I Attacked the Blacks

[CofyCrakCocaine]

After hearing Dave talking out his ass today on the show regarding race, I think I'll make a confession. When I was in 5th grade a kid was talking shit about my mom. He happened to be black. Classic schoolyard confrontation ending with a 'see you after skool'. He beat the fucking piss out of me- so I proceeded to do the only thing a beaten asshole can do- verbally assault him. With tears streaming down my face, I spewed a litany of racial venom at him that I never imagined I would ever have said in all my life. Then the bus showed up and we rode home.

He told the school I called him a nigger; I had never heard the word before and was like 'what's that?' to my mom (I was a sped, gimme a fuckin break). I don't deny I said the most horrible things I could think of about black people to this kid after it was clear I couldn't win a dumb fight. I didn't believe a word of it when I was saying it- but I sure as shit wanted to make his feelings hurt. The fucking guy was a foot taller than me- I might as well have been wearing a cake around each fist.

For some reason he and I wound up getting along a couple weeks later and we even hung out together as friends for a few years before he moved away. Hell if I know why we became friends, we just did.

Last time I saw him was years ago. He was telling me how he was at a party and was making moves on some chick in front of her boyfriend. The boyfriend got mad and he was telling me how he had his friends intimidate the guy while he kept on hitting on her. I said 'well, y'know, that's somebody else's girl you're hitting on maybe you should find your own i'd be pissed too' and he goes 'I'm black. It's what I'm supposed to do'. Sure it is.

I can imagine how a guy can say stupid shit just to hurt someone's feelings. And I can see how the wrong perceptions can be articulated by both sides, regardless of whether you really believe what's coming out your mouth or not. Despite everyone else's opinions, talking shit don't make ya a bad person. Just sayin'

[Sue_Bender]

He had it coming.

He beat up one of the white elitists.

Good for you.

Right?

You used words that hurt. But YOU got hurt via black athleticism and quick fisties/kickies.

You had every reason to puss-out.

It was the last option...you know, being an ass.

We've all been there. Some more than once. :smile:

[Willmore]

This one time, I was banging my chick, when my kid brother comes into the room and tells me that some black guys are breaking into my truck.

I took my handgun and went downstairs. Now, I was just protecting my property, so I started shooting. I killed one guy, injured another, a third one got away. But the one who was still alive, I recognized him as a guy from a local black gang. So I told him to bite the curb, and as he did so, I stomped on the motherfucker.

I got jail time, got raped there, it's a long story.

[Sue_Bender]

This one time, I was banging my chick, when my kid brother comes into the room and tells me that some black guys are breaking into my truck.

I took my handgun and went downstairs. Now, I was just protecting my property, so I started shooting. I killed one guy, injured another, a third one got away. But the one who was still alive, I recognized him as a guy from a local black gang. So I told him to bite the curb, and as he did so, I stomped on the motherfucker.

I got jail time, got raped there, it's a long story.


Wait.

Wait just a minute, Willmore!

That's history. The past, you know. Redundantly, EX-history.

Were you in America at the time? I bet you were!




A cool name for your story would be "X American History."

Huh, huh? Whadda you think?




Fuck, that sounds stupid.


Sorry. :down:

[KC2OSO]

This post has legs or its legs will be chopped off. Only time will tell. Personally, I love it.

The only thing of value I can add is that I remember being on a dorm floor once and some fellows were playing rap music (six minutes..) really and smoking "love boat". They were from Towson, Maryland.

Can someone tell me what "love boat" is or was?

[PapaBear]

This post has legs or its legs will be chopped off. Only time will tell. Personally, I love it.

The only thing of value I can add is that I remember being on a dorm floor once and some fellows were playing rap music (six minutes..) really and smoking "love boat". They were from Towson, Maryland.

Can someone tell me what "love boat" is or was?
Wow! I totally forgot about that pcp/pot concoction! I'm pretty sure it was a regional term.

Edit: forgot about the embalming fluid.

[KC2OSO]

Wow! I totally forgot about that pcp/pot concoction! I'm pretty sure it was a regional term.

Edit: forgot about the embalming fluid.
Great. Add dust to the list. Man, what a dope. Brings back a story Ronny told about being laid out on a floor someplace in Philly(?) and the cops stepping over him to turn the stereo down. I recall the same need to lie down.

So embalming fluid makes things last longer?

[nate1000]

That same shit happened to me .

I grew up in West Philly. We used to go down to the courts pretty regularly on summer days and shoot hoops.

This one time I was chillin with some buddays, when a couple of guys who were clearly looking to start some shit started making some trouble. So me and the boys rolled up on these punks (who happened to be black), words were thrown back and forth. They whipped out honkey and one of my buddays tossed over an N bomb. That was it- game on. Cops show up, I get dragged off in a police car. Parents were pissed- I think Mom was just scared. She told me that I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air.

Long story short, after a long plane ride, I pulled up to the house later the next night, yelled to the cabbie yo, homes smell you later and that's how I became the prince of Bel-Air.

[drjoek]

First rule of Pitching: Attack the Black

You leave it over the heart its gonna get tattooed

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