i pissed myself today..

[topless_mike]

ugh.
cant believe i did this.

went to take a leak earlier today. one hand on the hog, the other hand holding up my shirt.
halfway through, a fly buzzed by me, and i went to swat at it. my shirt fell and landed right into my stream.

yeah, it sucked. it made quite a splash everywhere.

at my expense, let the jokes begin.

[jauble]

If peeing your pants is cool consider Topless_Mike Miles Davis

[Dougie Brootal]

"all the cool kids pee their pants!"
http://www.arches.uga.edu/~rachel44/billy.bmp

[ChrisTheCop]

Squeeze out your shirt into a bottle of Jack Daniels,
and donate it to the local firehouse.

I hear they love that stuff.

[Knowledged_one]

you would think a guy whos names is "TOPLESS" would be able to avoid peeing on his own shirt

[Kevin]

Message from Reilly.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2586&size=1

I know the feeling

[RhinoinMN]

If peeing your pants is cool consider Topless_Mike Miles Davis

"all the cool kids pee their pants!"
http://www.arches.uga.edu/~rachel44/billy.bmp

jauble FTW!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

atleast you didn't Ralph (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64431) yourself

[Recyclerz]

i pissed myself today..

and there's not a thing we can do about it.


Not like we would try, even if we could.

[MobCounty]

.. One time, my lady complained I dribbled on the toilet a bit.

I said, "you think it's so easy? You hold it and get it in the bowl." She grabbed on, and took careful aim. After asking if she was ready, I let loose with a crazy madman's pulsing blast of piss. She started screaming as she pissed all over the wall behind the toilet, the floor and all over the toilet itself...



Muahahhaah, it's not so easy eh?

:innocent:

[led37zep]

.. One time, my lady complained I dribbled on the toilet a bit.

I said, "you think it's so easy? You hold it and get it in the bowl." She grabbed on, and took careful aim. After asking if she was ready, I let loose with a crazy madman's pulsing blast of piss. She started screaming as she pissed all over the wall behind the toilet, the floor and all over the toilet itself...



Muahahhaah, it's not so easy eh?

:innocent:

I actually laughed out loud at this story. The visual of a chick trying to hold a dick while its just pissing all over the walls, seat, cat, etc is hilarious.

[MobCounty]

I actually laughed out loud at this story. The visual of a chick trying to hold a dick while its just pissing all over the walls, seat, cat, etc is hilarious.

They don't even know what to do! They just waggle it around spraying piss everywhere. I suppose, it makes sense in hindsight, its likely that nobody takes time to teach girls that you can pinch a dick to keep it from pissing all over the place...

[Jughead]

Bass players shit them selves.....Piss like gentleman...:tongue:

[Death Metal Moe]

I pissed myself today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.

[ChrisTheCop]

Too bad Johnny Cash isnt around to do his own haunting rendition of this thread.

[jauble]

Too bad Johnny Cash isnt around to do his own haunting rendition of this thread.

Thats one of the first things I thought of when I read the title.

[Kevin]

Thats one of the first things I thought of when I read the title.

IIIII Pissed myself today.... to see if i can feel,..... the heat upon my pants...

[Tall_James]

.. One time, my lady complained I dribbled on the toilet a bit.

I said, "you think it's so easy? You hold it and get it in the bowl." She grabbed on, and took careful aim. After asking if she was ready, I let loose with a crazy madman's pulsing blast of piss. She started screaming as she pissed all over the wall behind the toilet, the floor and all over the toilet itself...



Muahahhaah, it's not so easy eh?

:innocent:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/8y5jyb.gif

[Kevin]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/8y5jyb.gif

What the hell is that?

[Tall_James]

What the hell is that?

Greatness.

[MobCounty]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/8y5jyb.gif

I can't stop watching.. :lol:

[ChrisTheCop]

What the hell is that?

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[Kevin]

Greatness.


That could be the best thing ever.

[topless_mike]

:furious:

[JerseyRich]

The Heart of The Topless! Say it ain't so!

[Death Metal Moe]

I pissed myself today...

to see if I still feel.

[JerseyRich]

I pissed myself today...

to see if I still feel.

And here's a picture of Trent...

...trying to cover his shame.
http://www.morethings.com/pictures/music/trent_reznor-01.jpg

[MacVittie]

don't make you a bad person

[topless_mike]

:furious:

of all days, it had to happen today.

[Jujubees2]

:furious:

of all days, it had to happen today.

Not again? Maybe you should just sit down when you piss... like a woman!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:furious:

of all days, it had to happen today.


first time, we make silly Billy Madison Jokes, 2nd time, we suggest adult diapers and therapy



creep

[Contra]

At least you didn't piss yourself in front of your kids, a la silera. Yeah she's never living that one down.

[khaxzan]

ugh.
cant believe i did this.

went to take a leak earlier today. one hand on the hog, the other hand holding up my shirt.
halfway through, a fly buzzed by me, and i went to swat at it. my shirt fell and landed right into my stream.

yeah, it sucked. it made quite a splash everywhere.

at my expense, let the jokes begin.

Nice.

[topless_mike]

:furious: