Batman Arrested

[Dirtybird12]

holy chick betaers ! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25794327/)

[EliSnow]

Okay, I would like to put a ban on anyone using the "Holy _____" phrase when discussing Batman, and anyone using it gets the pencil treatment. Everyone was using "Holy box office" this past weekend, and I would bet big money they did the same thing with the 1989 Batman.

Who's with me?

[JPMNICK]

i think they are looking for a payday

[KingGeno]

i think they are looking for a payday

QFT.

Christian Bale looks like a guy who doesn't take shit. The fact that the mother and sister were involved is suspect. I betcha they are fat crumbs, like the family members from Million Dollar Baby.

[bobrobot]

Okay, I would like to put a ban on anyone using the "Holy _____" phrase when discussing Batman, and anyone using it gets the pencil treatment. Everyone was using "Holy box office" this past weekend, and I would bet big money they did the same thing with the 1989 Batman.

Who's with me?



It IS the perfect HACK signal tho!!!

http://www.trapperjack.com/images/iamthenight-batman-bat-signal-cel.jpg

[EliSnow]

It IS the perfect HACK signal tho!!!

http://www.trapperjack.com/images/iamthenight-batman-bat-signal-cel.jpg

SSWA

[Dirtybird12]

It IS the perfect HACK signal tho!!!

http://www.trapperjack.com/images/iamthenight-batman-bat-signal-cel.jpg

Holy losers batman ...look who responds to the hack signal

[Hottub]

Knock it off.

[RAAMONE]

http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/MikePop/Afro-light.gif

[Dirtybird12]

Knock it off... I dare ya

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r252/SparkleFarkle54/The%20Odyssey%20Continues/dream0594_0114.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

"I'm Assault and BAT-tery Man!"








:unsure:Fuck.

[ChrisTheCop]

He shall now be called Christian Bail.


This story wouldve been better if he beat them with a cricket bat.


and as he struck them, he inquired as to their appreciation of Huey Lewis.

[JPMNICK]

i am sure charges will be dropped once he writes them a check

[KingGeno]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i204/QuantmEntropyZodak/asbr020102hhkuhjygfjhgjhgjhgjhgjhgh.jpg

[Furtherman]

Rep: Dark Knight's Christian Bale Denies Assault Allegations
Right on the heels of breaking box office records, Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested after his mother and sister accused him of assault in a London hotel, according to British press. Bale turned himself in to police hours after his European premiere, his rep said, adding the actor denied the allegations and was released from custody without being charged.

I'm guessing his jealous sister wasn't happy she got good seats for the premiere, he told her to piss off, she cried to the cops.

He had to turn himself in because of the whole "guilty until proven innocent" laws of Britian. Proved innocent, not charged.

Now we'll find out what's wrong with his sister.

[TheMojoPin]

I'll bet Heath Ledger told him he could only assault one or the other and he just assaulted them both to be sure.

[Kevin]

I'll bet Heath Ledger told him he could only assault one or the other and he just assaulted them both to be sure.

Don't worry, ive got your back when it happens, ill be there for you man. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!

[TheMojoPin]

He eventually just crept out of the police station sheepishly when the cops all passed out laughing after he explained himself using a ridiculous lisping rasp.

[HBox]

Bale's Mom and sister: We never said we were sorry.

Bale: And you'll never have to.

[Kevin]

He eventually just crept out of the police station sheepishly when the cops all passed out laughing after he explained himself using a ridiculous lisping rasp.

Just have Alfred bail me out, and make it snappy.

[TheMojoPin]

Actually, it was Aaron Eckhart who beat up HIS mom and sister, but Bale took the fall for him to keep up Aaron's image.

[bobrobot]

Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, & George Clooney will be beating up their Mothers & Sisters over the next 6 days...
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[patsopinion]

mj the only one who caught that he has his own law firm? or was i just reading that wrong?

excuse the spaces imtesting new ps3

[ChrisTheCop]

mj the only one who caught that he has his own law firm? or was i just reading that wrong?

excuse the spaces imtesting new ps3

I'm guessing you read it wrong:

“Christian Bale attended a London police station today on a voluntary basis,” read a statement from Bale’s lawyer, Simon Smith, of the London-based firm Schillings. “Bale, who denies the allegation, cooperated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police.”

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Are they sure it wasn't his identical twin brother?

[reillyluck]

i wish Christian Bale would beat my ass.

[SatCam]

It went a little something like this...



http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/deeaaaaaaad.jpg

[Hottub]

i wish Christian Bale would beat my ass.

I was having a nice steak dinner the other night with Mr. Butch.
He said the same thing.

[reillyluck]

I was having a nice steak dinner the other night with Mr. Butch.
He said the same thing.

you sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/98008579_64c0b56cd0.jpg?v=0

[grlNIN]

Are they sure it wasn't his identical twin brother?

Hahaha.

[Friday]

i wish Christian Bale would eat my ass.

fixed for ya! :wink:

wheeeeee

[Melissa the Accountant]

He shall now be called Christian Bail.

This story wouldve been better if he beat them with a cricket bat.

and as he struck them, he inquired as to their appreciation of Huey Lewis.

Evidently they were able to get a table at Dorsia and he couldn't accept that.

[KingGeno]

Christian Bale's family begged for $200k to help raise sister's children (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1038185/Christian-Bale-flew-handle-family-begged-100k.html)


And there it is.

[MisterSmith]

Looks like Christian Bale is off the hook:

"The country's Crown Prosecution Service said in a statement that there was insufficient evidence to afford a "realistic prospect of conviction" and ordered the police not to take any further action in the case." (http://www.comcast.net/articles/movies/20080814/People.Christian.Bale/)

I figured this would be the case.

[DolaMight]

Looks like Christian Bale is off the hook:

"The country's Crown Prosecution Service said in a statement that there was insufficient evidence to afford a "realistic prospect of conviction" and ordered the police not to take any further action in the case." (http://www.comcast.net/articles/movies/20080814/People.Christian.Bale/)

I figured this would be the case.

I guess the curse of batman stars punching their mothers is finally over.