The Shelter

[KatPw]

Momma, dis fo you!
Mike pointed out that it's my fault, for saying how cute she looked as a kitten walking around with her toy mouse in her mouth.

[biozombie]

I found a nasty redback jumping spider in my new place yesterday (and one in the under-seat compartment of my scooter the other day), they're not venomous, but they pack a mean bite apparently... I'm not looking forward to my cat fighting one of these.

Also, the bathroom is clean... for now. All hail the Swiffer WetJet.

[~Katja~]

Mike pointed out that it's my fault, for saying how cute she looked as a kitten walking around with her toy mouse in her mouth.

I rather have my cat bring me a dead cricket rather than have her puke grass on my carpets.
Or wet food when he eats it like a maniac... I stopped feeding him that so now I only get the occasional dry food puke.

Why is it that cats always chose the carpet to puke on no matter how much wood or tile floor there is around to let themselves go like that????

[KatPw]

I rather have my cat bring me a dead cricket rather than have her puke grass on my carpets.
Or wet food when he eats it like a maniac... I stopped feeding him that so now I only get the occasional dry food puke.

Why is it that cats always chose the carpet to puke on no matter how much wood or tile floor there is around to let themselves go like that????

I'm lucky, I ripped out all the carpeting. And my cats are indoor only, so no grass. But the will still puke occasionally, especially the boy for some reason. He's a sensitive puss apparently. We leave dry food out all the time, and we only give them wet food every other day or so as a treat.

[~Katja~]

my cat is an indoor cat actually, but he does like to roll outside on the steps and eat some grass that's in front of the house.
He used to eat wet food all the time once a day and I cut it out cause it's easier especially when leaving him alone for a day or two...

[KatPw]

Yeah, it's hard to leave a cat by itself if they only eat wet food. Plus the food gets gross sitting out for a while, especially in the summer, so it becomes wasteful.

[JimmieHats]

I found a nasty redback jumping spider in my new place yesterday (and one in the under-seat compartment of my scooter the other day), they're not venomous, but they pack a mean bite apparently... I'm not looking forward to my cat fighting one of these.

Also, the bathroom is clean... for now. All hail the Swiffer WetJet.

That sounds fun. Oy.

[KatPw]

I Don't Like Mondays just came up on shuffle. I fucking love itunes.

[JimmieHats]

I might like Mondays slighty more if I didn't work long shifts all weekend. :yawn:

[~Katja~]

Lukas and I are watching the Ant Bully right now.
He is impressed because the main character is named after him :D

[GreatAmericanZero]

Lukas and I are watching the Ant Bully right now.
He is impressed because the main character is named after him :D

you should show him a movie just called "Bully" staring Nick Stahl, Brad Renfro and Bijou Phillips. Its a very kid friendly movie

[Misteriosa]

hey guys http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

sorry i couldnt pick up around here today... ive been a little under the weather... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/sneeze.gif

[JimmieHats]

Oh noes! Seeing the sick smiley makes me sad. Hugs for Mistery :aaw:

[Friday]

hey guys http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

sorry i couldnt pick up around here today... ive been a little under the weather... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/sneeze.gif

no worries, budday... i have no work tomorrow so i can do the chores...

feel better!

http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/11.gif

[biozombie]

Garbage disposal? fixed.

[Friday]

oops.
guess my job needs me more than they think they do.... i am off to work.

Hats for Cleaning Lady! :bye:

[JimmieHats]

Hats for Cleaning Lady! :bye:

I don't have the legs for it...

[Misteriosa]

good morning http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

im staying home today... but i can still do the laundry... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/laundry.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/laundry-1.gif

[PerryWinkle]

Good morning friends :bye:


Hey Misti, i already separated my laundry, so can you wash it for me. I'm running low on underwear. And can you be a doll, and iron some shirts for me.

[~Katja~]

I don't have the legs for it...

just wear that little french apron, I am sure your butt sticking out will make up for it.

[Misteriosa]

just wear that little french apron, I am sure your butt sticking out will make up for it.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_2009.gif

[red_red_red]

good morning compulsive cleaners...let's all pitch in and get a mexican

[futool]

good morning compulsive cleaners...let's all pitch in and get a mexican

Morning everyone :smile:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photodisc/pdrb120/pdrb120044.jpg

[red_red_red]

Morning everyone :smile:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photodisc/pdrb120/pdrb120044.jpg
LMAO...this one is uppity
http://autone.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/30224051.jpg

[Misteriosa]

a sick girl's gotta keep busy, so i made a new sig... :o

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/ofelia-sig-1.jpg

[~Katja~]

a sick girl's gotta keep busy, so i made a new sig... :o

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/ofelia-sig-1.jpg

your name is a bit dark (on my screen anyway...lol)
if you are bored... make me a hot new one.
maybe with a bottle shiraz ;)

[~Katja~]

LMAO...this one is uppity
http://autone.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/30224051.jpg


you should have seen the cleaning girl? at the hotel while I was on vacation.
We were unsure whether it was a guy dressing feminine and wearing thick make-up or a gal looking mighty manly. LMAO

[red_red_red]

you should have seen the cleaning girl? at the hotel while I was on vacation.
We were unsure whether it was a guy dressing feminine and wearing thick make-up or a gal looking mighty manly. LMAO
you still got drunk and hit on it tho

[~Katja~]

you still got drunk and hit on it tho

nope, I am not into blonds with small tits

[Misteriosa]

your name is a bit dark (on my screen anyway...lol)
if you are bored... make me a hot new one.
maybe with a bottle shiraz ;)

i didnt want it to stick out too much (its supposed to be mysterious :p)

i'll make you one, but only after i make one for red... i just dont know if i should use red or stalker-free

[~Katja~]

i didnt want it to stick out too much (its supposed to be mysterious :p)

i'll make you one, but only after i make one for red... i just dont know if i should use red or stalker-free

my screen is pretty dark, at home things look brighter ;)

[red_red_red]

i didnt want it to stick out too much (its supposed to be mysterious :p)

i'll make you one, but only after i make one for red... i just dont know if i should use red or stalker-free
i should bug a mod about a name change, but i won't make them work

[Misteriosa]

i should bug a mod about a name change, but i won't make them work

just ask mikeyboy or justjon... maybe they will help...

[JimmieHats]

Did I hit 1k yet? Can't tell in mobile.

[IMSlacker]

Did I hit 1k yet? Can't tell in mobile.

You're 40 away.

[PerryWinkle]

where do I sign up for a sig?

[JimmieHats]

You're 40 away.

Thanks :bye:

[IMSlacker]

where do I sign up for a sig?

Here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65996&page=51)

[red_red_red]

nope, I am not into blonds with small tits
hater.....how's Lukas these days? i had a random flashback from when Alex was a tot, i said acehole instead of asshole and she ran around for 2 months saying that, i was mortified

[PerryWinkle]

hater.....how's Lukas these days? i had a random flashback from when Alex was a tot, i said acehole instead of asshole and she ran around for 2 months saying that, i was mortified

thats funny. Kids are so cute

[red_red_red]

thats funny. Kids are so cute
she's 17 now and TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE!!! PANIC!!

[PerryWinkle]

she's 17 now and TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE!!! PANIC!!

she's almost too old now :unsure:

(In an Uncle Paul voice)

[Misteriosa]

yay! i finished red's!!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/millerred-1.jpg

[KatPw]

hey guys http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

sorry i couldnt pick up around here today... ive been a little under the weather... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/sneeze.gif
Feel better!:wub:
Garbage disposal? fixed.

You are on a cleaning/repairing streak!

[KatPw]

she's 17 now and TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE!!! PANIC!!

Damn, is she leaning towards a major or undecided?

[red_red_red]

yay! i finished red's!!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/millerred-1.jpg
LMAO...hit the nail on the head with that one

[red_red_red]

Damn, is she leaning towards a major or undecided?
undecided, she's trying to graduate a year early, she's taking classes after school and wants me to pay for summer school, she has to get thru all of that first, then grandpa wants her to take some local classes here b4 going off to a 4 yr college, no one wants her to leave lol...but she'll be in some kind of art college

[~Katja~]

where do I sign up for a sig?
Misti can probably make you one with your doggy in it.

hater.....how's Lukas these days? i had a random flashback from when Alex was a tot, i said acehole instead of asshole and she ran around for 2 months saying that, i was mortified

lol
My mom has been teaching him a bunch of bad words in German.
He has been difficult around me while my family was here. Jealous of the divided attention.

[Misteriosa]

ima go get some lunch...

[PinkisFlammable]

Hi

[~Katja~]

yay! i finished red's!!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/millerred-1.jpg

now make one with a bucket of zaxby's chicken wings ;)

[Misteriosa]

now make one with a bucket of zaxby's chicken wings ;)

Genius...

or i can make something with this... :lol:

http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Zombie_SeasondstDetail.jpg

[KatPw]

undecided, she's trying to graduate a year early, she's taking classes after school and wants me to pay for summer school, she has to get thru all of that first, then grandpa wants her to take some local classes here b4 going off to a 4 yr college, no one wants her to leave lol...but she'll be in some kind of art college A year early? Damn, you raise some smart ones. And I think that is a great idea, to take some classes locally before committing to a four year school. It is a tough transition from HS to college, and graduating a year ahead compounds that in terms of culture shock, if you will. She's got a good head on her shoulders, so she is going to do great.

Hi

:bye:

[KatPw]

Genius...

or i can make something with this... :lol:

http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Zombie_SeasondstDetail.jpg

:lol:

[drusilla]

i can't believe this thread has the 2nd most posts in the entire forum & it's only been around about 2 weeks.

oh wait, i posted at fba sometimes, i can believe this.

[~Katja~]

we actually missed the one month monthiversary of FBA's demise.

[Misteriosa]

hi steph :bye:

[red_red_red]

A year early? Damn, you raise some smart ones. And I think that is a great idea, to take some classes locally before committing to a four year school. It is a tough transition from HS to college, and graduating a year ahead compounds that in terms of culture shock, if you will. She's got a good head on her shoulders, so she is going to do great.



:bye:
most days she does, now can someone get her to the lock the door when she comes in @ night?

[JimmieHats]

Jabbers made an appearance in the RnF thread today, although very brief...

[red_red_red]

Genius...

or i can make something with this... :lol:

http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Zombie_SeasondstDetail.jpg
:help:lol...whatever happened to him? anyone know? i would love to hear some juicy gossip

[red_red_red]

oh and look @ my profile y'all...it's hysterical, the comment someone left me

[futool]

oh and look @ my profile y'all...it's hysterical, the comment someone left me

:lol:
I took that as an opportunity to talk about your clit. :smoke:

[~Katja~]

oh and look @ my profile y'all...it's hysterical, the comment someone left me

nice way of getting people to look at your profile ;)

[futool]

nice way of getting people to look at your profile ;)

Your just jealous your clit hood isn't being paid attention too :smoke:


Clit comments for EVERYONE!!! :thumbup::thumbup:

[~Katja~]

yay for clit comments... I would have been happy with a e-hug.

[futool]

yay for clit comments... I would have been happy with a e-hug.

http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/images/smilies/056.gif http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/images/smilies/058.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[futool]

http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ELooking for the Clit comment Trifecta%5E_%5E.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom)

[~Katja~]

aaaaw.

[BlackSpider]

Are you guys still here???

[Flea_Man]

I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me, they talk to me

[paulisded]

Hihihihihihihi

anybody wanna make me a sig?

[PerryWinkle]

where do I sign up for a sig?

Misti can probably make you one with your doggy in it.





That would be nice. I guess its about time I had a sig and make a home for myself around here.

[~Katja~]

I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me, they talk to me
I talk to you
Hi
Hihihihihihihi

anybody wanna make me a sig?
Hi Scott, if Misti continues to pretend to be sick and slack off at home I am sure she would make ya one... there are also some very talented guys in the signature favor thread

That would be nice. I guess its about time I had a sig and make a home for myself around here.
you are home now

[paulisded]

Hi Scott, if Misti continues to pretend to be sick and slack off at home I am sure she would make ya one... there are also some very talented guys in the signature favor thread



Hi gorgeous. I'll see if she responds here, and if she doesn't I'll head over to that thread.

[Flea_Man]

Well it was real awkward I was driving from the shore home late on saturday and I really had to take a leak.. So I pull over at an exit, there where an aweful lot of cars around for it being so late.. So I go in the woods to take care of my business and there was a bit of rustling in the bush.. I thought it was an animal and something that a strong blast of number 1 would take care of..

But I hear What the fuck and the voice is someone I know, and low and behold XMScott comes crawling out in nothing but a g-string and my urine.. Just thought I'd share.

[BlackSpider]

Well it was real awkward I was driving from the shore home late on saturday and I really had to take a leak.. So I pull over at an exit, there where an aweful lot of cars around for it being so late.. So I go in the woods to take care of my business and there was a bit of rustling in the bush.. I thought it was an animal and something that a strong blast of number 1 would take care of..

But I hear What the fuck and the voice is someone I know, and low and behold XMScott comes crawling out in nothing but a g-string and my urine.. Just thought I'd share.

WHY ? :wallbash:

[jab]

dear "NOT MANTOWN" (ha)

PILLS! PILLS WILL HELP ME GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

slumber is my friend. slumber is the smiley me on the other side of the mirror. why wont the mirror kiss me back? why? :wallbash::wallbash:

[JimmieHats]

I miss the Jabbers :o

[futool]

I miss the Jabbers :o

Who? You mean Claude's man servant?

[JimmieHats]

Who? You mean Claude's man servant?

Oh yea, him. Heh.

Apparently I'm super close to hitting 1,000 posts. Wee.

[Misteriosa]

good morning http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

[Misteriosa]

Oh yea, him. Heh.

Apparently I'm super close to hitting 1,000 posts. Wee.

next post, sexay!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/Kiss.gif

[futool]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[JimmieHats]

Yaaaaay 1,000! Here is a fitting place for it :happy:

[futool]

Oh yea, him. Heh.

Apparently I'm super close to hitting 1,000 posts. Wee.

DO IT!!! PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

YOUR ONLY 1 AWAY!

Yaaaaay 1,000! Here is a fitting place for it :happy:


Fu and your super fast posting abilities...

Congrats Hats
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy110.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Misteriosa]

yayayayayay!!!!!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/cheerleader.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/yay_confetti.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_2009.gif

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/ChickDance.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/ducky.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/turkeydance.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/kirby.gif

[JimmieHats]

So now my tag is "super poster"?

[JimmieHats]

Yay shuffle! Wee!

[Misteriosa]

Yay shuffle! Wee!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/TotakekeBanana.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/TotakekeBanana.gif

[JimmieHats]

Thanks buddays. Only 23,000 more and I'll be back to where I was on FBA. Haha.

[futool]

Thanks buddays. Only 23,000 more and I'll be back to where I was on FBA. Haha.

Stop it... The cups half full.

[~Katja~]

dear "NOT MANTOWN" (ha)

PILLS! PILLS WILL HELP ME GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

slumber is my friend. slumber is the smiley me on the other side of the mirror. why wont the mirror kiss me back? why? :wallbash::wallbash:

Hi sleepy Jabbers!
How are ya??? (aside from sleepy)

[PerryWinkle]

good morning :bye:

[Misteriosa]

oh noes... i didnt do the chores... :o

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/laundry.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/laundry-1.gif

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/bd3d53a3d0eade6ae766bebbd3758cc2.gif http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/vacuum.gif

[JimmieHats]

Its okee. You're sickly. But thaaaaank you. :)

[~Katja~]

Its okee. You're sickly. But thaaaaank you. :)

right....
but next time...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tP-ghwXEkraCCM:http://www.freewebs.com/domesticviolencechildabuse/domestic_violence6_1.jpg

[JimmieHats]

:ohmy:

[Misteriosa]

right....
but next time...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tP-ghwXEkraCCM:http://www.freewebs.com/domesticviolencechildabuse/domestic_violence6_1.jpg

oh noes :glurps:

[Dirty Joe]

Hi

[~Katja~]

Hi

hola Jose Susio

[Misteriosa]

Hi

hi joe!!!!!!!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thglomp.gif

[Dirty Joe]

hi joe!!!!!!!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thglomp.gif

How ya been?

[JimmieHats]

Ooo it's a Joe :bye:

[paulisded]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

It's a great day in my house, as I came home to find my new Ipod touch waiting for me at the door.

[Dirty Joe]

Ooo it's a Joe :bye:

Ooooo it's a Hats

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

It's a great day in my house, as I came home to find my new Ipod touch waiting for me at the door.

That's always nice to come home to

[futool]

Hi
hello joe

[Dirty Joe]

hello joe

Hello tool

[JimmieHats]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

It's a great day in my house, as I came home to find my new Ipod touch waiting for me at the door.


Ooo! Ya get the new 32?

[paulisded]

Ooo! Ya get the new 32?

Yeah, I kept the 160 classic but gave my 60 to a friend. Half the songs from that one went onto the 160, and the other half are going on this one.

[~Katja~]

Ooooo it's a Hats



That's always nice to come home to

some may say that it's nicer to come home to a hot chick waiting with a fantastic meal and hoping to make ya feel "home"

[JimmieHats]

Yeah, I kept the 160 classic but gave my 60 to a friend. Half the songs from that one went onto the 160, and the other half are going on this one.

Werd. Let us know how it is. I'm gonna get one eventually, so consumer opinion would be neato.

[Kublakhan61]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

It's a great day in my house, as I came home to find my new Ipod touch waiting for me at the door.

Hi Scott!

I came home to find Space Ghost Vol. 5 waiting for me when I got home, so I'm not sweating it either...

[paulisded]

Werd. Let us know how it is. I'm gonna get one eventually, so consumer opinion would be neato.

I'm still transferring songs from one player to another, so give me a couple of days. I may have to buy another player, though. Splitting up the songs from the 60 has left me with only 25 gigs left on the 160, and only a handful on the touch.

Hi Scott!

I came home to find Space Ghost Vol. 5 waiting for me when I got home, so I'm not sweating it either...

Hey Abe! Don't be a stranger. I need somebody around that actually reads my new release lists.

[IWOWedGregBrady]

Hey Jabbers & Joe!

So are lolcats still cool?
Anyone ever check out this site (http://icanhaspornburger.com/)?
Or am I really behind the times?

[Friday]

would one of you refugees kindly give me a foot rub?

i'm hurtin' over here.... :sad:

[paulisded]

would one of you refugees kindly give me a foot rub?

i'm hurtin' over here.... :sad:

I will!!!

[red_red_red]

good morning peoples, what's the haps?

[~Katja~]

hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face

[red_red_red]

hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face
i would do that too if i were him ;) jesus christ lady, you bring the perv out in me. as far as what's up, i took a fall the other night, my shoe came apart while i was walking up the deck stairs. i was wearing my old, beat up work sandals, so now i am all bruised again, it looks like someone beat me with a baseball bat

[~Katja~]

i would do that too if i were him ;) jesus christ lady, you bring the perv out in me. as far as what's up, i took a fall the other night, my shoe came apart while i was walking up the deck stairs. i was wearing my old, beat up work sandals, so now i am all bruised again, it looks like someone beat me with a baseball bat

you don't have to make excuses for the domestic violence in your home... we are friends here... it will stay between you and me (and all the people reading this open forum ;) )

[futool]

hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face

Morning everyone :smoke:


:lol: That's so funny, Colin is doing the same thing. But he calls Liz's boobs hiccups.
"Mommy you have big hiccups", "Mommy's hiccups are sticking out". He'll pull her shirt down and say "Daddy likes your hiccups". What a smart boy :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

I need somebody around that actually reads my new release lists.
i read them... i just dont know who the bands are :o
good morning peoples, what's the haps?
hi http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif
hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face
smart boy...
i would do that too if i were him ;) jesus christ lady, you bring the perv out in me. as far as what's up, i took a fall the other night, my shoe came apart while i was walking up the deck stairs. i was wearing my old, beat up work sandals, so now i am all bruised again, it looks like someone beat me with a baseball bat
im gonna rename you calamity red :Ohboy:

[futool]

Beer Man keeping his pimp hand strong :wink:

[red_red_red]

you don't have to make excuses for the domestic violence in your home... we are friends here... it will stay between you and me (and all the people reading this open forum ;) )
LOL..i didn't get dinner ready on time, again

[red_red_red]

Morning everyone :smoke:


:lol: That's so funny, Colin is doing the same thing. But he calls Liz's boobs hiccups.
"Mommy you have big hiccups", "Mommy's hiccups are sticking out". He'll pull her shirt down and say "Daddy likes your hiccups". What a smart boy :thumbup:
LMAO, look how early the males notice boobs

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[red_red_red]

i read them... i just dont know who the bands are :o

hi http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

smart boy...

im gonna rename you calamity red :Ohboy:
:( are you still a walking bio hazard? what did you get into?

[futool]

Sup Hats :bye:

Got any titty stories?

[red_red_red]

Sup Hats :bye:

Got any titty stories?
i flashed on pal talk while listening to the fake radio show..never mix beer and pal talk :drunk:

[JimmieHats]

Sup Hats :bye:

Got any titty stories?

Those lads are getting more action then me these days!

[Misteriosa]

i flashed on pal talk while listening to the fake radio show..never mix beer and pal talk :drunk:

you?!?! on palcrack?!?! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/faint.gif

[futool]

i flashed on pal talk while listening to the fake radio show..never mix beer and pal talk :drunk:

:sad:
I knew i should have renewed that fucking paltalk subscription :wallbash:

[red_red_red]

you?!?! on palcrack?!?! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/faint.gif
i wanted to hear mongo and friends be silly geese, they were hysterical and i was drunk...it couldn't be helped :)

[Misteriosa]

i wanted to hear mongo and friends be silly geese, they were hysterical and i was drunk...it couldn't be helped :)

*note to self*: make sure to catch the next mongo show...

[red_red_red]

Those lads are getting more action then me these days!
i'll offer mine up for ya

[~Katja~]

red on PT??? next thing you know she will have a myspace account

futool... the boob thing is funny and cute and all... but I am worried he does it to the teachers in daycare

[red_red_red]

i'm sure the ladies @ the daycare have seen it all and will reprimand him, or they say rude things about you behind your back :tongue:

[futool]

red on PT??? next thing you know she will have a myspace account

futool... the boob thing is funny and cute and all... but I am worried he does it to the teachers in daycare

yeah i made light of the hole thing here, but we actually had several talks with Colin about it.
"This is your body and no one should touch it. And you should NEVER touch someone else's body..."

I still don't feel mature enough to be a parent :blink:

[futool]

i'm sure the ladies @ the daycare have seen it all and will reprimand him, or they say rude things about you behind your back :tongue:

Your fucking hysterical... :lol:

The really scary part is here in NJ they would probably file a law suit claiming sexual harassment.

[red_red_red]

Your fucking hysterical... :lol:

The really scary part is here in NJ they would probably file a law suit claiming sexual harassment.
sad, they shouldn't be in that line of work, little kids do shit like that, ppl over react to harmless shit, all ya gotta say is "that wasn't nice and you will not do that to me again" problem solved!

[~Katja~]

sometimes I wonder what they say behind our bakcs... we never get to hear what our kids do and tell during the day.

I just signed Lukas up for soccer. Expect a million pictures ;)

[futool]

sometimes I wonder what they say behind our bakcs... we never get to hear what our kids do and tell during the day.

I just signed Lukas up for soccer. Expect a million pictures ;)

@ my son's daycare I'm pretty sure their saying "How did that greasy douche snag the redhead?"

[dryerdoor]

Mornin everyone.

[red_red_red]

sometimes I wonder what they say behind our bakcs... we never get to hear what our kids do and tell during the day.

I just signed Lukas up for soccer. Expect a million pictures ;)
he'll look adorable in his little uniform, just stay away from him if he wears cleats, OW!

[jab]

hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face

oh sure, its ok if HE does it. :(


:innocent:

[~Katja~]

he'll look adorable in his little uniform, just stay away from him if he wears cleats, OW!
no cleats this time... next year though
oh sure, its ok if HE does it. :(


:innocent:

:aaw:

[futool]

oh sure, its ok if HE does it. :(


:innocent:

QUICK!!!! Somebody shut the door before he gets out again!!!

[red_red_red]

QUICK!!!! Somebody shut the door before he gets out again!!!
I'll get the rope!

[futool]

I'll get the rope!

Yeah we can rap him after we force him to stay. Good thinking.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_yhotA-Ar7gI/R_Rtd5QVv8I/AAAAAAAAAG4/T6LBdlZtq2g/s320/untitled.bmp

[red_red_red]

Yeah we can rape him after we force him to stay. Good thinking.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_yhotA-Ar7gI/R_Rtd5QVv8I/AAAAAAAAAG4/T6LBdlZtq2g/s320/untitled.bmp
i have a big black dildo we can use on him

[futool]

i have a big black dildo we can use on him

Well, we don't want him to enjoy it :tongue:



and now I'm totally distracted think about you and your toys. :wink:

[red_red_red]

Well, we don't want him to enjoy it :tongue:



and now I'm totally distracted think about you and your toys. :wink:
i'm distracted by your swinging schlong :blink:

[paulisded]

hey red, what's up in your world?
Lukas is back to boob grabbing and exclaiming "breast, breasts, your breasts mommy!!!" with a big victorious smile on his face

Funny thing is I've had fantasies of that exact same activity.

[paulisded]

i flashed on pal talk while listening to the fake radio show..never mix beer and pal talk :drunk:

Um, why wasn't I contacted about the possibility of this happening?

[futool]

i'm distracted by your swinging schlong :blink:

You better change you name back to RedX3 cause i'm on my way down to Cunting with the duct tape and the http://search.alcdata.com/nextmark/graphics/datacard/list/456/157456/brecks_c.gif catalog. We're gonna party :wink:

[paulisded]

i read them... i just dont know who the bands are :o

hi http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

smart boy...

im gonna rename you calamity red :Ohboy:

Misti, you know I'd be honored to send you some music.

[paulisded]

i'm distracted by your swinging schlong :blink:

Hmmm, why couldn't that have been said about me?

[red_red_red]

Um, why wasn't I contacted about the possibility of this happening?
ummm...it wasn't planned, it was a total drunken slut moment

[Misteriosa]

Misti, you know I'd be honored to send you some music.

that would be nice :o

[red_red_red]

You better change you name back to RedX3 cause i'm on my way down to Cunting with the duct tape and the http://search.alcdata.com/nextmark/graphics/datacard/list/456/157456/brecks_c.gif catalog. We're gonna party :wink:
LOL...you know too much about me...i am a plant whore

[futool]

Hmmm, why couldn't that have been said about me?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
i haven't finished yet... badump bump




oh and by the way, i f'd my wife while she was wearing your paulisdead weekend tanktop last weekend. Your cartoon head face made me last longer :thumbup:

[futool]

LOL...you know too much about me...i am a plant whore

haha, wait till you see the bulb anal beads i made. :tongue:

[red_red_red]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
i haven't finished yet... badump bump




oh and by the way, i f'd my wife while she was wearing your paulisdead weekend tanktop last weekend. Your cartoon head face made me last longer :thumbup:
OMG!! that's freakin hysterical

[red_red_red]

haha, wait till you see the bulb anal beads i made. :tongue:
will i grow flowers out of my ass afterwords?

[futool]

will i grow flowers out of my ass afterwords?

Maybe not the first season. It all depends on how deep i plant them. :wink:

See how fast this turned from Jabbers dildo rape to tulips in your pooper?
ok i'm done. even i know when to say when. :innocent:

[Misteriosa]

Maybe not the first season. It all depends on how deep i plant them. :wink:

See how fast this turned from Jabbers dildo rape to tulips in your pooper?
ok i'm done. even i know when to say when. :innocent:

its a talent... embrace it...

[red_red_red]

Maybe not the first season. It all depends on how deep i plant them. :wink:

See how fast this turned from Jabbers dildo rape to tulips in your pooper?
ok i'm done. even i know when to say when. :innocent:
haha...just like old times on FBA :thumbup:

[futool]

its a talent... embrace it...

:dry:
How's your calender looking? Wanna take a road trip with me?

[~Katja~]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
i haven't finished yet... badump bump




oh and by the way, i f'd my wife while she was wearing your paulisdead weekend tanktop last weekend. Your cartoon head face made me last longer :thumbup:

your first threesome???

[futool]

your first threesome???

Nope... :smoke:

[red_red_red]

Nope... :smoke:
riiiiiight....it's ok, i cyber lie too :tongue:

[futool]

riiiiiight....it's ok, i cyber lie too :tongue:

Noooooo, i just have very low standards and plenty of drugs. And i was a lot better looking in college.

[~Katja~]

Nope... :smoke:

liar- your wife looks way too nice for that naughty stuff- then again... it's the silent ones ....

[paulisded]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
i haven't finished yet... badump bump




oh and by the way, i f'd my wife while she was wearing your paulisdead weekend tanktop last weekend. Your cartoon head face made me last longer :thumbup:

Wow!!! I'm honored...I think.

[~Katja~]

Noooooo, i just have very low standards and plenty of drugs. And i was a lot better looking in college.

but we were talking with your wife... not in your drunken college days

[futool]

liar- your wife looks way too nice for that naughty stuff- then again... it's the silent ones ....

haha, she wasn't involved, but she knew the participants. This was a long time ago before we started dating. And yes, the silent ones ARE insane.

[~Katja~]

haha, she wasn't involved, but she knew the participants. This was a long time ago before we started dating. And yes, the silent ones ARE insane.

yeah, I barely ever talk... but the noises I make.... uhoh

[Legit Bill]

Hi :lol:

[futool]

but we were talking with your wife... not in your drunken college days

:huh: oh, in that case yes... But when the two of you were talking at the Virus show i was taking the mental image and saving it for later. She was pretty smitten with the Katja.

[red_red_red]

Noooooo, i just have very low standards and plenty of drugs. And i was a lot better looking in college.
sure, we believe ya, really...we do..uh huh

[red_red_red]

yeah, I barely ever talk... but the noises I make.... uhoh
so you're saying you queef a lot?

[futool]

Wow!!! I'm honored...I think.

You should be. It a great quality tank. I beat the fuck outta that thing.

[futool]

sure, we believe ya, really...we do..uh huh

Just for that i'm carry you like a six pack out to my truck.. :wink:


But it's an Xterra... So maybe we can go on a rally or something :drunk:

[paulisded]

yeah, I barely ever talk... but the noises I make.... uhoh

I really should never read your posts at work.

[red_red_red]

Just for that i'm carry you like a six pack out to my truck.. :wink:


But it's an Xterra... So maybe we can go on a rally or something :drunk:
sweet! i have one of those too

[red_red_red]

I really should never read your posts at work.
she makes my perv switch turn on

[~Katja~]

I really should never read your posts at work.

just keep a kleenex box near by ;)
baby wipes work even better

[futool]

sweet! i have one of those too

Let me guess, with flower stickers on it right?

[Misteriosa]

i keep baby wipes at my desk... maybe you should too, paul...


on that note... back to work :bye:

[futool]

she makes my perv switch turn on

Tell me about it. We should start a support group.

[red_red_red]

Let me guess, with flower stickers on it right?
LOL...you must think i'm a massive dork...no stickers, just a boatload of metal CD's to skeer the locals with

[~Katja~]

i keep baby wipes at my desk... maybe you should too, paul...


on that note... back to work :bye:


I bet there are plenty of guys jerking off to you right at your desk ;)

[red_red_red]

Tell me about it. We should start a support group.
this is an excellent thread idea, DO IT!

[futool]

I bet there are plenty of guys jerking off to you right at your desk ;)

JOTMWAMD card holder Buddaaaays

Jerked Off To Misti While At My Desk fan since day 1

[futool]

this is an excellent thread idea, DO IT!

Done...
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73233
But next time i'd appreciate a lil swat on the ass before you send me off.

[JimmieHats]

Lulz.

hellllooooooo biiiiillllllll! :bye:

[red_red_red]

Done...
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73233
But next time i'd appreciate a lil swat on the ass before you send me off.
can i play a little grab ass while i'm there? ;)

[futool]

can i play a little grab ass while i'm there? ;)

fucking better :thumbup:

[dryerdoor]

I have no idea what's going on, but I thought I'd post this:


asdfj;kl

[~Katja~]

hi Immy!

how are ya and how is Tina Palin?

[dryerdoor]

hi Immy!

how are ya and how is Tina Palin?

Could be better.

And Tina Palin? That's a new one. But she's fine. Seeing her tonight. WooT!

[futool]

I have no idea what's going on, but I thought I'd post this:


asdfj;kl

:bye: Imran
Here's the Icheban.
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73233

[Misteriosa]

good morning

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/vacuum.gif

[red_red_red]

we have a mexican for that Misti

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

oh hai :happy:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thglomp.gif

[~Katja~]

what fba "couple" is in studio today??? who was that on just now?

[Friday]

we have a mexican for that Misti

hey!

i have a real job now.
no time to clean up after you dirty gringos!

:bye:

[Misteriosa]

what fba "couple" is in studio today??? who was that on just now?

i was wondering the same thing...

[red_red_red]

what fba "couple" is in studio today??? who was that on just now?
i have no idea...who was dating each other back then?

[red_red_red]

hey!

i have a real job now.
no time to clean up after you dirty gringos!

:bye:
a job? what are those?

[futool]

Whoo Hooo :clap:

Pink got new shoes...
http://consumerist.com/5055352/friday-consumerist-flickr-pool-finds
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2008/09/redandjohnny.jpg

[disneyspy]

Whoo Hooo :clap:

Pink got new shoes...
http://consumerist.com/5055352/friday-consumerist-flickr-pool-finds
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2008/09/redandjohnny.jpg

HA!i missed futools crackin me up:lol:,its good to be back,i must confess - i signed up on the other boards,but i missed you guyz:bye:

[Misteriosa]

HA!i missed futools crackin me up:lol:,its good to be back,i must confess - i signed up on the other boards,but i missed you guyz:bye:

aww http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/smiley_blush.gif

thats sweet...

[JimmieHats]

I was wondering where the spy had went to...

[futool]

:thumbup:
Sup Spy...

[dryerdoor]

Sup buddies, just got back from the studios.

The only gripe I had about today, was that Crazed sat next to me, and farted. It fucking stunk.

[~Katja~]

Sup buddies, just got back from the studios.

The only gripe I had about today, was that Crazed sat next to me, and farted. It fucking stunk.

both shows?
who was the couple they talked to?

[disneyspy]

I come home for lunch, and one of my cats is running around with a cricket hanging out of her mouth. I am grossed out right now. Vomit.
had a kitten drop a live baby mouse in my lap
I might like Mondays slighty more if I didn't work long shifts all weekend. :yawn:
sounds like someone had a case of the mondays
some may say that it's nicer to come home to a hot chick waiting with a fantastic meal and hoping to make ya feel "home"
i love home cooked german meals
would one of you refugees kindly give me a foot rub?

i'm hurtin' over here.... :sad:
only if marcellus doesnt throw me out a window
i have a big black dildo we can use on him
this post surprised me
misti,sorry to read you were sick,:aww:
hey hats and tool,been workin way too much,im up to 7 days-8 or 9 hrs a day
bowled a 203 last tues in league
kicked my buddays asses in golf last mon
asked the hot beercart chick out(shes been stalkin me)date tommorow nite :clap:
thought i was banned cuz i kept gettin the cant find server mess
got a ton of shit done

[dryerdoor]

both shows?
who was the couple they talked to?

Nah, had class early, so I was only able to get to R&F.

[disneyspy]

Nah, had class early, so I was only able to get to R&F.

i envy you,you lucky bastard

[dryerdoor]

i envy you,you lucky bastard

You should take a trip up here one of these days.

[disneyspy]

You should take a trip up here one of these days.

depending on the weather here and when i get laid off,but i plan on goin to the city in early nov.
was there back when i was in college but was drunk and high all day
lookin forward to experiencing it as an adult,well older me

[PerryWinkle]

we have a mexican for that Misti

misti is our mexican :tongue:

[biozombie]

I went to pick up some Mexicans yesterday, but I got a horchata aguas frescas and one of those chocolate covered frozen bananas instead...

[jab]

mmmm burrytoes.

[disneyspy]

i like friday

[disneyspy]

hi jab,long time,say hi to claude 4 me

[Misteriosa]

some set a white lab rat free on the subway platform near my job. i wanted to take it home, but it was already roaming around the ground for a bit and ran under a door when i got near it. i think that rat will be eaten by sundown by the bigger tougher subway rats :(

[jab]

hi jab,long time,say hi to claude 4 me

i did and he says ;painhip;p-8gh bpggvfbvfgfv


i think .net needs claude and uppercut.

some set a white lab rat free on the subway platform near my job. i wanted to take it home, but it was already roaming around the ground for a bit and ran under a door when i got near it. i think that rat will be eaten by sundown by the bigger tougher subway rats :(

was it willard?

[Misteriosa]

he was teeny tiny... i felt so bad leaving him behind... he was no bigger than my thumb. and he was still very very clean. he couldnt have been there for more than an hour...

http://www.nih.gov/news/research_matters/may2007/images/memories_l.gif

[jab]

he was teeny tiny... i felt so bad leaving him behind... he was no bigger than my thumb. and he was still very very clean. he couldnt have been there for more than an hour...

http://www.nih.gov/news/research_matters/may2007/images/memories_l.gif

you totally shoulda adopted him. and named him mouseteriosa.

[Misteriosa]

you totally shoulda adopted him. and named him mouseteriosa.

and we could wear matching sweaters :wub:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/cute%20mouse.jpg

[disneyspy]

you totally shoulda adopted him. and named him mouseteriosa.

that'd be awesome,then my misti spy cam i have on its head could watch her IN HER APARTMENT!

[JimmieHats]

Jabberzzzzz :bye:

[Misteriosa]

its would have been nice to arrange play dates with claude and mr jingles... that is, if claude would promise not to eat him...

[jab]

and we could wear matching sweaters :wub:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/cute%20mouse.jpg


well dressed like that give him a fro and call him cheesebaby

Jabberzzzzz :bye:

hi mister!

its would have been nice to arrange play dates with claude and mr jingles... that is, if claude would promise not to eat him...

claude promises nothing. except cuteness.

[jab]

ew my sweaty armpit smells like coffee. yum.

[disneyspy]

Are You A Barrista?

[jab]

Are You A Barrista?

only serving myself lol

[Misteriosa]

Are You A Barrista?

i used to date a barrista... damn do i miss the free coffee...

[disneyspy]

my best friend worked at a coffee shop,the chicks were hittin on him big time,
i think theres somethin about coffee shops that make women horny
thats why all my 1st dates are at the station esspresso

[Friday]

i like friday

i like disneyspy

[disneyspy]

i like disneyspy

then why is your sig flippin me off?

[Friday]

then why is your sig flippin me off?

that's how i say hi.

[jab]

people are always saying hi to me :(

[biozombie]

hi jab! why so glum?

[jab]

how should i go about suing the makers of sexdrive for plagerizing my screenplay. i want to sue them for making my great writing worse.

[Misteriosa]

how should i go about suing the makers of sexdrive for plagerizing my screenplay. i want to sue them for making my great writing worse.

burn their clothes in a fancy fire pit :p

[jab]

im totally sending out a passive agressive email about it.