChrisTheCop]

San Franciscans wouldnt be able to handle Ron Bennington.

I like the idea of changing the time slot,
but ya dont have to change time zones to do it.

Might as well ask that bar 9 be airlifted out that way too.

[Kit the Eskimo]

Isn't he going to Portland if he goes west anyway?

[donnie_darko]

how would fez enjoy the city when he wouldn't leave his home?

and how could you possibly believe san fran to be city enough to hold ron? No part of Ron's personality seems to be a good fit with the west coast.

is there some sort of witty "proposed moving radio show" fail picture someone can post?

[MobCounty]

I know it will be rough for you guys in the beginning.. but it's the right thing to do.

[realmenhatelife]

Although I think some earthquakes would probably do wonders for fez.

[ibanez23]

FAIL!!!!!Worst thread ever.

[Freakshow]

If Fez didn't enjoy DC no chance he'd like San Fran. Ronnie said he would enjoy himself wherever he was.

[MobCounty]

I thought San Francisco was Gay County.

I think your idea stinks! :flush:

Isn't 75% of the show gay?.. It makes sense to me.

San Franciscans wouldnt be able to handle Ron Bennington.

Hardly, SF has taken the lead as a center for culture, art and sports ever since you guys decided that Chris Kattan was funny.

Isn't he going to Portland if he goes west anyway?

Portland is nice, but you can't smoke in the rain. Sorry Portland.



is there some sort of witty "proposed moving radio show" fail picture someone can post?

You prove my point exactly, you guys are just a bit behind. 'Fail' pictures are as new as 'Ceiling cat' pictures.. :dry:

[MobCounty]

FAIL!!!!!Worst thread ever.

Holy shit.. best hack post evar. I really like the stupid ceiling cat avatar. Do you type 'cool' as 'kewl' too?

[Lady Resin]

I would love to see Fez trying to drive over the Oakland Bay Bridge and the Golden Date Bridge. :blink:

[Kit the Eskimo]

SF has taken the lead as a center for culture, art and sports

Now you're just being silly.

[Serpico1103]

I propose Ron and Fez moves to San Francisco for 6-9pm.

No really, hear me out.

Ron is too much of a gentleman for the East Coast. Lets face it, you guys are just a tad rough around the corners over there. I mean, you still think stepping over feces on the way to work is a way of life. Also, we all know Fez is just a natural fit for the city. Just imagine the freedom he (and Earl) would have out here.

Here is the most important thing. RnF could have a west coast drive (6-9) listening market AND east coast evening (9-12) markets locked up. We all know, that RnF can rock the evening time slot like no other.

It's time for you east coasters to share the wealth, and its finally time for a Lefty O'Doul's bar night!!:drunk:


:devil2:

Ronnie B in San Fran? A bull in a china shop. Fez would be even more conflicted and the flight to FLA would be too long.
Besides, as few guests as Earl manages to get now, how many could he get in San Fran?
Is Ron Wood passing through soon?
While I think the Coasts need to stick together to keep the "fly over country" in check. R&F are staying East Coast.

[Freakshow]

I would love to see Fez trying to drive over the Oakland Bay Bridge and the Golden Date Bridge. :blink:

Cause he doesn't live on an island right now. He would just ride the BART anyway.

[MobCounty]

I would love to see Fez trying to drive over the Oakland Bay Bridge and the Golden Date Bridge. :blink:

BART, goes under, Fezzy will be safe until the tube cracks and crushes him under thousands of tons of sea water.

Now you're just being silly.

The 49'ers have more rings than the Jets and the Giants combined.. Nuff'.

[commish13]

how would fez enjoy the city when he wouldn't leave his home?

and how could you possibly believe san fran to be city enough to hold ron? No part of Ron's personality seems to be a good fit with the west coast.

is there some sort of witty "proposed moving radio show" fail picture someone can post?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/the86melon/mobfail.jpg

[Kit the Eskimo]

The 49'ers have more rings than the Jets and the Giants combined.. Nuff'.

I must have slept thru it, is it the 1980's again already?

[Knowledged_one]

Yeah that move to doing 9-12 on the east coast would be a boost to their career im sure they would slay with that timeslot

I mean really if its not East Coast its not really important

and dont most afternoon drive shows start at 3 or 4 anyway?

[MobCounty]

Fez would be even more conflicted and the flight to FLA would be too long.
Besides, as few guests as Earl manages to get now, how many could he get in San Fran?
Is Ron Wood passing through soon?
While I think the Coasts need to stick together to keep the "fly over country" in check. R&F are staying East Coast.

FLA flights are 5 hours.

I don't think anyone can make an argument that the show has too many stars booked to move. Most studios are on the west coast. It's safe to say Earl would have just as much luck booking A listers here, as he would there. :unsure:

[IamPixie]

Does that mean San Franciscans just stomp through shit on the way to work?

:lol:

[MobCounty]

I must have slept thru it, is it the 1980's again already?

Stats don't lie. I guess you can cherry pick if you like, but that would make my bum feces argument stronger.

[Freakshow]

BART, goes under, Fezzy will be safe until the tube cracks and crushes him under thousands of tons of sea water.



The 49'ers have more rings than the Jets and the Giants combined.. Nuff'.

The Giants have 7 NFL championships. They only started playing football in '66? I don't think so.

[Knowledged_one]

Stats don't lie. I guess you can cherry pick if you like, but that would make my bum feces argument stronger.

You are right but when was the last time the 49ers were even remotely relevant as a football team

and as much as i hate them the Yankees are much better then the dreadful Giants as are the Mets

and Knicks/Nets is better then Golden State

[Knowledged_one]

Portland is nice, but you can't smoke in the rain. Sorry Portland.

And you can smoke in San Fran? The capital of the ultra lib dictate everything the people can do city of the country

[MobCounty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/the86melon/mobfail.jpg



http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/hack_01.jpg

[ibanez23]

Stats don't lie. I guess you can cherry pick if you like, but that would make my bum feces argument stronger.
True .There are no bums in san fran.:smoke:

[MobCounty]

Portland is nice, but you can't smoke in the rain. Sorry Portland.

And you can smoke in San Fran? The capital of the ultra lib dictate everything the people can do city of the country

Cigar friendly joints in SF..

"""850 Montgomery" : 850 Montgomery Street, San Francisco, CA
415-291-0850 --- Hours: Tues-Sat: 4pm-2am --- Retail humidor w/decent prices!
Located across the street from what used to be "Ernie's".. now "Essex Supper Club", on Montgomery, between Jackson and Pacific. A truly wonderful place that offers both indoor and outdoor cigar smoking with a full bar, wine list, and one pool table. This place seats about 120 (indoors) and features a cabinet humidor with a good selection of premium and semi-premium cigars (at very reasonable prices.. $6 to $12 each, Don Thomas Line from Southern Wine & Spirits). The atmosphere is great and the all-owner staff has legally dodged the new anti-smoking laws while providing excellent service! Call for information or reservations for their nightly cigar dinners ($15 to $20/pp, Seating is at 8:00 PM, Tuesday through Saturday). Please help support a very worthwhile venture and an outstanding cigar-oriented venue.
This is the only restaurant/bar in town that is 100% "like things used to be".. maybe better!


Fizz Supper Club & Restaurant : 471 Pine St. (between Montomery/Kearney), SF, CA {MAP}
415-421-3499 -- Open: M-F 11:30am to 3am, Mon-Sat 5pm-12am, Closed Sundays.
This is a nice "clubby" feeling restaurant that once has plenty of "cigar friendly" outdoor seating on their patio to the rear (Sometimes they do allow cigar smoking indoors, in their second dining room, after 8 pm, if the weather is bad). They no longer have a retail humidor. Happy Hour is 5-7 PM, weekdays (with food and drink specials). More detailed review pending..

Fumo Blu Cigar Smoking Club : (Located at Vendetta Men's Apparel/Cigars)
12 Tillman Place (off of Grant between Sutter and Post), San Francisco, CA {MAP}
415-397-7755 --- Open: 11:30am-6:30pm, Tuesday-Saturday.
Membership is $300 a year. The selection of cigars in the men's shop downstairs is quite good, and they are well humidified. Bruce, the owner, is knowledgeable about cigars and very friendly. Membership gets you a 10% discount in the store, and you are allowed to store a bottle in the club room (the club provides "set-ups" for your drinks). This upstairs smoking room is a good place to spend your lunch hour if you can afford the membership. (Review by zachgeo@slip.net)

Gold Coast Bar & Grill / Torpedo Lounge : 230 California Street (@ Front St.), SF, CA
415-989-6939 --- Hours: Mon-Fri: 11:30-3pm Mon-Sat: 5:30pm -10:30pm
Smoking generally allowed in the downstairs bar in the evenings only. But, if you buy a reasonably priced premium cigar at the bar, ask to check out the recently opened "Torpedo Lounge" upstairs! It is a fantastic new smoking club/room that comfortably seats 50, featuring tv's, a fax, phone, cigar sales, full bar and outstanding ventilation! Probably the coolest place to "hang out" in the financial district. Charter Memberships are still available at half-price (for a limited time, call or visit for details).

Gordon Biersch : 2 Harrison Street (@ Embarcadero), San Francisco, CA {MAP}
415-243-8246 -- Bar is open: 11am-12 midnight, Fri-Sat: "last call" is at 1am. -- Retail humidor inside
According to the Manager; "Smoking is always allowed only on the outdoor deck, which is heated in the evenings." They are located about 3 blocks north of Hennesey's Liquors, near the Delancy Street facilities. If you don't like to walk and don't mind paying more, GB's has a small retail humidor stocked with a wide variety of the Don Thomas line. Bring a jacket in the evenings, it is near the water. The food is a bit pricey and a little hit-and-miss (I guess it depends on who is working the kitchen). The beer is fantastic but the service is lacking. A nice "landmark" place to meet for a beer or a cocktail, but I would plan to eat at Palomino (located next door (north) which also has more cigar friendly outdoor seating that is a bit less exposed and the food and service are more consistent).

Iron Horse Restaurant : 19 Maiden Lane, San Francisco, CA
415-362-8133 --- Hours: ? --- Retail humidor in smoking room
Maiden Lane is located off Kearny between Post and Geary. The Grand Opening for their upstairs (indoor) smoking room was May 28th, 1998. Banquet room has been converted into a "legal" smoking room and tobacco shop. Contact the Iron Horse for more information. Full review pending.

Judi's Place : 1414 Market St. (between Van Ness and Fell), CA 94102 [MAP]
415-863-JUDI -- Hours: ?? -- Retail humidor?
A comfortable neighborhood bar featuring 4 TV's, darts, pool and most importantly.. they're CIGAR FRIENDLY (owner operated)! More detailed review pending.

MoMo's Restaurant : 760 Second St. (at King), San Francisco, CA
415-227-8660 -- Kitchen Hours: Mon-Thurs: 11:30am-10pm, Fri: 11:30am-11pm, Sat: 11:30am-3pm and 5pm-11pm, Sun: 11:30am-3pm and 5pm-10pm. Bar menu available until 1 a.m. Monday through Saturday -- Small retail humidor inside.
This is an excellent new (opened August 1998) cigar friendly venue located at the corner of 2nd and King, in the shadow of the new Pacific Bell Ball Park near the Embarcadero. Their outdoor front patio is completely cigar friendly and comfortably heated (propane heaters) at night. The food is awesome (try the "Banana Bread Pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.. to die for!) but, a bit pricey. The service is attentive and friendly. You must check this place out! Reservations recommended.

Murray's Cigar & Cognac Lounge : Inside the Canterbury Hotel
740 Sutter Street (between Jones & Taylor), San Francisco, CA {MAP}
415-474-6478 -- Cigar Lounge Open: 24 hours a day. -- Retail humidor, but, no more Dunhills.
(Humidor is stocked with George Hamilton Collection, Tamboril, Frank Sinatra, Astral, V.M. Santana, at reasonable "bar prices")
Cigar smoking is allowed in the glassed in cigar lounge only. They serve food in the restaurant and bar which can be brought into the lounge. Nob Hill Cigar Shop is located a stones throw away and offers a better selection of cigars at better prices. This is a fabulous place.. comfy chairs, good ventilation and a cozy relaxed atmosphere, decorated in "early C.A. (Cigar Aficionado Magazine)" located in an upscale Nob Hill Hotel. This is the only indoor, 24 hour, public, cigar lounge in the Bay Area. This is the frequent meeting place of the San Francisco Cigar Society (SFCS) and is definitely worth checking out!

Occidental Grill : 453 Pine Street (@ Montgomery), San Francisco, CA {MAP}
415-834-0484 -- CLOSED DUE TO A RECENT FIRE. MAY RE-OPEN SOON, STAY TUNED!

Palomino Restaurant : Located on the Embarcadero between Folsom and Harrison, San Francisco, CA
415-512-7400 -- Hours: Sun-Th: 11:30am-11pm, Fri-Sat: 11:30am-midnight -- Small Retail humidor inside.
This place is very cigar friendly and a notch up from Gordon Biersch (which is just down the street) too. Smoking is allowed on their large outdoor front patio which is kept comfortable at night with propane heaters when necessary. Excellent California/Mediterranean menu (try the gorgonzola criss-cut fries, spit-roasted chicken or a thin crust pizza) and very reasonable prices definitely make this place a "must see" venue on the Embarcadero.

The Peaks Bar :1316 Castro St. (between 24th & 25th Sts.), San Francisco, CA [MAP].
415-826-0100 -- Hours: Weekdays: 8am-2am, Weekends: 6am-2am
Cigar smoking is allowed and encouraged in their enclosed outdoor back garden patio, replete two massive barbecues (which the bartenders will gladly fire up for you and your friends, provided you call at least one hour in advance on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays only). You have to supply the meat, chicken or fish, but don't bother bringing your own beer, they have a great selection. This is a great alternative to the row of yuppified bars lining 24th Street in Noe Valley. Also features a pool table and a few dart boards. You can purchase cigars nearby at Greystone Liquor & Cigars, located on the corner of Sastro and 24th.

Unreviewed locations to be checked out and added soon:
Crustacean Restaurant: Located at the corner of Polk and California (glassed 3rd floor outside patio, covered and heated).
Elroy's Restaurant: 301 Folsom (@ Beale St.) in SF. Hosts frequent cigar dinners. Contact Gene Wilks, Elroy's Events Coordinator @ 415-882-7989 for information on their next cigar event.
Harrington's: Located on Front Street near California Street (smoker friendly patio).
The Holding Company: Near Harrington's (smoking allowed after 10:30 pm in the bar).
Irish Bank: I need an address for this location! (outdoor, uncovered, unheated seating)
Local Bar: California near 5th Ave. in Richmond District (Indoor and outdoor smoker's seating).
London Pub: I need an address for this location! (Small owner operated deli, smoking allowed indoors).
Shanghai 1930/Guanxi Lounge: 133 Steuart St., (between Folsom & Howard), SF (415)896-5600 (Members Only cigar lounge).
I have it on good authority that the North Beach Restaurant (1512 Stockton St., between Green and Union, SF (415)392-1700) has a downstairs smoking club with good cigars, average prices, and excellent atmosphere.

""

[MobCounty]

True .There are no bums in san fran.:smoke:



http://www.sfgov.org/site/mayor_page.asp?id=29925


""NUMBER OF HOMELESS ON SAN FRANCISCO’S STREETS
DECLINES 41%

41% fewer homeless on city streets since last count in 2002

Sharp decline attributed to new “Housing First” approach to helping chronically homeless


San Francisco, CA – Standing in the lobby of the new Housing and Urban Health (HUH) Clinic, which serves residents of the City’s supportive housing programs, Mayor Gavin Newsom today announced that the number of homeless in San Francisco has declined precipitously since 2002.

""



http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE6DE113BF93AA35752C1A9679582 60

"Mentally Ill Homeless Are on Rise (New York)"

"The number of mentally ill homeless people has increased 7 percent since the start of last year, according to the estimates of 21 cities around the nation. "
"Among the cities participating in the survey were the three largest: New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. "

[ibanez23]

http://www.sfgov.org/site/mayor_page.asp?id=29925


""NUMBER OF HOMELESS ON SAN FRANCISCO’S STREETS
DECLINES 41%

41% fewer homeless on city streets since last count in 2002

Sharp decline attributed to new “Housing First” approach to helping chronically homeless


San Francisco, CA – Standing in the lobby of the new Housing and Urban Health (HUH) Clinic, which serves residents of the City’s supportive housing programs, Mayor Gavin Newsom today announced that the number of homeless in San Francisco has declined precipitously since 2002.

""Wow!You sure like San Francisco.

[Knowledged_one]

Of course its down 41% in the city thats known for its political correctness

they changed bum to residentially challenged

[MobCounty]

Wow!You sure like San Francisco.

Is the right answer, '...no... I looooooovee it?'...

http://forums.explosm.net/images/smilies/barf.gif

[MobCounty]

Of course its down 41% in the city thats known for its political correctness

they changed bum to residentially challenged

In other news, backpackers on the rise in San Francisco.. Haha.

[donnie_darko]

i applaud your dedication to your own thread
you are obviously in this for the long run.

but seriously, how can you say "evar" and call someone else a hack....
and it was obvious my post was sarcasm, at least i didnt post.

LOCK IT UP!

[RAAMONE]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/hack_01.jpg

doesnt using a cat pic to show how hack something is mean that you are hack because you used a cat pic?

[ibanez23]

Is the right answer, '...no... I looooooovee it?'...

http://forums.explosm.net/images/smilies/barf.gifWay to take a Norton line and use it as your own.

[MobCounty]

doesnt using a cat pic to show how hack something is mean that you are hack because you used a cat pic?

Exactly, Alanis.

[MobCounty]

Way to take a Norton line and use it as your own.

Yeah, thats what that post meant. Keep trying.

[mendyweiss]

56 page potential here ? Maybe......

[MobCounty]

Welp, it seems since nobody can thwart the argument that San Francisco should be the new RnF location, I might as well head to lunch so yall' can gather your thoughts again.

I look forward to the replies. Don't forget to include things like, 'Weak Sauce', 'Durka, Dur', and maybe a few personal attacks. Don't forget to use lines stolen from the show to help yourselves out. Also don't forget make fun of my shitty spelling and bad grammer. Oh, I am a fat fuck too, that always help as a last ditch effort.


Cheers,
Seeya in a bit,
MC

[Knowledged_one]

Welp, it seems since nobody can thwart the argument that San Francisco should be the new RnF location, I might as well head to lunch so yall' can gather your thoughts again.

I look forward to the replies. Don't forget to include things like, 'Weak Sauce', 'Durka, Dur', and maybe a few personal attacks. Don't forget to use lines stolen from the show to help yourselves out. Also don't forget make fun of my shitty spelling and bad grammer. Oh, I am a fat fuck too, that always help as a last ditch effort.


Cheers,
Seeya in a bit,
MC

Yeah but are you bald?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sub par baseball and football is more than enough for San Fran

dont forget Rice A Roni and Cable Cars


you are just getting greedy

[RAAMONE]

Hey fatty...everyone knows yall' is bad grammer you idiot...but hey...that dont make you a bad person...just too bad you cant be a kewl poster like me...LOL FTW PWNED WOOT

[ibanez23]

Yeah, thats what that post meant. Keep trying.

Yeah.It meant you took a jimmy bit.Thats what it meant.

[Freakshow]

THEY DON'T WANT TO.

Is that enough of a reason? I, personally, would like them to do their radio show my from living room. But it ain't gonna happen. Deal with it.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ron and Fez are East Coast baby.

Accept it.

[K.C.]

THEY DON'T WANT TO.



When was that ever said? In fact, I remember Ron saying that for a while he wanted to do radio in a lot of different places, just to say he did radio there.

I think he's also said they semi-seriously considered Chicago at one point...why not SF?


Personally, it doesn't matter to me...with internet streaming, and podcasting, and toll-free calling, people can get every show and call every day if they want.


That said...I don't think Ron & Fez are going anywhere unless they're dropped from XM. And then I would think they'd try to stay in NYC first. If they didn't get work there...who knows...

[Freakshow]

It's never been said, but it's not too hard to figure out. They're radio veterans with years and years of experience and good connections. I am pretty sure if they wanted to get jobs in San Francisco with some random evening shift, they would have done it by now.

I'm not saying Ron wouldn't want to do it, although other people brought up that he has been on a Portland kick for the past year or so. But both of them, I could never see that happening.

I don't see them anywhere but NYC. They could have stayed in DC after going to XM--they had houses and library cards and whatever down here. But obviously they didn't want to go anywhere but New York.

[K.C.]

It's never been said, but it's not too hard to figure out. They're radio veterans with years and years of experience and good connections. I am pretty sure if they wanted to get jobs in San Francisco with some random evening shift, they would have done it by now.

I'm not saying Ron wouldn't want to do it, although other people brought up that he has been on a Portland kick for the past year or so. But both of them, I could never see that happening.

I don't see them anywhere but NYC. They could have stayed in DC after going to XM--they had houses and library cards and whatever down here. But obviously they didn't want to go anywhere but New York.


You're right that, in that I think they WANT to be in NYC first, I think above all...especially Fez.

If they were a XM merger casualty, though...there's not a lot of talk radio opportunities left in NYC on FreeFM these days...they might not have much of a choice.

[docgoblin]

Everyone knows that the show is moving to Chicago so Ronny can keep a close eye on the cupcake sales. He was seen scouting out real estate on his last visit there.

BTW, is this the types of threads we can hope for during their vacation?

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I can't imagine Fez will be able to deal with the hills too well once they move.

[Freakshow]

Are there any Free FM stations left anywhere? JFK is still talk, but they ditched the free fm ages ago.

[TheMojoPin]

I can't imagine Fez will be able to deal with the hills too well once they move.

That's why the Chicago move makes so much sense...wonderful flatness as far as the eye can see.

[TheMojoPin]

Are there any Free FM stations left anywhere? JFK is still talk, but they ditched the free fm ages ago.

Fuck FreeFM. Come to Chicago and dominate WGN.

Please.

[Knowledged_one]

Ron and Fez live on WJFK from 7-11 each night

Book it

[K.C.]

Ron and Fez live on WJFK from 7-11 each night

Book it

I'm sorry...I think I stumbled through I time warp and ended up in 2004.

...hmmm....I think I'll vote for Bush...what could POSSIBLY go wrong...

[MobCounty]

sub par baseball and football is more than enough for San Fran

dont forget Rice A Roni and Cable Cars

you are just getting greedy

Us greedy?!?!??.. You guys have Madonna, Sinfeld, that super cool Time Square :dry:, and 3500$ one room apartments. Oh, and don't ever forget NY's most popular export Sbarros..


Hey fatty...everyone knows yall' is bad grammer you idiot...but hey...that dont make you a bad person...just too bad you cant be a kewl poster like me...LOL FTW PWNED WOOT

Dammit, I knew it!! hahah, I wish ibanez would see this and learn from it.

Yeah.It meant you took a jimmy bit.Thats what it meant.

-See Above.

THEY DON'T WANT TO.

Is that enough of a reason? I, personally, would like them to do their radio show my from living room. But it ain't gonna happen. Deal with it.

That has yet to be seen. Until I hear Mr. B say so in person nobody can say otherwise.

Ron and Fez are East Coast baby.

Accept it.

Probably the most insightful and hardest post to reply to, sofar.

I shall try a Haiku Zen attack...

In the east, Ronny.
An island, Fezzy is stuck.
Move west to save us.


.

[MobCounty]

Fuck FreeFM. Come to Chicago and dominate WGN.

Please.

F that, you get your own Hosts.. I got dibs on RnF first! You guys can have the Jimmy and Opie show.

[K.C.]

F that, you get your own Hosts.. I got dibs on RnF first! You guys can have the Jimmy and Opie show.

Is that in a Post 'Anthony suiting up in Nazi fatigues and open firing on all his Jewish neighbors' world?

[Knowledged_one]

Us greedy?!?!??.. You guys have Madonna, Sinfeld, that super cool Time Square :dry:, and 3500$ one room apartments. Oh, and don't ever forget NY's most popular export Sbarros..

Whats gas costing out in San Fran?

And Sbarros as an export >> then AIDS as the San Fran export

[docgoblin]

F that, you get your own Hosts.. I got dibs on RnF first! You guys can have the Jimmy and Opie show.

Oh, come on now!.. Then what are we left with, Imus and Curtis Sliwa?! Besides, you have Michael Savage already!

[Knowledged_one]

Oh, come on now!.. Then what are we left with, Imus and Curtis Sliwa?! Besides, you have Michael Savage already!

Leykis is just a stones throw away as well

and teh Sports Lodge is in LA also

[K.C.]

They could go to LA and start the Ron, Fez, & Jay show if Project Gary doesn't get heat.

More Nice Guy Eddie!!

[MobCounty]

Whats gas costing out in San Fran?

And Sbarros as an export >> then AIDS as the San Fran export


... Africa is the real exporters, we just distribute.

[MobCounty]

Oh, come on now!.. Then what are we left with, Imus and Curtis Sliwa?! Besides, you have Michael Savage already!

.. you guys get Oprah aaaand Jerry Springer. Be happy.

and arn't you guys are close to the biggest Mall in america too?

[drjoek]

There's Fezzie in the Maroon Minivanhttp://www.flyawaycafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/driving-down-lombard-street.jpg

[ibanez23]

Oh, come on now!.. Then what are we left with, Imus and Curtis Sliwa?! Besides, you have Michael Savage already!Michael Savage.
:lol:
San Fran Sicko.

[MobCounty]

I can't imagine Fez will be able to deal with the hills too well once they move.

Wait, Fezzy is scared of hills too?

[albo60s]

sub par baseball and football is more than enough for San Fran

dont forget Rice A Roni and Cable Cars


you are just getting greedy

He did leave out the Bay Area Bombers & their multiple Roller Derby championship trophies! Who can ever forget the GREAT Joan Weston?????

[Lady Resin]

Wait, Fezzy is scared of hills too?

Maybe one not named Nob?:unsure:

[MobCounty]

https://secure.reservexl.net/wwwimg/img/tours/8821-4.jpg

If SF is good enough for Spock and Kirk, it's good enough for Ron and Fez.

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, well, double-dumbass on you, buddy!

[MobCounty]

Yeah, well, double-dumbass on you, buddy!

http://blackbeltcoder.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scotty_trek4.jpg

Hello?

[jonyrotn]

the East Coast. Lets face it, you guys are just a tad rough around the corners over there
Suck my dick!


Here, have a cock and a :smile:..






Jk..:tongue:

[led37zep]

So wait...then I'd have to move back to Cali?

[TheMojoPin]

California, apparently, knows how to party.

[Gritty]

So wait...then I'd have to move back to Cali?

Going back to Cali?
To Cali?
To Cali?
You're going back to Cali?
I don't think so.

[evil6]

If Ronny B. had to move from N.Y., which makes absolutely no sense, it could only be one city.


Chicago !!!!

[Serpico1103]

FLA flights are 5 hours.

I don't think anyone can make an argument that the show has too many stars booked to move. Most studios are on the west coast. It's safe to say Earl would have just as much luck booking A listers here, as he would there. :unsure:

I like going to the studio in NYC. I like going to the Unmasked in NYC. I like going to the events in NYC.
BUT, if they leave Earl behind, count my vote for San Fran. I will help pack. I will Kerouac this fucker across country, just to leave Earl behind.
Otherwise, East Coast boys they remain.
Also, what happens to AFRO shows? Will O&A move as well?

[evil6]

I like going to the studio in NYC. I like going to the Unmasked in NYC. I like going to the events in NYC.
BUT, if they leave Earl behind, count my vote for San Fran. I will help pack. I will Kerouac this fucker across country, just to leave Earl behind.
Otherwise, East Coast boys they remain.
Also, what happens to AFRO shows? Will O&A move as well?

Opie mentioned several times that he liked rollerblading in southern California.

[Serpico1103]

Opie mentioned several times that he liked rollerblading in southern California.

Damn. Actually, I was hoping to leave Opie behind with Earl. Reunite the old friends, "The Opie and Earl Show." Three hours of "I blame the blacks, I blame the Whites."

[MobCounty]

Opie mentioned several times that he liked rollerblading in southern California.

People still rollerblade?

[led37zep]

People still rollerblade?

yes, and its lonely.

[MobCounty]

Suck my dick!


Here, have a cock and a :smile:..






Jk..:tongue:

You sir are devilish.

[PapaBear]

I'm sure Ron would have PLENTY of cigar smoking freedom in California.:flush:

[MobCounty]

Yeah, see... all you sad sacks are already crapped out, and dreaming about sugar plums, while our party is just getting started. I'll be on my last JD when its 5 in the morning your time.

Oh, and we all have enough dignity to not ditch the bill (or the tip) on Ronny, you cheap f's.
Letting someone else pay, makes you a date and it's better left for grannies, and 16th birthdays parties.

Ronny, really. Doesn't it make sense to move over here?

[MobCounty]

I'm sure Ron would have PLENTY of cigar smoking freedom in California.:flush:

Read my list of Cigar Friendly joints in SF pls k thx..:smoke:

[PapaBear]

Read my list of Cigar Friendly joints in SF pls k thx..:smoke:
But can he walk down the street and smoke one? I don't know if it's banned in SF yet, but if it isn't, I'm sure it will be.

[MobCounty]

Oh, and who the fuck wants to watch the sun rise over the ocean instead of setting over the ocean. Even plants know to get the sun light right.

[MobCounty]

But can he walk down the street and smoke one? I don't know if it's banned in SF yet, but if it isn't, I'm sure it will be.

Oh sorry, you never said anything about walking out in public with that terrible stink stick.. If it's not banned already, it should be.:tongue:

[PapaBear]

Oh sorry, you never said anything about walking out in public with that terrible stink stick.. If it's not banned already, it should be.:tongue:
Yup. Ron would LOVE it there!

[Serpico1103]

You are trying to convince Ronny B to come to San Fran and you mention sunrise?
Will you hold down the sun until 10:30am, when Ronny wakes up?
Unfortunately for you, I think given his choice Ron would stay in NYC for ever. He likes to travel, but I think he found his second home in NYC. Maybe he'll retire somewhere else. But, I see him as an old man catching the early shows, strolling the museums at noon.
Fez, when his contract is up will be on a plane to FLA hoping to get more approval from the "monster" before she dies.
Do mobsters in SanFran rollerblade? or use Razors?

[MobCounty]

Unfortunately for you, I think given his choice Ron would stay in NYC for ever. He likes to travel, but I think he found his second home in NYC.

I dunno, I say Ronny B is more of a family man than he let's on. My guess is that he gets a fat house in Tiburon, with a view of the bay, a large yard, in a cozy neighborhood walking distance to ocean and some of the best dining in the bay. His children can play ball, go to the beach and be safe. He can roll into SF against the commute, across the beautiful GG bridge knowing his kids won't have to step over bum feces on their way to a school with bullet proof windows and metal detectors.

He might play metro and callous on the outside, but my guess is that it's all about the family.

[SlicedAlone]

They should move to Barstow. Since Ronnie thinks so highly of it.

[Serpico1103]

I dunno, I say Ronny B is more of a family man than he let's on. My guess is that he gets a fat house in Tiburon, with a view of the bay, a large yard, in a cozy neighborhood walking distance to ocean and some of the best dining in the bay. His children can play ball, go to the beach and be safe. He can roll into SF against the commute, across the beautiful GG bridge knowing his kids won't have to step over bum feces on their way to a school with bullet proof windows and metal detectors.

He might play metro and callous on the outside, but my guess is that it's all about the family.

Just to clarify. People in NY are not all about family?
San Fran is a cultural void. Not really, but compared to NYC, maybe.

[TheMojoPin]

I dunno, I say Ronny B is more of a family man than he let's on. My guess is that he gets a fat house in Tiburon, with a view of the bay, a large yard, in a cozy neighborhood walking distance to ocean and some of the best dining in the bay. His children can play ball, go to the beach and be safe. He can roll into SF against the commute, across the beautiful GG bridge knowing his kids won't have to step over bum feces on their way to a school with bullet proof windows and metal detectors.

http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/zodiac_killer.jpg

[lleeder]

If they move to San Francisco will Fez be getting an apartment on Alcatraz?

[MobCounty]

http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/zodiac_killer.jpg

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/lee.jpg

[MobCounty]

If they move to San Francisco will Fez be getting an apartment on Alcatraz?

I thought we already agreed Fez will live on Nob Hill..

[MobCounty]

Just to clarify. People in NY are not all about family?
San Fran is a cultural void. Not really, but compared to NYC, maybe.

Face it, if ya don't have a backyard for your kids, your not about family. Ya plainly chose to prioritize living in the hustle and bustle over living in a spot where your kids can enjoy fresh air.

[Freakshow]

Ron chooses to live in the city. And I think his kids are mostly grown at this point? I don't know how much playing in the backyard a kid over 10 does?

[Serpico1103]

Face it, if ya don't have a backyard for your kids, your not about family. Ya plainly chose to prioritize living in the hustle and bustle over living in a spot where your kids can enjoy fresh air.

I see what "playing in the fresh air" has done for the hayseeds. I think the best thing you can for your kid is get them away from open space.
By hustle and bustle, do you mean culture, food, people, history, opportunity?

[Fallon]

The gay community would give "Big City" a whole new angle.

[ruggedo]

Ronny B is all about NYC. Anyone who has missed that isnt listening.

[MobCounty]

I see what "playing in the fresh air" has done for the hayseeds. I think the best thing you can for your kid is get them away from open space.
By hustle and bustle, do you mean culture, food, people, history, opportunity?

NO, I mean...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/hustlebustle.jpg

[MobCounty]

Ronny B is all about NYC. Anyone who has missed that isnt listening.

Mr. Ronny B, esquire is about being a man, man.

[SmallFry]

You know all the trouble on the east coast with IMUS and O&A with Sharpton, etc? I can see the queers being just as angry at Ron's cocksucker jokes, even thought they know how to tame it down for FM. I also imagine Fez being so happy there, since he'll be that much "closer" to [Fez voice] Muh'ther.


San Franciscans wouldnt be able to handle Ron Bennington.

I like the idea of changing the time slot,
but ya dont have to change time zones to do it.

Might as well ask that bar 9 be airlifted out that way too.

[KnoxHarrington]

You know all the trouble on the east coast with IMUS and O&A with Sharpton, etc? I can see the queers being just as angry at Ron's cocksucker jokes, even thought they know how to tame it down for FM. I also imagine Fez being so happy there, since he'll be that much "closer" to [Fez voice] Muh'ther.

San Francisco has been Michael "Savage" Weiner's home base for years. I don't think it's quite as PC as you think.

[Serpico1103]

NO, I mean...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/hustlebustle.jpg

You mean there are no blacks in San Fran. Why didn't you say so? I will be right over.

[ChimneyFish]

The 49'ers have more rings than the Jets and the Giants combined.. Nuff'.

Are you "stuck in the 80's" guy????

All we need now is to find a "stuck in the 90's" Cowboys fan to complete the picture.



And Ronny could not possibly be any more "New York."


Dare I say, he couldn't possibly be any more "Manhattan".

[led37zep]

San Francisco has been Michael "Savage" Weiner's home base for years. I don't think it's quite as PC as you think.

Umm...no, it really is pretty PC.

[RMPGP]

Sanny Franny is nice, but I'd like to see them in Big Sur (if the forest fire didn't destroy it). If not Big Sur, then either a) wine country (Sonoma or Napa Valley) b) Mount Rainier, OR, or c) La Jolla.

Seriously though, this would involve not being on the XM platform anymore which would kinda suck.

Let' say XM goes away and Ron wants to ride on couple of more years, they will most likely end up in:

A) NYC (75% Chance)
B) Miami (15%)
C) DC (10%)

And Chicago I don't see. The winters are god awful and as much as the hayseeds in the midwest love it, it's not really a city compared to NYC. South Beach = topless euro broads, lotsss of cuban cigarssss , and lots of fans from the old Ron and Ron days.

[RMPGP]

Umm...no, it really is pretty PC.

Berkley is PC. SF is lots of business men, Asians (who are not PC - go see all the prominent porn on display in Chinatown), European tourists and bums (if you are near the Tenderloin). I would throw in flamboyant gay guys, but I've been to SF a bunch of times and have yet to see ONE. I guess they all hide out on Castro St.

[TheMojoPin]

And Chicago I don't see. The winters are god awful and as much as the hayseeds in the midwest love it, it's not really a city compared to NYC.

No city compares to NYC, you rank fucking turd.

[led37zep]

Berkley is PC. SF is lots of business men, Asians (who are not PC - go see all the prominent porn on display in Chinatown), European tourists and bums (if you are near the Tenderloin). I would throw in flamboyant gay guys, but I've been to SF a bunch of times and have yet to see ONE. I guess they all hide out on Castro St.

I grew up in the bay area, I visit San Fran multiple times per year, and have a ton of friends that still live in the city. Trust me...that city is extremely politically correct/liberal.

Giants announcer is a woman.
The head of the SFPD is a woman.
They legalized Gay marriage and held weddings.
Bay to Breakers (enough said).
the list can go on, and on, and on, and on.

I'm just waiting for the city to change BART to something more transgender and the "Squat and Gobble" to be deemed homophobic.

[RMPGP]

I grew up in the bay area, I visit San Fran multiple times per year, and have a ton of friends that still live in the city. Trust me...that city is extremely politically correct/liberal.


True, I only had a tourists' view of it. Never got that vibe while I was there. Is the Tenderloin still bad? Never mind, rhetorical question ;)

[led37zep]

True, I only had a tourists' view of it. Never got that vibe while I was there. Is the Tenderloin still bad? Never mind, rhetorical question ;)

I think Dave Chapelle has a whole bit about how lovely the Tenderloin still is.

The punchline is "Smoke crack in public" if that says anything.

[RMPGP]

I think Dave Chapelle has a whole bit about how lovely the Tenderloin still is.

The punchline is "Smoke crack in public" if that says anything.

Yeah, or see the bad old style ghetto hookers that hang out on the street corner soliciting johns... except it's in front of a really nice hotel located in the tenderloin. No joke.

I gotta get back there soon.

[MobCounty]

Umm...no, it really is pretty PC.

Legal pot is not PC.

[led37zep]

Legal pot is not PC.

Notice how I didn't mention that. I got your back mob.

[MobCounty]

No city compares to NYC, you rank fucking turd.

You sure TMP? How about Stockholm? London? Constantinople? Paris? St. Petersburg? New Amsterdam? Maybe if you had a car and could actually drive out of the city to see a different one, you might understand.

[MobCounty]

Notice how I didn't mention that. I got your back mob.

:thumbup:

[MobCounty]

Also, I did notice that NY fellurs are very very quick to adopt Ronny B. as one of your own. Did anyone ever hear Mr. B say he was a NY guy? I Kinda get the impression that he is a Philly guy. Are you sure this is not just a case of you guys trying to 'claim' him as your own.

[scottinnj]

Oh, come on now!.. Then what are we left with, Imus and Curtis Sliwa?! Besides, you have Michael Savage already!

Michael Savage.
:lol:
San Fran Sicko.

He is the living definition of irony. The country's biggest homophobe living in the capital of gaytown.

Or he's the definition of stupidity. Irony, Stupidity? I should start a thread about this.

Meanwhile, R and F stay East Coast Buddays. So I have spoken, so shall it be so.

[scottinnj]

Also, I did notice that NY fellurs are very very quick to adopt Ronny B. as one of your own. Did anyone ever hear Mr. B say he was a NY guy? I Kinda get the impression that he is a Philly guy. Are you sure this is not just a case of you guys trying to 'claim' him as your own.

Ronnie B's from Philly. Which means he OWNS the East Coast. New Yorkers bow and worship the philly crew.

[MobCounty]

Ronnie B's from Philly. Which means he OWNS the East Coast. New Yorkers bow and worship the philly crew.

Thats what I thought. Thanks for the clarification.:wink:

[Serpico1103]

You sure TMP? How about Stockholm? London? Constantinople? Paris? St. Petersburg? New Amsterdam? Maybe if you had a car and could actually drive out of the city to see a different one, you might understand.

Ok, I got a car. Now which road do I take to see one of these other cities?
Are there tolls?
Hmmm, maybe I should work on an airplane instead.

Ron doesn't have to stay in NYC. But, he is definitely east coast. Sorry, but he stays east of the Mississippi.

[Freakshow]

Thats what I thought. Thanks for the clarification.:wink:

Ronnie is Philly by birth, NYC by choice.

Besides, Ronnie isn't the real issue it's Fez. Remember, he had the opportunity to live in DC when he was down here, and choose to live 35 miles out of the city to save money. If he was in San Fran, he would live in San Mateo or somewhere across the bay and be miserable...

[led37zep]

Ronnie is Philly by birth, NYC by choice.

Besides, Ronnie isn't the real issue it's Fez. Remember, he had the opportunity to live in DC when he was down here, and choose to live 35 miles out of the city to save money. If he was in San Fran, he would live in San Mateo or somewhere across the bay and be miserable...

Fez would move to Treasure Island just to keep the theme going.
(Here's a pic for the non locals...thats San Fran in the background, treasure island in the foreground)
http://www.treehugger.com/Treasure%20Island%20Watch%20This%20Space.jpg

[drjoek]

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

[ahhdurr]

Goddam hippies.

[TheMojoPin]

You sure TMP? How about Stockholm? London? Constantinople? Paris? St. Petersburg? New Amsterdam? Maybe if you had a car and could actually drive out of the city to see a different one, you might understand.

Yes, I'm positive. And I've been to all the cities you listed...lived in a couple of them, too. There's not another city like NYC on the planet. NYC is basically the pulse of the world. That's not saying there aren't other great or impressive big cities...but none of them touch NYC in terms of continued and expansive influence (finance, socially, fashion-wise, pop culture, whatever) or merging of ideas and cultures. London probably comes closest, but everything there is tined with the retro vibe of a faded empire.

[MobCounty]

Yes, I'm positive. And I've been to all the cities you listed...lived in a couple of them, too. There's not another city like NYC on the planet. NYC is basically the pulse of the world. That's not saying there aren't other great or impressive big cities...but none of them touch NYC in terms of continued and expansive influence (finance, socially, fashion-wise, pop culture, whatever) or merging of ideas and cultures. London probably comes closest, but everything there is tined with the retro vibe of a faded empire.

..Dammit, I never know what to do with a sober and well informed reply. I'll just have to be happy that you never lived in New Amsterdam. :tongue:

[MobCounty]

Fez would move to Treasure Island just to keep the theme going.
(Here's a pic for the non locals...thats San Fran in the background, treasure island in the foreground)
http://www.treehugger.com/Treasure%20Island%20Watch%20This%20Space.jpg

VOICE OF REASON!!

Treasure island would be perfect for Fezzy.

[Freakshow]

So there is a BART stop on that island?

[Knowledged_one]

Yes, I'm positive. And I've been to all the cities you listed...lived in a couple of them, too. There's not another city like NYC on the planet. NYC is basically the pulse of the world. That's not saying there aren't other great or impressive big cities...but none of them touch NYC in terms of continued and expansive influence (finance, socially, fashion-wise, pop culture, whatever) or merging of ideas and cultures. London probably comes closest, but everything there is tined with the retro vibe of a faded empire.

You have obviously never lived in the hustle and bustle city that is known as Troy Ohio, its influence is far reaching and we even just got a Panera

[TheMojoPin]

..Dammit, I never know what to do with a sober and well informed reply. I'll just have to be happy that you never lived in New Amsterdam. :tongue:

It scares me!

[RMPGP]

You have obviously never lived in the hustle and bustle city that is known as Troy Ohio, its influence is far reaching and we even just got a Panera

Don't forget Springfield, IL. They have so much Abe Lincoln shit they'll be busy for days. Fuck Chicago when you got Springfield.

[MobCounty]

You have obviously never lived in the hustle and bustle city that is known as Troy Ohio, its influence is far reaching and we even just got a Panera

Don't forget Springfield, IL. They have so much Abe Lincoln shit they'll be busy for days. Fuck Chicago when you got Springfield.


Welp that's it then..since we can't move RnF to SF, it's off to Troy Ohio, second best city in the nation!:drunk:

[led37zep]

So there is a BART stop on that island?


Nope...no BART stop on the island. Only way off is either via the bridge or by Boat.

[socks]

It's time for you east coasters to share the wealth, and its finally time for a Lefty O'Doul's bar night!!:drunk:


:devil2:

Not a bad idea, but Lefy O'Doul's is a shit hole. The location is great, but it appears the asshole owner hasn't invested a dime back in the place since the early 1990's. For god sakes what bar still has old square TV's? Much less a bar just off Union Square. The bathrooms are downstairs and smell like they have not been cleaned since Clinton was in office.

[MobCounty]

Not a bad idea, but Lefy O'Doul's is a shit hole. The location is great, but it appears the asshole owner hasn't invested a dime back in the place since the early 1990's. For god sakes what bar still has old square TV's? Much less a bar just off Union Square. The bathrooms are downstairs and smell like they have not been cleaned since Clinton was in office.

BUT! the piano player is awesome.

[MobCounty]

Nope...no BART stop on the island. Only way off is either via the bridge or by Boat.

If he can take that wire driven basket, he can row a kayak across the bay between the barges.

[Unshavenfan]

There are so many reasons why Earl would love SF.
Too many to list actually.

Fez would be OK because he would be farther away from Panellis Park.

Ronnie is Golden anywhere --- and California is the Golden State.

[dozerking]

Ronnie B's from Philly. Which means he OWNS the East Coast. New Yorkers bow and worship the philly crew.

damn straight

Ronny B in San Fran? He needs to be within a 100 mile radius of Philly anyway, that's why NYC passes the test, not to mention it IS the radio capitol of the world..

[MobCounty]

It's nice to see all the positive reactions to the idea.

[TheMojoPin]

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