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jetdog
08-06-2008, 05:40 PM
what does it mean if someone from the opposite sex says "Te quiero mucho (insert your name here)!" to you?

jonyrotn
08-06-2008, 05:43 PM
what does it mean if someone from the opposite sex says "Te quiero mucho (insert your name here)!" to you?I love you so much..(escribe nombre aqui)

SatCam
08-06-2008, 05:43 PM
eat at taco bell

Devo37
08-06-2008, 05:44 PM
what does it mean if someone from the opposite sex says "Te quiero mucho (insert your name here)!" to you?

if i remember my high school spanish correctly, it means, "(you're name here) is gay."

midwestjeff
08-06-2008, 05:45 PM
"Please Mr. Sammich, take your foot off my throat."


I think.
It's been a long time since I had a Spanish class.

tele7
08-06-2008, 05:51 PM
Not sure, but I bought spanish speakers once. Too much midrange.

donnie_darko
08-06-2008, 05:53 PM
isnt that what those vietnamese hookers in full metal jacket say about soul brother being too big?

jetdog
08-06-2008, 05:54 PM
isnt that what those vietnamese hookers in full metal jacket say about soul brother being too big?
hmmm...I doubt it :sad:

jonyrotn
08-06-2008, 06:02 PM
Would you have tipped her an extra ten spot if you knew what she was saying?

jetdog
08-06-2008, 06:04 PM
Would you have tipped her an extra ten spot if you knew what she was saying?

Hell, I'd have asked for my money back. too much midrange anyway...

Friday
08-06-2008, 06:19 PM
i prefer to say 'Te Adoro....' but that's just me.

and I am a fake Mexican anyway.

DarkHippie
08-06-2008, 06:49 PM
Is it 'i love you much' or 'i want you much'?

TheGameHHH
08-06-2008, 07:09 PM
I love you so much..(escribe nombre aqui)

perfect, now lets lock this bitch up. its gonna turn gay in like 3 more posts.

jauble
08-06-2008, 07:16 PM
perfect, now lets lock this bitch up. its gonna turn gay in like 3 more posts.

Jony blows guys for nickels. Sorry I may have jumped the gun.

ahhdurr
08-07-2008, 12:02 PM
what does it mean if someone from the opposite sex says "Te quiero mucho (insert your name here)!" to you?

It's romantic love... te amo, te quiero. It's a formal way of saying it. Literally I want you, but very much like "I want your whole being"

RhinoinMN
08-07-2008, 12:07 PM
Just say back to her

"Te quiero coger."

Pronunciation is "Tay keyerrow cohair"


A long passionate kiss should follow.

Furtherman
08-07-2008, 12:09 PM
Machu Picchu.

jonyrotn
08-07-2008, 12:20 PM
Jony blows guys for nickels. Sorry I may have jumped the gun.
Nickels?:ohmy:
Fuckin nickels Jaubs? :annoyed:




Your mother's box! :smile:

Sheila
08-07-2008, 12:44 PM
I love you so much..(escribe nombre aqui)
ditto, literally means I want you, but doesn't translate well in English, it is not as romantic as te amo, at least in my parent's house (bolivian) we'd always use te quiero mucho for family members, grandmas, parents..

for a debate on this...
http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=10775

ahhdurr
08-07-2008, 12:59 PM
ditto, literally means I want you, but doesn't translate well in English, it is not as romantic as te amo, at least in my parent's house (bolivian) we'd always use te quiero mucho for family members, grandmas, parents..

for a debate on this...
http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=10775

Yeah - I'd recommend that thread if you really want to know. And that goes for anything.. you come to this board and it quickly devolves into how much jony blows guys for.

jonyrotn
08-07-2008, 01:11 PM
for a debate on this...
http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=10775 Ningunas gracias..Yo mejor dicho no..
Deja a la convesacion sobre tetas..Fly tetas, por favor..:smile:

Midkiff
08-07-2008, 01:23 PM
The crazy thing about Spanish is that is very much a living language, always changing, with an enormous degree of variation in dialect and word usage from region to region. Having studied Spanish for over half my life, having a Spanish degree, and spending time all over the Spanish-speaking world, the answer is......

it depends.




The majority of people use "te quiero" to mean "I love you," but it is not as strong as "te amo." Then again, it is also perfectly suited to describe a physical desire. Usually though, it is to say you love a friend or family member, or new person you're dating. Once it is serious, you switch to "te amo."

Then again, in some regions you flip-flop the whole deal. It is the same for many different topics.

Sheila
08-07-2008, 05:19 PM
Ningunas gracias..Yo mejor dicho no..
Deja a la convesacion sobre tetas..Fly tetas, por favor..:smile:

muy bien senor, sigue con su conversacion, ojala que las chicas te manden muchos carinos, aunque su gramatica necesita clarificacion.... :)

joethebartender
08-07-2008, 06:22 PM
que onda guero?

Midkiff
08-07-2008, 07:10 PM
Ni uno de ustedes puede escribir accentos con el teclado.

jonyrotn
08-07-2008, 07:26 PM
muy bien senor, sigue con su conversacion, ojala que las chicas te manden muchos carinos, aunque su gramatica necesita clarificacion.... :)Yo se mi espanole no es muy bueno pero eso es porgue yo soy Mexicano da el cinturon y abajo..
Pero todavia queremos seguir hablando de tetas..Fly tetas, por favor..:wink:

ahhdurr
08-07-2008, 08:40 PM
Juan es la persona a mi izquierda

Donde esta el bano?

Ahora necessitamos beber y quien tiene el mota?

Donde estan las putas?

doscientos pesos por tus hijas - los dos

A.J.
08-08-2008, 03:51 AM
Machu Picchu.

"Tierra del Fuego."

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/fletch_l.jpg

Midkiff
08-08-2008, 06:18 AM
why are the tits flying

RhinoinMN
08-08-2008, 06:23 AM
why are the tits flying

why did he say "fly"? and yes why are they flying?

jonyrotn
08-08-2008, 08:05 AM
why did he say "fly"? and yes why are they flying?Fly tetas was a song from the '80's that was popular here at least.."Fly" in this context means "beautiful" like In loving color's "Fly Girls"..




EDIT: Now that I think about it, flying tits wouldn't be a bad thing..I'd put a "tit house" on my windowsill and feed them..

Midkiff
08-08-2008, 09:01 AM
Oh, OK. All this time I thought you actually thought that was a real Spanish word. :lol:

RhinoinMN
08-08-2008, 09:03 AM
Fly tetas was a song from the '80's that was popular here at least.."Fly" in this context means "beautiful" like In loving color's "Fly Girls"..




EDIT: Now that I think about it, flying tits wouldn't be a bad thing..I'd put a "tit house" on my windowsill and feed them..

Muchas gracias.

ahhdurr
08-08-2008, 09:48 AM
Fly tetas was a song from the '80's that was popular here at least.."Fly" in this context means "beautiful" like In loving color's "Fly Girls"..




EDIT: Now that I think about it, flying tits wouldn't be a bad thing..I'd put a "tit house" on my windowsill and feed them..

What do you think a flying tit would eat? I'm building a tit house now.

RhinoinMN
08-08-2008, 10:03 AM
What do you think a flying tit would eat? I'm building a tit house now.

titmice?

Chigworthy
08-08-2008, 10:06 AM
Ni uno de ustedes puede escribir accentos con el teclado.

áéíóú



¡Cara!




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Midkiff
08-08-2008, 10:15 AM
¡Te olvidaste la ñ!

¡ ¿ ü

ahhdurr
08-08-2008, 01:16 PM
¡Te olvidaste la ñ!

¡ ¿ ü

Me parece que no puedo hacerlo con este computadora. Tienes una computadora del frente de Home Depot?

umlat??

RhinoinMN
08-08-2008, 01:28 PM
Me gusta este. Es como estamos hablando en un codigo.


Senor rotn le gusta huevos en su culo. BOOYAH!




(lociento acerca de los accentos)

midwestjeff
08-08-2008, 01:43 PM
First they took our jobs.
Then we started to see their influence in our communities.
Now their language has taken over our messageboards too.

The immigrant overtaking is complete.

Es muy mal.

ahhdurr
08-09-2008, 08:55 AM
First they took our jobs.
Then we started to see their influence in our communities.
Now their language has taken over our messageboards too.

The immigrant overtaking is complete.

Es muy mal.

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/bee.jpg">

Chigworthy
08-09-2008, 10:24 AM
First they took our jobs.
Then we started to see their influence in our communities.
Now their language has taken over our messageboards too.

The immigrant overtaking is complete.

Es muy mal.

¿Que dice el guey? ¡Dame el machetazo!
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/1/7/3/5/515371_356x237.jpg

RhinoinMN
08-09-2008, 10:34 AM
¿Que dice el guey? ¡Dame el machetazo!
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/1/7/3/5/515371_356x237.jpg

mete lo en su culo cabron!

pinche pendejo, Jeff

Howard Stern
08-14-2008, 09:20 AM
este hilo es gay. todos ustedes son gays. excepto quizás Rhino. él es una mala madre fucker. jonyrotyn compañeros que, sin embargo, es demasiado corto. No, pero me malinterpreten. yo no le tiro de la cama.

hoo hoo
decirle 'em Fred

Midkiff
08-14-2008, 12:35 PM
LOL straight outta the dictionary translation

understandable to an English speaker

but so incredibly horrible

ahhdurr
08-14-2008, 07:13 PM
Nunca has oido "madre fucker" en el barrio?

Chigworthy
08-14-2008, 08:37 PM
Hijo de la puta madre. No es "madre fucker", es "fucker de madre".

Midkiff
08-15-2008, 05:26 AM
I used to say "madre fucador"