I may have to wear adult diapers...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

for The Police/Elvis Costello show on Sunday. 8/3.


[guys, this paragraph is kinda gross]
I've been having problems with my period for a long time. Today I had a biopsy and the doctor prescribed progesterone for the bleeding. She told me that since the progesterone will slough away the lining fast I can expect heavy bleeding... just in time for The Police/Elvis Costello show!
[/gross]

I don't want to miss a minute of it, especially if I have to wait on line at a port-o-potty, so I'm CONSIDERING an adult diaper... along with the usual feminine hygiene hardware.

YES! PLEASE LAUGH!!! This is truly the lowest point in my life; seeing my favorite band of ALL TIME while wearing an adult diaper.

Had someone told me this 25 years ago... I actually would have believed it.

[docgoblin]

Let's put it this way... I've been waiting to see Genesis WITH Peter Gabriel since 1975. If they announced a surprise concert at the Garden tomorrow and I had to prepare for a colonoscopy the next day I'd wear three diapers to get through the show. You can't miss a great show like that if there's a way to deal with it. WTF... No one in the crowd is gonna know anyway!

[Thebazile78]

Stock up on the Desitin, P, or else you're gonna have diaper rash.

No joke.

And, honestly, in weather like we've been having lately, even pads will give you diaper rash.

(Gold Bond works too. Application is easier if you have a brush dedicated to it ... get a "bronzer brush" at Target for about $5 and their store brand Gold Bond for $3 and you're set.)

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

No one in the crowd is gonna know anyway!

Only my best friend and she brought me to my appointment today.

[donnie_darko]

um..

if i were you i'd make it obvious and insist on squeezing in the tightest jeans possible.. with a li'l diaper showing in the back like a pretty thong.

[sr71blackbird]

You'll be fine! There is an older man where I work that wears them and no one knew it and he admitted it to me when I had to help him with something on his computer and he had to open his drawer and I saw the package. I promised Id never tell anyone in the office and I never did, but I never suspected it at all.

[docgoblin]

Only my best friend and she brought me to my appointment today.

So you've go nothing to worry about... Enjoy the show!

[midwestjeff]

It's a Police show, I'm sure you won't be the only one.

[britneypablo]

um..

if i were you i'd make it obvious and insist on squeezing in the tightest jeans possible.. with a li'l diaper showing in the back like a pretty thong.

normally this is precisely how i would have responded but since my personality in this case has be compromised by donniedarko i will say something more serious

-ive got the heavy periods...some shit youve never wanna be part of and ive considered wearing a damn diaper for it in everyday life...
so nothing to be ashamed of...
get yourself a nice flowy summer dress....no one will know and if ur friend was a real friend she would do the same thing in her support of you....if not fine take me to the concert ill wear the damn diaper with a bikini top....

this diaper can be used not only for blood but for poop and pee...u might like it...dont leave it on the front porch trash it might attract bears, or worse...the homeless

[Melissa the Accountant]

Stock up on the Desitin, P, or else you're gonna have diaper rash.

No joke.

And, honestly, in weather like we've been having lately, even pads will give you diaper rash.

(Gold Bond works too. Application is easier if you have a brush dedicated to it ... get a "bronzer brush" at Target for about $5 and their store brand Gold Bond for $3 and you're set.)

Very good advice. The other thing I was going to suggest was that if you think there will be any physical discomfort other than from the diaper itself, such as cramping, don't forget to bring some pain reliever with you. It's hard to enjoy much of anything if you're in pain. This is going to be a great show and you deserve to enjoy every minute of it!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Very good advice. The other thing I was going to suggest was that if you think there will be any physical discomfort other than from the diaper itself, such as cramping, don't forget to bring some pain reliever with you. It's hard to enjoy much of anything if you're in pain. This is going to be a great show and you deserve to enjoy every minute of it!

Ironically, I haven't had any pain from the constant bleeding. TODAY I took 3 Motrin and 3mg of Klonopin for the procedure (a high dose, I know, but my shrink ok'd it since I was SUPER nervous!!!).

The bleeding is what fucks up my Kool-Aid. It TRULY is an annoyance!

Thanks Melissa!

[OGC]

This thread is no good without pictures. And when you post one, you should merge it with this one (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71787).

[SatCam]

They call them adult diapers for a reason


They're for adults!!!!!!! Wear em proud

[Stankfoot]

Look at the bright side - you won't have to miss a minute of the concert to go the bathroom. Just stay in your seat, smile and let go!

[Freakshow]

i have the perfect cover. after the show, drive 600 miles and abduct one of the band members.

[Chigworthy]

if the lute makes an appearance, you have somthing to throw.

[Ritalin]

It's a Police show, I'm sure you won't be the only one.

good one

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

if the lute makes an appearance, you have somthing to throw.

I am there to see STEWART COPELAND. Pure and simple. THEN Andy Summers.

IF a LUTE comes out then I'm heading for the port-o-potty.

[joethebartender]

Let's put it this way... I've been waiting to see Genesis WITH Peter Gabriel since 1975.

If this was the show she was going to, I'm sure that Peter would do a special rendition of "Red Rain".

Hey Alice, don't sweat it. Get yourself well. Enjoy the show (with or without the diaper)!

[Chigworthy]

Yeah really, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Fuck anyone who would care.

[DarkHippie]

this thread is teh moar sexxxy

I'm sure you will rock that diaper. Enjoy the show. If I had tickets and explosive green diarhrea i would still go, diaper optional.

[Chigworthy]

this thread is teh moar sexxxy

I'm sure you will rock that diaper. Enjoy the show. If I had tickets and explosive green diarhrea i would still go, diaper optional.

What show doesn't end in explosive green dhiarhea with you?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

drive 600 miles and abduct one of the band members.

Well DUH!!!!! I love Stewart Copeland.

[DarkHippie]

Well DUH!!!!! I love Stewart Copeland.

I'd be more excited about the Elvis Costello part of that show. Nothin against the Police, but I have a serious man crush on Elvis

[paracetamol flanders]

Don't be shocked if your post-show diaper Rorschach reveals the face of the aptly named Heny Padovani; the original pre-Andy Summers guitarist for the Police.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/64240.jpg

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

AS MUCH AS I LOOOOVVVVVE you

You have no IDEA how MUCH I LOVE STEWART COPELAND!!!!

[DarkHippie]

Don't be shocked if your post-show diaper Rorschach reveals the face of the aptly named Heny Padovani; the original pre-Andy Summers guitarist for the Police.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/64240.jpg

I had an artist girlfriend who used to paint using her menstral blood. Just thought I'd throw that out there

[jonyrotn]

Alice S Bloodybutt?

It'll take me some time butt I'll get used to it..

[DarkHippie]

Alice S Bloodybutt?



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL OL

[KnoxHarrington]

Hell, with the condition some of the shithouses have been in at concerts I've gone to, I might just wear adult diapers so I don't have to go there anyway.

[ahhdurr]

for The Police/Elvis Costello show on Sunday. 8/3.


[guys, this paragraph is kinda sexy]
fixed


I don't want to miss a minute of it, especially if I have to wait on line at a port-o-potty, so I'm CONSIDERING an adult diaper... along with the usual feminine hygiene hardware.


Look who's all grown up!!

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Also ... this thread is useless without pics.

[paracetamol flanders]

AS MUCH AS I LOOOOVVVVVE you

You have no IDEA how MUCH I LOVE STEWART COPELAND!!!!

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/julezcourt/curved_air.jpg


A picture of Curved Air for ye. I'd also send a picture of him from my Frolkhaven record, but I'm too drunk to go that far. DON'T BOX ME IN!

[A.J.]

You have no IDEA how MUCH I LOVE STEWART COPELAND!!!!

I assumed the diaper was only to absorb all the moisture he gives you in your special area.

[britneypablo]

I had an artist girlfriend who used to paint using her menstral blood. Just thought I'd throw that out there

im intrigued, any for sale?

[DarkHippie]

im intrigued, any for sale?

God I hope not. It was in college. she was a women's studies major, art minor. Some thing about 'empowering her art with the strength of the feminine mystique.' She didnt shave her legs or armpits either. I was madly in love.

[bobrobot]

Go Punk Rawk/Grand Guignol, wear all white and NO protection whatsoever!!!

http://www.satanspace.com/gallery/albums/bloody/bloody-girl-with-skull.jpg

[keithy_19]

Sting loves a bloody vag. He is from England afterall.







:huh:

[SatCam]

God I hope not. It was in college. she was a women's studies major, art minor. Some thing about 'empowering her art with the strength of the feminine mystique.' She didnt shave her legs or armpits either. I was madly in love.

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


http://www.cineclub.de/images/2001/the_big_lebowski_5.jpg