Girl in the check-out line

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

So yesterday I went grocery shopping. The store wasn't too crowded and I didn't have too much stuff so I let a girl with a Carvel cake and candles go ahead of me. She was very thankful.

For SOME REASON (I was bored) I decided to say, "And if you pay with a check I WILL jump you in the parking lot." Then I nudged her, like I was kidding.

She never made eye contact again.

God, I need a hobby.

[DiabloSammich]

You were cool right up to the nudge. A public nudge from a stranger is a tad uncomfortable.

[mikeyboy]

Oh. "Pay with a check" is a lesbian signal for "I want to ravage your body til you walk funny". No one told you?














;)

[DarkHippie]

i guess you can be intimidating despite being 4 feet tall ;)

[BoondockSaint]

When hitting on chicks in the supermarket I usually follow this:

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.

[FezsAssistant]

Maybe she thought you meant Czech?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

OK, so I went a TAD over the line. It made me chuckle and made some innocent 20-year-old uncomforable. She had a story to tell her friend as she was blowing out her birthday candles!!!

I'm 41. When do I get to have fun? It certainly wasn't when I was MARRIED.

Yeah, I went THERE! I did. :tongue:

[DarkHippie]

OK, so I went a TAD over the line. It made me chuckle and made some innocent 20-year-old uncomforable. She had a story to tell her friend as she was blowing out her birthday candles!!!

I'm 41. When do I get to have fun? It certainly wasn't when I was MARRIED.

Yeah, I went THERE! I did. :tongue:

OH SNAP!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

i guess you can be intimidating despite being 4 feet tall

You mean WIDE, right? :laugh:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Oh. "Pay with a check" is a lesbian signal for "I want to ravage your body til you walk funny". No one told you?;)

I missed that newsletter.

Actually, she was kind of too tiny for my taste. If I WERE to go over to THE OTHER SIDE I'd want a woman who could protect me, like Chynna or Lucy Lawless. Someone MEATY.

[Chigworthy]

Congratulations, you're a sex criminal.

[jauble]

Congratulations, you're a sex criminal.

Best be on your way to inform the neighbors.

[KnoxHarrington]

I missed that newsletter.

Actually, she was kind of too tiny for my taste. If I WERE to go over to THE OTHER SIDE I'd want a woman who could protect me, like Chynna or Lucy Lawless. Someone MEATY.

If you've ever seen that video (and God help you if you have), you'd know that getting with Chyna would not be going over to "the other side".

[LaBoob]

In a world where people are becoming more and more disconnected from one another I'm glad to hear you went for the joke with a stranger... If I was that girl on line you would've gotten a laugh...

... on the other hand if anybody ever nudged me in public I do believe I'd have to murder them.

[Enabler]

God, I need a hobby.


I think you have one. Freakin' out the straits. Its one of my favorite past times.

[mikeyboy]

I think you have one. Freakin' out the straits. Its one of my favorite past times.

weird

http://www.kmks.com/kmks/photos/george2.jpg

[Enabler]

weird

http://www.kmks.com/kmks/photos/george2.jpg

I KNEW I should've said "squares." Damn you Mr. Perfect.