Complaining about taxis......

[codenhead]

I'm a hayseed......what are they talking about?

[HBox]

Taxes blow. Every time you try and get ahead the man smacks you back down with more and more taxes.



























































oh, TAXIS.

[Sue_Bender]

A Taxi is a type of public transportation for a single passenger, or small group of passengers.

I guess they have several in the big towns...er cities.

[mikeyboy]

The worst thing about taxis is that I never get the fucking Cash Cab.

[BMoses]

The worst thing about Cash Cab is I never see mikeyboy on the show.

[Sue_Bender]

The worst thing is that Bmoses never sees mikeyboy on the "fucking Cash Cab".






Wasn't Remote Control enough, Mr. Mikey?

[jonyrotn]

The worst thing about taxis is that I never get the fucking Cash Cab.I disagree..I think the worst thing about Taxi is Tony Danza..

[ahhdurr]

<---- Used to drive a cab in NJ (more of a car service)
<----- NOT from the middle east.

Here's the worst thing about that.

I have myself, 10 bags of filthy laundry, my four shithead kids, we're taking a trip 1/2 mile away (minimum fare), you have to pick us up in the ghetto, deal with how we fucking hate you, drop us off and get paid in quarters. No tip.

[Sue_Bender]

I disagree..I think the worst thing about Taxi is Tony Danza..

Ooooooo, someone's too cool for the room...







Fucking hipsters.

[jonyrotn]

Fucking hipsters.It's not the pant's fault they don't fit..You should be upset at the Doritos instead.. :wink:

[LaBoob]

Ooooooo, someone's too cool for the room...







Fucking hipsters.


It's not the pant's fault they don't fit..You should be upset at the Doritos instead.. :wink:

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with??

:tongue:

[Sue_Bender]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with??

:tongue:

Oh, what a shameful mess we'd make...

[Thebazile78]

The worst thing about taxis is that I never get the fucking Cash Cab.

At least if you get the Cash Cab, you get a "free" ride after you finish signing their waivers.

(Of course, I am cheaper-than-cheap, so I take the subway. Cabs cost too much! And they don't take plastic ... and even if they did, I wouldn't hand over my card to someone I'd never met before.)

[Freakshow]

Taxes blow. Every time you try and get ahead the man smacks you back down with more and more taxes.

oh, TAXIS.

The only 2 constants in life: death and taxis.

Mikey would only get Cash Cab if Ken Ober was driving.

[Thebazile78]

<---- Used to drive a cab in NJ (more of a car service)
<----- NOT from the middle east.

Here's the worst thing about that.

I have myself, 10 bags of filthy laundry, my four shithead kids, we're taking a trip 1/2 mile away (minimum fare), you have to pick us up in the ghetto, deal with how we fucking hate you, drop us off and get paid in quarters. No tip.

I hate taking cabs in NJ. Truly, they are more of a car service than anything else. And, depending on the location, the drivers often have to wait for a full car before they can start going anywhere, which means you could end up in the same car as a smelly pervert who will then know where you live. (Yes, the passengers really suck a lot worse than the cabs themselves.)

Back in the day when I didn't have a car, I would walk to wherever I needed to be no matter how far away it was. Even a mile or two. I had a big, collapsible metal shopping cart (that I bought at C.H. Martin for $15) that would hold a mega-bag of laundry or several good-sized bags of groceries. Made it sooo much easier and you make up $15 a lot faster than cab fare!

[Ritalin]

I disagree..I think the worst thing about Taxi is Tony Danza..

Good one

[jonyrotn]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with??

:tongue:Because she ALWAYS wants to sleep in the wet spot..

Oh, what a shameful mess we'd make...
Hey, I bought you the enama, YOU chose not clean up properly before hand..
I'll help mop but you're cleaning off the ceiling fan..

[Sue_Bender]

Because she ALWAYS wants to sleep in the wet spot..


Hey, I bought you the enama, YOU chose not clean up properly before hand..
I'll help mop but you're cleaning off the ceiling fan..



I knew it was over when...


the shit hit the fan. :happy:








Awwww, sna....fuck it.

[JustJon]

(Of course, I am cheaper-than-cheap, so I take the subway. Cabs cost too much! And they don't take plastic ... and even if they did, I wouldn't hand over my card to someone I'd never met before.)

So you never use them? How do you pay with credit cards without giving them to anyone?

[Thebazile78]

So you never use them? How do you pay with credit cards without giving them to anyone?

Perhaps I should re-qualify that:

I would prefer not to hand my credit card over to some shady-looking dude in a car who just writes my card number down on a pad of paper and now knows where I live.

I use the credit card all the time, but at a lot of stores you don't have to hand the card over to the cashier anymore because of the smart-pad card readers on the customer-side of the checkout counter. (This is a beautiful thing.)

[ahhdurr]

At least if you get the Cash Cab, you get a "free" ride after you finish signing their waivers.

(Of course, I am cheaper-than-cheap, so I take the subway. Cabs cost too much! And they don't take plastic ... and even if they did, I wouldn't hand over my card to someone I'd never met before.)

I used to be one of the Jersey people that was too unfamiliar with the city and just shelled out the money for a cab. Once I learned the subway (anyone interested can pm me for info...$19.95 for a map and a patented revolutionary scientific breakdown of subway use... the map's the expense really b/c it's color)- woohoo! There should be a subway under everywhere.

[Ritalin]

I used to be one of the Jersey people that was too unfamiliar with the city and just shelled out the money for a cab. Once I learned the subway (anyone interested can pm me for info...$19.95 for a map and a patented revolutionary scientific breakdown of subway use... the map's the expense really b/c it's color)- woohoo! There should be a subway under everywhere.

Whoa whoa whoa.

I'll teach anyone the subway for 10 bucks.

American.

[Thebazile78]

I used to be one of the Jersey people that was too unfamiliar with the city and just shelled out the money for a cab. Once I learned the subway (anyone interested can pm me for info...$19.95 for a map and a patented revolutionary scientific breakdown of subway use... the map's the expense really b/c it's color)- woohoo! There should be a subway under everywhere.

I'm still unfamiliar with the City, but I take the subway anyway. I have 3 lines that I am 100% comfortable using, because they're the ones I take most often - one on the East Side, one on the West Side and one that runs across town - but I've learned enough about the subway system that I can get pretty much everywhere I want to go.

I still don't know the buses, though.

[earthbrown]

just spent some time in the city, caught cabs in midtown, bronx, and brooklyn, never had an issue and knew enough geography to not get the run around. I had all my points of interest by street cross sections....

All the cabbys were good, Liked the towncars more, and used them whenever I had the chance.


K

[ahhdurr]

Whoa whoa whoa.

I'll teach anyone the subway for 10 bucks.

American.

Act now and I'll throw in a fantastic midtown comedy interview for only $25 per person.